8 Musicians Who Need A Punch In The Face

Submitted by: ssquared22 8 years ago in Funny
http://radioexile.com/2009/02/04/8-musicians-who-need-a-punch-in-the-face/

These musicians have offended us to the point that, yes, we want to hit them. (With video proof of them being jagweeds.)
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Female 45
john mayer deserves one.
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Male 2,582
I can think of about 50 more...
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Female 934
Beyonce should be on this list. FA SHO.
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Female 75
I can`t believe they put Amanda Palmer on there. That really ticks me off. :\
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Male 107
Dave Mustaine deserves one. Great guitarist, but a huge jag off,
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Female 1,653
I agree with all but Amanda Palmer. I really like Amanda Palmer :)
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Female 213
Where`s 50 cent? Eminem?

This is lame.

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Male 337
no rappers made this list???? oh... that`s right their not musicians.
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Female 79
Are you ready for a really bad Bono joke? Consider yourselves warned.

This guy walks into a bar and who should be sitting there but Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin and Bono. He has a surprised look on his face and places himself at the very end of the bar so that he can have a private word with the bartender, out of earshot of these rock-n-roll legends. He says, "Oh my goodness, I didn`t realize that Bono had passed away!" The bartender rolls his eyes like this happens every night and says, "Yeah, don`t worry about it, mate. That ain`t Bono over there. It`s God. Sometimes He likes to pretend He`s Bono when He`s had a few too many."

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Male 2,159
I hate Bono. He`s so smug.

These weren`t well written. I an still unsure which song Coldplay `ripped off` or something. Also glad that Amy Crackhouse was in there.

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Female 710
I can think of a lot of musicians who deserve a punch in the face. I can think of a lot of people who deserve a punch in the face. But they`re to rich and famous for me to punch them, so why bother?
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Female 78
there`s more that could have been added
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Female 2,289
with one s.....
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Female 2,289
It didn`t have all of the names in there that NEEDED to be in there. I`m dissappointed.
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Female 2,289
That list is SH*T.... with a capital S..
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Male 3,431
I can`t argue with much of it, I tend to like Bono for the good he`s trying to do, but I figure from time to time, everyone could benefit from having their ass kicked. It really is a moderating force in life. I would like to see Eminem on there too but I suppose we can`t all have it our way.
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Male 301
Kanye West should of been number 1 because all of them are annoying but he literally acts like a 10- year old.
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Male 155
God damn i hate that fergie video...that dude going WOOOOOo i love this song WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO about 8 times....stuff punching fergie...just punch him and make sure u take his tongue with u...or vocal cords...

Bono yes he needs a punch. the rest, meh, they are gonna destroy themselves anyways. why help em along...

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Female 1,142
Smegma does not, nor will it ever, have an "H" in it.

What the duck.

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Male 2,148
Meh, I think there`s so many musicians that need a good knockout that making a list would be pointless. Ever since the industry became about money instead of music (see: rap music), there have been few exceptions to the rule that every musician deserves some sort of beat down.
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Female 1,604
Pretty good list, I don`t think Fergie is ugly, I don`t listen to her kind of music either though.
I used to love the Police and then when Sting left on his own ugh wack job.
always ALWAYS hated do gooder Bono
Haven`t listened to Axel on his own but used to love guns and roses.
don`t really know the rest lol.. I am a classic rock type of gal.
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Male 1,540
This reading gets my seal of approval.
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Female 662
"What abgout Noel Gallagher I know someone did but he deserves repeated beat downs till death."
Why does everyone always hate on Oasis? Noel writes some amazing somes.
If anyone, Liam should be punched in the face. He`s the one with an oversized ego.
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Male 695
tough to argue with that list. where is springsteen? bono should also be kicked in the nuts.
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Male 626
I agree with the people on the comments.
Where is Kanye West?

He`s just another one of these "safe-black guys" that white people go crazy over (ie Obama, Will Smith) and yet he`s so full of himself it`s insane.

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Male 1,244
What about Britney!?
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Male 86
pretty weak. Author needs a good beating.
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Female 1,677
McGovern1981: Just no.
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Female 1,677
Eh. What about Kanye? I can`t stand that douche.
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Female 15,763
Aww... I kinda like The Dresden Dolls... :(
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Female 168
Why is Nickelback not on this list?
*waits for retaliation*

Fergie deserves the top spot, though. She has no talent whatsoever.

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Female 609
good list.
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Male 756
I...like...Amy Winehouse.
Oh well, to each their own I guess.
Agreed with Fergie though.
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Male 1,788
Haha, the fergie video is hilarious.
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Female 2,927
I liked to see this guy try to punch amy wine house and axle rose. you know they will serve his bloodied ass on a platter to his crushed in skull.
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Male 156
Where is "lil wayne?" (I think he`ll be on the `11 Musicians that deserve a bullet to the brain.` List.)
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Female 1,401
i only got 7 secinds into the first sting video and 15 into the second...o god... sting and his lute >:(
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Male 1,825
so true
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Male 367
Anybody remember when Tommy Hilfiger tried to fight Axl Rose?
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Male 78
Weak, so many worse musicians, both professionally and musically. Axl isn`t a prick, Bono`s actually doing something good for the world. So many singers are just like Fergie.

All and all, it`s about a guy and his grudge with these musicians, and only making himself more important by saying they need a punch in the face. Attention whores are like a disease nowadays

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Female 24
Paris Hilton should be on this list, because she ATTEMPTED to become a musician.
She should be punched in the face for a few reasons, though.
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Male 7,933
ssqyared22, you have an amazing avatar.
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Female 1,082
hated all those people
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Female 649
haha "jagweed" what a good way to describe some of them.
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Male 756
I would gladly punch Bono in the face as well
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Male 17,511
Sinead O`Conner isn`t on the list ?!
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Female 42
I`m glad Bono is on the list
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Male 14,331
What abgout Noel Gallagher I know someone did but he deserves repeated beat downs till death.
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Male 357
Yeah, Axl Rose is a real prickerbush.
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Male 451
i want to punch jimmy fallon... can we count him as a musician for "idiot boyfriend". i had no idea that he was replacing conan o`brian either
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Male 382
"Axl Rose was on the list J4Y

Way to pay attention... "

Oh yeah ^_^ I stopped scrolling when I got halfway down for some reason :S

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Female 3
ohhh amanda palmer.
not cool.
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Male 102
Axl Rose was on the list J4Y

Way to pay attention...

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Male 29
Not a real great article. Some good points some weak ones.

a fair "meh" to it.

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Male 10
Coldplay have a lawyer representing them so as to protect their Grammy appearance and hopes.
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Male 243
does any1 know wat happened with joe satriani suing coldplay?
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Male 382
Axl Rose should be on that list...
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Male 369
they`re pretty much spot-on with most of them
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Male 114
wtf is a jagweed? lol
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Male 10
Link: 8 Musicians Who Need A Punch In The Face [Rate Link] - These musicians have offended us to the point that, yes, we want to hit them. (With video proof of them being jagweeds.)
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