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Date: 02/17/09 03:12 PM

55 Responses to Chimpanzee Goes On Killing Rampage

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    February 17, 2009 at 3:01 pm
    Link: Chimpanzee Goes On Killing Rampage - Mauls woman he was familiar with. Sadly, cops put an end to the madness.
  2. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
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    February 17, 2009 at 3:22 pm
    thats so sad :(
  3. Profile photo of Mondo48
    Mondo48 Male 18-29
    138 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 3:23 pm
    stupid monkey
  4. Profile photo of Ace_Cosmo
    Ace_Cosmo Female 13-17
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    February 17, 2009 at 3:24 pm
    My sister would be terrified of this. She has a terrible fear of chimpanzees.
  5. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1200 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 3:24 pm
    What the hell? Did Travis get rabies or something? That`s really sad and unfortunate, you never hear about monkeys much on the news either. :s
  6. Profile photo of Backfat
    Backfat Male 30-39
    1897 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    The first victum must have walked on set to check out the lights while he was in the zone. We`ve seen it before.

    But no, really, that is so sad. Poor monkey.

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    hyeonkim0805 Male 18-29
    667 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 3:36 pm
    Damn~ that monkey went apesh*t...
  8. Profile photo of gandhi172
    gandhi172 Male 18-29
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    February 17, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    Aw, poor humans, and poor monkey. =(
  9. Profile photo of jimbot
    jimbot Male 18-29
    33 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 3:49 pm
    looks like the start of a monkey revolution
  10. Profile photo of mluther
    mluther Male 13-17
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    February 17, 2009 at 3:58 pm
    Awww, poor monkey. Maybe he had rabies?
  11. Profile photo of pat125
    pat125 Male 18-29
    756 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 3:59 pm

    There`s a woman fighting for her life and all people care about is the f*ckin monkey. Unbeleivable.

    I hope that woman pulls through.

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    hamalina Male 18-29
    131 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 4:03 pm
    Frigging chimpanzee. I can`t stand chimpanzees, I hope they all go extinct.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    February 17, 2009 at 4:03 pm
    Ugh why doesn`t the newscaster just start in with the fake crying while she`s up in melodramatics...
  14. Profile photo of plowerd
    plowerd Male 18-29
    334 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 4:06 pm
    This little monkey could be the dratin` damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. In this world gone mad, we won`t spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. And after the fall of man, these monkey drats`ll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. Oh and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry - *you maniacs*! Damn yous! Goddamn yous all to hell!
  15. Profile photo of Citizen_V
    Citizen_V Male 30-39
    42 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 4:07 pm
    Injuring one person is not a killing spree.
  16. Profile photo of sugaman2k3
    sugaman2k3 Male 18-29
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    February 17, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    stabbing the chimp she loved, like a child - haha how does one stab a child i wonder?
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    tannerb924 Male 18-29
    488 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 4:15 pm
    primates suck! they are so dumb. us cephalopods are so much more intelligent. i mean don`t primates have basic logic?
  18. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 4:40 pm
    Perhaps the ZANEX had something to do with it??
  19. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
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    February 17, 2009 at 4:43 pm
    awww. poor monkey.
  20. Profile photo of kikayoaka
    kikayoaka Male 70 & Over
    353 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 4:49 pm
    Why are we all bawwing over the monkey? It mauled a f*cking woman.
  21. Profile photo of uunnfair_4ol
    uunnfair_4ol Female 18-29
    147 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 4:52 pm
    zanex for a chimp. Oh, yeah. that was a great drattart Idea
  22. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
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    February 17, 2009 at 4:53 pm
    "Mauls woman he was familiar with."

    did she pay on time?

  23. Profile photo of tiggerwitch1
    tiggerwitch1 Female 18-29
    587 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 5:02 pm
    awww poor woman is more like it
  24. Profile photo of JacobTrue13
    JacobTrue13 Male 18-29
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    February 17, 2009 at 5:04 pm
    I drating hate chimps. Everyone thinks they`re so awesome. They`re BASTARDS.
  25. Profile photo of Winter_ICE_0
    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
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    February 17, 2009 at 5:08 pm
    Forget the monkey... is the chick okay?
  26. Profile photo of rockcabbage
    rockcabbage Male 18-29
    394 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    i like marmosets, not chimps chimps suck balls
  27. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
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    February 17, 2009 at 5:31 pm
    ooh, i thought at first she said "stabbing the chimp she loved--like a child"

    i dont know...it sounded like she was saying stabbing the chimp like a child would be stabbed. it was funny to me, okay?

  28. Profile photo of pat125
    pat125 Male 18-29
    756 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 5:45 pm
    I wonder how many people that have a bleeding heart for the damn chimp realize that chimpanzees are NOT the friendly creatures they`re made out to be. They can actually be extremely vicious and have a very bad temperment that can be unleashed at any time (such as in this case).

    Chimps in the wild usually form family units of several dozen, and will fight each other for territory. Guess what happens to the young of the defeated tribe? THEY GET EATEN! Yes, that cute chimp you`re all bawling over has an instinct for cannibalism. If yo don`t believe me, watch Planet Earth sometime, they actually have footage of this occurig.

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    mcmonkeyman Male 13-17
    243 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 6:12 pm
    chimps are vicous muthafudgeas. they get to be 3 times as strong as humans
  30. Profile photo of mrwnt
    mrwnt Male 18-29
    334 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 6:19 pm
    Maybe if the chimp wasn`t isolated from all other chimps and was in his natural habitat, this kind of tragedy wouldn`t have happened. You`d probably freak out if someone kept you in a cage away from all other humans too. He was obviously bored from his past incidents.

    Chimps are practically humans. They think much like we do and have many of the same fears and social groups. Keeping one captive is just cruel.

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    yes_finn Male 18-29
    94 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 6:32 pm
    wait, he didn`t tear anyone`s genitals off?
  32. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
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    February 17, 2009 at 6:39 pm
    all animals can be domesticated? heh
  33. Profile photo of caboose117
    caboose117 Male 13-17
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    February 17, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    "
    chimps are vicous muthafudgeas. they get to be 3 times as strong as humans"

    Apparently, that`s due to their increased lever arm of their muscles! That provides more torque, which in turn shows their increased strength. Yay physics! I hate my life.

  34. Profile photo of Harijuku
    Harijuku Female 18-29
    390 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    Poor lady! I`d be devastated if my face got mutilated ;/ Chimps piss me off. Gorillas and those little monkeys with cute faces are okay but not chimps ;| I saw a clip of some chimps eating a baby chimp`s face after killing it before. Does that seem cute to you?
  35. Profile photo of ReesesPieces
    ReesesPieces Female 18-29
    1692 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 6:54 pm
    awww....that`s so sad. he went crazy.
  36. Profile photo of crazyjelly
    crazyjelly Male 13-17
    74 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 7:08 pm
    i hate chimps i want to kill them all but i know thats bad and there just part of life so i hope humans would learn that we shouldint mess with animals like that.
  37. Profile photo of Chiburashka
    Chiburashka Male 18-29
    292 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 7:16 pm
    The chimp didn`t go crazy, the chimp went chimp.
  38. Profile photo of ghoulie11
    ghoulie11 Male 18-29
    359 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 7:22 pm
    Why did a 70 year old own a chimp in the first place?
  39. Profile photo of outfire
    outfire Male 13-17
    524 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 7:26 pm
    Yea, generally there are reasons why we shouldn`t keep chimpanzees as pets, such as the whole they can overpower us thing.

    Also: "primates suck! they are so dumb. us cephalopods are so much more intelligent. i mean don`t primates have basic logic?" Made me lol.

  40. Profile photo of graphfix
    graphfix Male 13-17
    109 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 8:00 pm
    that`s so sad ... poor chimp
  41. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 9:02 pm
    wild
       /waɪld/ Show Spelled Pronunciation Show IPA Pronunciation
    adjective, -er, -est, adverb, noun
    –adjective
    1. living in a state of nature; not tamed or domesticated: a wild animal;

    Let`s evaluate this definition for a moment then ask ourselves, why such a thing might happen?

  42. Profile photo of White_Wolfos
    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1145 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 9:52 pm
    I like monkeys, and I like orangutans. Heck - even gorillas can be cool sometimes.

    Chimps were on my bad side, and now you can be sure I`ll never look one in the eye again - knowing they`re well capable of tearing my face off and surviving multiple stab wounds.

  43. Profile photo of kristy22587
    kristy22587 Female 18-29
    54 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 2:13 am
    ohh thats so sad :(
  44. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
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    February 18, 2009 at 2:31 am
    ...pet chimp
    want
  45. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
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    February 18, 2009 at 3:19 am
    How come the owners didn`t had a tranquilizer gun with them? All owner of savage animals are required by law to have one at all time.
  46. Profile photo of maxxb117
    maxxb117 Male 18-29
    387 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 3:30 am
    That`s a scary looking monkey
  47. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2389 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 3:48 am
    well this seems like a classic case of home sickness and individuality, inadequacy and betrayal. (on a lighter note) I think the chimp just no longer had all the bitches he could handle because of o more work coming in. His lichour cabinet was dry and couldn`t pay the rent.
  48. Profile photo of draquoir
    draquoir Male 18-29
    1052 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 4:27 am
    Peta gonna get all upin dis.
  49. Profile photo of RedBrother
    RedBrother Male 18-29
    134 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 4:37 am
    why didn`t they tell us whether the daft mean person owner is gonna be charged over this? daft bitch
  50. Profile photo of Xenophonix
    Xenophonix Female 18-29
    195 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 6:34 am
    When I saw the description on the vid I thought the chimp was the one stabbing people with the knife! I thought that would be cool - well, not for the people being stabbed I guess...

    I hate primates :-(

  51. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1655 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 7:05 am
    First of all, you shouldn`t even HAVE chimps as pets.
    Secondly, WHY didnt she have any tranquilisers?
    and thirdly, if Id been locked up and used as a source of entertainment for 14 years, and then you gave me drugs (which would prolly affect chimps diffrent from people), Id go apepoo too.
  52. Profile photo of PandaLoMein
    PandaLoMein Male 18-29
    189 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 8:55 am
    Just to be clear, poster: is it sad because the monkey was killed, or that he was stopped?

    Also, she,"stabbed the chimp that she loved, like a child." Now I`m not sure if she stabbed the chimp like a child, or that she stabbed him like she would stab a child, or whether she loved the chimp like he was a her child. I`m confused. The English language is stupid.

    It`d be hard to have a chimp as a pet. Imagine having a child that could rip your face off if he didn`t get his way.

  53. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 5:49 pm
    Oh god.. that`s just a horrendously sad story...
  54. Profile photo of Surfingninja
    Surfingninja Female 18-29
    744 posts
    February 19, 2009 at 2:37 am
    Obviously he was tired of drinking drugged up tea. bitches.
  55. Profile photo of TunaKitteh
    TunaKitteh Female 13-17
    47 posts
    February 19, 2009 at 7:11 am
    Almost any wild animal can hurt/kill you.
    That`s why you don`t have chimps as pets as well as lions, tigers, leopards etc. -.-

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