Cat Banned from Post Office For Not Paying Taxes

Submitted by: subzeroblue2 8 years ago in

Categorized as Weird because no one can understand why these people are up in arms over this matter.
There are 82 comments:
Male 144
Sammy after the post office riot..

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Female 141
Woah, makkaal it is just a bunch of small town folk trying to get on the news, or maybe they just like that cat. Either way this is hardly evidence that a mass social cleansing is necessary.
I mean I wouldn`t get worked up over it.
You are obviously an intelligent, passionate person...but dude, its just a cat.
They aren`t proposing to sacrifice the town`s infants in a mass sacrifice to honour the cat, or spending the town budget on some kind of super cat bed. It is just a cat that they want to be back in the post office. Not a big deal.
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Male 123
Oh holy f*ck, you gotta be sh*ttin me.
You know what would seriously solve bullsh*t problems like this one, once and for all? A goddamn third world war.
We bomb our sorry asses back into the stone age and BAM, finally real problems again!
No more Creationists vs. People with brains, no more 700 billion buck bailouts for virtually nonexisting numbers and no more people complaining about cats residing in a post-office and others gathering in front of it "to support the cat"...

Damn, seriously - what the F*CK is wrong with this godforsaken world?!

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Male 332
I thought this was a joke?
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Male 40
What`s up with the world these days? Rich people and cats don`t seem to want to pay their taxes anymore....
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Male 240
so the person wrote a complaint for no reasone just to be a jackass?
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Female 1,604
I got 2 problems with this..
1, there is always one fricken idiot that writes a complaint. and they cave in to that one person
2 those people need a life it is a cat people go find the dummy that wrote the letter.
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Male 30
William your friend sounds like a winy lil pussy.
Let the damn cat for real people.
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Female 40
lol Not paying Tax??? really
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Male 325
if a person is allergic to cats then i could understand if they complained about a cat being in the post office where they need to go to post mail.
i`m not allergic my self but a friend of mine is and he could die because of it because he`s allergic to something in cat spit which gets airborn when they clean themself and it constricts his windpipe.
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Male 2,592
don`t worry sammy the post office cat, if you can`t get back in you can crash at my place till you can get things straightened out.
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Female 317
trying...to....care....

forget it.

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Female 1,653
Honestly pmarren, look what you did now!
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Female 761
Damn, country folks really have NOTHING else to do with their time. Someone please chip in so we can get these folks a movie the-a-ter or a bingo hall or something.
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Female 5,139
Wow...whoever complained about the cat in the first place is.. a very sad person o.O
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Male 4,594
I could end the controversy with one bullet.

Cats = Suck

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Female 495
Whoever complained needs to get a life; whoever is protesting the ban of the cat also needs to get a life.
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Male 355
I gonna write Sammy a letter
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Male 256
In the good old state of California, if taxpaying was a requirement to enter a federal building... lets just say there would be no lines :)
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Male 71
God dam old people need better things to do. Like work in my sweat shop!
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Male 985
OMG KATS NEED RITES
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Male 557
Only in the South would people stand up for something like this
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Male 701
Wow, wonder what kinda douchebag would complain about a cat not paying taxes...
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Male 606
All post offices and libraries need a cat. Fact.
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Male 1,204
that cat looked cute. i want a cat. darn asian parents are against cats.
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Male 1,162
oh. my. god. Who gives a drat.
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Male 1,244
"screw the cat haters, cats aren`t sloppy and smelly like dogs. phew. Plus everyone knows anyone allergic to cats, is really the devil.
I despise little yappy dogs"

That`s why I own a big dog...

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Male 612
how bout no pets in a federal building
that would make more sense,
and for the cat paying taxes HE HAS NO INCOME how can you tax nothing. if he buys a postage stamp he paid a tax he if is an american citizen he has every right to be in that building it is just a cat that wants a warm place to sleep
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Male 312
Sammy the Cat
P.O. Box 173, Notasulga, Alabama, 36866

Let`s get this little guy back where he belongs! This is the kind of news I want to see more often.

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Female 741
screw the cat haters, cats aren`t sloppy and smelly like dogs. phew. Plus everyone knows anyone allergic to cats, is really the devil.

I despise little yappy dogs

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Female 48
I am stunned O_O WHAT THE HELL PEOPLE? Complainers, sheesh...
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Male 17,512
I`m for the cat on this one.
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Male 430
The news has really been lacking lately.
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Male 907
I`m filing a lawsuit against this. Who`s with me?
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Male 603
I`m allergic as all get-out to cats, so I support this ban (you know, in case I go in there).
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Male 15,832
So, you can`t enter a federal building if you don`t pay federal taxes? Hell, half the people in this country don`t pay any federal taxes. That would really shorten the lines and the PO! Plus, if we voted by mail, there would never be another Democrat elected again! Woo hoo!
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Female 723
It`s all them city people moving in xD. Let the cat back into the post office!!!
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Female 493
I want to send the kitty a letter.

I wonder what the PO is...someone do some sleuthing!

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Male 79
"one of the pleasures of livin in a small town like this is havin a post office cat" lol. I love this country
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Male 9,306
*headdesk* Good god people...
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Male 265
Everyday, the world becomes more retarded...
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Male 557
ha ha ha, oh wow. someone was offended over a cat, and people defended it. both sides, i declare, stupid. all be it, the people defending the cat were old, and the person complaining probably wears an armani suit all the time, but still. TIS A CAT, THOU DOES COMPLAIN TO MUCH!
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Male 286
btw the people who say these people need to get a life there old people!!!!! they have nothing better to do lol. Plus most of them have already lived there life.
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Female 231
Who`s the jerk complaining about a cat not paying taxes?! Who wouldn`t want a friendly neighborhood post office kittay, I mean cmon really.
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Female 209
i couldn`t agree more wolfstar
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Male 533
can i send the cat some catnip?
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Male 7,933
well if he has a mailbox... then he does contribute
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Male 91
Oh and just a side note, I know I put Canada`s hat, I am just cold and need some flaming to get warm. (Boredom)
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Male 91
"Its Alabama, what do you expect?"

I`d rather live here than in Canada`s hat with you.

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Male 889
i counted 7 inbreds.
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Female 15,763
Oh dear god, that accent.

o_<

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Male 2,593
People with way too much time on their hands
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Female 227
HEY!i live in a small town and we dont have a post office cat! but anyway,i cant send sammy messages because i live in canada. ni would though if i had 15$ in stamps.
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Male 606
.... Its Alabama, what do you expect?
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Female 98
small towns have one thing in common, they all need obsession over one little thing.
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Female 2,927
he doesnt pay taxes? its a cat!
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Female 455
Lol, I love how people are saying it`s the old folks supporting the cat who need to get lives, rather than the sad, sad individual who took the time to write in and make such a bizarre complaint.
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Male 10,440
Old people have nothing to do... we knew that already.
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Female 387
And now we all know his post office number, let`s send Sammy messages!
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Male 265
half of obama`s cabinet nominations are not allowed in that post office either
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Female 75
I didn`t dissect the cat, it was hehehenerd!!! lol!
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Female 646
dirty_blue, that was like... gross. you dont need to mention that.
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Male 153
I like how all the people there were really old and probably lonely. thats why they need to fight over a cat. but whatever, it makes them happy.
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Male 488
what about the bacteria and ants and flys and spiders that hang out there? CAT-CISTS!!! (thats racism for cats)
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Male 380
Lol @ old people
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Male 612
my cat has a drivers license
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Male 8,302
First, all these people need to GET A F`IN LIFE, haven`t you got anything better to do than stand around all day whinging about a cat. Secondly, if no-one who doesn`t pay taxes is allowed in a Federal building, how the hell does anyone from overseas come into the US (airports are Federal), post a letter home, or walk on American streets (Federal land). Are all cats and dogs going to be removed from the streets? And what about children in the Post Office, they don`t pay taxes either...

Orly

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Female 731
LOL Gorgack
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Female 75
(hehehenerd-I just dissected a cat...just wanted to say that :D)
I hope to god it wasn`t Sammy or you`re in Big trouble boyo!
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Female 778
if they banned a cat for not paying taxes, i wonder if the same rule would apply to a person who doesn`t pay taxes, either because they`re disabled or too lazy to work.
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Male 5,970
I just dissected a cat...just wanted to say that :D
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Female 75
Hang on... 73 year old Sylvia Hardy, Human, went to jail for seven days for not paying £53.71 council tax bill. I think Sammy the anarchist cat got away lightly!!
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Male 4,680
"Hes got a mail box? Who would send a cat letters?"

That sounds like an awesome idea for some reason.

I shall send letters to my canary next time I go away on holiday.

As you may have noticed, I have problems...

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Male 886
That guy who complained seems like a... [your word here]

"Categorized as Weird..."
whoops, lol.

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Female 209
so maybe they have a little too much time on their hands. but i live in a really small town so i understand sadly. about 90% of my town`s population would do the same thing. besides, what`s the cat hurting?
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Male 686
Hes got a mail box? Who would send a cat letters?
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Female 115
some people just need to get a hobby
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Male 76
Apparently it was a slow news day.
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Male 561
Aw, I love when old people pull themselves together to really fight for what matters in real life.
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Male 561
Nevermind, it`s working now.
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Male 561
It`s just a single picture?
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Female 204
Link: Cat Banned from Post Office For Not Paying Taxes [Rate Link] - Categorized as Weird because no one can understand why these people are up in arms over this matter.
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