Athlete Takes A Javelin In The Back

Submitted by: jeloco 8 years ago in Sports

A javelin misses its target and hits an athlete in the back.
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Female 961
interesting. I saw this on a show that was about crazy things happening on the discovery channel... whats it called?
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Male 76
this vid is older than my grandma
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Male 271
special olympics
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Male 170
sabotage

now my life is complete

a javelin is used for a practical purpose

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Male 1,064
that almost went on the track. i can only imagine someone hurdling, then a javalin impaling them midair...epic
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Male 24
even now we still have the instinct to throw pointy objects into easy prey
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Female 354
OOOOW! that looked really painful
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Female 299
idk bout you, but i throw javelin and the guy with the javelin must have had some kind of hangover to throw it so off especially in a professional track and field meet...
and the guy getting skewered by the jav was in the wrong place at the wrong time, that sucks.
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Male 82
track meet nearly made him dead meat hehe i see what u did there?
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Male 383
thats for sleeping with my wife you jerk!!!!
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Male 161
The guy who threw it must feel like a jackass.
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Male 323
hahaha the guy got penetrated.
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Male 28
lol worst pun ever....

the track MEET
nearly made him dead MEAT

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Male 603
I had a joke lined up about the guy not running fast enough, but he wasn`t actually running, but was stretching... so, it wouldn`t work here. Ah heck, I`m gonna use it anyway:

The thrower was just encouraging him to run faster.

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Male 1,140
this reminds me slightly of 1000 ways to die
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Male 667
BULLSEYE!!!
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Female 2,064
I feel mostly bad for the guy who threw the javelin. He must feel awful about that. :-(
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Male 9,306
"a track meet that nearly made him dead meat."

Good GOD people! SHOOT YOUR WRITERS!

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Female 1,082
oh god i couldnt watch anymore after he got hit
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Male 74
that was some midieval poo right there
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Male 103
hahah classic...
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Male 84
Siora! I know " A trackmeet that also most made him DEADMEAT...God these are almost as bad as Horatio Caine`s one liners!
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Male 221
I hate these kinda shows, theres only ever like 4 clips just on random repeat, and it always ends with some crap pun.
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Male 1,182
poo. that scares me. good thing in highschool they do this way far away
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Male 91
These shows are hilarious, they take an accident and blow it up like an apocalypse , especially with the music in the background as if a group of blood thirsty gorillas are running towards you.
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Male 817
Pfft, just rub some dirt on the wound and walk it off.
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Female 1,653
Someone at my school ran after a javelin to see where it would land, slipped, and impaled themselves. They were OK, eventually...
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Male 265
Oww, reminds me of roman warfare. Soldiers in some units would chuck javelins at the enemy before charging. Been playing "Rome: Total War" this week.
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Female 2,220
Father did this - Thre the school record and it went straight through a guy`s neck. He lived fortunatley, but because the javelin didn`t hit the ground, my dad failed to get a record.

Unfair or what...

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Male 8,302
Coach: "Get out there and give it 200%, we can WIN this!"
Runner: "But I`ve got a javelin in my back!"
Coach: "`I`ve got a javelin in my back, I`ve got a javelin in my back... you athletes these days are whining pussies... why when I was a lad..."
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Male 488
"A javelin misses its target"

or does it?

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Female 35
I`d say it was great aim but then someone would get mad at me. rofl!
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Male 1,244
lol @ SilverThread... and that was really gross, needless to say...
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Male 807
ONLY A SLIGHT KIDNEY TEAR AND HOLE IN THE LIVER??!!!
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Female 68
Owned
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Male 3,431
We all know the real reason he did it.
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Male 575
Javelins are trying to return to their former glory as a weapon! Soon all will rebel and hit people in the back! It is the Javelin apocalypse!
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Male 2,388
"His shorts stifled him, his javelin unbalanced him, his run failed him"
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Male 4,793
"A javelin misses its target and hits an athlete in the back."

or DID it miss?? *ooh, the plot thickens!*

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Male 561
Meh, just a small hole in his liver.
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Male 387
Ow... Only javelin throwing professionals should go to the Olympics...
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Male 23
that`s got to hurt. a lot.
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Male 2,172
Just like in the gladiator times...

"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!"

I love my movie quotes. =D

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Male 379
He should have put some stick-em on that thing...
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Male 959
I bet he couldn`t do it again
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Male 25
so he was stretching when it hit him? dude musta thought he tore one hell of a muscle.
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Male 516

Javelin thrower was attacking from behind, so the runner`s natural +3 Agility was negated. Were it a frontal attack, he would have dodged it easily.

"had the thrower landed a cirtical hit, he would have died."

Well, don`t forget though, the guy was wearing the Socks of Serendipity which gave him Luck +12.

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Male 615
Wow, that last line made me want to kill myself.

"When a track meet... almost made him DEAD MEAT."

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Male 4,004
Baathazag, The javelin thrower had ranged expertise so that gives him a +2 to his dmg...
Also, since the guy was stretching his def was down... had the thrower landed a cirtical hit, he would have died.
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Male 4,547
Well DUH! Of course he lived! A javelin only does D6 damage + str.

Some people just don`t think.

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Male 328
that manly man is manly.
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Male 1,686
get the fire roarin...we`s eattin human k-bobs tunight.
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Male 269
that guy takes it like a pro, he`s just sittin there like "there`s a drating spear in me, holy poo"
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Male 251
Een `ome coontry runnair are made to dodje teh speer. Joo live, joo ween teh metle.
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Female 15,763
Aelad, that`s terrible. I would definitely not be right after that. My dad has a friend who used to do target shooting with his son, until one day when his son committed suicide by shooting himself in the head. His dad isn`t the same, it even affected my dad, he came in to check on me at like 5am when he heard about it, making sure I knew he loved me. It`s always hard when young people die.

Give your dad a hug, even if he barely knew the guy.

>_>

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Male 2,076
:-O :-/

good to know he lived! how incredibly lucky..

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Male 485
aeladil, that story goes well w/ ur profile picture. Also, i think a better pun at the end would be "a track meet nearly made him minced meat"
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Male 701
Holy damn!

<volume turned all the way down> :D

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Female 513
My dad went to school with a guy who threw the javelin. At a tournement one day, this little girl ran across the field just after he threw his javelin. It hit her in the back and pinned her to the ground. She died. He never threw javelin again and was never quite right after it. I think there was some sort of relationship between him and the little girl; like brother/sister or something. I can`t remember. Would have to ask my dad again.
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Male 1,788
HOly poo!! and yeah the volume....
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Male 94
got me too on the volume

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Female 15,763
Did anyone else almost piss themselves because their volume was turned up too loud and the BANG at the beginning scared them?

No?

Just me?

A`ight.

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Male 886
"a track meet nearly made him dead meat"

ugh... anyway, that has to hurt. The javelin thrower is a backstabber.

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Male 2,125
OUCH! =O X_X
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Male 1,204
...ouch. that would ruin your day.
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Male 3,463
Ouch... terrible pun at the end there -__-
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Female 25
Link: Athlete Takes A Javelin In The Back [Rate Link] - A javelin misses its target and hits an athlete in the back.
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