7 Items You Won`t Believe Are Actually Legal

Submitted by: DHise 8 years ago in Entertainment
http://www.cracked.com/article_17016_7-items-you-wont-believe-are-actually-legal.html

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There are 51 comments:
Male 1,051
Meh, I don`t have it in me to even want these items.
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Female 227
i`m gonna go get me a flamethrower! wont my principal be exstatic to see that....
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Female 652
oh
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Female 12
well it proves how bored ppl are
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Male 313
something tells me that posting those things and how to get them is a bad idea...
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Female 65
What a stupid list.... )-|
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Female 78
Salvia is illegal in my state =[
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Male 2,388
pfffft i could build a minigun if i wanted to. Mount it ontop of my flamethrower to easily ignite thermite and blowing tannerite all whilst twisted on salvia and listening to Ragnar Benson`s books on audio tape. Sounds f`ing bad ass when put together dusn`t it
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Male 155
Thermite...im making some and going to town on the park near me...ur swings are annoying and im burning em down!

Off to the paint store i go

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Male 100
Also... the books they were talking about are interesting, somewhat useless and in combination with the Anarchist`s cookbook ... would really be bad in the hand of a P O`d teenager/hillbilly , person with time on their hands. All they talk about is what whacked out crap to do if Big Brother goes AWOL or the world becomes like Fallout 3 :).

I don`t see why a mini-gun or alot of that stuff would be considered useful when you can go walk right into a gunshop ( if you`re 18 ) and buy an M16, AK47 , anything you want. Hell... if a person really wants , they can get a government license to own a bazooka.

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Male 100
Look up the Salvia videos on youtube...the people go from being "normal" hippies... to 100% going batsh*t crazy like Charles Manson.
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Male 315
This is legal:

America FTW!

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Male 2,506
xD this one was awesome, i actually red all of it, except the guy who wrote those magazines thing. My friends friends friends friends friends friends friends friends friends friends friends friends friends friends most likely knows someone who is in the extended network of a friend that owns a minigun
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Male 3,431
Thermite Freaking Rules.
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Male 2,582
I`m going to buy all of these things, well maybe not the 400k gun or the nasty Salvia.
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Female 1,386
My Boyfriend likes to exterminate bugs with a lighter + aerosol spray combo. *sigh* Who needs a flamethrower when you have a Macgyver.
(Why the house is still standing... I have no idea.)
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Male 4,793
i actually have 2 or 3 pounds of thermite out in my barn right now. fun stuff, incredibly easy to make. aluminum powder and iron oxide(rust) powder. i suggest buying these from e-bay, cause trying to grind aluminum takes forever, and who the hell wants to collect rust. (though you can make rust with bleach and steel wool, though it also creates chlorine gas, dont breathe that and do it outside mmkay)
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Male 1,837
"we made this!"

oh lawlz.

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Female 1,231
Thermite is amazing stuff... although the activation energy for the reaction isn`t superhuge... you can take two rusty iron balls, wrap them in aluminum foil, and bang them together, and you`ll see a thermite spark.

Wait, there`s a hallucinogen that`s legal? Holy carp, I wonder how much I could make selling that crap to college kids.

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Male 701
Woo time to have fun w/ a M134. :D
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Female 271
I had those second seeds floridasnow... crazy stuff.

They really made me wonder why weed is illegal!

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Female 248
salvia is gooood, but once it made me go mental and try to drown myself by grabbing my own neck and pushing it in the sink hahah
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Male 4,012
Me likey them flamethrowers.

But one thing I found absolutely ridiculous is that they said that dying from a swimming pool (and maybe others hinted) would kill more than each item.

Statistically stupid, of course.

More people swim than people using tannerite. Of course there`s going to be a noticeable difference of deaths from swimming. Now if you compare by %age - say out of 1000 swimmers how many died Vs. out of 1000 tannerite blow-uppers how many died, then it would be much more sensible.

*end rant*

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Male 656
hahaha, i`ve used thermite before, stilll have a giant scar on my arm from it too.... that pooe was painful.
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Female 15,763
I actually said out loud, "FLAMETHROWERS!? drat I NEED ONE."
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Female 20
I WANT A FLAMETHROWER!
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Male 416
Morning glory seeds and Hawwian baby woodrose seeds are also legal in the US, and if you eat them you trip from the LSA(similar to LSD) inside. And theres always OTC drugs like robo and benadryl.
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Male 1,086
"In case, you know... you needed to know that."
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Female 140
i watched an episode of dr. phil about salvia in psychology....this mother not only allowed her son to smoke this in the house, but also smoked it herself. i mean, wtf.
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Male 4,867
omfg, i want one...no two of everything on the list and piles of the thermite and tennerite
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Male 367
Oh good, so flamethrowers are legal then. Good to know.
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Female 271
There`s shops here that you can buy legal natural drugs along with illegal drug paraphernalia.
Most are weak, but there are some crazy ones that you can get (one which I tried and was a 12hr mindf*ck).
I don`t understand drug laws!
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Female 678
Anybody click the article they gave for Tannerite? A guy used 100lbs to blow pieces of a dump truck over a 1/4 mile. That`s impressive. haha
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Female 678
thermite burns at 4300F but aside from that, interesting article. This gives me more incentive to invest in a flame thrower. Especially after watching the clip about the US crumbling.

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Female 1,653
Im moving to the US
Then Im gonna smoke some salvia, then go next door and re-enact mantrapping with my flamethrower.
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Male 242
I want it I want it I want it no I want 2 miniguns and a couple of pounds of tannerite and thermite.
One way to make sure any party is a blast.
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Female 67
Ok, so I need to move to some boonieville in the US (not sure how Canadian law compares to the laws on list) and use this list to begin my collection of fun.
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Female 208
I WANT THE FLAMETHROWER NOW.
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Female 245
i. want. a. flamethrower. NOW!!!!!!!!
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Female 4,376
hmmm..i think i`ll take the book on mantrapping. As for salvia..i`m to scared of what i might see to do it.
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Male 268
salvia ftw!
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Male 1,788
I had already known about thermite from the Anarchist`s Cookbook. But that other stuff looks cool too!
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Male 557
awesome!!! time to make some thermite! and a flamethrower... this list is what will cause my death
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Male 31
Hmm Salvia ey? I always wanted to do a bit of gardening.
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Male 715
Interesting read, but I liked the first comment on that site as the best part:
"Holy s**t Balls! I never knew the sun was a chucklef*cker.
Posted on 2/4/2009 6:02:33 AM, by SugarMommy"
lol
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Male 105
thats insane!
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Male 817
TANNERITE IS MINE!!!

Seriously, ordering some now on tannerite.com.

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Female 101
Got a flashback of the video of the guy tripping on salvia. Do not want! I do think the Ragnon Benson collection would be amusing to look at for 5 minutes.

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Male 341
Flamethrower, DO WANT!
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Male 868
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