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Date: 02/20/09 03:21 PM

91 Responses to Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18829 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 3:25 pm
    Link: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes - He was killed when his chair exploded, sending chunks of metal into his rectum. The bleeding this caused killed him.
  2. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 3:34 pm
    Only you could post something like this, fancy.
  3. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    I think when I hear stories like this, I feel the worst when I imagine relatives having to explain to people how they lost him.

    This is also kind of scary.

    ::looks at chair::

  4. Profile photo of andystevens
    andystevens Male 18-29
    247 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    Funny how he did not rectally bleed on said office chair. Funny how AP did not run with this well written "story."
  5. Profile photo of perhapsmaybe
    perhapsmaybe Female 18-29
    446 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    *looks down at chair*
  6. Profile photo of outfire
    outfire Male 13-17
    524 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    Well, if this is real....
    (pushes chair across room and eyes suspiciously)
  7. Profile photo of Hazman
    Hazman Male 13-17
    92 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    Annnnd i have switched to a wooden stool, thanks...
  8. Profile photo of ne028
    ne028 Male 18-29
    889 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 3:53 pm
    baal, chair death statistics, NOW.
  9. Profile photo of CharlieA
    CharlieA Male 18-29
    502 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 3:54 pm
    Thank goodness we are seeing news stories on IAB from credible sources like Adam Frucci`s blog and not The Sun. "The bleeding this caused killed him." Pretty much sums it up, fancy. lol
  10. Profile photo of mjfoxman
    mjfoxman Male 18-29
    336 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    dear god ouch
  11. Profile photo of BirdOfHermes
    BirdOfHermes Male 13-17
    294 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    ouch
  12. Profile photo of dutchboy93
    dutchboy93 Male 13-17
    45 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 3:57 pm
    A bit sad, and that should definitely go up on the list of most painful ways to die, but still a bit funny.
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    peterboner Male 18-29
    162 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 4:02 pm
    "baal, chair death statistics, NOW."

    lol! I am sure Professor IAB will be along with a dissertation on the odds of this happening. But seriously, there are people here who think this is real? Seriously, that is scarier than exploding chairs.

  14. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 4:12 pm
    Umm...right.
  15. Profile photo of EvilBloop
    EvilBloop Male 18-29
    93 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 4:17 pm
    I feel like a jerk but...
    I`m laughing so hard I`m crying.
  16. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 4:20 pm
    So, technically, you could say he was anally raped because unwanted insertion of an object into the body occured...Ouch.
  17. Profile photo of wertfoo
    wertfoo Male 30-39
    21 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 4:20 pm
    obviously fake, no bloody anal juices covering chair.
  18. Profile photo of matsuri_aka
    matsuri_aka Female 18-29
    252 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 4:27 pm
    Mythbusters!
  19. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 4:31 pm
    Geez, because of this I switched to sitting on wooden chairs. >_>
  20. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 4:35 pm
    Yea, everyone knows that a standard office chair holds enough pressure to take out half of the building at ANY MINUTE!!!! and fire is usually involved....big fire ball assplosion, happens all the time.
    We lost four people in accounting this year to this.
  21. Profile photo of BrainBits
    BrainBits Male 30-39
    445 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 4:35 pm
    Yeah, I call shenanigans. Where`s the blood?
  22. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    wow. fake ill bet.
  23. Profile photo of rjmccrthy
    rjmccrthy Male 13-17
    62 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    See? Thats what hapens with sh#t made in China. It explodes your rectum.
  24. Profile photo of Traxus
    Traxus Male 13-17
    105 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 4:42 pm
    I was thinking about how I use those chairs at college, then realized i was using one now.
  25. Profile photo of Deepeyes
    Deepeyes Male 18-29
    151 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 4:43 pm
    Epic post tag fail... `the bleeding this caused kill him`?
  26. Profile photo of ChronicJ
    ChronicJ Male 18-29
    353 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 4:49 pm
    "Epic post tag fail... `the bleeding this caused kill him`?"

    Fail? How? Did you not read the fake article, Dr. Massengill?

  27. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 4:51 pm
    imagine having to explain that...
  28. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 5:02 pm
    1 boy 1 chair anyone?
  29. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 5:19 pm
    i don`t believe it.
  30. Profile photo of AJester
    AJester Male 18-29
    63 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 5:27 pm
    You guys are non-nice individuals. A kid drating died. Yeah, I`m talking to you as well Willowpuff.
  31. Profile photo of andystevens
    andystevens Male 18-29
    247 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 5:41 pm
    Like AJest said... Shame on you willowpuff for making light of the death of a nonexistent kid who got killed in a fake incident that did not happen. I don`t know how you live with yourself.
  32. Profile photo of perhapsmaybe
    perhapsmaybe Female 18-29
    446 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 5:48 pm
    clearly, the boy must not have been wearing pants.
  33. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 5:55 pm
    Wow probably one of those one in a million occurances but damn what an unlucky draw.
  34. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 6:08 pm
    Umh... Now I have to be afraid of chairs, too. I`m already paranoid that a bed spring is gonna come shooting out of my bed and impale me.
  35. Profile photo of White_Wolfos
    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1143 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 6:38 pm
    BOOM, HEA--
    Uhm...
    Rectum... `splsion...
    Ow.
    o_o
  36. Profile photo of Gn0m3
    Gn0m3 Male 18-29
    421 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    lol, sounds kinda like that one man, one jar video..
  37. Profile photo of HexedGoth
    HexedGoth Male 13-17
    4 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 7:17 pm
    BOOM ASS SHOT lol
  38. Profile photo of LadyIsis
    LadyIsis Female 18-29
    403 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 7:20 pm
    .....ouch
  39. Profile photo of willem199
    willem199 Male 13-17
    149 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 7:23 pm
    OW OW OW
  40. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 7:26 pm
    Ohh sweet! We can get rid of those pesky Electric Chairs and execute criminals with a simple Orifice Chair.
  41. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 7:26 pm
    That had to hurt.
  42. Profile photo of PhuxPro
    PhuxPro Male 13-17
    70 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 7:31 pm
    Holy crap, I`m not sitting on one of those chairs until that theory`s debunked!
  43. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
    761 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 8:12 pm
    Like the world couldn`t get anymore scary.I never thought I`d see the day where crazy exploding chairs ranked right up there with crazy central park rapists. unbefriggenlievable.
  44. Profile photo of langdonhill
    langdonhill Male 18-29
    506 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 8:16 pm
    MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!!
  45. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 8:19 pm
    My fiance is sitting in one of those chairs right now. lol
  46. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1264 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 8:20 pm
    Investigators were stumped until they caught sight of the label on the back of the chair:
    `Made in China`.
  47. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1264 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 8:21 pm
    Remember kids

    LETHAL!

  48. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 9:16 pm
    Heh, I got nothing on the office chair death. I`ve heard this before, but that seemed to just be an unsubstantiated rumor.

    I tried looking up how much pressure is in one of those things from the manufacturer sites in Germany and China but still no progress.

    .... maybe professor IAB needs a research assistant. Volunteers?

  49. Profile photo of sarahxoxo
    sarahxoxo Female 18-29
    493 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 9:25 pm
    I know it`s not real but I`m still never sitting in one of those chairs again. I`m quite content with my rock hard wooden chair.
  50. Profile photo of zucedamoose
    zucedamoose Male 13-17
    60 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 9:27 pm
    MYTHBUSTERS! everyone email this and maybe they`ll do it

  51. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 9:55 pm
    I sit on a sofa at home, and my office chairs aren`t anything like these. (No gas pressure springs).
  52. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 9:59 pm
    Um...

    *gets off of desk chair*

    D:

  53. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 10:01 pm
    Good thing my chair isn`t one of those crappy Chinese ones.
  54. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 10:17 pm
    Anyone read the comments?
    Here, I`ll quote:

    "Rectum? Damn near killed him!"

    Wow.

  55. Profile photo of whtevr
    whtevr Female 40-49
    914 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 10:33 pm
    "In other news, I am working from a beanbag from now on. Sweet merciful crap"--lol!
  56. Profile photo of Morteyur
    Morteyur Male 18-29
    155 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 11:27 pm
    i dont try my chair now. tho its old and most likely is dead already...i dunno. i want a beanbag now...
  57. Profile photo of graphfix
    graphfix Male 13-17
    109 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 11:28 pm
    is it just me or there are more and more people dying/accident because of their ass ? the other day was the thing with the airgun in the crack O_O
  58. Profile photo of WRNKLDTITFUZ
    WRNKLDTITFUZ Male 18-29
    313 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 11:38 pm
    After viewing the source of a source of a source of a source of this article^,
    there is a quote in particular, in this article (http://datefile.iza.ne.jp/blog/entry/918285/);
    that stands out....

    To save you the trouble, the quote of interest translates to:

    "It`s like a land mine is buried below the butt!"

    Well said.

  59. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 12:03 am
    "Rectum? Damn near killed him!"

    I stared at that for like 4 minutes before understanding it, and laughing WAY harder than is appropriate.

    >_>

  60. Profile photo of kermitgreen
    kermitgreen Female 30-39
    187 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 12:11 am
    ouch.
  61. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1264 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 1:26 am
    "Rectum? Damn near killed him!"

    Oh. Wow.

  62. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 2:10 am
    thats how i wanna go..massive rectal bleeding.
  63. Profile photo of JacobTrue13
    JacobTrue13 Male 18-29
    260 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 2:36 am
    Holy broomrape I`m sitting on a chair like that right now...

    Ah well. I like to live dangerously...

  64. Profile photo of SarahJ86
    SarahJ86 Female 18-29
    495 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 3:31 am
    wow
  65. Profile photo of demonbunny
    demonbunny Male 13-17
    164 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 4:31 am
    I`m looking forward to see this on `mythbusters`
  66. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 4:38 am
    demonbunny i totally agree with you
  67. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 4:41 am
    Baal: these people will probably know, their email address is at the bottom of the page.
  68. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1264 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 5:20 am
    Im sitting on one right now, but then again, I like to live life on the edge of my seat.

    I`m to scared to sit on the rest of it.

  69. Profile photo of dreadqueen00
    dreadqueen00 Female 18-29
    331 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 6:19 am
    *sits on wooden chair*
    Poor kid...that probably makes the top five list of "Worst Possible Ways To Die."
  70. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 6:20 am
    this looks like the work of my old nemesis the analator.... *TO THE DAVECAVE!*
  71. Profile photo of BlooPikachu
    BlooPikachu Female 18-29
    346 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 6:22 am
    What a crappy way to die...
  72. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 6:57 am
    That`s got to be the worst ever way to get famous.
  73. Profile photo of katybugbebo
    katybugbebo Female 30-39
    40 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 7:05 am
    hmmm think I will use a kitchen chair to sit at the computer today
  74. Profile photo of CowbellPanda
    CowbellPanda Male 18-29
    28 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 8:02 am
    I`ve just been converted to Beanbag chairs...
  75. Profile photo of hamalina
    hamalina Male 18-29
    131 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 8:59 am
    I think that somebody is either fascinated with "anal", or thinks that by using that word in some way to deliver those news would intrigue people a lot more than just "Boy dies from exploding chair".

    I wouldn`t be surprised if other news get to be phrased like that in the future as well, "Guy suicides orally with a gun". Or ads, for that matter, "buy Kakke, the latest trend in facial sunglasses!".

  76. Profile photo of Mah_Boi
    Mah_Boi Male 18-29
    606 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 9:32 am
    Thank god I`m sitting on a regular old chair right now...
  77. Profile photo of Anonikitty
    Anonikitty Female 18-29
    27 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 10:12 am
    Someone buy me a new chair while I take this evil one outside and shoot it...
  78. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 11:09 am
    What a crappy way to die... for an heterosexual
  79. Profile photo of syke22
    syke22 Male 18-29
    1136 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 11:16 am
    I`m going to go update my Worst Ways to Die list
  80. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 11:54 am
    hamalina: "buy Kakke"

    lol

  81. Profile photo of Harijuku
    Harijuku Female 18-29
    390 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 12:55 pm
    oh HELL no!
  82. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 1:03 pm
    Holy pneumatic butt death Batman!
  83. Profile photo of Aleighsuh
    Aleighsuh Female 13-17
    102 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 1:29 pm
    Geez, I can`t believe that happened. Killed anally, gosh how horrific.

    They also said in the article that energy was created. Einstein anyone?

  84. Profile photo of 0Sigma0
    0Sigma0 Female 30-39
    525 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 1:33 pm
    Um... wouldn`t there be a little bit of blood on the chair?
    Even the person that wrote the story sounds doubtful. I call shenanigans.
  85. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 2:38 pm
    Hmm... sounds like someone out there got hold of the deathnote book.
  86. Profile photo of r66tramp
    r66tramp Male 40-49
    674 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 4:41 pm
    Cover up for anal rape?
  87. Profile photo of chillimac
    chillimac Male 18-29
    438 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 6:57 pm
    oh damn, drat YES!
  88. Profile photo of BoomStick
    BoomStick Male 30-39
    122 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 9:59 pm
    "That`s got to be the worst ever way to get famous."

    That`s what she said.

  89. Profile photo of lvl70
    lvl70 Male 13-17
    69 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 4:34 pm
    o jesus i thought the pole on the seat went up his a$$
  90. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 5:18 pm
    *Carefully shifts in chair...*
  91. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1232 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 5:01 pm
    Oh sweet noodles, I sit on that same model of chair...

    -shudder-

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