7 People Who Were Impossible To Kill

Submitted by: JeJexxx 8 years ago in Entertainment
http://www.cracked.com/article_16822_7-historical-figures-who-were-absurdly-hard-kill.html

WHY WONT YOU DIE?????
There are 54 comments:
Male 211
i thought that was lame
i didnt know anyone xcept 4 blackbeard
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Male 301
Leon Trotsky BEAST!!!
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Male 30
I got so caught up in this web site..if anyone wants to laugh you should check out the 7 things that are actually legal. It is truly insane.
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Male 372
yea I was kinda expecting hitler too. And yes he did really survive an explosion that went off in the same room as him... it only ended up killing some other people

But really of all the people who could be practically invincible, whose dumbass decision was it to make HITLER one of em?

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Male 372
anyone NOT know rasputin was gonna be numero uno on there? They should have made him last on the list for originality`s sake because pretty much nobody who`s finished 10th grade DOESNT know already.
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Male 5,620
meh
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Male 524
Ah yes, rasputin. Let me tell you, if he wasn`t on there i would be pissed lol. The picture of the cake made me laugh. "eat every last bite, don`t share with anyone".
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Female 33
Do I spy an Oblivion reference?
Because dayuuum those Dark Elves would always scream that at me.
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Female 1,401
Did you know that when Al Capone was arrested... it wasn`t for like, murder or anything. it was for drating TAX EVASION!
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Female 481
>:(
It`s blocked the f word.
what a fag!
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Female 481
Lmaoooo..
I started cracking up on the VERY LAST picture underneath it say`s, I`m under your drating bed lmaooo.
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Female 250
This was funny. The very last one
`Im under your bed`
I started laughing.
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Female 352
didn`t fidel castro have over 600 murder attempts, including the cia and mafia, none of which worked-or is that just one of those myths..
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Male 19
There is no such thing as people who WERE impossible to kill. That creates a paradox that I don`t even want to explain.
Besides, the article is "...absurdly hard to kill". :|
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Female 1,653
they were impossible to kill... but they all died.
wtf?
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Female 79
For whoever`s interested, this is just a little bit of trivia which Cracked left out of the article: Rolling Stones lead singer Mick Jagger played Ned Kelley in a movie. I`m not exactly sure if you`ll be able to get this movie from Netflix or anything. I never saw it. But I`ve read about it, and I`ve seen photos of Jagger in that weird helmet-thing that Kelley wore, and the performance sounds absolutely dreadful to a possibly comedic degree.

-for what it`s worth-

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Male 271
where is hitler? He could never be killed...
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Male 21
why would u say they were impossible to kill, when each of them was killed???
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Male 4,594
Good stuff. I laughed.
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Female 652
i loved Anastasia
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Male 35
Come on what about Castro??? He`s had over 600 attempts against his life, including sending him an exploding cigar!?
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Female 675
Hitler???
Come on, he had like 3 or 4 attempts on his life before he actually died. Im pretty sure he survived a bomb under his desk blowing up!

*got this from the history channel*

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Female 5,139
rasputin has the creepiest face ive ever seen..in my life...
im scared D: hold me D:
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Female 5,139
"When the judge handed down the death sentence, Kelly responded, "I will see you there when I go." The judge died a few weeks later, proving that on top of everything else, Kelly was a dark wizard."

I lol`d xD

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Male 376
Repost of a repost of a repost
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Male 240
Rasputin was also castrated.
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Male 513
Old Cracked article. I`m surprised that this wasn`t posted on IAB a long time ago (or was it?).
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Male 976
Rasputan was actually beaten by about 7 men for one hour straight, rolled up in a giant carpet, and dumped into a river. The carpet came to the surface once with Rasputan half way out with one arm freed. We went back under and died of hypothermia.
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Male 701
".. Seriously, why can`t IAB just have a link to Cracked.com?"

Um, it does if you scroll down, on the right side.

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Male 701
Wow @ #4, ice axe in head. o.o
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Male 868
KILL THEM WITH FIRE!
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Male 34
"Everything that shows up on cracked.com, I eventually see posted here on IAB."

Not surprising, given that Cracked.com and IAB are owned by the same company.

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Female 531
this title is bullpoo, obviously they were possible to kill, they are dead....
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Male 10,440
I read this a while ago. Its pretty funny.
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Male 564
Hahaha, I agree. Everything that shows up on cracked.com, I eventually see posted here on IAB.
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Male 1,365
Wow, John Dillinger didn`t even make the list? He was surrounded by 56 police with tommy guns in a farm house, after thousands of rounds, the police went into the farmhouse and he had escaped, he never revealed how he did it, or another time when he constructed a faux gun out of bars of soap and shoe polish, so real looking it allowed him to walk out of prison. Also, Dillinger never killed anyone(historical fact not found in hollywood film), he just took money from the man.
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Female 2,927
dildog anastatia was not a disney movie.
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Male 1,184
.. Seriously, why can`t IAB just have a link to Cracked.com?
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Male 1,244
IAB=Cracked.com`s brother
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Male 27
IAB= SLow-mo Cracked.com
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Male 2,050
"There was also a book written about Escobar called Killing Pablo. Chances are if the title of a book about you refers to how you were kicked off the planet, you probably stepped on a few too many toes."

A very captivating and hilarious statement.

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Female 4,197
yay ned kelly!

trotsky is just... wow i cant imagine what it wouldve been like with an ice axe in your head

and rasputin was just unreal :D

nice list

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Male 7,378
this is a repost from saturday. posters ought to visit the site before posting
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Male 330
lol 2 "...beat the everlong s**t out of him."
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Female 24
This is kinda old.
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Male 138
freakin hugh hefner should be #1.

Any other old man woul have blew his heart out on the first bunny. Hef`s gone through dozens, if not hundreds of em. Balls, Heart, Dick of steel. Its amazing

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Female 1,212
I had a feeling Rasputin would be on the list. And he`s #1, I`m impressed.
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Female 83
Rasputin is freaking creepy man. i mean he just didn`t die!
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Male 1,853
Rasputin? From Anastasia?

I`m ashamed I remember that movie. The only Disney movie you need to (and should) remember is Mulan.

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Male 483
i knew rasputin would be number 1.
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Male 742
damn opie,guess I should grow a moustache,eh?
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Female 15,763
Bad, Emp.

You know what I noticed about the people on this list?

...

Mustaches.

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Male 293
bob barker should go on this list eventually.
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Female 20
Link: 7 People Who Were Impossible To Kill [Rate Link] - WHY WONT YOU DIE?????
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