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Date: 02/13/09 04:40 PM

49 Responses to Brandon`s First Motocross Race

  1. Profile photo of ne028
    ne028 Male 18-29
    889 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 4:15 pm
    Link: Brandon`s First Motocross Race - A kid races his dirt bike for the first time and fails awesomely.
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    doomncandy Female 18-29
    128 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 4:56 pm
    hahaha, "SHHHhhiiiittttt......"
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    aero Male 18-29
    886 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 5:04 pm
    lol, I`ve been trying to watch this video for the past ten minutes and I finally got it to load somehow and forgot what the comment said about waiting to the end. So I was wondering why I wasted my time trying to watch it and was then humorously relieved.
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    iceman88pjf Male 18-29
    16 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 5:11 pm
    Wow, this kid shouldn`t be racing. He doesn`t even know how to handle small tabletops. I`ve been dirtbiking for a long time now and can safely say his jumping technique is terrible.

    Props for getting back in the bike though, good man.

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    hi2pi Male 30-39
    736 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    d`oh!
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    uunnfair_4ol Female 18-29
    147 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 5:21 pm
    That kid is very enthusiastic. Once he gets into the idea of braking and bracing, he`ll be alright. Bloody hilarious, at that.
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    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 5:29 pm
    Heh, I guess everyone has to start somewhere.
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    Sajo Male 18-29
    436 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 5:34 pm
    AH HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!

    Nice. He fails at life.

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    fillemorte Female 18-29
    741 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 5:36 pm
    Once you fall down, get up and try again..if you don`t make it that time, become a drug addict.
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    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 5:46 pm
    oh deary me lol... he really should question wether he should be a dirtbike racer though he doesnt even look as though he has had that much practice jumping
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    February 13, 2009 at 5:52 pm
    Advice puppy says:
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    1337_mod Male 13-17
    153 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 6:02 pm
    wow just wow...
    the first time he was being a show off
    the second time just proved he sucks
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    papasmurfe Male 18-29
    323 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 6:12 pm
    wow, seemed like he had no idea wtf he was doin. that first crash reminded me of my picture **shudders**
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    Drawstring Male 18-29
    90 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 6:26 pm
    Damn all of you must be bro freaking dirt bikers.. couple things to take in consideration, its his FIRST race... called nerves make you forget some stuff... also he looks like he isn`t used to the bike, maybe he is just coming off a 125 which def rides different then a 4 stroke 250.
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    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 6:38 pm
    tee hee...

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    emzrok Female 13-17
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    February 13, 2009 at 7:23 pm
    "bahaha , so funny ... i know every1 hates this but , FIRST POST"

    you can get banned for that, dont >_< its stupid that people actually care so much, but thats the way it is.

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    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 8:08 pm
    lol Drawstring just busted out his mental library of Bike info and edjumacated us...
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    Gn0m3 Male 18-29
    421 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 8:21 pm
    Wow I think I just got mind raped by drawstrings superior and clearly useful knowledge
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    Mrsparks795 Male 13-17
    326 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 8:26 pm
    i agree, gn0m3,

    i was mind raped by drawstring, too ;)

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    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 8:38 pm
    lol @ *FLAIL!* It`s a perfect spread eagle! I love it!

    And thank you, Drawstring, for enlightening me that much more about the fine art of motocross/dirtbike/whatever racing.

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    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 8:44 pm
    thats 4 coutns of rape drawstring. well, 5 now.
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    whtevr Female 40-49
    914 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 8:47 pm
    I love how the dad is like "he`s alright, he`s alright"
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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3243 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 8:56 pm
    I thought 7`s were lucky!
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 9:30 pm
    He definitely needs more 7`s LOL!
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    Baelzar Male 40-49
    1399 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 10:10 pm
    That was awesome!

    Wheeeeeeeee I`m FLYIN

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    kcpd2050 Male 40-49
    330 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 10:57 pm
    I didn`t know the special olympics had motorcross racing.
  27. Profile photo of ThatWasFunny
    ThatWasFunny Male 18-29
    701 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 11:17 pm
    Wow I did not see that coming. lol
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    graphfix Male 13-17
    109 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 11:35 pm
    well ... that`s his first race ...
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    February 14, 2009 at 12:39 am
    Look Ma, no hands!
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    kinkkitty620 Female 18-29
    69 posts
    February 14, 2009 at 1:09 am
    o wow..
    i knew he was going to fall again towards the end but not so epic like that!
    that`ll do brandon...that`ll do
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    Mah_Boi Male 18-29
    606 posts
    February 14, 2009 at 1:30 am
    Expected another fall. Got it in spades.
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    jamesuyt Male 13-17
    680 posts
    February 14, 2009 at 3:23 am
    Didn`t look like he even TRIED to turn...
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    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    February 14, 2009 at 3:49 am
    He was trying to leave
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    peterboner Male 18-29
    162 posts
    February 14, 2009 at 5:06 am
    Sometimes, you are just not cut out for certain things. Dad needs to have a talk with Brandon.
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    in2gooh Female 18-29
    317 posts
    February 14, 2009 at 5:39 am
    aaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha epic!
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    BigBossDogg Male 30-39
    132 posts
    February 14, 2009 at 6:46 am
    Poor kid looked completey out of place, it didnt even look like he knew how to ride or hit a jump for that matter. Ah well at least he tried.
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    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    February 14, 2009 at 7:33 am
    best exit ever.
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    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1682 posts
    February 14, 2009 at 8:54 am
    lmao. nice XDD he just went right over that wall XD
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    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    February 14, 2009 at 9:07 am
    Seems like he feels neither pain nor embarrassment...
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    airsofter1 Male 18-29
    1090 posts
    February 14, 2009 at 10:24 am
    points for trying. if someone handed me a bike that day and was like u wanna race i wouldnt. i9f he did practice tho this is hilarious
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    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    February 14, 2009 at 11:58 am
    This kid is much better off playing dirt bike racing video games. He has 0 coordination, and, you can`t really teach that. I play guitar because I can`t play drums. He should play video games because he`s obviously not very athletic.
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    mxchick617 Female 18-29
    340 posts
    February 14, 2009 at 1:30 pm
    Drawstring....it`s called "practice" you don`t go from one bike to another without practicing first, you have to get used to how it runs. I have been to races every single week for 8-10 years and have never seen anything like that before. Either that kid just plain sucks or he started racing a couple days after getting that bike.
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    Drawstring Male 18-29
    90 posts
    February 14, 2009 at 3:28 pm
    i didnt say that he didnt suck. Its just every one was like omg he sucks so bad he needs to just quit riding. Thats fudgeed up like ryan here, he doesnt know that kid... he has seen 1 min of rididng by him and he is sayin he should quit
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    syke22 Male 18-29
    1136 posts
    February 14, 2009 at 4:52 pm
    lolfail
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    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    February 14, 2009 at 5:47 pm
    "
    i didnt say that he didnt suck. Its just every one was like omg he sucks so bad he needs to just quit riding. Thats fudgeed up like ryan here, he doesnt know that kid... he has seen 1 min of rididng by him and he is sayin he should quit"

    Unless he can somehow coordinate himself, he`s gonna get seriously hurt, seriously soon :P He froze up like 5 seconds before hitting a wall, didnt brake, didnt turn, just ate sh*t.

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    JimboH Male 30-39
    603 posts
    February 14, 2009 at 8:40 pm
    Some people aren`t cut out to be dirtbike racers.
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    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
    1556 posts
    February 15, 2009 at 2:18 pm
    Waht a great kid.
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    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
    612 posts
    February 15, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    It would`ve been cooler if he landed in the back of the truck
  49. Profile photo of T-Rev
    T-Rev Male 18-29
    17 posts
    February 15, 2009 at 10:27 pm
    what a trooper...

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