Everybody`s On Cocaine

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago Funny

According to the Christians that is.
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Male 16
nice mullet...douchebag

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Male 24
98% of the teenage population has tried or is using
cocaine. If you haven`t, copy and paste this in your signature line.
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Female 203
And to metalhead...

I think the whole point of the experiment was that there WAS food and water in the cage...it`s just that the rat refused to have it...it wasn`t deprived at all

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Female 203
Thats only 3% of the population...not exactly the end of the world
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Male 35
*pulls up a chair* Any marshmallows left for me?
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Male 2,788
habbazoot,


80% of statistics are made up on the spot.

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Male 145
Thank you, OrangeCrow. Stereotypes are pretty lame.
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Male 1,297
why even bother with cocaine when half the country can get adoral?
plenty of jesus freaks are on adoral- no nose bleeds, no drug dealers (except doctors and pharmacists of course)
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Female 1,653
Apparently, in America over 98% of all paper contains trace amounts of cocaine.

Everything is terrible again? Like off the video of the random scottish kid?

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Female 859
HAHA! yea.. see all these kids, yea by the time they r 13 they will ALL be on crack...
haha
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Male 8,302
People were being stoned all the time in the Old Testament...
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Female 1,199
Stereotyping for the lose.

Not all Christians are like that. >_> I`m pretty mellow myself.

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Female 261
funny, funny, funny! it`s amazing how clueless people can be...and how they assume everyone else is just as clueless as they are.
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Male 135
... and "Yuppie" is an arguably derogatory term for a "Young Urban Professional". Usually just out of college and making more money than they know how to spend.
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Male 135
You`re much more likely to actually SEE Jesus if you use LSD instead.
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Male 674
Oh no, think of the children, they will grow up to be people, the stupidest known creatures on the planet. They will get addicted to drugs and it`s all because they don`t have Jesus...

Is Christianity so desperate that they are turning Everything they can possibly think of into a recruitment ad?

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Male 1,526
Baalthazaq, I`m guessing they just asked people, and back in the 80`s you weren`t RaDiCaL if you didn`t do coke. its like asking preschoolers if they ever killed a man, some will say yes.
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Male 111
Any other +30 people here feeling any genuine hatred for Jennifer6716 right now?
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Male 4,547
Peterboner`s question "where did `everyone` come from?"
The "everyone" in the original post comes from a deep seated need to justify his own belief system by trashing someone else`s.

To Primetime and NE028:
Sorry, I don`t have time to build a pie chart, but feel free to link to my old post on the topic.

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Male 265
Is there anything Christians can`t twist into some sort of recruitment crap?...
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Male 4,547
So lets see.
This is a PSA about cocaine in the 1980s.
A drug many thought was harmless at the time.
They got pretty much everything right.

Meanwhile you have people like Boadicea down there who is going "DUH, ITS ADDICTIVE!" not pausing to take the time to get that the people in the video know that, they`re speaking to the many people who didn`t think so in the 1980s. Saying as it was made in the 1980s that`s reasonable.

So what are your actual complaints? It has Jesus in the video, and quite frankly, even from the original post, the complaints are lies.

"Christians think everyone is on cocaine".
They said 8 million. That`s out of 250 million. Later figures show that it peaked at over 24 million people who tried it. They were under-reporting if anything.

Link to some basic info.

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Female 471
...what`s a yuppie?
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Female 155
and also, they can`t assume `anyone given a choice of food and water or cocaine would choose cocaine` after testing it on a rat. How would the rat KNOW that it would be deprived food and water FOREVER if it chose the cocaine?! And I`m not surprised AT ALL that the rat pushed it so many times.

By the way, where did these guys get the crack in the first place?

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Female 155
Christians...rats given unlimited access to cocaine until they kill themselves...something`s not adding up here, guys.
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Male 172
Mr. Hand, fast times.... what a funny movie.
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Female 1,963
"Sexual climax, amplified by a 100 times". At this point, all the teenagers in the 80`s turned off their tv`s and went out to get some coke.
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Male 111
Mr. Hand - Convinced everyone is on dope

(From "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" for you young`uns)

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Female 5
Christians in general are morons. Because *everyone* but them is so very terrible. Excuse me, I`m going to go burn in hell like everyone else, I`ll try some coke while I`m down there too, I suppose.
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Male 5
I think they don`t want us to do cocaine!
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Female 1,401
JESUS:

my anti drug

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Female 15,763
*whips out a marshmallow on a stick*

Good flames today, if I do say so myself.

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Male 162
v me thinks fancylad likes the IAB flame wars. Good for business I guess, and there is nothing wrong with that.
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Male 28
Jesus told me not to smoke my coke, so i snorted it. The "Jesus Factor"? Are you kidding me? This is the sort of thing that brought along the culture of fear.
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Male 162
I am not gonna defend Christianity, but the title here is totally inaccurate. He said it is estimated that 8 million Americans use cocaine on a regular basis (1980s @ 250 million Americans) so that would be about 3%. "Where did "Everyone" come from?

LOL the Jesus Factor.

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Male 356
you can tell the coke heads, because they have the most glorious mullets.
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Male 2,245
those damn ten year old crack addicts


and i think you are all completely justified in judging christianity based upon this video.

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Male 173
THAT`S PREPOSTEROUS!! -hides drugs-
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Male 17,512
Oh great, more Christian bashing.

That video was definitely made in the 80`s when cocaine abuse was enormous.

Obviously it was edited and taken out of context.

Btw, I`ve met many former addicts and most have expressed the fact that without their belief in God they`d still be addicts.

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Female 1,677
WHAT was that?? I think a pretty good explanation for why rats kept going for it is because oh.. I don`t know... IT`S ADDICTIVE. Do you think if the rats were sucking Jesus off they would have been able to control themselves? Weirdos.
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Female 5,222
hello 1983..
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Male 176
Christians crave sin. I don`t even think about it.
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Male 118
HOLY CRAP I`M ON COCAINE?!?!
thank you Jesus factor, now I know!
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Male 730
umm.. do coke til I die.. then face Jesus. Got it all covered! lol
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Male 2,028
The Jesus Factor? Whaa...?
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Female 140
haha coke is oldschool 80s
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Female 254
EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE!!
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Female 193
The JESUS FACTOR! :D I knew it!
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Male 7,378
the good ol days
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Male 541
wait.... those rats got unlimited supplies of cocaine?! o_O I wanna be a rat
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Male 614
You sure they weren`t using that as a... you know, METAPHOR?
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Male 2,510
1:01 OMG THAT GUYS HEAD IS HUMONGOUS!!!

nope...its a pretty normal head. now whos on crack?

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Male 182
Only someone on some form of drug would dress like that.
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Male 134
crack is wack.
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Male 207
I think the point is that anyone can use cocaine?
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Female 646
1:01 OMG THAT GUYS HEAD IS HUMONGOUS!!!
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Male 9,306
DISBAND ALREADY! >_<
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Male 555
This has got to be out of context...right?
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Female 1,082
wow. crack is everywhere! beware!
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Female 2,289
and eat cupcakes
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Female 2,289
I just take tylenol.
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Male 126
"by the time there 10 theyll be lost to crack" lolz

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Female 24
Jesus doesnt love rats!!! oh no!!!
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Male 28
What about the dangers of CAKE.Czech Neck is a serious problem.
Do these kind of religious zealots check their closets for monsters every night?
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Female 32
Peraise the Lawed!!!!!
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Male 45
ok that really cracked me up. yeah cause we really have to worry about 10 year olds getting hooked on crack. although that video was from the 80s where people who made videos about drugs had absolutely no idea about what drugs do, who uses them, why they use them, etc.
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Male 2,592
what a lucky rat
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Male 1,788
For some reason I pictured the guy from King of the hill saying, "I sell cocaine and cocaine accessories."
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Male 3,819
"I had to pick cocaine over baseball."

Dude. Darryl Strawberry.

"By the time these kids are 10, 12, 13 years old, they`re gonna be lost on crack."

LMAO! Wow.

As for the rat thing, if something with the intelligence of a rat pushes a button and gets a drating cocaine high from it, it`s gonna push it again. Multiple drating times.

I`m not defending coke, it`s an awful drug -- never touched the stuff, never will -- but I`ve known lots of people who tried it and never wanted anything to do with it again.

The truth is out there about drugs. Common sense is our only hope.

Hilarious video.

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Female 627
poor rat
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Male 66
Denis Leary once said: "The best pitch I ever heard about cocaine was back in the early eighties when a street dealer followed me down the sidewalk going: I got some great blow man. I got the stuff that killed Belushi."
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Male 260
No other drugs can produce such an effect? Aren`t they forgetting the greatest drug of all?

Wild, unmigitated Hate.

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Male 1,623
THE JESUS FACTOR

I sense a new meme brewing.

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Male 4,393
wow...
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Male 1,220
Back then? I believe it.
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Male 889
"Hmm outdated joke everyone`s heard before? "

who`s making jokes.

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Female 778
i`m dr. rockso, the rock and roll clown! i do COCAINE! g-g-g-yeah!!!
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Male 14,330

but we`re the ones on drugs?
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Male 295
PRAISE JEEEEEBUS
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Male 106
water into wine, man were they stoned
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Male 524
Seems like a pretty reasonable video, i`m pretty weirded out by most Christian videos too. Just kinda makes sense that less Christians would do crack. Not that you have to be Christian to not do crack though.
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Female 75
Remember Daniella Westbrook...?
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_03/DanniellaMOS0605_450x520.jpg
Mr. Christian fella "Ha...Told yer so!!!"
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Female 4
oh, crazy Christians have done it again....

Everyone is on cocaine! Except me, my family, some of my friends, ect.

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Female 1,545
"hmm, goto church and get molested or coke?"

Hmm outdated joke everyone`s heard before?

It`s not funny anymore. It really isn`t. It`s just tired.

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Male 1,085
The Jesus Factor?

I think Jesus is on crack too!

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Male 394
I`m confused, what are we disagreeing with?
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Male 889
hes probably constructing a pie chart as we speak
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Male 7,933
"hmm, goto church and get molested or coke?"

*waits for baalthazaq the give his statistics on how wrong you are*

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Male 889
hmm, goto church and get molested or coke?
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Male 1,365
Love the fear that the fundies spread, odd Cobra Kai look alike for a spokesperson.
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Female 1,269
"everything is terrible!"

:D

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Male 1,894
oh the 70s, how I do not miss you.
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Female 1,142
Like, maybe the rats weren`t hungry or thirsty.
Maybe the rats just wanted to party. :|
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Male 7,933
Wait what?
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Male 2,388
drugs fancy where is your viewing eye headed? hahaha the Jesus factor
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Male 19,873
Link: Everybody`s On Cocaine [Rate Link] - According to the Christians that is.
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