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Date: 02/06/09 12:14 PM

61 Responses to 8 Musicians Who Need A Punch In The Face

  1. Profile photo of ssquared22
    ssquared22 Male 18-29
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    February 6, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    Link: 8 Musicians Who Need A Punch In The Face - These musicians have offended us to the point that, yes, we want to hit them. (With video proof of them being jagweeds.)
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    LastDesprado Male 13-17
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    February 6, 2009 at 12:20 pm
    wtf is a jagweed? lol
  3. Profile photo of matt1119
    matt1119 Male 18-29
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    February 6, 2009 at 12:21 pm
    they`re pretty much spot-on with most of them
  4. Profile photo of J4Y
    J4Y Male 13-17
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    February 6, 2009 at 12:40 pm
    Axl Rose should be on that list...
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    danniddr Male 13-17
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    February 6, 2009 at 12:44 pm
    does any1 know wat happened with joe satriani suing coldplay?
  6. Profile photo of ssquared22
    ssquared22 Male 18-29
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    February 6, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    Coldplay have a lawyer representing them so as to protect their Grammy appearance and hopes.
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    itsgeorge Male 13-17
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    February 6, 2009 at 12:47 pm
    Not a real great article. Some good points some weak ones.

    a fair "meh" to it.

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    JamesMcM12 Male 13-17
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    February 6, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    Axl Rose was on the list J4Y

    Way to pay attention...

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    runallnight Female 13-17
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    February 6, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    ohhh amanda palmer.
    not cool.
  10. Profile photo of J4Y
    J4Y Male 13-17
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    February 6, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    "Axl Rose was on the list J4Y

    Way to pay attention... "

    Oh yeah ^_^ I stopped scrolling when I got halfway down for some reason :S

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    quiknas Male 18-29
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    February 6, 2009 at 12:58 pm
    i want to punch jimmy fallon... can we count him as a musician for "idiot boyfriend". i had no idea that he was replacing conan o`brian either
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    slugs Male 30-39
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    February 6, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    Yeah, Axl Rose is a real prickerbush.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    February 6, 2009 at 1:35 pm
    What abgout Noel Gallagher I know someone did but he deserves repeated beat downs till death.
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    jackydoll123 Female 13-17
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    February 6, 2009 at 1:38 pm
    I`m glad Bono is on the list
  15. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    February 6, 2009 at 1:44 pm
    Sinead O`Conner isn`t on the list ?!
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    pat125 Male 18-29
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    February 6, 2009 at 1:46 pm
    I would gladly punch Bono in the face as well
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    risingflamez Female 13-17
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    February 6, 2009 at 1:46 pm
    haha "jagweed" what a good way to describe some of them.
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    dystopia04 Female 18-29
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    February 6, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    hated all those people
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    February 6, 2009 at 2:02 pm
    ssqyared22, you have an amazing avatar.
  20. Profile photo of Charmonster
    Charmonster Female 13-17
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    February 6, 2009 at 2:04 pm
    Paris Hilton should be on this list, because she ATTEMPTED to become a musician.
    She should be punched in the face for a few reasons, though.
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    19940321 Male 18-29
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    February 6, 2009 at 2:06 pm
    Weak, so many worse musicians, both professionally and musically. Axl isn`t a prick, Bono`s actually doing something good for the world. So many singers are just like Fergie.

    All and all, it`s about a guy and his grudge with these musicians, and only making himself more important by saying they need a punch in the face. Attention whores are like a disease nowadays

  22. Profile photo of Sociophobic
    Sociophobic Male 18-29
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    February 6, 2009 at 2:10 pm
    Anybody remember when Tommy Hilfiger tried to fight Axl Rose?
  23. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
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    February 6, 2009 at 2:13 pm
    so true
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    bananajojo Female 18-29
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    February 6, 2009 at 2:19 pm
    i only got 7 secinds into the first sting video and 15 into the second...o god... sting and his lute >:(
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    KoolaidDylan Male 13-17
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    February 6, 2009 at 2:24 pm
    Where is "lil wayne?" (I think he`ll be on the `11 Musicians that deserve a bullet to the brain.` List.)
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
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    February 6, 2009 at 2:38 pm
    I liked to see this guy try to punch amy wine house and axle rose. you know they will serve his bloodied ass on a platter to his crushed in skull.
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    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
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    February 6, 2009 at 2:39 pm
    Haha, the fergie video is hilarious.
  28. Profile photo of Androgynous
    Androgynous Male 18-29
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    February 6, 2009 at 3:08 pm
    I...like...Amy Winehouse.
    Oh well, to each their own I guess.
    Agreed with Fergie though.
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    fr0d0lives Female 18-29
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    February 6, 2009 at 3:10 pm
    good list.
  30. Profile photo of bulbasaur
    bulbasaur Female 18-29
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    February 6, 2009 at 3:13 pm
    Why is Nickelback not on this list?
    *waits for retaliation*

    Fergie deserves the top spot, though. She has no talent whatsoever.

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    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    February 6, 2009 at 3:42 pm
    Aww... I kinda like The Dresden Dolls... :(
  32. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
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    February 6, 2009 at 3:42 pm
    Eh. What about Kanye? I can`t stand that douche.
  33. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
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    February 6, 2009 at 3:43 pm
    McGovern1981: Just no.
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    Thryonn Male 30-39
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    February 6, 2009 at 4:17 pm
    pretty weak. Author needs a good beating.
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    JumboCookie Male 18-29
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    February 6, 2009 at 4:21 pm
    What about Britney!?
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    Zerro Male 18-29
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    February 6, 2009 at 4:42 pm
    I agree with the people on the comments.
    Where is Kanye West?

    He`s just another one of these "safe-black guys" that white people go crazy over (ie Obama, Will Smith) and yet he`s so full of himself it`s insane.

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    snottydyck Male 40-49
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    February 6, 2009 at 4:59 pm
    tough to argue with that list. where is springsteen? bono should also be kicked in the nuts.
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    ilovetristan Female 18-29
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    February 6, 2009 at 5:09 pm
    "What abgout Noel Gallagher I know someone did but he deserves repeated beat downs till death."
    Why does everyone always hate on Oasis? Noel writes some amazing somes.
    If anyone, Liam should be punched in the face. He`s the one with an oversized ego.
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    Thetas Male 18-29
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    February 6, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    This reading gets my seal of approval.
  40. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
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    February 6, 2009 at 6:04 pm
    Pretty good list, I don`t think Fergie is ugly, I don`t listen to her kind of music either though.
    I used to love the Police and then when Sting left on his own ugh wack job.
    always ALWAYS hated do gooder Bono
    Haven`t listened to Axel on his own but used to love guns and roses.
    don`t really know the rest lol.. I am a classic rock type of gal.
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    ElDavo Male 18-29
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    February 6, 2009 at 6:32 pm
    Meh, I think there`s so many musicians that need a good knockout that making a list would be pointless. Ever since the industry became about money instead of music (see: rap music), there have been few exceptions to the rule that every musician deserves some sort of beat down.
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    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
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    February 6, 2009 at 8:35 pm
    Smegma does not, nor will it ever, have an "H" in it.

    What the duck.

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    Morteyur Male 18-29
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    February 6, 2009 at 8:39 pm
    God damn i hate that fergie video...that dude going WOOOOOo i love this song WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO about 8 times....stuff punching fergie...just punch him and make sure u take his tongue with u...or vocal cords...

    Bono yes he needs a punch. the rest, meh, they are gonna destroy themselves anyways. why help em along...

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    Marcko98 Male 18-29
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    February 6, 2009 at 9:38 pm
    Kanye West should of been number 1 because all of them are annoying but he literally acts like a 10- year old.
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    SilverThread Male 30-39
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    February 6, 2009 at 10:56 pm
    I can`t argue with much of it, I tend to like Bono for the good he`s trying to do, but I figure from time to time, everyone could benefit from having their ass kicked. It really is a moderating force in life. I would like to see Eminem on there too but I suppose we can`t all have it our way.
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    britt566 Female 18-29
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    February 7, 2009 at 12:46 am
    That list is SH*T.... with a capital S..
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    britt566 Female 18-29
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    February 7, 2009 at 12:50 am
    It didn`t have all of the names in there that NEEDED to be in there. I`m dissappointed.
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    britt566 Female 18-29
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    February 7, 2009 at 12:50 am
    with one s.....
  49. Profile photo of VagueReality
    VagueReality Female 18-29
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    February 7, 2009 at 1:44 am
    there`s more that could have been added
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    Poreka Female 13-17
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    February 7, 2009 at 4:22 am
    I can think of a lot of musicians who deserve a punch in the face. I can think of a lot of people who deserve a punch in the face. But they`re to rich and famous for me to punch them, so why bother?
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    Mikeado Male 18-29
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    February 7, 2009 at 4:32 am
    I hate Bono. He`s so smug.

    These weren`t well written. I an still unsure which song Coldplay `ripped off` or something. Also glad that Amy Crackhouse was in there.

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    habbazoot
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    February 7, 2009 at 7:28 am
    im never going on this website again. i saw a link to an article that said lil` wayne is a genious and someone commented that they would like to punch robert plant, who is now old and frail, in the face


    what the hell is going on when someone disses zeppelin and praises a pill popping faggy cant sing or rap loser?

  53. Profile photo of demidoffia2
    demidoffia2 Female 30-39
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    February 7, 2009 at 8:39 am
    Are you ready for a really bad Bono joke? Consider yourselves warned.

    This guy walks into a bar and who should be sitting there but Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin and Bono. He has a surprised look on his face and places himself at the very end of the bar so that he can have a private word with the bartender, out of earshot of these rock-n-roll legends. He says, "Oh my goodness, I didn`t realize that Bono had passed away!" The bartender rolls his eyes like this happens every night and says, "Yeah, don`t worry about it, mate. That ain`t Bono over there. It`s God. Sometimes He likes to pretend He`s Bono when He`s had a few too many."

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    iambluebeard Male 30-39
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    February 7, 2009 at 9:58 am
    no rappers made this list???? oh... that`s right their not musicians.
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    undeadonion Female 18-29
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    February 7, 2009 at 10:28 am
    Where`s 50 cent? Eminem?

    This is lame.

  56. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
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    February 7, 2009 at 11:21 am
    I agree with all but Amanda Palmer. I really like Amanda Palmer :)
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    Powernuke Male 13-17
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    February 7, 2009 at 2:56 pm
    Dave Mustaine deserves one. Great guitarist, but a huge jag off,
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    0shivers0 Female 18-29
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    February 7, 2009 at 5:35 pm
    I can`t believe they put Amanda Palmer on there. That really ticks me off. :\
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    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
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    February 9, 2009 at 6:25 am
    Beyonce should be on this list. FA SHO.
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    Negative_One Male 30-39
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    February 9, 2009 at 6:56 pm
    I can think of about 50 more...
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    stormEsky Female 18-29
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    July 15, 2010 at 12:34 pm
    john mayer deserves one.

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