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Date: 02/20/09 09:20 AM

33 Responses to Car For Sale: Low Milage, Low Price

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 10:19 am
    Link: Car For Sale: Low Milage, Low Price - Featured in a popular movie. (Full disclosure: Backseat may require some light cleaning.)
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    mrsayao Male 18-29
    155 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 10:21 am
    LOL...
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    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1246 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 10:23 am
    It needs cleaning because its a Lincoln right
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    meowmeowmeow Male 13-17
    188 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 10:23 am
    LOL DOUBLE.....
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    GosuPaul Male 18-29
    516 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 10:25 am
    Holy snap.

    That`s actually a really good deal.

    Atleast the owners were willing to admit that it was used in a porno, no?

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    mrsayao Male 18-29
    155 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 10:25 am
    they should change the interior description to white, then they wouldn`t be lying about anything
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    Backfat Male 30-39
    1897 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 10:28 am
    hehe. They should include a copy of the movie. It`ll sell quicker.
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    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 10:30 am
    That`s a darn good price.
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    ne028 Male 18-29
    889 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 10:45 am
    In da butt.
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    tiggerwitch1 Female 18-29
    587 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 11:06 am
    hey i`d still buy it. my god-father is a mechanic and he can replace everything if i asked him
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    billbob-05 Male 18-29
    91 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 11:12 am
    """griffen Says:
    February 16th, 2009 at 06:33 am

    Oh Falk you guys, for 32k miles for only 1,200 they could jerk off on my face and I`d buy this car"""


    hahahahahahah

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    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 11:19 am
    Could they have at least fully cleaned the interior before trying to sell it?
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    nlcs Male 18-29
    94 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 11:32 am
    "It needs cleaning because its a Lincoln right"

    LOL

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    Lynea Female 18-29
    267 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 11:50 am
    "they should change the interior description to white, then they wouldn`t be lying about anything"
    You mean brown/white?
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    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 11:57 am
    "hey i`d still buy it. my god-father is a mechanic and he can replace everything if i asked him"

    there are some things NO ONE can fix.

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    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 12:08 pm
    i`d buy it. it`s a good excuse for cow seat covers :)
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    Eldricht Male 18-29
    295 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    "Cat for sale"

    Is what I read o.o

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    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    820 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    I wonder if it`s going to have one of those mysterious smells that never leave?
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    Megido Male 18-29
    439 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 12:21 pm
    It`s funny but still....i`d totally live with the whole "in da butt" thing for a cheap car in great condition :P
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    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2389 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 12:47 pm
    lols id buy the dvd and use it to unveil the car to whoever i gave it too
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    mulan182 Female 18-29
    305 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 12:58 pm
    quagmire wud LOOOOVE that car
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    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 1:28 pm
    nice
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    Tisjokar Male 18-29
    985 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 2:58 pm
    Mmm new car smell.. oh wait.. that aint new car smell
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    sewermonkey Male 30-39
    281 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 4:10 pm
    At least its not a manual shift car. I know im sick and need help so dont bother telling me.
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    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 5:17 pm
    I don`t know which is harder to believe, a 16 year old car with 32k miles, or the fact that they used a 2 door for a backseat "action" scene.
    Also I am pretty sure "Highway Gangbang - In Da Butt", is a candidate for an Oscar this year.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 8:08 pm
    Remember the car Sienfeld couldn`t sell ?
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 8:38 pm
    No amount of cleaning would make me buy that car.
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 10:02 pm
    Not a bad deal. With the money you save you can get the interior replaced.
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    langdonhill Male 18-29
    506 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 11:10 pm
    Well, it certainly would be a talking point.

    "Duuuude, check out my sweet ride, it`s got like... at least 100 horses or something!!"
    "Oh, that`s nice. People I don`t know had dirty, sweaty sex in the back of my car and filmed it for money."
    "...but mine has AT LEAST 100 HORSEPOWER!!"
    "Your mother must be so proud."

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    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 5:19 am
    thats quite a nice car but i think i would have to have the entire interior replaced
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 7:54 am
    `light` cleaning? lol
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    french88 Female 18-29
    98 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 10:41 pm
    In da butt. LOL
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    BoomStick Male 30-39
    122 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 9:48 pm
    "Mmm new car smell.. oh wait.. that aint new car smell"

    That`s what she said.

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