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Date: 02/09/09 06:03 PM

54 Responses to 7 People Who Were Impossible To Kill

  1. Profile photo of JeJexxx
    JeJexxx Female 18-29
    20 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 10:04 am
    Link: 7 People Who Were Impossible To Kill - WHY WONT YOU DIE?????
  2. Profile photo of Isobar
    Isobar Male 18-29
    293 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    bob barker should go on this list eventually.
  3. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 6:18 pm
    Bad, Emp.

    You know what I noticed about the people on this list?

    ...

    Mustaches.

  4. Profile photo of parkm
    parkm Male 13-17
    743 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 6:20 pm
    damn opie,guess I should grow a moustache,eh?
  5. Profile photo of Dextrine
    Dextrine Male 18-29
    483 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 6:24 pm
    i knew rasputin would be number 1.
  6. Profile photo of dilldog123
    dilldog123 Male 18-29
    1858 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 6:27 pm
    Rasputin? From Anastasia?

    I`m ashamed I remember that movie. The only Disney movie you need to (and should) remember is Mulan.

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    PrettyPlain Female 18-29
    83 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 6:30 pm
    Rasputin is freaking creepy man. i mean he just didn`t die!
  8. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 6:34 pm
    I had a feeling Rasputin would be on the list. And he`s #1, I`m impressed.
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    Mondo48 Male 18-29
    138 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 6:38 pm
    freakin hugh hefner should be #1.

    Any other old man woul have blew his heart out on the first bunny. Hef`s gone through dozens, if not hundreds of em. Balls, Heart, Dick of steel. Its amazing

  10. Profile photo of esotera
    esotera Female 18-29
    24 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 6:45 pm
    This is kinda old.
  11. Profile photo of Ace2309
    Ace2309 Male 13-17
    332 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 6:48 pm
    lol 2 "...beat the everlong s**t out of him."
  12. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 6:54 pm
    this is a repost from saturday. posters ought to visit the site before posting
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    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 7:08 pm
    yay ned kelly!

    trotsky is just... wow i cant imagine what it wouldve been like with an ice axe in your head

    and rasputin was just unreal :D

    nice list

  14. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2051 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 7:43 pm
    "There was also a book written about Escobar called Killing Pablo. Chances are if the title of a book about you refers to how you were kicked off the planet, you probably stepped on a few too many toes."

    A very captivating and hilarious statement.

  15. Profile photo of Clay_Man
    Clay_Man Male 13-17
    27 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 7:43 pm
    IAB= SLow-mo Cracked.com
  16. Profile photo of JumboCookie
    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1245 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 7:45 pm
    IAB=Cracked.com`s brother
  17. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1185 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 8:05 pm
    .. Seriously, why can`t IAB just have a link to Cracked.com?
  18. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2928 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 8:32 pm
    dildog anastatia was not a disney movie.
  19. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1370 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 8:34 pm
    Wow, John Dillinger didn`t even make the list? He was surrounded by 56 police with tommy guns in a farm house, after thousands of rounds, the police went into the farmhouse and he had escaped, he never revealed how he did it, or another time when he constructed a faux gun out of bars of soap and shoe polish, so real looking it allowed him to walk out of prison. Also, Dillinger never killed anyone(historical fact not found in hollywood film), he just took money from the man.
  20. Profile photo of trashcan7
    trashcan7 Male 13-17
    564 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 8:58 pm
    Hahaha, I agree. Everything that shows up on cracked.com, I eventually see posted here on IAB.
  21. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 9:09 pm
    I read this a while ago. Its pretty funny.
  22. Profile photo of marencolleen
    marencolleen Female 18-29
    533 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 9:30 pm
    this title is bullpoo, obviously they were possible to kill, they are dead....
  23. Profile photo of 12charmaxxx
    12charmaxxx Male 30-39
    34 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 10:14 pm
    "Everything that shows up on cracked.com, I eventually see posted here on IAB."

    Not surprising, given that Cracked.com and IAB are owned by the same company.

  24. Profile photo of DHise
    DHise Male 13-17
    868 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 11:26 pm
    KILL THEM WITH FIRE!
  25. Profile photo of ThatWasFunny
    ThatWasFunny Male 18-29
    702 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 11:41 pm
    Wow @ #4, ice axe in head. o.o
  26. Profile photo of ThatWasFunny
    ThatWasFunny Male 18-29
    702 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 11:42 pm
    ".. Seriously, why can`t IAB just have a link to Cracked.com?"

    Um, it does if you scroll down, on the right side.

  27. Profile photo of Winter_ICE_0
    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
    976 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 12:26 am
    Rasputan was actually beaten by about 7 men for one hour straight, rolled up in a giant carpet, and dumped into a river. The carpet came to the surface once with Rasputan half way out with one arm freed. We went back under and died of hypothermia.
  28. Profile photo of Nytewulf
    Nytewulf Male 30-39
    513 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 1:17 am
    Old Cracked article. I`m surprised that this wasn`t posted on IAB a long time ago (or was it?).
  29. Profile photo of Owanie
    Owanie Male 18-29
    240 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 1:36 am
    Rasputin was also castrated.
  30. Profile photo of Lockon
    Lockon Male 18-29
    376 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 2:29 am
    Repost of a repost of a repost
  31. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 2:33 am
    "When the judge handed down the death sentence, Kelly responded, "I will see you there when I go." The judge died a few weeks later, proving that on top of everything else, Kelly was a dark wizard."

    I lol`d xD

  32. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 2:37 am
    rasputin has the creepiest face ive ever seen..in my life...
    im scared D: hold me D:
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    shortsagitar Female 18-29
    676 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 4:41 am
    Hitler???
    Come on, he had like 3 or 4 attempts on his life before he actually died. Im pretty sure he survived a bomb under his desk blowing up!

    *got this from the history channel*

  34. Profile photo of bezdancing
    bezdancing Male 18-29
    35 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 6:22 am
    Come on what about Castro??? He`s had over 600 attempts against his life, including sending him an exploding cigar!?
  35. Profile photo of FxyRoxy777
    FxyRoxy777 Female 18-29
    652 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 6:33 am
    i loved Anastasia
  36. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 6:55 am
    Good stuff. I laughed.
  37. Profile photo of wertfoo
    wertfoo Male 30-39
    21 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 6:56 am
    why would u say they were impossible to kill, when each of them was killed???
  38. Profile photo of Ivar2112
    Ivar2112 Male 18-29
    271 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 7:17 am
    where is hitler? He could never be killed...
  39. Profile photo of demidoffia2
    demidoffia2 Female 30-39
    79 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 8:58 am
    For whoever`s interested, this is just a little bit of trivia which Cracked left out of the article: Rolling Stones lead singer Mick Jagger played Ned Kelley in a movie. I`m not exactly sure if you`ll be able to get this movie from Netflix or anything. I never saw it. But I`ve read about it, and I`ve seen photos of Jagger in that weird helmet-thing that Kelley wore, and the performance sounds absolutely dreadful to a possibly comedic degree.

    -for what it`s worth-

  40. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1655 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 9:52 am
    they were impossible to kill... but they all died.
    wtf?
  41. Profile photo of supermax1316
    supermax1316 Male 13-17
    19 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 11:13 am
    There is no such thing as people who WERE impossible to kill. That creates a paradox that I don`t even want to explain.
    Besides, the article is "...absurdly hard to kill". :|
  42. Profile photo of piratepigz12
    piratepigz12 Female 13-17
    352 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    didn`t fidel castro have over 600 murder attempts, including the cia and mafia, none of which worked-or is that just one of those myths..
  43. Profile photo of Justbeodd
    Justbeodd Female 13-17
    250 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 12:36 pm
    This was funny. The very last one
    `Im under your bed`
    I started laughing.
  44. Profile photo of Elvi739
    Elvi739 Female 13-17
    481 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 1:47 pm
    Lmaoooo..
    I started cracking up on the VERY LAST picture underneath it say`s, I`m under your drating bed lmaooo.
  45. Profile photo of Elvi739
    Elvi739 Female 13-17
    481 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 1:48 pm
    >:(
    It`s blocked the f word.
    what a fag!
  46. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 2:20 pm
    Did you know that when Al Capone was arrested... it wasn`t for like, murder or anything. it was for drating TAX EVASION!
  47. Profile photo of Misskeli
    Misskeli Female 13-17
    33 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 4:07 pm
    Do I spy an Oblivion reference?
    Because dayuuum those Dark Elves would always scream that at me.
  48. Profile photo of outfire
    outfire Male 13-17
    524 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 4:33 pm
    Ah yes, rasputin. Let me tell you, if he wasn`t on there i would be pissed lol. The picture of the cake made me laugh. "eat every last bite, don`t share with anyone".
  49. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5386 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 5:25 pm
    meh
  50. Profile photo of JihadAllah
    JihadAllah Male 13-17
    372 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 7:14 pm
    anyone NOT know rasputin was gonna be numero uno on there? They should have made him last on the list for originality`s sake because pretty much nobody who`s finished 10th grade DOESNT know already.
  51. Profile photo of JihadAllah
    JihadAllah Male 13-17
    372 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 7:18 pm
    yea I was kinda expecting hitler too. And yes he did really survive an explosion that went off in the same room as him... it only ended up killing some other people

    But really of all the people who could be practically invincible, whose dumbass decision was it to make HITLER one of em?

  52. Profile photo of JmSword
    JmSword Male 18-29
    30 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 8:47 pm
    I got so caught up in this web site..if anyone wants to laugh you should check out the 7 things that are actually legal. It is truly insane.
  53. Profile photo of Marcko98
    Marcko98 Male 18-29
    301 posts
    February 12, 2009 at 6:59 pm
    Leon Trotsky BEAST!!!
  54. Profile photo of Vannak
    Vannak Male 13-17
    211 posts
    February 15, 2009 at 7:16 pm
    i thought that was lame
    i didnt know anyone xcept 4 blackbeard

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