Drunk Squirrel

Submitted by: ne028 8 years ago in Funny

Squirrel eats a fermented pumpkin and gets completely wasted.
There are 56 comments:
Female 376
kdawg55, YOU are stupid. the squirrel is freaking wasted how do you want it to act?
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Male 31
haha stupid squirrel
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Male 587
If I had been there, I would given 20 bucks to the guy to try and pet it. But, i`m not so sure that it was drunk, there are alot of diseases out there that can make animals behave like this. My poor dog acted like this before he died of distemper.
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Female 155
Repost, but still funny.

I couldn`t make that video myself because I`d be laughing too hard!

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Male 1,360
Get the poor beast an alka seltzer, and get me some of that pumpkin...
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Male 1,153
haha i seen this before. happily watch again tho :)
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Female 1,006
hahahah! Awesome.

I bet that squirrel will never touch a pumpkin again.

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Male 394
awww... poor thing must be scared shℹtless
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Male 1,089
yes
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Female 1,082
awww. squirrel: "dude... wtf was in that poo...? whoa..."
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Male 240
next thing you now it`ll be asking for spare change to get a smoke
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Female 713
You know what would be awesome...animal rehab!
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Female 446
d`aaaaaw poor little f*cker. I`d keep him until it wore off.
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Female 63
i`m glad someone else noticed the guys breathing... i feel like he is going to pass out any second.
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Female 2,027
TKD_Master that is so cute lol
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Male 4,793
aww poor guy, i`d stay with it n hold its hair back for it til it sobered up.
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Female 5,139
D`aww bless... id put him in a container or something until it wares off, the poor little thing.. wouldn`t want him getting eaten, it would be an unfair advantage for the predator really..
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Male 600
repost
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Female 1,690
hahaha circles!! my dawgy does that.
btw, the camera guy is breathing so hard its making me tired D:
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Male 1,244
FxyRoxy777 - Ive said this before and gotten modded but Ill say it again: save your slutty pictures for myspace
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Male 155
i dunno whats sadder. i laughed so hard at this. or that i try climbing trees when im drunk and end up doing same things...

*rubs sore head* i made half way up one once...than i fell and cracked my skull :(

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Female 665
I hate squirrels. Four stars!
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Female 652
lol! i hope they caged him up somewhere until he got over it because he`s going to be lunch for some lazy animal
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Female 101
Awww..it`s so sad! Hopefully there`s no natural predators around. He`d be done for.
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Male 3,431
The squirrel was thinking...NEVER AGAIN, and this time I MEAN IT!
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Male 639
"Haha, that`s me every sunday morning on the walk of shame home."

Lol, I know that walk of shame. Walking past old people whilst staggering while they stare and tut at you. Walking at the same speed as the milkman in the milk float as it travels at 1 mile an hour. Having a p*ss in a bush whilst the mother covers her children`s eyes.

I love the walk of shame...

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Female 382
for some reason I felt bad for the little squirrel...and that guy`s Micheal Meyers breath was creepy O.o
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Male 1,182
lol that was good
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Male 153
I know how he feels
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Male 621
Haha, that`s me every sunday morning on the walk of shame home.
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Female 1,386
"adorable drunken squirrel, but what`s up with the heavy serial killer breath? kind of distracting."
Person videotaping was probably heavy/chunky/husky/aka fat.
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Male 452
That squirrel does not look drunk! It`s high!
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Female 778
adorable drunken squirrel, but what`s up with the heavy serial killer breath? kind of distracting.
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Male 228
whats with the mouth breather holding the camera. i can smell the bologna on his breath through my monitor
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Male 17,512
People always think squirrels are so nimble.

But I`ve seen them fall out of trees while asleep, Make a weird thud sound when they hit the ground.

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Female 40
Poor drunk squirrel! I just kept thinking "aww if he keeps running in circles like that he`s going to puke."

Hopefully he doesn`t feel as sick as I do when I drink. hehe. It was so funny when he was trying to climb the tree. They should`ve made him a little shoe box bed so he could sleep it off.

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Male 173
ya well i guess that`s the first drunken squirrel i have ever seen. dam funny. oh ya and seriously ometatherion, go back to Ebaumsworld if u want to preach your idiocy. and stay there.
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Male 338
ha ha... poor guy... he was pretty out of it...


on a seperate note...
ometatherion... you`re an idiot, and you don`t know what you`re talking about

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Male 488
im calling PETA
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Female 193
i bet it was her first hangover....
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Female 160
hes getting nowhere running like that lmao
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Female 1,652
SQUIRRELLIESQUIRRELLIES! =^.^=
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Male 174
Funny how who ever runs this site, talks poo about Ebaumsworld steeling content.
Considering this video is OLD news for us ebaumers
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Male 928
I wonder if they held back her fur while she vomited.
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Male 1,297
aw man thats pretty funny, but that squirrel must have been having a pretty mean trip, imagine those nervous little guys, impaired, and being chased around by giants... traumatized squirrel :@
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Female 917
What a cute little drunk!
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Male 3,014
Holy sh*t, that`s the most hilarious thing I`ve seen this hour.

But seriously, it was pretty damn funny.

"Ah pish off guysh I`m trying to climb dis tree. Okay... just put one paw in front... and... and... I`m falling, WEE! Oh... ride`s over... kay...what wash I doin?"

"Get back here you stupid gray bush!"

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Male 603
Yeah, I hate to act like a prude and I know nobody got him drunk on purpose, but I hate to see this happening. I`d bet the squirrel is pretty scared. Plus, there`s gonna be a nasty hangover.

Then again, he might be enjoying it, in which case I hope he learns to balance his consumption of fermented fruit with work and family life.

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Female 192
They cut the film right when it was getting good... how cute.
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Male 656
Awwww!!!!!

I want a drunk squirell!!!!

I`ll add it to my wish list for next christmas.

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Female 115
"why does the tree keep moving?"
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Female 15,763
Whoa...

I`ve never seen something act drunk so.. quickly..

o_O

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Female 188
been there
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Male 524
lol, the poor thing doesn`t even know up from down!
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Male 639
The guy filming breathes Really heavily.
It`s sort of annoying.
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Male 889
Link: Drunk Squirrel [Rate Link] - Squirrel eats a fermented pumpkin and gets completely wasted.
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