Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Science
http://i.gizmodo.com/5157354/boy-killed-anally-when-office-chair-explodes

He was killed when his chair exploded, sending chunks of metal into his rectum. The bleeding this caused killed him.
There are 91 comments:
Female 1,231
Oh sweet noodles, I sit on that same model of chair...

-shudder-

0
Reply
Female 4,028
*Carefully shifts in chair...*
0
Reply
Male 69
o jesus i thought the pole on the seat went up his a$$
0
Reply
Male 122
"That`s got to be the worst ever way to get famous."

That`s what she said.

0
Reply
Male 438
oh damn, drat YES!
0
Reply
Male 674
Cover up for anal rape?
0
Reply
Female 1,386
Hmm... sounds like someone out there got hold of the deathnote book.
0
Reply
Female 525
Um... wouldn`t there be a little bit of blood on the chair?
Even the person that wrote the story sounds doubtful. I call shenanigans.
0
Reply
Female 102
Geez, I can`t believe that happened. Killed anally, gosh how horrific.

They also said in the article that energy was created. Einstein anyone?

0
Reply
Male 2,388
Holy pneumatic butt death Batman!
0
Reply
Female 390
oh HELL no!
0
Reply
Male 3,014
hamalina: "buy Kakke"

lol

0
Reply
Male 1,136
I`m going to go update my Worst Ways to Die list
0
Reply
Male 2,855
What a crappy way to die... for an heterosexual
0
Reply
Female 27
Someone buy me a new chair while I take this evil one outside and shoot it...
0
Reply
Male 606
Thank god I`m sitting on a regular old chair right now...
0
Reply
Male 130
I think that somebody is either fascinated with "anal", or thinks that by using that word in some way to deliver those news would intrigue people a lot more than just "Boy dies from exploding chair".

I wouldn`t be surprised if other news get to be phrased like that in the future as well, "Guy suicides orally with a gun". Or ads, for that matter, "buy Kakke, the latest trend in facial sunglasses!".

0
Reply
Male 28
I`ve just been converted to Beanbag chairs...
0
Reply
Female 40
hmmm think I will use a kitchen chair to sit at the computer today
0
Reply
Female 1,653
That`s got to be the worst ever way to get famous.
0
Reply
Female 346
What a crappy way to die...
0
Reply
Male 1,164
this looks like the work of my old nemesis the analator.... *TO THE DAVECAVE!*
0
Reply
Female 331
*sits on wooden chair*
Poor kid...that probably makes the top five list of "Worst Possible Ways To Die."
0
Reply
Female 1,264
Im sitting on one right now, but then again, I like to live life on the edge of my seat.

I`m to scared to sit on the rest of it.

0
Reply
Male 4,290
Baal: these people will probably know, their email address is at the bottom of the page.
0
Reply
Female 5,222
demonbunny i totally agree with you
0
Reply
Male 164
I`m looking forward to see this on `mythbusters`
0
Reply
Female 495
wow
0
Reply
Male 260
Holy broomrape I`m sitting on a chair like that right now...

Ah well. I like to live dangerously...

0
Reply
Male 4,793
thats how i wanna go..massive rectal bleeding.
0
Reply
Female 1,264
"Rectum? Damn near killed him!"

Oh. Wow.

0
Reply
Female 187
ouch.
0
Reply
Female 15,763
"Rectum? Damn near killed him!"

I stared at that for like 4 minutes before understanding it, and laughing WAY harder than is appropriate.

>_>

0
Reply
Male 313
After viewing the source of a source of a source of a source of this article^,
there is a quote in particular, in this article (http://datefile.iza.ne.jp/blog/entry/918285/);
that stands out....

To save you the trouble, the quote of interest translates to:

"It`s like a land mine is buried below the butt!"

Well said.

0
Reply
Male 109
is it just me or there are more and more people dying/accident because of their ass ? the other day was the thing with the airgun in the crack O_O
0
Reply
Male 155
i dont try my chair now. tho its old and most likely is dead already...i dunno. i want a beanbag now...
0
Reply
Female 913
"In other news, I am working from a beanbag from now on. Sweet merciful crap"--lol!
0
Reply
Male 2,148
Anyone read the comments?
Here, I`ll quote:

"Rectum? Damn near killed him!"

Wow.

0
Reply
Male 10,440
Good thing my chair isn`t one of those crappy Chinese ones.
0
Reply
Female 15,763
Um...

*gets off of desk chair*

D:

0
Reply
Male 4,546
I sit on a sofa at home, and my office chairs aren`t anything like these. (No gas pressure springs).
0
Reply
Male 60
MYTHBUSTERS! everyone email this and maybe they`ll do it

0
Reply
Female 493
I know it`s not real but I`m still never sitting in one of those chairs again. I`m quite content with my rock hard wooden chair.
0
Reply
Male 4,546
Heh, I got nothing on the office chair death. I`ve heard this before, but that seemed to just be an unsubstantiated rumor.

I tried looking up how much pressure is in one of those things from the manufacturer sites in Germany and China but still no progress.

.... maybe professor IAB needs a research assistant. Volunteers?

0
Reply
Female 1,264
Remember kids

LETHAL!

0
Reply
Female 1,264
Investigators were stumped until they caught sight of the label on the back of the chair:
`Made in China`.
0
Reply
Female 4,376
My fiance is sitting in one of those chairs right now. lol
0
Reply
Male 505
MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!!
0
Reply
Female 761
Like the world couldn`t get anymore scary.I never thought I`d see the day where crazy exploding chairs ranked right up there with crazy central park rapists. unbefriggenlievable.
0
Reply
Male 70
Holy crap, I`m not sitting on one of those chairs until that theory`s debunked!
0
Reply
Male 17,512
That had to hurt.
0
Reply
Male 3,431
Ohh sweet! We can get rid of those pesky Electric Chairs and execute criminals with a simple Orifice Chair.
0
Reply
Male 149
OW OW OW
0
Reply
Female 403
.....ouch
0
Reply
Male 4
BOOM ASS SHOT lol
0
Reply
Male 420
lol, sounds kinda like that one man, one jar video..
0
Reply
Female 1,142
BOOM, HEA--
Uhm...
Rectum... `splsion...
Ow.
o_o
0
Reply
Female 1,963
Umh... Now I have to be afraid of chairs, too. I`m already paranoid that a bed spring is gonna come shooting out of my bed and impale me.
0
Reply
Male 9,305
Wow probably one of those one in a million occurances but damn what an unlucky draw.
0
Reply
Female 446
clearly, the boy must not have been wearing pants.
0
Reply
Male 247
Like AJest said... Shame on you willowpuff for making light of the death of a nonexistent kid who got killed in a fake incident that did not happen. I don`t know how you live with yourself.
0
Reply
Male 63
You guys are non-nice individuals. A kid drating died. Yeah, I`m talking to you as well Willowpuff.
0
Reply
Male 7,378
i don`t believe it.
0
Reply
Female 2,220
1 boy 1 chair anyone?
0
Reply
Female 859
imagine having to explain that...
0
Reply
Male 353
"Epic post tag fail... `the bleeding this caused kill him`?"

Fail? How? Did you not read the fake article, Dr. Massengill?

0
Reply
Male 151
Epic post tag fail... `the bleeding this caused kill him`?
0
Reply
Male 105
I was thinking about how I use those chairs at college, then realized i was using one now.
0
Reply
Male 62
See? Thats what hapens with sh#t made in China. It explodes your rectum.
0
Reply
Female 1,082
wow. fake ill bet.
0
Reply
Male 445
Yeah, I call shenanigans. Where`s the blood?
0
Reply
Male 2,582
Yea, everyone knows that a standard office chair holds enough pressure to take out half of the building at ANY MINUTE!!!! and fire is usually involved....big fire ball assplosion, happens all the time.
We lost four people in accounting this year to this.
0
Reply
Male 2,395
Geez, because of this I switched to sitting on wooden chairs. >_>
0
Reply
Female 252
Mythbusters!
0
Reply
Male 21
obviously fake, no bloody anal juices covering chair.
0
Reply
Male 2,344
So, technically, you could say he was anally raped because unwanted insertion of an object into the body occured...Ouch.
0
Reply
Male 93
I feel like a jerk but...
I`m laughing so hard I`m crying.
0
Reply
Male 1,788
Umm...right.
0
Reply
Male 162
"baal, chair death statistics, NOW."

lol! I am sure Professor IAB will be along with a dissertation on the odds of this happening. But seriously, there are people here who think this is real? Seriously, that is scarier than exploding chairs.

0
Reply
Male 45
A bit sad, and that should definitely go up on the list of most painful ways to die, but still a bit funny.
0
Reply
Male 294
ouch
0
Reply
Male 336
dear god ouch
0
Reply
Male 502
Thank goodness we are seeing news stories on IAB from credible sources like Adam Frucci`s blog and not The Sun. "The bleeding this caused killed him." Pretty much sums it up, fancy. lol
0
Reply
Male 889
baal, chair death statistics, NOW.
0
Reply
Male 92
Annnnd i have switched to a wooden stool, thanks...
0
Reply
Male 524
Well, if this is real....
(pushes chair across room and eyes suspiciously)
0
Reply
Female 446
*looks down at chair*
0
Reply
Male 247
Funny how he did not rectally bleed on said office chair. Funny how AP did not run with this well written "story."
0
Reply
Male 3,819
I think when I hear stories like this, I feel the worst when I imagine relatives having to explain to people how they lost him.

This is also kind of scary.

::looks at chair::

0
Reply
Male 3,014
Only you could post something like this, fancy.
0
Reply
Male 20,829
Link: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes [Rate Link] - He was killed when his chair exploded, sending chunks of metal into his rectum. The bleeding this caused killed him.
0
Reply