Caption If You Can #14: Results And Moar!

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in

Congrats to amaqdrinker, couldn"tve gone to a cooler regular. Also, a few notes and possibly the last Open Forum ever!?!
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Male 701
Like o noezs!
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Male 1,556
I`m sorry for posting but...


LAST OPEN FORUM??!?!!?!? DON`T NOOOOOO!

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Male 20,917
thanks for enjoying what might very well be I-A-B`s last open forum ever.

have a good weekend and don`t let your meat loaf.

{no more posts - thanks.]

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Male 1,958
But Lion...I say "meh" a lot. I dun want to be like Audience Guy...
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Male 8,300
Anytime anyone on IAB says "Meh" in future we`re all gonna call him Audience Guy.
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Male 1,958
Audience guy`s wife wants a bigger house
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Male 5,970
Please please, he is obviously trying to fart
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Male 3,819
AUDIENCE GUY
Is not amused.
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Male 3,819
HAHA.. lion, wow. I never noticed that. He`s gonna be the first place my eyes go anytime I look at that from now on.
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Male 8,300

Just looking at the anigif peloos posted earlier...

What`s with THIS guy... just got his IRS statement? Salary too high to laugh? Sitting on a needle? Suggestions for why he`s not laughing, please... just to get the forum going again...

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Female 4,197
i know. theres multiple rooms, but everyone wants to hang in the one room and all talk lol
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Female 4,447
Chat is hard to keep up with!
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Female 4,197
i really think it will be D;
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Male 2,313
OFs are so much better than chat. If this is the last one I will cry.
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Female 4,197
dunno, about 20 in chat with some checking in here every now and then
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Male 1,244
seems empty... chat time!
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Male 1,244
How many are here right now?
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Female 4,197
its so hot.. im gonna melt soon D;
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Male 1,244
OF!
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Female 1,690
eww
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Female 4,197
nice mornaf... i think lol
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Male 557
well, i just did this in /b/ for some reason

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Female 1,690
hawrawrawrawr.....my firefox decides to work...probly not for long though -.-
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Male 1,835
:D *hugs OF*
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Female 4,197
ok well, it didnt tick a new page over D;
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Female 4,447
Aw, OF. I love OF. *hugs*
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Female 4,197
thats cause everyones in the chat morn... heres hoping this will tick the page counter over for ya ;D
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Male 1,835
well damn i blame global warming...
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Male 557
really? there hasn`t even been a page change since i left? well crud
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Male 1,853
kat, neither work. Both have exceeded the bandwidth.
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Male 2,313
Congratulations on joining the club Amaq.
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Male 886
it looks like the exact same mountain from different angles actually
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Male 886

Both in Patagonia.

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Female 4,197
oh yay! congrats amaq!
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Male 886
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Male 907
Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn`t expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue

and he started beating up Shaquille O`Neal
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

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Male 8,300
Wow, I just went to Gerbear`s myspace page... it took 7 seconds and she aged 7 years in the time it took to load! 15 on here, 22 on there. By the time I finish typing this comment she`ll be like what, 40ish?
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Male 557
yeah, lemon demon wrote a rather good song about that
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Male 1,853
And it`s stolen and watermarked crap, too.
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Female 1,186
Oh, just checked it out. Looks like crap compared to here.
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Male 1,853
The man it`s named after, and their ruler, left. Apparently...though `they`re posting in his name`
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Female 1,186
Gawd, I`m so confused. Maybe I should`ve just stuck with the chat. It`s my element nowadays. According to Nako I`m a nerd and I`m not surprised.
Eh.
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Male 557
ooh, just went there, chose a random blog...

apparently ebaumsworld has been bought, why anyone would want that piece of pooe is beyond me, but whatever

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Male 8,300
[quote]MORNAF1
but... i went to ebaumsworld just a bit ago... it was open for business...[/quote]

With Ebaums, how can you tell???

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Male 7,933
i think there ruler left or something. im not sure
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Male 3,819
Yeah, I`ll second that.

Ebaum`s is still running. It still has users. Said users still post there.

Why would they all flee to IAB?

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Male 557
but... i went to ebaumsworld just a bit ago... it was open for business... wtf
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Male 3,819
Wow, morn. Never thought about it like that.

::takes note::

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Female 1,186
I don`t know what Ebaum is, but I can pretty much guess from the way people here react to the mere mentioning of it, it sucked.
And it closed down.
Thas it.
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Male 8,300
[quote]aero
But, hey, is anything REALLY completely random?[/quote]

Barnacle plaster.

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Male 7,933
which means you just lost... which means i just lost dammit
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Male 557
the only way to win the game is to not give a rat`s ass about the game
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Male 3,819
/me just lost the game. F**k you.
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Male 907
I WON THE GAME.
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Female 1,186
"Good luck kids, hope you never have to experience a global clusterf*ck like this ever again."

I be interested in this so called clusterfck. )-|

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Male 1,853
Probably not, but I enjoy talking poo about the ebaum-ers. They can all rot in hell.
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Male 3,819
Goodnight, Dr. Mid.
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Male 3,819
Well, it wasn`t me. I`m the chat killer. OF`s like me.
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Male 12,138
Well, I`m bailing. Have to go meet my boss and justify why I should still have a job come monday.

Good luck kids, hope you never have to experience a global clusterf*ck like this ever again.

Peace out.

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Female 1,186
"It`s because they heard Ger was coming."

Dx
My breath isn`t THAT bad. I just haven`t had a chance to chew on some gum lately.
Do we have to stick to topic?

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Male 557
or did i kill it?

mornaf1 forum killer

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Male 7,933
it died because you got here... so congrats
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Male 3,819
It`s because they heard Ger was coming.
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Female 1,186
Died? WTH?!
I just got here?
It`s supposed to bumpin!
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Male 3,819
It sure did.
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Female 1,186
Hi, OF! I`m so glad we have one of these again. x3
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Male 7,933
wow this open forum died pretty quickly
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Male 557
AHA! thank you for that hint lion, i seriously would never have figured it out otherwise... is that bad?
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Male 886
hmm, the "what are you listening to?" question is my trigger to put up another cool picture...
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Male 557

another test, with plausible fail

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Male 7,933
/me listening to pop champagne
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Male 686
I hope I never get banned. I`ve been here a long time.
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Male 886
well, mornaf, if you want to be completely random, I suggest using a random number generator on any nearby calculator and announcing the number upon your return. But, hey, is anything REALLY completely random?
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Male 3,819
/me is listening to "What`s the Difference"
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Male 8,300
I`m listening to Numa Numa now.
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Male 3,819
Thank you, lion. It means a lot to me.
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Male 1,853
I`m going back to `What are you listening to`.

It`s Mulan, Multilingual now.

Time to get culture`d!

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Male 7,933
if you have to think about it then it isnt random

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Male 8,300
[quote]peloos12
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
if every time you see it here on out, you think to yourself "peloos, that little prick", then my job here is done[/quote]

Oh there`s no need for the picture, peloos. I think that every time anyone posts any comment about anything at all, already :-P

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Male 557
well guys, im gonna play oblivion for a while. and just for fun, i`m going to say something completely random when i get back, what do you all think it should be?
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Male 8,300
Can`t say Mornaf, cause it could lead to lots of spam and stuff... but if you look at what is inserted into your comments box AFTER you add the image, and think "what if I didn`t use the `add image` button...?"
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Male 3,819
Well Lion, if every time you see it here on out, you think to yourself "peloos, that little prick", then my job here is done.
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Male 1,853
Okay, for some reason it`s not letting me share the mod pictures Pel made. I can`t even post the link to my site to show them.
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Male 557
oh yeah... how is it i get past the image limit thing? i want to post a few none resized (but not huge) images
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Male 1,853
First time I posted this it didn`t work...sorry if someone deleted it and I didn`t realize it.

There seems to be a large number of mods in here, and I`d like to share the pictures that have been made by pel for you all to enjoy.

Linky!

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Male 8,300
Yay Peeloos, I predict that anigif will be Save As`d by half of IAB and will appear ad nauseam from now on...
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Male 7,933
morn, dont you mean its PRIME
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Male 12,138
*takes a humble bow*

It`s all for you guys. *wipes aways a tear* It`s for you....

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Male 557
DILL! who cares if it IS cruel and unusual, it is epic.
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Male 8,300
Um... you punish them by giving them MORE AMMO??? Personally I`d sign them up with Republican Daily, Scientology Info, and Ebaums.
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Male 1,853
I`d classify that under cruel and unusual punishment, davy...
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Male 557
my god davy, you are now one of my favorite mods...

also, i will never do anything stupid enough to get b&

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Male 1,078
Davy:

Epic win. I applaud your efforts.

Also, I`m off to bed. I`ve got to go feed ppl at the food pantry in the morning (Curse you obsession with getting into a good college)

Remember: POWs. Just saying.

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Male 886
wow davy, no mercy, I see
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Male 3,819
davy... absolutely brilliant


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Male 1,853
Since there seems to be a large number of mods here, I`d like to whore out my site and the pictures pel made that I`m hosting.

Linky!

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Male 7,933
all the mods do that now after davy started it
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Male 12,138
So, here`s another mildly amusing anecdote for y`all...

On the topic of IAB bans, as I said the most heinous types of bans are people who post animated GIFs of hardcore porn. We`ve all seen a few, and we mods try to stay on top of them (no pun intended), but there remains some c*cksmokers who get a kick out of posting porn on 13+ websites like IAB.

Here`s what I do. I ban, but I also register their email address which they signed up to IAB with to chickswithdicks.com. And I make damn sure I tick the box which says "I give my permission to share this email address with all our affiliates and partners".

This guarantees that no matter how much they try to junk their email, there will always be some sick trangendered porn in their inbox, every single f*cking day for the rest of their misguided lives.

That`s how we roll.

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Male 3,296
i hate open forums, because al the lil comment whores start putti whateva so night guys

(of to iminlikewithyou) ID: givants

P.S. i rock at blockes

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Male 8,300
Thanks aero, I was needing a new desktop background
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Female 1,231
aero, that is win! =D
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Male 1,078
*following prime*

Her cooking is as good as tomatoes and cucumbers.

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Male 8,300
I`m listening to this song!
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Male 886
oooooooh, pretty:


Now that`s an awesome walking trail. Says it`s Vintgar Gorge, Slovenia.

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Female 1,231
It`s Astley`s fault. Every time I used to get rickrolled, I`d always lose the game, so now if anyone so much as mentions him I lose it. >.>
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Male 1,853
I`ve found hands down the best version of Never Gonna Give You Up.

Yes, this is obviously Rick Astley`s Never Gonna Give You Up. Don`t click if you don`t want to listen.

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Male 3,819
lol @ "that song"

Rick Astley had a long, accomplished career...

</halfsarcasm>

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Male 1,078
Damn you fire.

I just lost it too.

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Male 557
i do have an 8-bit version of never gonna give you up

also, i substitute rick astley with never gonna give you up just to save confusion

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Male 7,933
*follows dill

Her cooking taste like sunshine sparkles!

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Male 1,853
I think Lion`s wife drugged him, and he`s now in the basement tied up with his teddybear. And if that IS her, I`d like to say that I`ve her so much about her cooking, and how delicious it is.
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Female 1,231
AAAH I lost the game.

Damn you, Rick Astley! D=<

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Male 557
no lion, i love that song
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Male 3,819
But all this talk of listening to music... wonderful idea.
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Male 886
yeah MORNAF, I love it. It`s mitre peak, south island, new zealand, if I remember correctly.
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Male 8,300
[quote]MORNAF1
everyone should say what they are listening to right now[/quote]

Do I get banned because its Rick Astley??

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Female 1,231
Ludo - Love Me Dead
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Male 7,933
"I was joking about erindoors` cooking though, I pity the fool who misses out on it."

Hi lions wifey!

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Male 3,819
It`s okay dill, that whole album is on my playlist. I`m not sure how it got there, though.

::shrugs::

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Male 886
alright I found a pretty cool photo I hope it`s not too big...
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Male 557
also aero, by god that picture is beautiful.
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Male 12,138
Seasons by Chris Cornell is what I`m listening to. On repeat.
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Male 7,933
Lil Wayne- Always Strapped
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Male 1,853
"Don`t judge me, it`s on the playlist. Not my choice."

Also can be interpreted as: "It`s poo, but I`m too lazy to open iTunes and find something better."

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Male 8,300
[quote]MORNAF1
CRAP! HOW DO I CALL AUSTRALIA?![/quote]

You go into the backyard, cup your hands around your mouth and shout "COOOOOO...EEEEE"

I was joking about erindoors` cooking though, I pity the fool who misses out on it.

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Male 886
lol but the funniest stories are true stories, usually...
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Male 1,853
Addicted--Saving Abel.

Don`t judge me, it`s on the playlist. Not my choice.

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Male 3,819
I know you aren`t. That`s what makes it awesome.
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Female 1,231
Graaah stupid Medifast ad!

I keep adblocking it but it keeps coming back. D=< It`s not just on IAB either, that damn thing is everywhere. It`s stalking me.

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Male 557
in a shameless attempt to get the convo running again
i say that everyone should say what they are listening to right now, or watching, or whatever

me, Beethoven`s first symphony, just got done downloading all his great works

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Male 12,138
I`m not trying to be funny here. It`s true.
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Male 3,819
bahahaha

Davy, that`s priceless.

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Male 557
vvv that right there is something i would do knowing it sent an email
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Female 1,231
I lol`d at davy`s story. ^w^
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Male 12,138
So here`s a funny story...

When us modly types ban someone from IAB, we fill in the details of why the ban was in order.

First part of this story, is that most bans are for posting hardcore gay midget porn in the forums. But some are for just being a dick troll, and pissing all the regulars off. Just a 10-14 year old kid, in all probability, who doesn`t know better.

Second part is, I didn`t realise that when we fill in the "reason for ban" details, is that it gets sent to the user as part of an automated email message. Turns out they get a "Sorry, but you have been banned from IAB because *INSERT BAN REASON*"

Now, I thought the ban reason was for mod eyes only, as kind of an audit trail. Turns out, I had no idea that I have sent emails to hundreds of kids (without my knowledge of doing so) along the lines of "Generic f*cktwit. Strongly suspect lack of oxygen during childbirth."

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Female 1,231
I leave for ten minutes and this is how I find things... XD
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Male 557
yes dill, cat`s ass...

actually, that is a bit odd, even for me.

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Male 557
CRAP! HOW DO I CALL AUSTRALIA?!
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Male 1,853
Cat`s ass? I haven`t heard that one before.
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Male 557
oh wow... that right there is impressive lion (calls the police to help him out)
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Male 8,300
I, Lionhart, do solemnly swear decree and avow that:
1. I was only joking about herindoors` cooking
2. I am a mean and heartless bastard for making that joke
3. Her cooking is fantasic
4. I will never say anything like that again
5. I am not saying this because someone promised to never have sex with me again unless I did
6. Nor is she holding a gun to my head while I type this
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Male 886
oh really? since when? I used to mess up the page before
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Male 557
Morn, it`s incredibly easy to get past the limit. I remember Davy explaining how, so I`ll let someone else say how.

well cat`s ass, how?

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Male 1,853
Morn, it`s incredibly easy to get past the limit. I remember Davy explaining how, so I`ll let someone else say how.
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Male 7,933
im starting to suspect that we arent talking about food...
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Male 557
I don`t understand what`s so challenging about eating cow sh*t... you haven`t tasted shewhomustbeobeyed`s cooking.

ha ha ha, oh wow... and also, as a very bullied kid living in rural Tennessee, i have been forced to eat cow poo... and then i got my bowie and threatened them all, they leave me alone now

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Male 12,138
Lionhart, shame on you. I`m telling your wife. In fact, I don`t need to, she reads the forums too.
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Male 557
aero, there is a size limit on pics to keep people from messing up the page
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Male 3,819
prime... Jeezy can. (cough)
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Male 8,300
I don`t understand what`s so challenging about eating cow sh*t... you haven`t tasted shewhomustbeobeyed`s cooking.
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Male 7,933
slash me is lost


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Male 886
so... is there much going on here? I think I`m just gonna find and put up cool pictures of nature and landscapes and stuff as long as no one has any objections to the pictures potentially messing up the page...
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Male 1,853
I`m partial to carrots myself.

Damn, this went from spices to Pel torturing himself, back to food.

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Male 3,819
$5000? I`d consider it sans a 0.
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Male 557
but that doesn`t make sense! give him time to think about it, yes, let him die in jail? ok, but like, 100 years makes more sense, if he survives those 100 years, good for him, let him go out, eat cake, get mad drunk, go to a strip club and die trying to get an erection.
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Male 7,933
You can cook cucumbers into pickles?
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Male 3,819
Psh... cucumbers. What you need to do is take these cucumbers and cook...I mean turn them into pickles. Pickles are where it`s at. Rookies.
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Male 1,078
Morn:

Or can he? Maybe there`s something they`re not telling us.

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Male 12,138
And Pel, what is that price? I mean, how much would it take for someone to pay you to chow down on cow sh*t?

And I defy anyone to say "I would never do it, no matter how much you paid me". Everyone has their price, just some think they`re above it.

I`d demand $5000, up front. I`m a cheap date that way.

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Male 7,933
gives him time to think about it morn
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Male 557
ok, i just saw that kid that got 300 years for facebook abuse... wtf, why even sentence for that long? i mean, it isn`t like he can live all 300 years of it
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Male 1,078
No, "cucumbers" is just a code word for... oh never mind. Yes, cucumbers.
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Male 12,138
Lionhart, what`s up with coffee anyway? I had to go for a blood test today, about 3 o`clock. The told me not to eat anything before the test.

I skipped breakfast. I skipped lunch. I dragged my enfeebled, malnourished and starving cadaver of my former self into the hospital at 3pm. And the first thing they asked me? Did you have coffee today. I said yeah, about 8AM. They said "sorry bub, can`t take no blood, test would be null and void.". From SEVEN HOURS AGO!

I could have snorted crystal meth at lunchtime and it wouldn`t have f*cked up the blood test like coffee apprently can.

Jeez.

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Male 1,853
I`m not wildly sadistic, it`s just that I`ve done it, and become a better person because of it. And I want to... share that knowledge. Yeah, that`s it.
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Male 7,933
so now were talking about cucumbers?
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Male 3,819
Dill just knows how to speak my language.

I would eat cow poo if the price was right.

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Male 1,853
::rimshot x2::

Bring them I might have you stand on a chair or something.

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Male 1,078
It just occurred to me that Dill is wildly sadistic and is willing to give 200$ just to see somebody get hurt.

Hm, strangely I see nothing wrong with that.

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Male 8,300
[quote]prime[/quote]

We were NEVER talking about tomatoes dude, "tomatoes" was just a code word for... cucumbers.

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Male 557
HELL YEAH! AN OPEN FORUM!

HELL NO! POSSIBLY THE LAST ONE EVER!?!?

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Male 3,819
Kneepads? You`re a tall kid, right?
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Male 1,853
Pel, there ARE other ways you can make a quick 200$ with me... bring your kneepads. ;-)
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Male 1,078
Lion:

Wikipedia is awesome.

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Male 3,819
(rimshot)

... ouch, dill. Ouch.

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Male 7,933
im thinking.. what if you throw it down your throat
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Male 1,853
You`re Wee Man, aren`t you?
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Male 8,300
You could always commit suicide by coffee, it takes a lot less than most people think...

Blah blah depends on your weight blah blah about 150 to 200 milligrams per kilogram of body mass, roughly 80 to 100 cups of coffee for an average adult [within 24 hours">
Wikipedia

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Male 3,819
Plus, I`m still convinced I could somehow pull it off. I would love 200 dollars right now.
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Male 1,078
Prime:

Do it? Plz? I SAID PLEASE.

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Male 3,819
They once made a documentary about my life... it`s called Jackass.
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Male 3,819
I`m trying it, regardless. This video sounds like solid gold, baby!
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Male 7,933
well that isnt comforting tornado
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Male 1,853
DON`T TELL HIM! He won`t do it and we won`t get a video of it!
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Male 1,078
Peloos:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?...

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?...

Mind you, I`m not discouraging you. By all means, do it. We could use some entertainment.

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Male 7,933
are we still talking about tomatoes?
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Male 12,138
Congrats nakoninja. Welcome to a higher realm of consciousness.
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Male 8,300
[quote]nakoninja
this is the first post i have ever made in an OF... EVER lol[/quote]

We can tell! You didn`t do the Special Secret First Comment of the Day words before you spoke! How rude!

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Male 3,819
Wtf? Does this poo expand in your throat or something?

I`ve always heard tales of people doing this but never actually tried it, or seen anybody try it.

I just figured it was like the 7 crackers thing... or the time I tried to eat a pooload of nutmeg at work... or the time I sniffed smelling salts just to see what they were like.

I just realized how curious/stupid am.

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Male 1,078
Yea and I started selling foie gras at age 9. Braised pork belly with chanterelles and porcinis with a red-wine demiglaise and roasted veggies at age 12.

...Maybe I`m going overboard on the food innuendos.

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Male 12,138
Bless you open forum, I missed you.
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Male 1,853
If you satisfy the conditions to the letter and I can get you the money some way.
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Male 7,933
are you serious about the 200?
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Male 354
this is the first post i have ever made in an OF... EVER lol
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Male 1,853
Prime, you can`t die.

And Lion, I started young. I started selling my bod--candy at age 8.

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Male 907
"Is there really some sort of danger I`m facing by trying this? I don`t mind nausea... or actually puking."

Death by suffocation.

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Male 8,300
[quote]peloos
I don`t mind nausea... or actually puking[/quote]

Well that`s good, because... oh you`ll find out.

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Male 1,853
You won`t puke, but you definitely won`t feel as good as you did before. And remember, you only get the 200$ if you swallow ALL of it, after putting it all your mouth at once. Otherwise, no deal. Plus no water until it`s over.
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Male 7,933
yeah pel. you could die.

notice how ill still do it for 200

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Male 3,819
Is there really some sort of danger I`m facing by trying this? I don`t mind nausea... or actually puking.
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Male 1,078
Yea.

Hm, how do we do that online?

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Male 8,300
> dilldog123
> How much do these tomatoes cost per pound, Lion? I think I might just want some for the first time in 10 years.

OMG you were smoking I mean eating tomatoes at 3-7 years old???

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Male 12,138
Tornado, I hear ya. You mean, leave a shovel in broad daylight and if they try to use it to escape, shoot them on the spot?
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Male 1,853
Whatever happens to you, Peloos, is not my responsibility. You`re doing this under your own power, my friend.
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Male 7,933
If I go to the grocery store, ill buy it and try it too
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Male 1,078
I love tomatoes...goes well with parmesan cheese. *winks*

And romano too. Maybe in a salsa.

*gets confused about what`s what in his innuendos*

Also, Davy, I`m thinking we treat the ebaumers like POWs. Well, but not too well, always an eye on them, know what i`m saying?

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Male 7,933
its not gonna be a live stream if i do it

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Male 1,853
How much do these tomatoes cost per pound, Lion? I think I might just want some for the first time in 10 years.
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Male 3,819
I`ll try this before the night is over, dill. I promise.

And yes, it will all be on video.

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Male 2,028
It`s Davy! Huzzah!
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Male 3,819
Lion, you always struck me as a tomato farmer.
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Male 1,853
Not if you want the money, Prime.

Drink all you want after I say you`ve finished it all.

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Male 12,138
eBaums newbs? Where? *Hoists I-A-B Mod-Issue Spamblaster MkII with Chainsaw Bayonet attachment*

Be good, and there`s no reason for me to take this motherdrater off safety...

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Male 8,300
> dilldog123
> 30 minutes on the street corner will get me

LOL reminds me of MY bad old days, mate rang up and said "hey, heading to Hobart for the weekend, wanna come?" and I`m like "No money dude, when you leaving?" He says "an hour or so" so I go get a couple of... um... tomatoes on tick, turn them into 3 tomatoes and sell them, buy more tomatoes, turn them into 6 and sell them, buy more etc etc. An hour later when we left for Hobart I`d paid back the initial "tick" and had $800 in my pocket :-)

Er... not that I`m encouraging the use or sale of tomatoes.

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Male 907
Pssh, that`s easy... Go to a hospital, and tell them your going to eat a spoonful of cinnamon and tell them to force feed it down your throat.
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Male 3,819
I could so pull that off!
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Male 7,933
can i drink water?
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Male 1,853
And delta, it wouldn`t reach his stomach, I would bet.

And I already know your address, Pel. Look out your window.

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Female 1,231
I`m still wondering how it can be done without choking to death.

I actually tricked my cousin into it once... pretty drating funny, if you ask me. =D

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Male 3,819
That would require a bank account... I think?
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Male 1,853
You`d need to eat a spoon full of cinnamon. Not the cinnamon sugar little girl poo. Real cinnamon. You have 5 minutes to do it, and you have to pour all of the cinnamon in your mouth at the same time. If you spit any out, or it falls out, you get nothing from me except my laughter.
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Male 1,958
Paypal.
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Male 7,933
how much do i have to eat?
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Male 3,819
Hell, I would do it for 60 bucks. But then again, this would require dill to have my address.
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Male 1,853
Not worth it to him, but the entertainment to money spent ratio is astronomical.
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Male 1,958
But how`s your stomach?
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Male 3,819
I have the endurance of a tiger.

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Male 1,958
Don`t do it Pel. Not worth it.
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Male 1,853
I`m dead serious, but I`m starting to think about bumping it down to $200. If you somehow manage to do it, I don`t want to wipe out my funds. Although I seriously doubt you could.

And prime, that`s why OF`s can be better than chat.

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Female 1,231
Good luck peloos.

Uh... I almost typed it as "peelos." >.> Sorry, buddy.

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Male 7,933
ill do it for 150
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Male 2,028
THE NUTMEG MASTER. o_O
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Male 7,933
this is just like the IAB chat!

But without red posting so much its impossible to read and type sentences

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Male 3,819
dill, if you`re dead serious, I`ll try it.

If I fail, I at least made a funny video out of it.

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Male 1,078
While we`re on the subject of nutmeg...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0N0oFQjs...

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Female 1,690
Hi Gandho! Hi Peloony!
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Male 7,933
lol dill.


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Female 1,690
Primeyyyy! ^________^
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Male 3,819
Gandhi... I`m gonna start calling you the Nutmeg Master.

Oh, hi Reesey.

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Male 1,853
I have 450 in my wallet right now, and 30 minutes on the street corner will get me the othe--I mean, I have the money.
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Male 2,028
REESES! Yay... :-D
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Female 1,231
Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
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Male 7,933
weeseypweesey?

and celts suck tornado

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Male 2,028
You can get high off of nutmeg, it`s a hallucinogen... after 6 hours or so, and you have to consume a significant amount too, and it can kill you if you have too much. It also messes you up for a while too if you use to much.
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Female 1,690
HAWRAWRAWRAWRAWR!
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Male 7,933
Imma consider that dill
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Male 3,819
You don`t have $500 to waste like that.
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Male 1,853
Delta, I was fooled by my brother into doing it, I feel her pain. I just want to see someone else gullible/stupid enough to do it.
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Male 1,078
Hmmm I haven`t seen anybody hold prime back for a while. Might be the last OF to see that.

Btw, Prime, what`s up with that?

Oh, and go Celts. Sry, had to.

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Male 1,958
Dill, no. I made Amanda do that and she threw up.
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Male 2,028
*googles sriracha*
Uh, yes, I think so.
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Male 7,933
congrats amaq!
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Male 1,853
On the subject of spices, I believe that cinnamon is a spice. Right?

Anyway, I`ll gladly mail $500 (Or myself if you don`t want the money) to anyone who can eat a spoon full of cinnamon, NOT cinnamon sugar, without drinking anything or taking a break. It would have to be all at once, or no deal. Make a video and I`m sure we`ll all love watching you make a fool of yourself.

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Male 1,078
Gandhi:

Are you referring to siracha? Love that stuff.

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Male 2,028
Ooh, I have this really really... really good chili garlic hot sauce. It`s amazing. Too bad we`re almost out. :-(
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Male 1,078
I agree that both cliantro and garlic can be eaten on everything.

What`s that thing about the last OF ever?

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Male 1,853
Mom got garlic bread from Meijer today...I can`t wait..oh my god. I WANT IT NOW.
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Female 1,231
Garlic is made of win and topped with awesome sauce.
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Male 2,028
I think garlic can be put on (almost) everything. Mmm...
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Male 1,958
Fire, now I know what i can do
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Female 1,231
Really? I love it. Put it in everything.
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Male 2,028
Cilantro... is meh... it can be okay, but I personally don`t enjoy it in many foods.
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Female 1,231
On a random note, cilantro is magic. It can make even a package of 12-cent ramen taste delicious.
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Male 2,028
I don`t... ^_^
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Male 1,958
So who plans on getting poofaced in honor of this OF?
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Male 147
Why isn`t the winning caption here? There`s no point to having a contest when you can`t see the winner.
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Male 2,028
::cccchhht::

Message received, commence plan R44.
Over.

::cccchhht::

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Male 3,819
::cccchhht::

We have a CODE RED, in the new OF.
I repeat, we have a CODE RED.
Over.

::ccchhht::

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Male 2,028
Well Peloos, if she does, then at least it`ll be fast.
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Male 3,819
Hopefully, redhead doesn`t catch wind of this. xD
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Male 2,028
Pff, I already had social awkwardness.
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Male 1,958
Don`t let your friends start using OFs. It leads to worse things like Chats, then social awkwardness in real life.
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Male 3,819
Hippos!
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Male 216
tradition with people you dont know... old times with people you dont know...
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Male 2,028
I use the chat room, I just love OFs. Hmm... what to discuss now...
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Male 3,819
They OFs were my gateway drug on IAB.
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Male 886
yeah, gandhi, me too. I never use the chat room.
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Male 2,028
I agree with firefliet.
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Male 1,958
Nostalgia is fun
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Female 1,231
I know that there`s a chat now... but Open Forums are a tradition. I know they can`t be all the time, but every now and then, on holidays, can we have one? For old times` sake?
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Male 2,028
I hope this OF at least goes quicker than the last one.
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Male 511
just giving a shoutout with my original account

this is silver
that is all

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Female 5,139
aww i only just noticed an open forum, and im going to bed! dammit..

well doen amaq xD
enjoy your t-shirt hehe xxx

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Female 9,572
Open Fourms outsourced to chats, sorta like america, but with no bad economy.
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Male 818
same here gandhi
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Male 3,819
I`m not sure marcus. The last time fancy said no more OFs, he put one up 2 days later. Maybe he just likes to keep us in suspense...

::bites nails::

... but yeah, anyhoo, I`ll be on the chat. I might be in later. Have fun, kids.

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Male 2,028
I still love the Open Forums.
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Male 818
ok i just have to stop by and and bid farewell to possibly the last OF
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Male 1,958
Better yet. Fancy. I know we have the chat now. I`m honestly surprised to see an OF.
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Female 9,572
Finally, an open fourm. Now I don`t have to feel stupid again. Last one though?
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Male 764
I wont be contributing, ill be in the chat

you wont get my homemade Gifs and jpgs in this OF D:

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Male 2,028
I`m here. :-)
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Male 1,958
Pel, is this really the last OF?
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Male 564
Which one won, again?
why last open forum??
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Female 1,231
Thanks Lazy. I love it too.
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Female 1,231
Well, my caption sure as sucked, but at least I tried.

Congrats to amaqdrinker, you have outsmarted us all, you clever bastard.

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Male 10,440
I love your avatar firefliet.
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Male 10,440
The winning caption was better than mine so congrats to whoever that is. I just wish more entries got a chance.
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Female 1,231
Last open forum? Can I have a drawn-out death wail, please?

Urgh... I used to haunt ebaumsworld, ages and ages ago. I hope some of them get redirected to other sites... maybe we could post some links to 4chan, and they`d all scurry thataway.

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Male 3,819
Well if this is the last OF ever, I feel obligated to participate...
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Male 10,440
Why have an open forum if u have a chat already?
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Male 9,305
Congratulations T shirt winner!
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Male 92
whoo! death to ebaum... that site wasnt very entertaining anyway...

TO ALL EBAUM VISITORS... WE BRING YOU INTO THE IAB FAMILY... ruler? fancylad...

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Male 976
Um... Destruction of Ebaum`s = the enlightenment of IAB?... I think not.
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Male 1,958
Why have an open forum?
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Male 541
R.I.P ebaums world. i never liked that site anyway...personally i thought it was stupid.
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Male 20,917
Link: Caption If You Can #14: Results And Moar! [Rate Link] - Congrats to amaqdrinker, couldn`tve gone to a cooler regular. Also, a few notes and possibly the last Open Forum ever!?!
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