Bacon Explosion Recipe

Submitted by: ellia 8 years ago in Misc

The name says it all, it combines two of America"s favorite things: bacon and explosions.
There are 61 comments:
Male 299
I think the explosion happens after you`ve eaten it and your arteries have clogged up...
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Male 42
Only America could come up with something as disgusting as that.
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Male 71
mmmm....this heart attack is delicious
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Female 1,231
(Sorry for the double post, but I had to say this)

IT SHOULD BE AN IAB RULE THAT IF NO EXPLOSIONS ARE PRESENT, TO NOT LABEL IT AN EXPLOSION. Please.

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Female 1,231
I wanted to see that bacon log blow the freak UP, dammit!

Ugh, all those wasted hydrocarbons... >=U

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Female 268
eh. My boyfriend just had to have this last weekend, so his dad grilled it up for him. They used italian sausage in the middle though. That made it kind of icky for me.... bleh.
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Male 55
If I want to kill myself one day... I will eat 2 or 3 of these tings in 30 sec.
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Male 338
I would eat it.
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Male 199
aw im hungry :P
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Male 773
what...no actual explosion? t`is a sad day for science...
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Male 271
I want to weave a bacon mat and pan fry it.
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Male 17,512
You think this is a heart attack on a plate ?

Look up Horseshoe sandwich on Google.

Those are famous around here.

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Male 888
Heart attack on a dish indeed.
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Male 639
It looked like the idea was to cut it in to a slice and use it as a burger. Looks pretty tasty.
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Male 168
that might be the greatest recipe ever...
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Male 782
+1 to all "gross" comments. BLECH!
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Male 341
I think they cut out the part where your arteries explode.
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Male 9,306
If you cut it into teensey weensey itty bitty pieces MAYBE you`d survive.
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Female 1,398
Bacon Explosion Recipe. The name says it all, it combines two of America`s favorite things: bacon and explosions.

One of America`s favorite things is explosions of flavor? This clearly meant a fiery bacon explosion!!

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Female 160
gross...
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Female 175
tho, your clogged arteries may explode from all the fat in it...
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Female 175
and here I thought it might acctually explode... :(
oh well...
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Female 156
thats probably going to get about a 7.8 on the drool scale.

it loses points for killing me.

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Male 207
i was let down :(
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Male 301
P.s. if anything explodes it won"t be the food.


FatGuy Nuke Woooooooo!!!!

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Male 301
Idiot!!! Its an explosion of "Bacony" goodness (IT`S A F**KING METAPHOR!! GO TAKE AN ENGLISH CLASS!!!!!!) .
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Male 301
America Causing fat people orgasms everywhere.
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Male 387
I got high cholesterol levels just watching that.
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Male 615
Why is there no explosions? I WANTED MY EXPLOSIONS!!!

D`:

Ah, well, that looks delicious.

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Male 776
it grossed me out (cuz it looked like a cinnamon roll made out of meat) untill i saw the final product and drooled
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Male 1,404
Ledgehead said, "Why was one person wearing gloves and one not?"

Somebody did like touching raw meat or had some nasty hand wounds is my guess.

I like the bacon weave but, not big on the filling of beef. Must explore bacon goodness.

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Male 787
That`s obscene.
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Female 139
I just wasted 2 minutes of my life watching that
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Female 493
I was a vegetarian for two years until recently and I cannot get enough bacon and this is just making me want it more!
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Male 1,064
yeah...no explosion...
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Male 21
i know what I`M having for breakfast.
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Female 98
explode your guts after all that fat and cholesterol
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Male 311
i....just...came
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Female 15,763
I was thinking the explosion was in your arteries...
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Male 456
the explosion is in your mouth, when all the bacony flavor rushes in and explodes your mouth.
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Female 160
I think i know why it`s called explosion.. it`s cause you``l have the exploding poos after eating that... ...
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Male 1,089
*adds to favorites*
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Male 19
i wanted a boom....i liked the music
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Male 633
Why was one person wearing gloves and one not?
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Male 17,512
I`d try that... but where is the explosion ?
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Female 237
SO disgusting!! Reminds me of that bacon-cheese thing posted a while back. But what`s this about explosions? I was dissapointed.
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Female 4,197
aww no boom :(

i wonder if it gets you buzzed with all the bourbon he coated on it?

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Male 4,793
WTF WHERE IS THE BOOM!?????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 524
oh, i thought it was actually gonna explode at some point lol. I can just see karate kid "Weave the bacon mat, weave the bacon mat, weave the bacon mat"
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Female 1,412
i think it looks fairly appetising
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Male 907
...It looks like poo... AW GOD. That just reminded me of 2 girls 1 cup.
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Male 3,819
I think I would kill somebody just so I could request that as my final meal on death row.
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Male 156
That looks horrible! I didn`t even know what half the stuff was.

I`d like to try making my own version based on the same weaving bacon idea though.

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Male 2,076
makes me want to puke. and I`m a die hard bacon lover
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Male 247
From WebMD... "one serving contains:

506 calories
43.5 g fat
15 g saturated fat
82 mg cholesterol
15 g protein
13 g carbohydrate
1263 mg sodium"

It is your heart that will explode.

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Male 2,388
I`ve never been so hungry in my life. I would metaphorically sell my soul for one of them right now
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Male 2,028
That looks good, but I think if I make it I`ll die from a heart attack before I even eat it.
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Male 247
I saw someone making this on TV the other day. Looks like a good recipe for a heart attack.
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Female 134
Explosion?
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Male 1,718
I was wondering where the explosion went?
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Female 165
Link: Bacon Explosion Recipe [Rate Link] - The name says it all, it combines two of America`s favorite things: bacon and explosions.
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