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Date: 02/11/09 06:35 PM

59 Responses to Cranky Girlfriend? Buy Her Milk

  1. Profile photo of dilldog123
    dilldog123 Male 18-29
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    February 11, 2009 at 2:42 pm
    Link: Cranky Girlfriend? Buy Her Milk - I think they made a pretty compelling case; I`m convinced.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    February 11, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    lmao XD
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    desisrule2 Male 18-29
    211 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    i now need to find a way to make my sister drink milk all the time..
  4. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    February 11, 2009 at 6:50 pm
    Whoa, I JUST saw this in a Cracked article.

    I`d be pissed if my significant other did that for me.

    ...I`m lactose intolerant. >_>;

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    tannerb924 Male 18-29
    488 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 6:50 pm
    WOA. i watched this but forgot to pay attention. then i saw it on the iab front page so i clicked it and watched it and i was like woa why does this seem familiar?? uhhhh i should to go peels ejhgbnzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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    dilldog123 Male 18-29
    1856 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 6:59 pm
    ...I`m not saying I DID change it up a bit and submit a video from a Cracked article and not the whole thing, but I`m also not saying I didn`t...

    ::wink wink::

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    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 7:07 pm
    "i now need to find a way to make my sister drink milk all the time.."
    Me too...
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    ne028 Male 18-29
    889 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 7:32 pm
    lewl
  9. Profile photo of saintnick
    saintnick Male 13-17
    270 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 7:43 pm
    This is puuurfect, adversely, beer for guys, (attempting to be fair).
  10. Profile photo of Jonatncito
    Jonatncito Male 13-17
    173 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 7:58 pm
    was this video banned? I`ve only seen it once on TV. hilarious commercial anyway
  11. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    February 11, 2009 at 8:03 pm
    The only sure way to cure PMS with calcium is to whack them in the head with a chunk of marble (calcium carbonate).
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    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 8:11 pm
    lol clever ad
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    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 8:24 pm
    im lactose intolerant too opie.
  14. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 8:32 pm
    That is an amazing commercial!
  15. Profile photo of JimboH
    JimboH Male 30-39
    603 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 8:52 pm
    I`ll tell you how to reduce the symptoms of PMS. Tell her you`re sorry for whatever you did and stay out of her way.
  16. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 8:57 pm
    lol thats pretty funny
  17. Profile photo of JumboCookie
    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 9:20 pm
    This is still the newest item??? We need more updates peoples...
  18. Profile photo of Sajo
    Sajo Male 18-29
    436 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 9:28 pm
    `Twas decent. Not laugh out loud funny... but alright.

    "This is puuurfect, adversely, beer for guys, (attempting to be fair)."

    Ehh.. Not really. I don`t drink.

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    kokuryuha Female 18-29
    208 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 9:36 pm
    Actually, if you really want to be nice, give the girl chocolate. Chocolate makes EVERY girl feel better. Trust me. Most girls, myself included, will feel much better with chocolate around. :D
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    je_scream Female 18-29
    761 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 9:38 pm
    WHERE`S SALMA HEYEK?!!
  21. Profile photo of fillemorte
    fillemorte Female 18-29
    741 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 9:45 pm
    hahha to below
  22. Profile photo of Smashking
    Smashking Male 18-29
    773 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 10:21 pm
    @ kokuryuha

    How does chocolate milk sound then?

  23. Profile photo of Rachaelm
    Rachaelm Female 18-29
    18 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 11:16 pm
    I hate milk. I would not be in a good mood if my bf was trying to make me drink milk.
  24. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 11:58 pm
    Well I`m only *kinda* lactose intolerant, and I`m pretty sure it`s because of this horrible stomach acid thing I had a couple years ago. I always hated milk though. It just tastes funny! But like cheese in not large quantities, sometimes yogurt, if I`m feeling irresponsible then maybe some ice cream.. those things are kinda okay for me. But like a glass of milk? LAWLNO.
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    Kaizer250 Male 18-29
    777 posts
    February 12, 2009 at 12:04 am
    Milk tastes like wonderful happiness. I feel bad for all of the people of non-European descent who are lactose intolerant. Not to mention how insanely healthy it is for you.
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    February 12, 2009 at 12:06 am
    Ha, I`m a European mutt. Basque dominated. But my stomach is a *special* case. And by special, I mean f*cked up.
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    barrooo Male 30-39
    414 posts
    February 12, 2009 at 12:19 am
    A slap round the chops also reduces the symptoms of PMS ;-)
  28. Profile photo of Filipino916
    Filipino916 Male 18-29
    494 posts
    February 12, 2009 at 1:15 am
    Hey Check out Cracked.com. They say this commercial is sexist!
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    thediddler Male 18-29
    71 posts
    February 12, 2009 at 3:20 am
    I already got my method. POW! Right in the kisser!
  30. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
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    February 12, 2009 at 3:24 am
    PMS week sucks.
    All *Teeheehee* *Boohoohoo* *RAAAAAAAAAAAWRGH!*
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    DeadlyLegion Male 18-29
    452 posts
    February 12, 2009 at 3:47 am
    meh.. I miss the cute protests and exclamations of a girlfriend on PMS... so lonely ~ lonely...
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    BoomStick Male 30-39
    122 posts
    February 12, 2009 at 4:28 am
    I can`t see the video for some reason...

    But tell me... how much will I have to pay for my girlfriend`s milk, and once I have it, what am I supposed to do with it?

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    Ari-- Female 18-29
    119 posts
    February 12, 2009 at 5:11 am
    i dont want roses or chocolates or diamonds for valentines day....I WANT MILK!
  34. Profile photo of FxyRoxy777
    FxyRoxy777 Female 18-29
    652 posts
    February 12, 2009 at 5:17 am
    lol. i hate milk.
  35. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    February 12, 2009 at 5:22 am
    save your money buy ear plugs
  36. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    February 12, 2009 at 5:28 am
    im going to add to this i dont get PMS :D

    Ive been called "not-female" for my lack of feminem crap... WOOT!

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    farquaadhnch Male 18-29
    1225 posts
    February 12, 2009 at 5:56 am
    Why not post the enitre cracked list of "8 Most Sexest Commercials"? I submitted it when it came out, but like usual, I was ignored.
  38. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    February 12, 2009 at 6:41 am
    Dr. Sexy: "save your money buy ear plugs"

    QFT

  39. Profile photo of Dakkar
    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    February 12, 2009 at 6:53 am
    I`ll drink about a half gallon of milk a day, it be grood for you!

    Of course my Dad has been involved in the dairy business since I was born, so that`s the reason why. But for the life of me, I can`t understand how people cannot like it.

  40. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    February 12, 2009 at 7:33 am
    crakrjak

    FU

  41. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
    761 posts
    February 12, 2009 at 7:49 am
    Opie, the more racially mixed you are the higher your risk for being lactose intolerant. I have absolutely no idea why I`m not considering I`m about 16 ethnicities. I got a stomach of steel, so it seems.
  42. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    February 12, 2009 at 7:52 am
    Personally I cant stand milk. Im not intolerant or whatever it`s just the idea of drinking something that came out of a cow`s nipple.

    So I just stick with my soy-milk-and-special-K =]

  43. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 12, 2009 at 7:54 am
    Dang! thanks for the tip
  44. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    February 12, 2009 at 9:03 am
    this advert incorporates everythig i hate about adverts
    1. crappy music
    2. questioning vibe
    3. overvoice
    4. sexism
    5. lifestyle "honey im home"
    6. crappy references
    but i loved the advert
  45. Profile photo of Skankenstein
    Skankenstein Female 13-17
    177 posts
    February 12, 2009 at 10:00 am
    Lactose intolerant :/
    And yes, im mixed race (German, French, Mexican, Black, Native American and Irish)
  46. Profile photo of JMoney100
    JMoney100 Male 18-29
    312 posts
    February 12, 2009 at 10:12 am
    @s0rd3dvis1on

    i think you completely lost the point of the commercial then. it`s supposed to be tongue in cheek, except for the calcium/medical part. sadly, everything has to be done that way these days or people won`t pay attention...

  47. Profile photo of Ughhzombie
    Ughhzombie Female 18-29
    231 posts
    February 12, 2009 at 11:13 am
    Stupid commercial. Ew plain milk.
  48. Profile photo of mcrack50
    mcrack50 Female 13-17
    156 posts
    February 12, 2009 at 11:27 am
    I hope this is true.
    I`ll buy myself a whole store of milk.
    Jesus.
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    dance4life Female 18-29
    209 posts
    February 12, 2009 at 2:28 pm
    if my boyfriend brought me home milk when i was PMSing, i`d get worse. it would probably just piss me off.
  50. Profile photo of 420Chellie
    420Chellie Female 18-29
    127 posts
    February 12, 2009 at 2:30 pm
    well then I`ll keep this in mind for the next time thanks :-)
    lmfao
  51. Profile photo of risingflamez
    risingflamez Female 13-17
    649 posts
    February 12, 2009 at 2:50 pm
    LOL i saw this when it aired. it`s a great commericial, and i think that it works :)
  52. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    February 12, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    damn, my girlfriend is lactose intolerant
  53. Profile photo of JihadAllah
    JihadAllah Male 13-17
    372 posts
    February 12, 2009 at 4:42 pm
    Dance4Life: Not if you didn`t know that`s why he was doing it
  54. Profile photo of tiggerwitch1
    tiggerwitch1 Female 18-29
    587 posts
    February 12, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    lol i saw this in an cracked article
  55. Profile photo of JmSword
    JmSword Male 18-29
    30 posts
    February 12, 2009 at 8:09 pm
    LMFAO!!!Thats just great.
  56. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    February 12, 2009 at 8:30 pm
    LMAO that was too funny
  57. Profile photo of rockcabbage
    rockcabbage Male 18-29
    394 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 2:35 pm
    NO, I DONT "GOT MILK" SO STOP F*CKING ASKING!
  58. Profile photo of mwest1112
    mwest1112 Female 18-29
    149 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 8:31 pm
    Well, time to but some milk.
  59. Profile photo of prettiep
    prettiep Female 18-29
    13 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 1:39 am
    milksucks.com

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