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Date: 02/23/09 03:00 PM

69 Responses to 5 Ways People Are Trying to Save the World

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    airsofter1 Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2009 at 2:41 pm
    Link: 5 Ways People Are Trying to Save the World - And why these 5 things aren`t working. Nice try, hippies.
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    1williamsg Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2009 at 3:14 pm
    we should still recycle as resources for plastics will run out in the end
    1,2 and 4 were completly stupid tho
    5 is still a matter of conflict bepeding on who you talk to
    i an interesting articlr that was mostly right but not completely right
    (yes i recycle and eat{but not allways} organic food)
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    neveryours Female 13-17
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    February 23, 2009 at 3:18 pm
    i buy recycled notebooks...
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    AnwarNova Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2009 at 3:21 pm
    agree with everything...except the recycling part. That was a huge stretch lol.
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    krath Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2009 at 3:21 pm
    "Basically it means our immune systems are playing Dungeons & Dragons instead of pumping iron and taking Karate and banging hot chicks." lol
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    February 23, 2009 at 3:22 pm
    i knew everything about the antibacterial soap thing, and i only get the required vaccinations (my immune system is kick ass!)
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    gandhi172 Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2009 at 3:22 pm
    Bah, humans suck. >_<
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    DeutschDude9 Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2009 at 3:22 pm
    This list is horrible. #4 the vaccinations and #2 anti-bacterial soaps are sending mixed messages. Vaccinations, just like anti-bacterial soap can`t kill 100% of diseases. And soap, like vaccinations, prevents diseases. is full of flawed logic. It`s rediculous
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    GothicQueen Male 13-17
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    February 23, 2009 at 3:22 pm
    Fianlly! I`m so sick of hearing people griping about vaccines and the "going green craze" with "organic" food. It get`s so annoying.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
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    February 23, 2009 at 3:28 pm
    "Basically, you are at greater risk of eating a sandwich, which is admittedly organic, but still."

    Cracked writers are actually funny, which is what puts the site head and shoulders above nearly all of the web. They do crude humour very well.

    Of course, the censorship here ruins the quote.

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    Frogtango Male 13-17
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    February 23, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    Mmm i actually disagree with CRACKED for once. That recycling PET plastics isn`t a bad idea. Thin most plastics ever invented are still buried or trashed
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    slayer50515 Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    *gets a devilish look*
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    dystopia04 Female 18-29
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    February 23, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    meh. this is a sucky list. shenanigans on 5 and 3 definitely. especially #3. the only argument about why it shouldnt be done was that it uses human resources, but actually thats a good thing. it creates more jobs. and just cause it takes a while to see the benifits doesn`t mean there aren`t any benefits. every little bit counts.
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    nimrodfunk Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2009 at 3:43 pm
    DoucheDude9, antibacterial soaps and vaccinations work on entirely different principles. Vaccinations don`t kill diseases, they`re basically target dummies for your immune system, and they are, for the most part, effective. That`s why small pox isn`t a thing anymore.
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    checktree Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    you can call "shenanigans" but you know those red words are links to the sources so..
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    chaitanya Male 40-49
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    February 23, 2009 at 3:57 pm
    this was made by fat asses sitting on their couch too lazy to recycle ther peice of trash and they throw it out the window. and later on cant get up to throw it out. because they are morbidly morbidly MORBIDLY obese.
    (and in rare cases get grafted to their couch.

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    Quackor Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2009 at 4:02 pm
    brings some interesting points.
    damn hippies
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    Ari-- Female 18-29
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    February 23, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    1. Organic Food tastes better!
    2. Rejecting Vaccinations - why would anyone do something stupid like that?
    3. "Recycling requires more trucks, more crews and more people to oversee the entire process." So what?! Some more jobs, isn`t that actually a good thing?
    4. Why would anyone with a brain use antibacterial soap or spray?
    5. The carbon thing? Hm. Don`t see how I can change anything about that anyway.
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    MORNAF1 Male 13-17
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    February 23, 2009 at 4:05 pm
    the only reasons why i don`t get vaccines

    i am poor, and i have outrageously good immunities

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    TheSharpest Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    No Anwar, the recycling part wasn`t a stretch. Recycling is actually more wasteful than just throwing away (except for aluminum). I`ve also read about it in Popular Mechanics and Penn & Teller`s Bullsh*t.
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    JJRed88 Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2009 at 4:52 pm
    Ari--, I`m gonna have to disagree with you on the `organic food tastes better` deal, I prefer the taste of my chemical laden fruits and veggies. Also, I have never had vaccines and I`m sick alot less than most people I know so it may not be as `stupid` as you think.
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    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
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    February 23, 2009 at 4:57 pm
    There were a handful of good points, but not enough to convince me not to recycle.

    Good thing about the antibacterial soap, though. Not a lot of people know that.

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    ThatWasFunny Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2009 at 5:00 pm
    Recycling, eh?
    I never expected to see that!!!<Sarcasm>!!!
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    boredfjord Male 13-17
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    February 23, 2009 at 5:05 pm
    You should definitely recycle plastic and aluminum, but whether or not paper should be recycled is debatable because it degrades quickly and making usable paper from recycled paper takes a lot of energy and requires a lot of chemicals--it`s far better for the environment from the perspective of energy conservation and reducing pollution to just make new paper. I guess some of us will recycle paper and some of won`t, and we can split our odds that way.
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    Joolin Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    I guess being green has gotten normal enough that all the cool, rebellious kids have to start driving hummers to keep from being too mainstream. Keep on fighting the good fight, you mindless attention whores!
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    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
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    February 23, 2009 at 5:13 pm
    Well, I like organic food. . .

    However, I shall never recycle!!!!!!

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    dirty_blue Female 18-29
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    February 23, 2009 at 5:14 pm
    My Mum has got a composter and it has potatoes growing out of the little holes underneath it. She keeps trying to get me to eat `em, stating that they`re as organic as you can get... but they`ve been festering with tea bags and peelings... Eugh, you can keep your organic sh*te taa!!!
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    undeadonion Female 18-29
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    February 23, 2009 at 5:18 pm
    Excuse me guys, I`m going to go completely change my habits because says I should! drat you scientists. The internet is always right.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    February 23, 2009 at 5:44 pm
    I`ll agree with all that, Except for the soap.

    Anyone remember the woman with a worm in her brain ? Yeah, Handwashing with good soap would`ve stopped that.

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    digganob Male 30-39
    135 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    Rather than recycling plastics (which is highly inefficient), we should be looking more into making bio-degradable plastics. There are water bottles made from corn-oil that have a shelf life of several years, but when thrown into a landfill, bio-degrade in a few months if I remember correctly.

    Same with fuels like bio-diesel.

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    slugs Male 30-39
    357 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 5:59 pm
    But...but....Al Gore says.....TV says.....CNN says.....All my friends say.....!!!!

    Lies. All lies.

    Income tax is a scam too.

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    checktree Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2009 at 6:11 pm
    biodiesel isn`t really an option for full use in a vehicle because it clouds then gels at a temperature commonly found in winter around the united states
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    Negative_One Male 30-39
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    February 23, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    I don`t recycle and I hate douchebags that get pissed when I throw out my plastic bottles, eat me hippies, eat every last bit of me.
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    saintnick Male 13-17
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    February 23, 2009 at 6:50 pm
    an increase in common sense lately, wow i`m in shock, is the pendulum swinging again? politics must affect polar opposites positively? i must admit, i never noticed this paradigm before, perhaps there may be hope after all

    how many fingers do you see winston?

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    firefliet Female 18-29
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    February 23, 2009 at 6:56 pm
    Organic food is too expensive for college students living on a budget (especially in the desert, mind you), and "carbon offset" is for douchebags who feel guilty but are too damn lazy to try anything else on the list.

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    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    February 23, 2009 at 7:24 pm
    I would add to the list 6) ANYTHING done to alleviate "global warming." It`s nothing but a giant hoax so Algore and his band of fascist hypocrites can run every aspect of our lives.
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    router52000 Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2009 at 7:31 pm
    so OldOllie global warming is a myth eh do you actually believe that if so the earth is doomed because of people like you
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    router52000 Male 18-29
    613 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 7:34 pm
    there is no such thing as organic food ( it is all geneticly modified)
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    amaqdrinker Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2009 at 7:41 pm
    global warming is at least debatable, but it`s not allowed to be debated, that`s my concern.
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    dude1234 Male 13-17
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    February 23, 2009 at 7:43 pm
    Just ship everything by train, because 1 gallon of diesel in a train can move 1 ton of goods over 400 miles, (weight of goods divided by fuel used times miles or something). That`s like driving a Civic over 6000 drating miles on one tank of gas.
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    February 23, 2009 at 8:20 pm
    > OldOllie
    > It`s nothing but a giant hoax

    Catch up Ollie... even the most die-hard adamant stubborn scientists now acknowledge that global warming is a FACT. The only debate now is whether Man caused it or if its natural cycle.

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    carolinads13 Female 13-17
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    February 23, 2009 at 8:21 pm
    It`s true for the most part, but I`d just like to point out that even though recycling isn`t saving the planet, the stuff you`re throwing out is going to a dump somewhere, so you might as well re-use it. A lot of companies even BUY that stuff, so you`re making money out of your trash. Why would you NOT do that, honestly?
    And organic food tastes better than intensive-farmed food, hence the large amount of people who eat it.

    OldOllie - honey, have you been listening to any form of media outlet lately? Have you payed attention to scientific research done not only by Americans, but by French, English, South American and who knows how many more nations? You`re in serious denial... Unless you`re being sarcastic.

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    kinkkitty620 Female 18-29
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    February 23, 2009 at 8:24 pm
    the only thing i didn`t like about this the pic of the hypodermic needle.
    it made me cringe just looking at it.
    i hate needles!
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    February 23, 2009 at 9:35 pm

    I feel very disheartened now...

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    Boredered Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2009 at 10:20 pm
    so he really had no point in not to recycle? It creates jobs saves landfills, even greater amount of trees, soo...?
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    hwkiller Male 18-29
    490 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 10:34 pm
    Ollie, the question is not whether global warming exists or not; the question is what caused it?

    Scientists were originally stating that WE caused it all. Scientists now say that it is a natural cycle, but we may have accelerated it, meaning it may also cool off just as fast as the heat came.

    I miss snow... but an early spring is nice. :p

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    saintnick Male 13-17
    270 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 11:13 pm

    pay no mind, you have a right to your opinion, as well does these algore lemmings, just don`t let them get to close, they may try to convert or burn you at the stake.

    in any case how bout the heat this year, felt kinda like late oct with the windows down, didn`t it

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    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 11:26 pm
    "in any case how bout the heat this year, felt kinda like late oct with the windows down, didn`t it"
    I don`t live in Africa, I live in Colorado, it`s cold here. No sign of global warming here.
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    Charizzo Male 18-29
    668 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 12:14 am
    CrakrJak, I`m totally digging your avatar.

    Anyways... I totally agree with the anti-bacterial soap. My friends find it nasty to not wash your hands after getting them a little bit dirty. I call it "building up my immune system."

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    saintnick Male 13-17
    270 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 12:47 am

    nor here,

    what about the Gestapo`s on this site..what say you

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    manorrd Male 30-39
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    February 24, 2009 at 1:19 am
    Required reading for all the brainwashed masses!

    4 stars!

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    Devi3000 Female 18-29
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    February 24, 2009 at 2:05 am
    Look at the liberals foam at the mouth! I love it.
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    KRAYZEEGIRL Female 30-39
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    February 24, 2009 at 2:11 am
    Yep this is all true except for the Vaccination thing. Though it may not necessarily cause autism they can make you ill. I am the former employee of a State Health Department and alot of the health providers lie to your face about some of the vaccines. The Flu vaccine is a "live" influenza strain mixed with egg whites and yeast. You can get ill from the shot. Next time you go get one ask the nurse if you can get sick from it. They will say no, than ask if you can get written proof from the CDC - they wont have it. And c`mon organic vegetables? Eventhough they do not use chemicals they use horse and cow poo from cows that are eating hay and grass that was most likely chemically treated. also, if the chinese are tainting baby food and pet food with chemicals what makes you think Tofu is so friggin good for you. lol.
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    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
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    February 24, 2009 at 2:29 am
    FINALLY! It`s about time somebody did some freaking research.
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    February 24, 2009 at 3:29 am
    KRAYZEEGIRL, this is IAB!! Don`t ruin a good argument by bringing FACTS into it!!! :-)
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    jimbobsthebe Male 18-29
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    February 24, 2009 at 4:51 am
    I agreed with most of this list. However the recycling section was bollocks. Recycling is blatantly a step forward as it is always good to reuse resources if possible.
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    FxyRoxy777 Female 18-29
    652 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 5:50 am
    rejecting a vaccine? why the heck would i do that lol. anyhow, i guess i`ll stop dragging garbage bags full of empty plastic bottles to the recycling bins every week. thanks I-A-B!
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    Rizel Male 18-29
    213 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 9:08 am
    A dead flu virus wouldnt do much good. So yeah... its a live vaccine Krayzgeeirl.

    But wait a moment...its a weakened virus. THATS THE WHOLE FREAKING IDEA BEHIND A VACCINE!

    Yes, you can get sick. Is it going to be as bad as if you caught it without the

    Seriously though, parents that refuse vaccinations for their children should be thrown infront of a bus. Oh but wait, you didnt get the moving bus vaccine...oh well.

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    Mindless2164 Male 18-29
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    February 24, 2009 at 9:10 am
    Man, this was a relief.

    *Goes for a long drive with the SUV, just for fun.*

    Thanks, IAB!

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    Boredx12 Female 13-17
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    February 24, 2009 at 9:56 am
    Im not really sure where to start tbh.
    So Ill just randomly go along... I eat organic food for my own health, becuase I dont want to be eating chemicals which can cause cancer. And if the KPO is focused on one place, where`s it coming from? Its gonna lead to a load of infertile land and then one huge, grow-all field.
    AND organic meat is so much better for the animals (

    "one tenth of one percent of the land currently used for grazing..." Thats because, due to factory farming, animals dont graze anymore. They eat grain; its not so good for them but it makes them put on weight faster. This is incredibly wasteful; if they stopped wasting grain on animals who wouldnt even eat it if we didnt make them, there wouldnt be any world hunger.
    The rest was pretty much OK though XD

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    Poreka Female 13-17
    710 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 10:57 am
    I don`t know anyone who rejects vaccines. That`s a pretty silly thing to do.
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    RyanF701 Male 18-29
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    February 24, 2009 at 11:12 am

    You need a live strain of the bacteria, otherwise.. it wouldn`t work. Same principle with snake venom and an antidote I would assume.

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    yoimmylene Female 13-17
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    February 24, 2009 at 12:10 pm
    Pfft, I didn`t even hear of some of those before to help the environment, like antibacterial anything or rejecting vaccines.
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    glocktypus Female 18-29
    430 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    Funny and True! There are some countries, starving, they must mass produce food and have diseases they must keep off the foods...Organic is such a joke, great idea but you must do more if you want to do something, plus it is costly...
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    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
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    February 24, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    Penn and Teller`s Bullsh** did a thing on the recycling it was quite interesting.
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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
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    February 24, 2009 at 1:57 pm
    "Trust me, those medicines will only make you sick. Also, I`m sorry, you seem to be dying for some reason."
    That made me laugh.

    My Government teacher didn`t believe in recycling. He said that we have plenty of land for land-fills and all the energy and trucks and blah-dee-blah is only cancelling out the good.
    He made a point.

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    123 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 4:01 pm
    wow- I don`t believe that I have ever seen such a complete set of logical fallacies in one text, well since the bible anyway
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    123 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 4:02 pm
    also, can I just point out that the way we farm is damaging the world by allowing it to facilitate more life than it should- overpopulation is destroying the earth, by going organic (or back to the way that nature works) we`d lose a few billion people but the earth would be much more functional.
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    ForAllThSin Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2009 at 1:14 pm
    kawa must pee sitting down

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