Brandon`s First Motocross Race

Submitted by: ne028 8 years ago Funny

A kid races his dirt bike for the first time and fails awesomely. [Please wait until the end of this one.]
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Male 17
what a trooper...
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Male 612
It would`ve been cooler if he landed in the back of the truck
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Male 1,556
Waht a great kid.
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Male 603
Some people aren`t cut out to be dirtbike racers.
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Male 2,486
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i didnt say that he didnt suck. Its just every one was like omg he sucks so bad he needs to just quit riding. Thats fudgeed up like ryan here, he doesnt know that kid... he has seen 1 min of rididng by him and he is sayin he should quit"

Unless he can somehow coordinate himself, he`s gonna get seriously hurt, seriously soon :P He froze up like 5 seconds before hitting a wall, didnt brake, didnt turn, just ate sh*t.

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Male 1,136
lolfail
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Male 90
i didnt say that he didnt suck. Its just every one was like omg he sucks so bad he needs to just quit riding. Thats fudgeed up like ryan here, he doesnt know that kid... he has seen 1 min of rididng by him and he is sayin he should quit
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Female 340
Drawstring....it`s called "practice" you don`t go from one bike to another without practicing first, you have to get used to how it runs. I have been to races every single week for 8-10 years and have never seen anything like that before. Either that kid just plain sucks or he started racing a couple days after getting that bike.
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Male 2,486
This kid is much better off playing dirt bike racing video games. He has 0 coordination, and, you can`t really teach that. I play guitar because I can`t play drums. He should play video games because he`s obviously not very athletic.
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Male 1,089
points for trying. if someone handed me a bike that day and was like u wanna race i wouldnt. i9f he did practice tho this is hilarious
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Male 1,244
Seems like he feels neither pain nor embarrassment...
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Female 1,682
lmao. nice XDD he just went right over that wall XD
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Male 1,220
best exit ever.
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Male 132
Poor kid looked completey out of place, it didnt even look like he knew how to ride or hit a jump for that matter. Ah well at least he tried.
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Female 317
aaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha epic!
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Male 162
Sometimes, you are just not cut out for certain things. Dad needs to have a talk with Brandon.
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Male 2,388
He was trying to leave
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Male 680
Didn`t look like he even TRIED to turn...
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Male 606
Expected another fall. Got it in spades.
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Female 69
o wow..
i knew he was going to fall again towards the end but not so epic like that!
that`ll do brandon...that`ll do
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Female 15,763
Look Ma, no hands!
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Male 109
well ... that`s his first race ...
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Male 701
Wow I did not see that coming. lol
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Male 330
I didn`t know the special olympics had motorcross racing.
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Male 1,399
That was awesome!

Wheeeeeeeee I`m FLYIN

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Male 17,512
He definitely needs more 7`s LOL!
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Male 3,415
I thought 7`s were lucky!
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Female 913
I love how the dad is like "he`s alright, he`s alright"
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Male 906
thats 4 coutns of rape drawstring. well, 5 now.
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Female 1,545
lol @ *FLAIL!* It`s a perfect spread eagle! I love it!

And thank you, Drawstring, for enlightening me that much more about the fine art of motocross/dirtbike/whatever racing.

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Male 326
i agree, gn0m3,

i was mind raped by drawstring, too ;)

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Male 420
Wow I think I just got mind raped by drawstrings superior and clearly useful knowledge
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Male 2,199
lol Drawstring just busted out his mental library of Bike info and edjumacated us...
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Female 1,306
"bahaha , so funny ... i know every1 hates this but , FIRST POST"

you can get banned for that, dont >_< its stupid that people actually care so much, but thats the way it is.

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Male 845
tee hee...

[yay]

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Male 90
Damn all of you must be bro freaking dirt bikers.. couple things to take in consideration, its his FIRST race... called nerves make you forget some stuff... also he looks like he isn`t used to the bike, maybe he is just coming off a 125 which def rides different then a 4 stroke 250.
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Male 323
wow, seemed like he had no idea wtf he was doin. that first crash reminded me of my picture **shudders**
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Male 153
wow just wow...
the first time he was being a show off
the second time just proved he sucks
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Male 4,680
Advice puppy says:
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Male 1,164
oh deary me lol... he really should question wether he should be a dirtbike racer though he doesnt even look as though he has had that much practice jumping
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Female 741
Once you fall down, get up and try again..if you don`t make it that time, become a drug addict.
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Male 436
AH HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!

Nice. He fails at life.

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Male 3,255
Heh, I guess everyone has to start somewhere.
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Female 147
That kid is very enthusiastic. Once he gets into the idea of braking and bracing, he`ll be alright. Bloody hilarious, at that.
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Male 736
d`oh!
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Male 16
Wow, this kid shouldn`t be racing. He doesn`t even know how to handle small tabletops. I`ve been dirtbiking for a long time now and can safely say his jumping technique is terrible.

Props for getting back in the bike though, good man.

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Male 886
lol, I`ve been trying to watch this video for the past ten minutes and I finally got it to load somehow and forgot what the comment said about waiting to the end. So I was wondering why I wasted my time trying to watch it and was then humorously relieved.
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Female 128
hahaha, "SHHHhhiiiittttt......"
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Male 889
Link: Brandon`s First Motocross Race [Rate Link] - A kid races his dirt bike for the first time and fails awesomely. [Please wait until the end of this one.]
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