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Date: 02/18/09 06:17 AM

66 Responses to Don`t Poo Your Pants – Flash Game

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1271 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 7:02 am
    Link: Don`t Poo Your Pants - Flash Game - Try to figure out what to type to release pressure and to not mess your pants. Can you win it all? NSFWish.
  2. Profile photo of dumdum_17
    dumdum_17 Female 13-17
    10 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 7:05 am
    that was stupid
  3. Profile photo of GaZPT
    GaZPT Male 18-29
    19 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 7:07 am
    doesn`t take to long to work out, although it is kinda strange

    Now for those awards

  4. Profile photo of BloodLimit
    BloodLimit Male 13-17
    118 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 7:09 am
    Boring and Lame
  5. Profile photo of pighumper
    pighumper Male 30-39
    338 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 7:09 am
    that was.... yeah stupid.
  6. Profile photo of Barnk
    Barnk Male 30-39
    486 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 7:20 am
    I think I just poo a little bit into my own mouth.
  7. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 7:21 am
    Worst game ever!!!! 0/5
  8. Profile photo of Alexy_Walexy
    Alexy_Walexy Male 18-29
    27 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 7:22 am
    This isnt NSWish... And all I can figure out is to make him fart gently.
    How else can you relieve the pressure?
  9. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 7:26 am
    I love all things poo related. Even thought the game is crap. Literally.
  10. Profile photo of Vannak
    Vannak Male 13-17
    211 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 7:41 am
    (spoiler)

    1st one, remove pants,pull door sh*t in toilet
    2nd 1 remove pants, sh*t
    3rd 1 sh*t!
    4th 1 pull door, sh*t in toilet
    5th 1 die
    6th 1 take pills fart slowly (and wait)
    7th 1 take pills fart slowly (and wait) but dont press enter right away at the end thingy
    8th 1 dont press play put in sh*t
    9th 1 fart slowly and wait till it ends

    (/spoiler)
  11. Profile photo of Vannak
    Vannak Male 13-17
    211 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 7:41 am
    lol the spoilers... i dont know how
  12. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 7:50 am
    I got all 10 awards! This game is hilarious. Try typing "look at hair".
  13. Profile photo of Jonatncito
    Jonatncito Male 13-17
    173 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 8:07 am
    very fun :D
  14. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 8:30 am
    vannak, the problem lies in 2 fold:

    a) you misspelled spoiler at the end (in the brackets[])
    b) you typed the spoiler tags instead of click the link to the right side and replacing "spoilertext" with your text.

    btw, you don`t have to type anything for 9.

  15. Profile photo of Backfat
    Backfat Male 30-39
    1895 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 8:56 am
    well that was...umm...interesting...I guess
  16. Profile photo of quentinb
    quentinb Male 18-29
    193 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 9:09 am
    type poo instead of play at the beginning : )
  17. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 9:34 am
    aw. poor guy.

  18. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 9:46 am
    lmao Im the poo king
  19. Profile photo of whtevr
    whtevr Female 40-49
    914 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 9:49 am
    "I don`t know how to pull down my pants" Well then take them off--geez! I crapped my pants twice before succeeding.
  20. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 10:05 am
    I poo my pants. I just lost the game.
  21. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 10:14 am
    First word i entered was "poo" and he did.

    I am so controlling.

  22. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 10:22 am
    just like a typical guy:

    and the problem with constipated people:

    this game was pretty crappy (yes pun intended) but it has become fun finding funny things to type into it.

  23. Profile photo of firewatcher
    firewatcher Male 30-39
    69 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 11:20 am
    humm crap game yes pun intended
  24. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 12:03 pm

  25. Profile photo of aquazuba
    aquazuba Male 18-29
    426 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 12:15 pm
    i opened the door...
  26. Profile photo of donk
    donk Male 30-39
    103 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 12:23 pm

  27. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    This game made me laugh so hard that I cried
  28. Profile photo of LoveMexicola
    LoveMexicola Female 13-17
    140 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 1:07 pm
    Ahhaahahahahaa
  29. Profile photo of Righteous_D
    Righteous_D Male 18-29
    84 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 1:59 pm

    I AM`a da Poo King!
  30. Profile photo of gibb0
    gibb0 Male 13-17
    192 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 2:02 pm

    type poo on the starting screen

  31. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    how do you get poo king?
  32. Profile photo of dashizzit
    dashizzit Male 13-17
    89 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 5:43 pm
    if you right click it and press play it goes through it
  33. Profile photo of flyingpie
    flyingpie Male 13-17
    470 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    type break down door and look at hair
  34. Profile photo of ilovetristan
    ilovetristan Female 18-29
    662 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 6:06 pm
    I am the poo king. Hahaha.
  35. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 6:21 pm
    Wow... total flashback to all of these kinds of games...

    Though admittedly this one is pretty dumb.

  36. Profile photo of luda16
    luda16 Male 18-29
    206 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 7:54 pm
    nice. peasant quest is way better than this though..
  37. Profile photo of misscutieroo
    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 7:57 pm
    this was unbelievably entertaining
  38. Profile photo of MechBFP
    MechBFP Male 18-29
    813 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 9:47 pm
    "this was unbelievably entertaining"
    Yes, yes it was. The first time I sat down but forgot to take off my pants and crapped myself.
  39. Profile photo of Freakgab
    Freakgab Female 18-29
    2 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 10:01 pm
    Reminds me "Hugo" dos games.
  40. Profile photo of pyre
    pyre Male 18-29
    449 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 11:25 pm
    > don`t poo pants
    "You poo your pants anyway. Game over"

    Damnit, i`ve tried everything...

  41. Profile photo of WWEdeadman
    WWEdeadman Male 13-17
    43 posts
    February 19, 2009 at 12:57 am
    suicide is a nice way to end...
    and try typing "poo" instead of "play"
  42. Profile photo of rebetikas
    rebetikas Male 30-39
    213 posts
    February 19, 2009 at 3:40 am
    funny game.
  43. Profile photo of bankvole
    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    February 19, 2009 at 5:46 am
    its a bit easy isn`t it?
  44. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    February 19, 2009 at 7:48 am
    try taking pants off and poo
  45. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    February 19, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    hahaa awesome!
  46. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1599 posts
    February 19, 2009 at 6:20 pm

    =`(

  47. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 12:40 am
    Can`t stop laughing. Trying not to wake up roommates.
  48. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 6:31 am
    i only got award 4, 1, 3, 9
    help with others?

    pull door. take off pants. sit on toilet. poo.

  49. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 6:34 am
    nevermind, need awards 5 6 and 7.

    on a different note, this man has no penis.

  50. Profile photo of dkahl96
    dkahl96 Male 30-39
    48 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    Here`s another one...
    Take pills.
    Fart lightly.
  51. Profile photo of Ashleyliz
    Ashleyliz Female 18-29
    165 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    I got him to sit on the toilet, but when I try and make him shat - he doesn`t :(
  52. Profile photo of Computron
    Computron Male 30-39
    157 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 5:35 pm
    Was fun till I poo my pants, oh well...
  53. Profile photo of MooPoo
    MooPoo Female 13-17
    3 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 7:42 pm
    I typed in "play"
    called me an idiot.
    haha. thanks for making me feel nice.
  54. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 3:15 pm
    i cant get the sep poo ku or poo king.....am i a loser?
  55. Profile photo of DHK
    DHK Male 13-17
    167 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 4:57 am
    to get sep poo ku you have type suicide
  56. Profile photo of cookyperm
    cookyperm Male 18-29
    10 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 5:03 am
    type die to achieve sep poo ku
  57. Profile photo of MrSlackz
    MrSlackz Male 13-17
    1 post
    February 25, 2009 at 4:44 pm
    I got all of the Acheves :)
  58. Profile photo of joatille
    joatille Female 18-29
    20 posts
    February 26, 2009 at 6:18 am
    The Poo King looks like Carl Brutananadilewski.
  59. Profile photo of DHK
    DHK Male 13-17
    167 posts
    February 27, 2009 at 5:30 am
    lol its funny when you die with your pants off he`s happy but dead lol XD
  60. Profile photo of DHK
    DHK Male 13-17
    167 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 5:34 am
    lol i ate the piils then it ended then it was like wait aww you just shat your pants bad luck
  61. Profile photo of DHK
    DHK Male 13-17
    167 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 5:16 am
    lol the achivements are so easy and heres how you get them
  62. Profile photo of DHK
    DHK Male 13-17
    167 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 5:33 am
    1.type poo at the starting screen
    2.do nothing but poo yourself
    3.eat pills fart lightly and wait and dont press anything when it ends thats two achivements
    5.sit on toilet and poo yourself
    6.kill yourself
    7.take pants off and poo on the floor
    8. pull door take pants off sit on toilet and poo
    9.dont type anything
    10. and the king of pooting is jsut unlocks when you get all the other achivements
  63. Profile photo of DHK
    DHK Male 13-17
    167 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 5:36 am
    lol its so easy but since i beat it im not gonna playt it as much hope everyone enjoys my spoiler
  64. Profile photo of anuthernoob
    anuthernoob Female 18-29
    30 posts
    November 29, 2009 at 6:56 pm

    type poo
  65. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    December 12, 2009 at 3:21 pm
    i r poo king!!
  66. Profile photo of yackedyyack
    yackedyyack Male 30-39
    34 posts
    May 10, 2012 at 10:48 pm
    @ DHK thank you, now I can go on living my life!

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