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Date: 02/18/09 12:23 PM

97 Responses to Everybody`s On Cocaine

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18943 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 12:42 pm
    Link: Everybody`s On Cocaine - According to the Christians that is.
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    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
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    February 18, 2009 at 12:49 pm
    drugs fancy where is your viewing eye headed? hahaha the Jesus factor
  3. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    February 18, 2009 at 12:49 pm
    Wait what?
  4. Profile photo of White_Wolfos
    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
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    February 18, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    Like, maybe the rats weren`t hungry or thirsty.
    Maybe the rats just wanted to party. :|
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    Backfat Male 30-39
    1895 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    oh the 70s, how I do not miss you.
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    neveryours Female 13-17
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    February 18, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    "everything is terrible!"

    :D

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    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1366 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 12:57 pm
    Love the fear that the fundies spread, odd Cobra Kai look alike for a spokesperson.
  8. Profile photo of ne028
    ne028 Male 18-29
    889 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 12:59 pm
    hmm, goto church and get molested or coke?
  9. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    February 18, 2009 at 1:00 pm
    "hmm, goto church and get molested or coke?"

    *waits for baalthazaq the give his statistics on how wrong you are*

  10. Profile photo of ne028
    ne028 Male 18-29
    889 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 1:03 pm
    hes probably constructing a pie chart as we speak
  11. Profile photo of Cheese84o6
    Cheese84o6 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    I`m confused, what are we disagreeing with?
  12. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
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    February 18, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    The Jesus Factor?

    I think Jesus is on crack too!

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    yellowsquare Female 18-29
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    February 18, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    "hmm, goto church and get molested or coke?"

    Hmm outdated joke everyone`s heard before?

    It`s not funny anymore. It really isn`t. It`s just tired.

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    Azasaur Female 13-17
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    February 18, 2009 at 1:13 pm
    oh, crazy Christians have done it again....

    Everyone is on cocaine! Except me, my family, some of my friends, ect.

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    dirty_blue Female 18-29
    75 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    Remember Daniella Westbrook...?
    http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_03/DanniellaMOS0605_450x520.jpg
    Mr. Christian fella "Ha...Told yer so!!!"
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    outfire Male 13-17
    524 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    Seems like a pretty reasonable video, i`m pretty weirded out by most Christian videos too. Just kinda makes sense that less Christians would do crack. Not that you have to be Christian to not do crack though.
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    parasite159 Male 18-29
    106 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    water into wine, man were they stoned
  18. Profile photo of Eldricht
    Eldricht Male 18-29
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    February 18, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    PRAISE JEEEEEBUS
  19. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    February 18, 2009 at 1:25 pm

    but we`re the ones on drugs?
  20. Profile photo of punkipenguin
    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 1:27 pm
    i`m dr. rockso, the rock and roll clown! i do COCAINE! g-g-g-yeah!!!
  21. Profile photo of ne028
    ne028 Male 18-29
    889 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 1:29 pm
    "Hmm outdated joke everyone`s heard before? "

    who`s making jokes.

  22. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
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    February 18, 2009 at 1:30 pm
    Back then? I believe it.
  23. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 1:36 pm
    wow...
  24. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
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    February 18, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    THE JESUS FACTOR

    I sense a new meme brewing.

  25. Profile photo of JacobTrue13
    JacobTrue13 Male 18-29
    260 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 1:46 pm
    No other drugs can produce such an effect? Aren`t they forgetting the greatest drug of all?

    Wild, unmigitated Hate.

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    Fatum Male 30-39
    66 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 1:53 pm
    Denis Leary once said: "The best pitch I ever heard about cocaine was back in the early eighties when a street dealer followed me down the sidewalk going: I got some great blow man. I got the stuff that killed Belushi."
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    Space_girl Female 18-29
    627 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 1:55 pm
    poor rat
  28. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
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    February 18, 2009 at 1:57 pm
    "I had to pick cocaine over baseball."

    Dude. Darryl Strawberry.

    "By the time these kids are 10, 12, 13 years old, they`re gonna be lost on crack."

    LMAO! Wow.

    As for the rat thing, if something with the intelligence of a rat pushes a button and gets a drating cocaine high from it, it`s gonna push it again. Multiple drating times.

    I`m not defending coke, it`s an awful drug -- never touched the stuff, never will -- but I`ve known lots of people who tried it and never wanted anything to do with it again.

    The truth is out there about drugs. Common sense is our only hope.

    Hilarious video.

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    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
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    February 18, 2009 at 2:01 pm
    For some reason I pictured the guy from King of the hill saying, "I sell cocaine and cocaine accessories."
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    keith2 Male 30-39
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    February 18, 2009 at 2:08 pm
    what a lucky rat
  31. Profile photo of dutchboy93
    dutchboy93 Male 13-17
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    February 18, 2009 at 2:11 pm
    ok that really cracked me up. yeah cause we really have to worry about 10 year olds getting hooked on crack. although that video was from the 80s where people who made videos about drugs had absolutely no idea about what drugs do, who uses them, why they use them, etc.
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    greenbutter Female 18-29
    32 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 2:30 pm
    Peraise the Lawed!!!!!
  33. Profile photo of FELLDOWN123
    FELLDOWN123 Male 18-29
    28 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 2:32 pm
    What about the dangers of CAKE.Czech Neck is a serious problem.
    Do these kind of religious zealots check their closets for monsters every night?
  34. Profile photo of mMmSheko
    mMmSheko Female 18-29
    24 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 2:38 pm
    Jesus doesnt love rats!!! oh no!!!
  35. Profile photo of papakilljoy
    papakilljoy Male 18-29
    126 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 2:39 pm
    "by the time there 10 theyll be lost to crack" lolz

  36. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 2:41 pm
    I just take tylenol.
  37. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 2:42 pm
    and eat cupcakes
  38. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 2:45 pm
    wow. crack is everywhere! beware!
  39. Profile photo of unbwogable
    unbwogable Male 18-29
    555 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 2:52 pm
    This has got to be out of context...right?
  40. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 2:54 pm
    DISBAND ALREADY! >_<
  41. Profile photo of Septemberex
    Septemberex Female 13-17
    646 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 2:56 pm
    1:01 OMG THAT GUYS HEAD IS HUMONGOUS!!!
  42. Profile photo of bingo5765
    bingo5765 Male 18-29
    207 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 3:06 pm
    I think the point is that anyone can use cocaine?
  43. Profile photo of ESQUEIRO
    ESQUEIRO Male 30-39
    134 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 3:10 pm
    crack is wack.
  44. Profile photo of ericdee
    ericdee Male 18-29
    182 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 3:13 pm
    Only someone on some form of drug would dress like that.
  45. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
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    February 18, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    1:01 OMG THAT GUYS HEAD IS HUMONGOUS!!!

    nope...its a pretty normal head. now whos on crack?

  46. Profile photo of bluethen
    bluethen Male 13-17
    616 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    You sure they weren`t using that as a... you know, METAPHOR?
  47. Profile photo of MonoBrow
    MonoBrow Male 18-29
    543 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    wait.... those rats got unlimited supplies of cocaine?! o_O I wanna be a rat
  48. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
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    February 18, 2009 at 4:01 pm
    the good ol days
  49. Profile photo of mystyocean
    mystyocean Female 18-29
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    February 18, 2009 at 4:05 pm
    The JESUS FACTOR! :D I knew it!
  50. Profile photo of Anyalazagna
    Anyalazagna Female 18-29
    254 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 4:12 pm
    EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE!!
  51. Profile photo of cryswhatever
    cryswhatever Female 13-17
    140 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    haha coke is oldschool 80s
  52. Profile photo of gandhi172
    gandhi172 Male 18-29
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    February 18, 2009 at 4:30 pm
    The Jesus Factor? Whaa...?
  53. Profile photo of randyintwin
    randyintwin Male 50-59
    730 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    umm.. do coke til I die.. then face Jesus. Got it all covered! lol
  54. Profile photo of robrobrob125
    robrobrob125 Male 13-17
    118 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    HOLY CRAP I`M ON COCAINE?!?!
    thank you Jesus factor, now I know!
  55. Profile photo of NowPleaseRea
    NowPleaseRea Male 70 & Over
    176 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 5:12 pm
    Christians crave sin. I don`t even think about it.
  56. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
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    February 18, 2009 at 5:13 pm
    hello 1983..
  57. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
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    February 18, 2009 at 5:16 pm
    WHAT was that?? I think a pretty good explanation for why rats kept going for it is because oh.. I don`t know... IT`S ADDICTIVE. Do you think if the rats were sucking Jesus off they would have been able to control themselves? Weirdos.
  58. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 5:52 pm
    Oh great, more Christian bashing.

    That video was definitely made in the 80`s when cocaine abuse was enormous.

    Obviously it was edited and taken out of context.

    Btw, I`ve met many former addicts and most have expressed the fact that without their belief in God they`d still be addicts.

  59. Profile photo of Jonatncito
    Jonatncito Male 13-17
    173 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    THAT`S PREPOSTEROUS!! -hides drugs-
  60. Profile photo of amaqdrinker
    amaqdrinker Male 18-29
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    February 18, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    those damn ten year old crack addicts


    and i think you are all completely justified in judging christianity based upon this video.

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    Giligadi Male 40-49
    356 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 6:16 pm
    you can tell the coke heads, because they have the most glorious mullets.
  62. Profile photo of peterboner
    peterboner Male 18-29
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    February 18, 2009 at 6:20 pm
    I am not gonna defend Christianity, but the title here is totally inaccurate. He said it is estimated that 8 million Americans use cocaine on a regular basis (1980s @ 250 million Americans) so that would be about 3%. "Where did "Everyone" come from?

    LOL the Jesus Factor.

  63. Profile photo of corkex
    corkex Male 18-29
    28 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 6:21 pm
    Jesus told me not to smoke my coke, so i snorted it. The "Jesus Factor"? Are you kidding me? This is the sort of thing that brought along the culture of fear.
  64. Profile photo of peterboner
    peterboner Male 18-29
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    February 18, 2009 at 6:22 pm
    v me thinks fancylad likes the IAB flame wars. Good for business I guess, and there is nothing wrong with that.
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    February 18, 2009 at 6:41 pm
    *whips out a marshmallow on a stick*

    Good flames today, if I do say so myself.

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    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 7:19 pm
    JESUS:

    my anti drug

  67. Profile photo of dtmr
    dtmr Male 18-29
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    February 18, 2009 at 7:28 pm
    I think they don`t want us to do cocaine!
  68. Profile photo of SadistD
    SadistD Female 18-29
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    February 18, 2009 at 7:45 pm
    Christians in general are morons. Because *everyone* but them is so very terrible. Excuse me, I`m going to go burn in hell like everyone else, I`ll try some coke while I`m down there too, I suppose.
  69. Profile photo of Hypersapien
    Hypersapien Male 30-39
    111 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 7:45 pm
    Mr. Hand - Convinced everyone is on dope

    (From "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" for you young`uns)

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    moefreak Female 18-29
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    February 18, 2009 at 7:50 pm
    "Sexual climax, amplified by a 100 times". At this point, all the teenagers in the 80`s turned off their tv`s and went out to get some coke.
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    kdawg Male 40-49
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    February 18, 2009 at 8:32 pm
    Mr. Hand, fast times.... what a funny movie.
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    themetalhead Female 13-17
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    February 18, 2009 at 9:34 pm
    Christians...rats given unlimited access to cocaine until they kill themselves...something`s not adding up here, guys.
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    themetalhead Female 13-17
    155 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 9:37 pm
    and also, they can`t assume `anyone given a choice of food and water or cocaine would choose cocaine` after testing it on a rat. How would the rat KNOW that it would be deprived food and water FOREVER if it chose the cocaine?! And I`m not surprised AT ALL that the rat pushed it so many times.

    By the way, where did these guys get the crack in the first place?

  74. Profile photo of jennifer6716
    jennifer6716 Female 13-17
    471 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 9:39 pm
    ...what`s a yuppie?
  75. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
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    February 18, 2009 at 10:01 pm
    So lets see.
    This is a PSA about cocaine in the 1980s.
    A drug many thought was harmless at the time.
    They got pretty much everything right.

    Meanwhile you have people like Boadicea down there who is going "DUH, ITS ADDICTIVE!" not pausing to take the time to get that the people in the video know that, they`re speaking to the many people who didn`t think so in the 1980s. Saying as it was made in the 1980s that`s reasonable.

    So what are your actual complaints? It has Jesus in the video, and quite frankly, even from the original post, the complaints are lies.

    "Christians think everyone is on cocaine".
    They said 8 million. That`s out of 250 million. Later figures show that it peaked at over 24 million people who tried it. They were under-reporting if anything.

    Link to some basic info.

  76. Profile photo of krath
    krath Male 18-29
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    February 18, 2009 at 10:06 pm
    Is there anything Christians can`t twist into some sort of recruitment crap?...
  77. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
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    February 18, 2009 at 10:10 pm
    Peterboner`s question "where did `everyone` come from?"
    The "everyone" in the original post comes from a deep seated need to justify his own belief system by trashing someone else`s.

    To Primetime and NE028:
    Sorry, I don`t have time to build a pie chart, but feel free to link to my old post on the topic.

  78. Profile photo of Hypersapien
    Hypersapien Male 30-39
    111 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 10:34 pm
    Any other +30 people here feeling any genuine hatred for Jennifer6716 right now?
  79. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
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    February 18, 2009 at 11:35 pm
    Baalthazaq, I`m guessing they just asked people, and back in the 80`s you weren`t RaDiCaL if you didn`t do coke. its like asking preschoolers if they ever killed a man, some will say yes.
  80. Profile photo of Pilanus
    Pilanus Male 18-29
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    February 18, 2009 at 11:53 pm
    Oh no, think of the children, they will grow up to be people, the stupidest known creatures on the planet. They will get addicted to drugs and it`s all because they don`t have Jesus...

    Is Christianity so desperate that they are turning Everything they can possibly think of into a recruitment ad?

  81. Profile photo of digganob
    digganob Male 30-39
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    February 19, 2009 at 1:16 am
    You`re much more likely to actually SEE Jesus if you use LSD instead.
  82. Profile photo of digganob
    digganob Male 30-39
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    February 19, 2009 at 1:18 am
    ... and "Yuppie" is an arguably derogatory term for a "Young Urban Professional". Usually just out of college and making more money than they know how to spend.
  83. Profile photo of junkaddy
    junkaddy Female 30-39
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    February 19, 2009 at 1:45 am
    funny, funny, funny! it`s amazing how clueless people can be...and how they assume everyone else is just as clueless as they are.
  84. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
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    February 19, 2009 at 2:15 am
    Stereotyping for the lose.

    Not all Christians are like that. >_> I`m pretty mellow myself.

  85. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    February 19, 2009 at 3:45 am
    People were being stoned all the time in the Old Testament...
  86. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
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    February 19, 2009 at 5:14 am
    HAHA! yea.. see all these kids, yea by the time they r 13 they will ALL be on crack...
    haha
  87. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
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    February 19, 2009 at 7:27 am
    Apparently, in America over 98% of all paper contains trace amounts of cocaine.

    Everything is terrible again? Like off the video of the random scottish kid?

  88. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
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    February 19, 2009 at 9:36 am
    why even bother with cocaine when half the country can get adoral?
    plenty of jesus freaks are on adoral- no nose bleeds, no drug dealers (except doctors and pharmacists of course)
  89. Profile photo of clumsyhans
    clumsyhans Male 18-29
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    February 19, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    Thank you, OrangeCrow. Stereotypes are pretty lame.
  90. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
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    February 19, 2009 at 12:40 pm
    i got up to 1:50
    first, you dont smoke cocain like the guy who said it was like sex. that would be crack. second, why would you choose between cocaine and baseball? choose both! some canadian guy did. apparently, he slid headfirst everytime because he had vials of cocain in his back pocket. and heroin creates a much much worse craving than cociane, and maybe crack.

    the 8 million people fact is probably true. i know in the 70s like 1 in 10 people ages 18-39 at least tried cocaine. and why do christians always get blamed and called retards? just because ike 5% of christians in the bible belt look like retards doesnt mean that we`re all retards


    and bored, i hope you realize how BS the fact is and that the average lifspan of a paper money bill is like a year. maybe a few years.


    and lionhart, you make me luagh! yay!

  91. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
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    February 19, 2009 at 6:20 pm
    habbazoot,


    80% of statistics are made up on the spot.

  92. Profile photo of AznFriday
    AznFriday Male 18-29
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    February 19, 2009 at 9:42 pm
    *pulls up a chair* Any marshmallows left for me?
  93. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 6:18 am
    deathxtra, its actually 92%

    and i didnt make those up. i remember wtaching a show on cocaine and it said something like that.


    are the ones i said exactly it? no, but their prety damn close
    any statistic i post is from memory. if its a random statistic, you can trust it more and if its random and about drugs, you can probably quote me and not be wrong.

    dont know why. my mind absorbs useless informartion and i know a crapload about drugs.

  94. Profile photo of lesmith11
    lesmith11 Female 18-29
    203 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 8:51 am
    Thats only 3% of the population...not exactly the end of the world
  95. Profile photo of lesmith11
    lesmith11 Female 18-29
    203 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 8:53 am
    And to metalhead...

    I think the whole point of the experiment was that there WAS food and water in the cage...it`s just that the rat refused to have it...it wasn`t deprived at all

  96. Profile photo of koondawg
    koondawg Male 18-29
    24 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 11:12 am
    98% of the teenage population has tried or is using
    cocaine. If you haven`t, copy and paste this in your signature line.
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    sascrawtch Male 18-29
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    February 20, 2009 at 11:06 pm
    nice mullet...douchebag

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