Chick-Fil-A Cow Gets A Bovine Beatdown

Submitted by: AKappy 8 years ago in

Guy in cow suit just trying to make a living in front of fast food restaurant. Instead, he gets his udders handed to him
There are 45 comments:
Female 961
LMAO, a BOVINE BEATDOWN
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Male 240
Motive? Gee, uh, how about some rowdy kids and an "I dare you..." or a "Watch this!". Big deal, its quite funny tho.
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Male 650
that`s really bad manners.
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Female 1,199
It was probably just some kids doing it for laughs..? :/ Poor Cowman.
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Male 174
L M A O!!!!! bovine beatdown
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Female 713
I hate fluff pieces on the news.
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Male 29
Bovine Beatdown. Is that a technical term?
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Male 151
theres obviously a lot of criminal activity going on in fredericksburg, maryland. soon it will rival compton. tackling guys in cow costumes is where they start
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Male 650
"Seriously doubt it was PETA. Peta is all about big displays and public showings; not stealth muggings."

Who knows? Maybe it`s a rogue PETA agent...

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Male 2,125
"Pilanus: Either PETA, a sensitive Hindu, or some random prick."

LMAO that pretty much sums it all actually. Poor, poor, cow. Creeps the hell outta me tho. =S

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Male 674
Either PETA, a sensitive Hindu, or some random prick.
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Male 135
Seriously doubt it was PETA. Peta is all about big displays and public showings; not stealth muggings.
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Female 1
I say PETA.
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Female 72
omg. redikuluzleehilairyus.
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Female 28
I love how they have him slow-mo waving as they describe what happened, cos the cow suit kind of ruins the drama. XD

Also, I bet the manager did it.

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Male 2,245
amazing, the person who tackled him deserves a medal. i always suppress my urge to hurt mascots, but this person is clearly my better. kudos.


and i can`t believe they actually used the phrase bovine beatdown

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Male 135
I`m fairly certain there was no motive. They did it because they thought it would be fun[ny]. Maybe they`ve watched one too many Family Guy episodes.
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Male 82
favorite mascot? is this india....i wish
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Female 103
Aww, poor guy. Those people that wave at passerbys always make me happy for some reason. I`m sure iit must not be all that great of a job, but still, it just seems so friendly. =D And no one should attack friendly people, damn it.
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Male 7,378
little cow tipping never hurt nobody
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Male 118
lol 0:55, you can tell she likes her chiken! haha
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Male 471
Man, I worked at a Chik-fil-A for 2 and a half years, and I refused to ever get in the costume. That thing was horrible.
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Female 1,082
awww... poor cow guy. Why would you do that to someone? That was so cruel.
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Female 741
children these days!
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Male 410
What the hell is wrong with people now a days? Yes, I agree the reporter for this story should be reprimanded, you don`t make stupid puns at something like this. Do you ever wonder if there really more and more instances happening like this or does it just seem like there is more because now we see and hear about every one of them thanks to the internet?
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Male 512
I agree, news reporters shouldn`t be allowed to use puns.

I heard one say "Wiihabilitation" once...

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Male 2,229
Wow, that`s a bad pile of puns she used
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Female 2,064
"...an udderly delightful job."

No. Just no.

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Male 3,431
Should be obvious, it was a Giant Chicken.
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Male 1,788
An udderly delightful job? Really...who would write that?

Also, all I learned from this story is I can tackle a guy in a cow suit and he won`t be able to see me.

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Male 2,796
Well we do absolutely know that the attacker was not from INDIA.
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Female 676
News reporters should not be allowed to use puns.
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Male 1,266
You`d get life imprisonment for doing that in india
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Male 2,160
before even looking in here i was going to say blame peta, sounds like something those idiots would do
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Male 247
PETA terrorist attack, for sure.
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2,767
why did the chicken cross the road? to beat up cow. lol i know that was lame but i blame peta
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Female 220
Why anybody would do something like this to an innocent employee, I fail to understand.

I totally agree that PETA`s to blame, though. Kind of ironic, though.

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Male 889
who here would bone susan?
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Female 1,436
Oh and I blame PETA too. Hell - it probably was PETA.
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Female 1,436
"Eat more Chicken!" -- Loser kids!

Seems like the manager has a bit of a crush on little ol` cow cow. . . . . . . just saying!. . . .

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Female 175
I bet they were a chicken advocate...
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Male 2,388
i agree PETA are to blame
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Female 1,653
lol, poor cow guy.
"eat more chikin?"
howsabout "eat less death"?
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Female 267
No one saw? C`mon, more like, no one cared. :( Shame.
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Male 2,616
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