Batteries: A Tale Of Desperation

Submitted by: owen402006 8 years ago Funny

When you"re playing Call of Duty and the batteries in your Xbox controller die, you take desperate measures.
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Male 3
thats not a funny video whatsoever. he should of kicked the baby
and hooked up the controller to hamster wheel, now thats a tale of desperation XD!
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Male 14
this is why i hate batteries..... i`m gonna invent like some forvever lasting batteries. like nuclear powered ones....
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Male 301
i just use wired controller (oohhh wireless big deal)
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Male 4,680
Microsoft should follow Sony`s idea of rechargeable controllers. Makes things a heck of a lot easier.

Without having to buy a separate charger pack either.... <_<

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Female 203
Meh the Baby didn`t cry so everyone`s happy! :)
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Male 92
And thats why I got the Play and charge kit! Rechargeable batter pack, with charging cable
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Male 1,153
yeh cos im the only one who ever drifts off topic every now n then. god whys everyone so uptight....
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Male 3,482
I think we can all agree that steve41high MOST LIKELY looks like the guy from the video, and is a shining example of maturity considering he`s an 18-year-old speaking in such a manner to a 16-year-old.
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On topic, this has yet to happen to me, actually, and I use normal batteries... I`m planning on getting a charge kit sometime soon, though, so I`ll likely never have to deal with this.

I can only imagine the horror, though...

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Male 1,153
haha drat you i returned to this page. i return to this page to laugh at pricks like you. go home.
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Male 3,619
steve41high.

yea we all feel that way and you probably arnt that much greater than me or the next nerd. we don`t realy care. focus on the movie and please just try to bring up things we all generaly care about. you über-pwn-skillz !n teh CoD4 is not of of those topics.

(steve42high will probably not go to this page ever again, so lets just change his name into (blank) then you can fill it out yourself...)


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cool film. i laughed and I ferlt kind of hit because i hav done simelar things :P

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Male 1,153
haha i love CoD4 so much.

ps i will pwn anyone who has it on PS3. ive spent far FAR too much time on it

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Male 588
Ashleyliz, I hope your boyfriend never has to choose between you and batteries for his xbox.
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Male 29
7aram!! Poor little guy... ;{
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Female 165
Also, bonsushi - the 360 has play and charge kits.

Some people just don`t have them.

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Female 165
Hahah, so true!

I love my xbox. But when the battery runs out, I swear my boyfriend would take the batteries from a respirator if I was on life support.

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Male 4,004
"That`s why I like the Wii. If your batteries die, the system will pause, and tell you to reconnect."

Yes, moron, that`s nice. Too bad he was playing CoD4 Online, and that stopping play for everyone would be an absolutely asinine idea. This guy should simply buy the rechargeable battery pack and plug the controller in when it starts to blink, hours before it actually dies.

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Male 621
Haha, when you say fire extinguiser you mean fire alarm?

This video would of been perfect if that little kid had started to cry when it looked at its toy.

Funny vid!

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Male 701
DuckBoy87, the 360 does the same, but naturally it won`t do it while online. :P
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Male 120
s0rd3dvis1on
"But props for trying the fire extinguisher."

Extinguisher eh... You don`t use fire alarms back there? :D
You really thought there was a battery powered detachable sprinkler system in there?? :DDDD

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Female 744
Agreed, bonsushi.

PS3 > Xbox360

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Male 1,596
i don`t think that was a fire extinguisher
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Male 3,412
That`s why I like the Wii. If your batteries die, the system will pause, and tell you to reconnect. The downside is you have to buy the rechargeables. But when you`re not using them, you set them on a stand.
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Male 2,388
keith2 i`m jealous. *throws 8800gt out window then cries*
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Male 2,388
Theres a solution ruin someone elses fun. But props for trying the fire extinguisher.
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Female 15,763
Someone needs to make a movie or video of a battery dramatically "dying".
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Female 1,082
awww poor little baby!
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Male 204
Hooray having 4 ps3 controllers charging from the USB pretty much all the time
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Male 2,506
noob, only noobs use the m16 in cod 4, nerd. ;D

but seriously thats so sad! id just push the green thing again!

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Female 143
Schecter.

I dig the fro.

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Male 406
Gadzukes&big_daddy:
That 1/4 of a dude in the picture is me when i still had long hair.
Chicks dig the fro.
Look deep in your hearts, you`ll find it to be true.
8-)
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Male 181
That is when you know you need a life.
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Male 30
Errrm why didn`t he just plug it in?? :|
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Male 4,793
that was actually kind of sad.
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Female 913
the baby`s like wtf?
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Male 11,740
That`s a stupid video and only a total asshat would take the batteries from a kid`s toy to play his video game.
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Male 132
lol @ the baby.

and why do people always have to fight over what console is better? you fanboys just need to understand that everyone has their own opinion and that their opinion doesn`t effect you at all.

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Male 12,365
"Who buys an xbox anyway"

Many people buy an xbox360 because it`s a good gaming machine. Massive software support, adequate power, relatively cheap. If I didn`t have a PC...I`d buy a PS3 so I could mod it with a bigger HDD (they take standard PC 2.5" drives), install Linux on it, get a mouse and keyboard and dual-boot with the game OS so I could do both. But I can understand why someone would buy an xbox360.

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Male 79
Sure schecter5, with the 1/4 girl in your picture? How do you get laid with a 1/4 girl? Half a girl I can see but 1/4? Right!

That`s not a whole girl? Oh, wait, that`s a guy? Whaaaat?! Dude, are you sure you meant get laid? Are you sure you didn`t mean never get laid?

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Male 211
Sure schecter5, with the 1/4 girl in your picture? How do you get laid with a 1/4 girl? Half a girl I can see but 1/4? Right!
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Male 406
SuperJesus said...
"Keith2 said...
"xbox and ps3 tremble in fear at my 790i FTW Intel Q6700 quad core @ 2.8ghz 4 gig ram @1333mhz geforce gtx 280 beast"
Which trembles at my i7 960 @ 4.2ghz 24 gig RAM @ 2100mhz and GTX 285 triple SLI BEAST..... which lives in only my wildest dreams....."

Which trembles at me not having to spend insane amounts of money on a computer system and being able to get laid...

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Male 1,266
But my Xbox 360 controllers don`t have batteri... ohh wait i have a ps3 which doesn`t break one day after the warrenty.
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Male 387
Haha. nice.
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Male 31
Guess that really proves its as easy as "Taking batteries from a baby"
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Male 1,666
Oh god this happens to me once a month.
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Male 387
Keith2 said...
"xbox and ps3 tremble in fear at my 790i FTW Intel Q6700 quad core @ 2.8ghz 4 gig ram @1333mhz geforce gtx 280 beast"

Which trembles at my i7 960 @ 4.2ghz 24 gig RAM @ 2100mhz and GTX 285 triple SLI BEAST..... which lives in only my wildest dreams.....

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Male 152
good effort
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Male 1,825
aw, poor little fat man.and corpsecrank, nobody cares
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Male 9,306
Poor little baby...
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Male 2,592
xbox and ps3 tremble in fear at my 790i FTW Intel Q6700 quad core @ 2.8ghz 4 gig ram @1333mhz geforce gtx 280 beast
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Male 928
For those who want to bash an xbox 360 and call it a lesser machine please go look up the hardware for all 3 current systems because the ps3 has a fraction of the power the xbox has the xbox 360 is literally the most powerful gaming console on the market despite popular believe that the all might ps3 is so damned special.

The Wii is fun for all of like 5 minutes till you figure out the controls are comparable to that of the old nes power glove.

Bottom line though is that the ps3 is an over priced system with no unique features other than a useless blueray player that no one really needs or wants in the system. Just a way to soak us for more cash.

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Male 4
made me chuckle a bit.
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Male 163
I like all systems exept the wii, that ting just suked, why can it be a high end GC.
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Male 322
PS3 is way better. I do however only play first person shooters on the PC. But in all the PS3 rules...and I have both systems..and a freakin wii...
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Male 91
"Who buys an xbox anyway...dosent the xbox have a charge cable like the PS3?"

A lot of People. It`s cheaper and it`s a better system. It handles a hell of a lot better when a lot of people are online, and it also doesn`t weigh a ton. Not to mention the 360 isn`t a toe murderer either -.-

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Male 265
You know, some bastard out there probably has done that before...
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Male 207
sad :(
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Male 801
God just now, I had something like this happen to me, playing l4d, horde just round the corner, battery dies, my character dies whilst I frantically look for the charging cable....
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Male 422
Who buys an xbox anyway...dosent the xbox have a charge cable like the PS3?
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Male 1,765
That was intensely sh*tty. They built up a 2-minute long plot with no ending punchline, no joke whatsoever. This is truly a pile of dogcrap.
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Male 31
lol at the baby. "Wot? Wooot?"
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Male 119
Link: Batteries: A Tale Of Desperation [Rate Link] - When you`re playing Call of Duty and the batteries in your Xbox controller die, you take desperate measures.
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