Chimpanzee Goes On Killing Rampage

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago

Mauls woman he was familiar with. Sadly, cops put an end to the madness.
There are 55 comments:
Female 47
Almost any wild animal can hurt/kill you.
That`s why you don`t have chimps as pets as well as lions, tigers, leopards etc. -.-
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Female 744
Obviously he was tired of drinking drugged up tea. bitches.
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Female 15,763
Oh god.. that`s just a horrendously sad story...
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Male 189
Just to be clear, poster: is it sad because the monkey was killed, or that he was stopped?

Also, she,"stabbed the chimp that she loved, like a child." Now I`m not sure if she stabbed the chimp like a child, or that she stabbed him like she would stab a child, or whether she loved the chimp like he was a her child. I`m confused. The English language is stupid.

It`d be hard to have a chimp as a pet. Imagine having a child that could rip your face off if he didn`t get his way.

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Female 1,653
First of all, you shouldn`t even HAVE chimps as pets.
Secondly, WHY didnt she have any tranquilisers?
and thirdly, if Id been locked up and used as a source of entertainment for 14 years, and then you gave me drugs (which would prolly affect chimps diffrent from people), Id go apepoo too.
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Female 195
When I saw the description on the vid I thought the chimp was the one stabbing people with the knife! I thought that would be cool - well, not for the people being stabbed I guess...

I hate primates :-(

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Male 134
why didn`t they tell us whether the daft mean person owner is gonna be charged over this? daft bitch
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Male 1,051
Peta gonna get all upin dis.
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Male 2,388
well this seems like a classic case of home sickness and individuality, inadequacy and betrayal. (on a lighter note) I think the chimp just no longer had all the bitches he could handle because of o more work coming in. His lichour cabinet was dry and couldn`t pay the rent.
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Male 387
That`s a scary looking monkey
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Male 2,172
How come the owners didn`t had a tranquilizer gun with them? All owner of savage animals are required by law to have one at all time.
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Female 2,672
...pet chimp
want
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Female 54
ohh thats so sad :(
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Female 1,142
I like monkeys, and I like orangutans. Heck - even gorillas can be cool sometimes.

Chimps were on my bad side, and now you can be sure I`ll never look one in the eye again - knowing they`re well capable of tearing my face off and surviving multiple stab wounds.

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Male 3,431
wild
   /waɪld/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [wahyld] Show IPA Pronunciation
adjective, -er, -est, adverb, noun
–adjective
1. living in a state of nature; not tamed or domesticated: a wild animal;

Let`s evaluate this definition for a moment then ask ourselves, why such a thing might happen?

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Male 109
that`s so sad ... poor chimp
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Male 524
Yea, generally there are reasons why we shouldn`t keep chimpanzees as pets, such as the whole they can overpower us thing.

Also: "primates suck! they are so dumb. us cephalopods are so much more intelligent. i mean don`t primates have basic logic?" Made me lol.

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Male 359
Why did a 70 year old own a chimp in the first place?
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Male 292
The chimp didn`t go crazy, the chimp went chimp.
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Male 74
i hate chimps i want to kill them all but i know thats bad and there just part of life so i hope humans would learn that we shouldint mess with animals like that.
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Female 1,690
awww....that`s so sad. he went crazy.
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Female 390
Poor lady! I`d be devastated if my face got mutilated ;/ Chimps piss me off. Gorillas and those little monkeys with cute faces are okay but not chimps ;| I saw a clip of some chimps eating a baby chimp`s face after killing it before. Does that seem cute to you?
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Male 1,204
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chimps are vicous muthafudgeas. they get to be 3 times as strong as humans"

Apparently, that`s due to their increased lever arm of their muscles! That provides more torque, which in turn shows their increased strength. Yay physics! I hate my life.

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Male 7,378
all animals can be domesticated? heh
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Male 94
wait, he didn`t tear anyone`s genitals off?
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Male 334
Maybe if the chimp wasn`t isolated from all other chimps and was in his natural habitat, this kind of tragedy wouldn`t have happened. You`d probably freak out if someone kept you in a cage away from all other humans too. He was obviously bored from his past incidents.

Chimps are practically humans. They think much like we do and have many of the same fears and social groups. Keeping one captive is just cruel.

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Male 243
chimps are vicous muthafudgeas. they get to be 3 times as strong as humans
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Male 756
I wonder how many people that have a bleeding heart for the damn chimp realize that chimpanzees are NOT the friendly creatures they`re made out to be. They can actually be extremely vicious and have a very bad temperment that can be unleashed at any time (such as in this case).

Chimps in the wild usually form family units of several dozen, and will fight each other for territory. Guess what happens to the young of the defeated tribe? THEY GET EATEN! Yes, that cute chimp you`re all bawling over has an instinct for cannibalism. If yo don`t believe me, watch Planet Earth sometime, they actually have footage of this occurig.

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Female 1,306
ooh, i thought at first she said "stabbing the chimp she loved--like a child"

i dont know...it sounded like she was saying stabbing the chimp like a child would be stabbed. it was funny to me, okay?

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Male 394
i like marmosets, not chimps chimps suck balls
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Male 976
Forget the monkey... is the chick okay?
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Male 260
I drating hate chimps. Everyone thinks they`re so awesome. They`re BASTARDS.
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Female 587
awww poor woman is more like it
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Male 1,835
"Mauls woman he was familiar with."

did she pay on time?

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Female 147
zanex for a chimp. Oh, yeah. that was a great drattart Idea
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Male 352
Why are we all bawwing over the monkey? It mauled a f*cking woman.
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Female 1,082
awww. poor monkey.
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Male 2,796
Perhaps the ZANEX had something to do with it??
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Male 488
primates suck! they are so dumb. us cephalopods are so much more intelligent. i mean don`t primates have basic logic?
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Male 357
stabbing the chimp she loved, like a child - haha how does one stab a child i wonder?
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Male 42
Injuring one person is not a killing spree.
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Male 334
This little monkey could be the dratin` damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. In this world gone mad, we won`t spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. And after the fall of man, these monkey drats`ll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. Oh and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry - *you maniacs*! Damn yous! Goddamn yous all to hell!
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Male 9,306
Ugh why doesn`t the newscaster just start in with the fake crying while she`s up in melodramatics...
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Male 130
Frigging chimpanzee. I can`t stand chimpanzees, I hope they all go extinct.
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Male 756

There`s a woman fighting for her life and all people care about is the f*ckin monkey. Unbeleivable.

I hope that woman pulls through.

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Male 1,023
Awww, poor monkey. Maybe he had rabies?
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Male 33
looks like the start of a monkey revolution
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Male 2,028
Aw, poor humans, and poor monkey. =(
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Male 667
Damn~ that monkey went apesh*t...
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Male 1,894
The first victum must have walked on set to check out the lights while he was in the zone. We`ve seen it before.

But no, really, that is so sad. Poor monkey.

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Female 1,199
What the hell? Did Travis get rabies or something? That`s really sad and unfortunate, you never hear about monkeys much on the news either. :s
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Female 165
My sister would be terrified of this. She has a terrible fear of chimpanzees.
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Male 138
stupid monkey
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Female 4,197
thats so sad :(
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Male 19,854
Link: Chimpanzee Goes On Killing Rampage [Rate Link] - Mauls woman he was familiar with. Sadly, cops put an end to the madness.
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