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  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    February 21, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    Link: 33 Simple Sex Tips to Turn Her On - Guys, read this. Girls, make sure your guy reads this. Very slightly NSFW, but pretty much OK.
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    Powernuke Male 13-17
    107 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    10. Apply Her Lipstick

    Ok, now it just get weird.

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    aznclueless Male 18-29
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    February 21, 2009 at 3:54 pm
    i will try some of these tonight. do not fail me IAB
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    nakoninja Male 18-29
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    February 21, 2009 at 3:56 pm
    hmmm very nice guide... any lady wanna try some of these out with me? ;-) lol i kid
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    simim23 Female 18-29
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    February 21, 2009 at 3:57 pm
    Haha, oh, my boyfriend is getting this link.
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    evanking Male 18-29
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    February 21, 2009 at 3:58 pm
    i lol`d at number 4, and i couldnt make it past the first page.
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    February 21, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    Who cares if SHE`S turned on!?!?!?
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    GosuPaul Male 18-29
    516 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 4:02 pm
    By the Gods.

    I`m speechless.

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    Kaizer250 Male 18-29
    777 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    Damn right! Do some men seriously not know any of these tricks?
    I pity their girlfriends/spouses.
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    iLoveChoo Female 18-29
    120 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    Mmmm....chilled grapes
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    SuperJesus Male 13-17
    388 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 4:21 pm
    They should extend the list to 69 ways.
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    February 21, 2009 at 4:26 pm
    Good idea not to try 4 on a first date either. That would probably get you arrested.
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    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 4:32 pm
    oh goshhhhhhhh i wish i had a guy that`d do this stuff. *drooling*
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    Davek1013 Male 18-29
    90 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 4:32 pm
    IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT!!

    actually im not

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    videogamer Male 18-29
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    February 21, 2009 at 4:32 pm
    @SuperJesus: DUR HUR HUR HUR. :B
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    yudontn0me Male 18-29
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    February 21, 2009 at 4:33 pm
    i can vouch for 32. thats a whole new feeling.

    this list is nice. i think imma try some of the more creative ones.

  17. Profile photo of JimmyPhet842
    JimmyPhet842 Male 13-17
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    February 21, 2009 at 4:35 pm
    heyyyy can someone help me im looking for a music video that was posted on here a long time ago. it was a techno song with really bright colors going all over the background and the lead singer was a sexy punky girl. ive been looking all over for it but cant find it. does anybody know what video im talking about?? thanksss
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    yblusky Male 30-39
    77 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    I like the one about the washing machine, I think i`ll try it.
  19. Profile photo of Robert_D
    Robert_D Male 18-29
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    February 21, 2009 at 4:45 pm
    JimmyPhet842, it wasn`t Sideways Ponytail by Natalie Portman`s Shaved Head, was it? It doesn`t exactly fit your description...but maybe?
  20. Profile photo of Vhreio
    Vhreio Male 30-39
    506 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 4:49 pm
    Shave her legs for her?

    Does anyone else find that too weird?

  21. Profile photo of JimmyPhet842
    JimmyPhet842 Male 13-17
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    February 21, 2009 at 4:51 pm
    OMGGG yaaa thats it!!! once i read ur comment it clicked in my head like wow. thanks Robert soooo much
  22. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1150 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 4:56 pm
    Quite a nice list, I`ll have to remember some of these :P
  23. Profile photo of ballaerina
    ballaerina Female 18-29
    590 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 5:03 pm
    I can think of so many ways that the "Silk Thong" one could go wrong.
    #5 is dumb too: I`m pretty sure most women would prefer flowers to a card.
    #14 sounds frustrating.
    #21 sounds annoying.
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    domisgood Male 18-29
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    February 21, 2009 at 5:06 pm
    yeah Vhreio - i thought that too
  25. Profile photo of Robert_D
    Robert_D Male 18-29
    589 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 5:06 pm
    Anytime JimmyPhet! Make sure you watch it on vimeo though, youtube compression sucks.
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    Victory7 Male 18-29
    362 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 5:07 pm
    Haha, what is this garbage? If I have to play flirty grab-ass games like these JUST to turn my woman on, sorry babe, there`s the door. I don`t play servant. Besides, all men need to turn a women on is a slick beard, a sweet hat, and some Bay Rum cologne. A massive bulge in your pants is optional.
  27. Profile photo of Victory7
    Victory7 Male 18-29
    362 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    Haha, what is this garbage? If I have to play flirty grab-ass games like these JUST to turn my woman on, sorry babe, there`s the door. I don`t play servant. Besides, all men need to turn a women on is a slick beard, a sweet hat, and some Bay Rum cologne. A massive bulge in your pants is optional.
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    Victory7 Male 18-29
    362 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 5:11 pm
    Double post? I don`t know how that happened.
  29. Profile photo of Kisato
    Kisato Female 18-29
    695 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 5:12 pm
    Most of this stuff I just found to be very ... odd...
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    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 5:19 pm
    the last one is a little random, and they all seem a bit... i dont know. strange.
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    himmm Male 70 & Over
    189 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 5:26 pm
    Seriously? If you need to read these tips on a website in order to realise this then you`d better stick to social ostracization.
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    Fartacus Female 50-59
    529 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 5:35 pm
    I hate thongs. It`s like getting a wedgie.
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    lightingbug Male 30-39
    182 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 5:37 pm
    The naysayers here would be surprised what you`d try in a long-term relationship where love and trust are involved, I`d say. Sure, some of this seems silly, or embarassing - but not with someone you really trust. That`s a big turn-on by itself, right there.
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    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
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    February 21, 2009 at 5:44 pm
    Fairly good list... but nothing my man doesn`t already know and do.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    February 21, 2009 at 5:47 pm
    That looks like too much work.
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    Toonoisy Female 18-29
    102 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 5:50 pm
    I`m a woman and I approve of this message. :)
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    Razamire Female 18-29
    661 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 5:53 pm
    haha why would it randomly turn a woman on with nr 32?(sounds more fun for him though)
    Sex tip that works for me: Wash the dishes,make the bed,put on the heaters and Tell me when you`re in the mood! lol
  38. Profile photo of Sajo
    Sajo Male 18-29
    436 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 6:02 pm
    I`ll do this with my girlfri... oh wait, that`s right!

    The bitch drated me over!

  39. Profile photo of Serpentchick
    Serpentchick Female 18-29
    379 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 6:06 pm
    ...Do other women really like these things? The only one I really liked was 13. I <3 hot chocolate.
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    Dr4k Male 18-29
    575 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    I need to keep this.
  41. Profile photo of NowPleaseRea
    NowPleaseRea Male 70 & Over
    176 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 6:17 pm
    The thing that really turns off the writers of these types of so called expertly advised article writers is the notion that people are people and that both men and women are all different. You can`t write trite articles like this one if you recognize this fact - so you ignore this in order to make copy and get your check and move onto the next trite article you have to write. I was put off by no 1 the instantly hot microwave guy and all day slow cooker gal analogy. What bullsh*t. Everybody is different. Another day another bullsh*t magazine article. Who reads mens health anyway?
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    kokuryuha Female 18-29
    208 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 6:31 pm
    Number 14...Ummm...this may or may not work. A lot of females (myself included) hate making decisions. (Mostly because if we make a wrong decision, the whole situation goes to sh*t.)
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    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 6:55 pm
    ugh... lame. people are different, poo like this is always bull. "men are microwaves, women are slow cookers"? puhhh leez.
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    orchydork Female 18-29
    406 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 7:06 pm
    I don`t want a man applying my lipstick. Wtf.
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    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
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    February 21, 2009 at 7:06 pm
    Hey, if this list might help spice up your sex life - good on you.
    But personally, a great deal of these suggestions sound annoying as Hell. o___o
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    mikhaillost Female 70 & Over
    538 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 7:29 pm
    ""Tonight, I`m going to make you have as many orgasms as possible." " was listed as something to say, but... that sounds awkward to me... I would turn red and never have sex again if someone said that to me.
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    yo-i-am-luke Male 18-29
    626 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 7:47 pm
    "Let Her Give You a Pearl Necklace" That one made me pause... It was talking about during sex so I thought it was on about the dirty meaning where Pearl Necklace is when you "finish off" on the girls neck leaving white little pearls.

    Anyway my girlfriends turn-on is comedy and maybe some rp. Like one time we tried star wars theme and I never had so much fun in sex! I stood on the other side of the room looking strained while holding up my hands. She asked what I was doing and I said "Trying to use the force to remove your clothing". And finishing with yoda "Finish, I did. Satisfied, I am. Much joy was had!"

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    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 8:13 pm
    aw so many of you hate on this list, but if the guy who ALREADY turned you on tried most of this stuff, you would melt.
    Admit it!!!!!!
    :)
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    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 8:15 pm
    btw yo-i-am-luke, that is the most ridiculous thing i have EVER heard. but its cute tho, so good for you! lol
  50. Profile photo of Somniphobia
    Somniphobia Female 18-29
    56 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 8:26 pm
    Most of those sound pretty stupid. I don`t think I would want my guy to do 90% of the stuff on that list.
  51. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 8:43 pm
    I think NowPleaseRea has hit the nail on the head.

    I`d bet good money that with almost any woman, some of this list would go down well, some would seem strange to her and some would irritate her. Not the same ones for each woman. Not even the same ones for the same woman all the time.

    There are no easy answers when everyone is different, but writers need to fill pages with text,

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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 8:50 pm
    "Number 14...Ummm...this may or may not work. A lot of females (myself included) hate making decisions. (Mostly because if we make a wrong decision, the whole situation goes to sh*t.)"

    That may be the biggest turn-off for me. I want something less one-sided. You`re only being asked to decide what you want, at least some of the time. I find it too much like work to decide everything for both of us. Not my cup of tea.

  53. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 8:52 pm
    Silk thong? Gag.
    An embracing hug? I hate hugs...
    Wear my name?! Pathetic.
    The whisper-anticipating thing? Please. So over.
    #9: "That much sweetness might make you nauseous, but it`ll make her feel like a lovesick teenager." ... uh, I`d feel nauseous too.
    The lipstick thing is just odd.
    "Kiss and Lick Her Hinges" I`m too ticklish for this to work.
    Most of the bath ideas are bizarre and slightly creepy.
  54. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 8:53 pm
    "I don`t want a man applying my lipstick. Wtf."

    I used to apply my woman`s lipstick, but she came home early one day and found me with it on.

    8-)

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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 8:55 pm
    "Most of the bath ideas are bizarre and slightly creepy."

    I`d go further and say that most of the whole thing is bizarre and slightly creepy.

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    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 8:57 pm
    "aw so many of you hate on this list, but if the guy who ALREADY turned you on tried most of this stuff, you would melt.
    Admit it!!!!!!
    :)"

    I rather punch the guy.

  57. Profile photo of Blue_Heaven
    Blue_Heaven Female 18-29
    76 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 9:00 pm
    "Today I am going to make you have as many orgasms as possible"
    "BWHAHAHA!! What??" would probably be my reaction. I wouldn`t melt or become turned on. I`d laugh
    Oh, and the suggestion of shaving her legs....WTF? I would never let another person shave my legs and I can`t think of any man who would want to do that anyway.
  58. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
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    February 21, 2009 at 9:05 pm
    *facepalm*
  59. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 9:09 pm
    "Oh, and the suggestion of shaving her legs....WTF?"

    It`s one form of mutual grooming, which they`ve used to fill a few items in the list. Like chimpanzees picking fleas off each other, but more civilised.

  60. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    February 21, 2009 at 9:18 pm
    How about you just learn the things that SHE likes?
  61. Profile photo of alik180
    alik180 Female 18-29
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    February 21, 2009 at 9:19 pm
    So I only read the first page, and judging by the few I read... not a single one of these would ever turn me on.
  62. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2128 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 9:34 pm
    You need a drating list to know what she likes? Seriously? You can`t think of it yourself? Why do you have her? If you`re relying on this you already drating fail. Go back to your corner and cry.
  63. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 10:01 pm
    Slain, do not advertise for your own or someone else`s website on IAB please. This is your warning.

    Thank you.

  64. Profile photo of Chiburashka
    Chiburashka Male 18-29
    292 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 10:01 pm
    Umm... what about just being nice? All the "thoughtful" gifts in the world won`t help you if you`re an non-nice individual.
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    6point02 Female 18-29
    71 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 10:06 pm
    most of these sound dumb. if my boyfriend ever tried the last one (pouring a drink into my belly button) i would be pissed.
  66. Profile photo of Kaizer250
    Kaizer250 Male 18-29
    777 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 10:08 pm
    Seriously, at least this is giving guys the urge to try and be creative with their relationships, instead of settling for the "well, it`s Tuesday, so I guess we`ll be having sex tonight" approach.
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    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 10:17 pm
    Hey, I`m doing pretty good. I`ve done or do like 25 of those things. I dunno about the public sex one, that might jeopardize my bands tour this summer, you know.. getting arrested and all.
  68. Profile photo of maddux32
    maddux32 Male 30-39
    926 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 10:22 pm
    Wow 6point02, you`re no fun at all. If the thought of your boyfriend doing most of these things sounds dumb, than it`s probably already over between you and your boyfriend.
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    maddux32 Male 30-39
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    February 21, 2009 at 10:25 pm
    I take it back 6point02.....I actually read the entire list....my bad.
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    maddux32 Male 30-39
    926 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 10:32 pm
    "How about you just learn the things that SHE likes?"

    Opie FTW...

    Just because you know what the book`s about, doesn`t mean that you`ve read the book. Assume nothing, properly interpret all the subtext, the trip from A to B will be much shorter. Ignore the subtext and you might not even get to B.

  71. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1370 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 10:56 pm
    If I tried any of this stuff on my wife, she would be turned off. my wife likes me for the guy I am, that`s what turns her on, not fake player acting. Don`t waste your time trying to unthaw a woman who has no chemistry with you, you will miss an opportunity to be with the one that rocks your world.
  72. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3299 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 11:06 pm
    34. being me
  73. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 11:08 pm
    Simple Sex Tips to Turn HIM On.

    1. Show up naked.

    2. Bring beer.

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    huck08 Male 18-29
    426 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 12:31 am
    "34. being me"

    so chicks get turned on by Eddie Munster?

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    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 12:55 am
    What?? No tips regarding urine and feces?
  76. Profile photo of Nevrmore
    Nevrmore Male 18-29
    11 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 1:02 am
    OldOllie is pretty close with his list.

    Simple Sex Tips to turn him on:

    1. Show up.

    Oh God I`m lonely.

  77. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 3:12 am
    now i think of myself as sexually quite open minded but grapey clitoris? wouldnt it be easier to roll an ice cube on your tongue for a bit? its worked for me in foreplay
  78. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 4:22 am
    That lipstick thing - I don`t know a single woman in the many I`ve lived with/partnered with that would EVER allow a man to do her lipstick. That is a very personal thing that has to be perfect. Does ANY man here know of a woman who`s ever let a man do hers?
  79. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 4:32 am
    You know what works better?

    Communication: Don`t be embarrassed to talk about sex with your partner. Discuss things that you enjoyed or didn`t like. Especially women. Tell your man when he is doing something you don`t like or doing something you do like. This way, he can improve his technique and do everything right for you. Every woman is different.

    Foreplay: Women need it and men need to learn to enjoy the anticipation and overall experience. Nothing revs up the engines better then a good long session of stroking, rubbing and licking, from both parties. It makes everyone happier!

  80. Profile photo of trailleadr
    trailleadr Male 40-49
    715 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 6:46 am
    I have to agree with Lionhart, also if my wife ever saw that I wrote her name on my shoulder or arm, she wouldn`t laugh and think I`m adorable, she`d likely say wth is wrong with you?!
  81. Profile photo of Mo73
    Mo73 Male 30-39
    322 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 7:06 am
    ok..ok.. I have shaved my wifes legs...and it did work. She thought I was crazy at first..but she loved it. :) I have a leg thing anyway ;)
  82. Profile photo of MORNAF1
    MORNAF1 Male 13-17
    557 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 8:23 am
    "Then devour both her and the fruit."

    cannibalism, the fastest way to a woman`s heart... literally

  83. Profile photo of miakauisan
    miakauisan Female 18-29
    158 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 8:52 am
    I coulnd`t read all of it....I barely got through the first page without falling out of my chair laughing. Go nuts guys...do these...lemme know how it works out for you. ;-)
  84. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 9:03 am
    I think everything in this article is very, very true. I wouldn`t necessarily enjoy having my lipstick applied by my boyfriend, but everything else was good. Especially doing and saying affectionate and sexy things when you`re not expecting sex at that moment; If I`ve been ignored all day, I`m not going to be instantly turned on when he wants sex.
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    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 9:06 am
    Oh and one more tip; have a long term relationship. Only after 4 years of being with my boyfriend do I really feel comfortable saying and doing exactly what I like.
  86. Profile photo of amaqdrinker
    amaqdrinker Male 18-29
    2245 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 10:19 am
    f*ck sincerity, look at your partner not as an individual, but as a game. if both partners can pleasure each other more than anyone else then that`s what i call love.
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    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 11:53 am
    god damn it. :(
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    heartx3jess Female 18-29
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    February 22, 2009 at 12:05 pm
    Miakauisan, i totally agree. This article made me laugh my ass off. If a guy did half these things i would just laugh at him.
  89. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2619 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 12:19 pm
    I feel like you should do whatever comes to your own head to make the woman you love feel loved. Don`t read somebody else`s list, because your actions lose their sincerity and are no longer genuine.
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    nullnill Male 18-29
    12 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 1:02 pm
    turn her on?!
    how about using a club to turn her off and than start the party.... kidding.

    girls, mind pointing out the exact things from the article that do not work ?

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    SarahJ86 Female 18-29
    495 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    My tip would be to ignore those tips and treat women as individuals rather than grouping us all together and assuming that most of us want or like the same things from a man!
  92. Profile photo of Mrsparks795
    Mrsparks795 Male 13-17
    326 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    ""Then devour both her and the fruit."
    cannibalism, the fastest way to a woman`s heart... literally"

    LOL!

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    Moopgasm Male 18-29
    250 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 1:54 pm
    LOL SO GAY
  94. Profile photo of Nibiski
    Nibiski Male 18-29
    3 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 1:56 pm
    What the drat is this?
  95. Profile photo of brownsugar3
    brownsugar3 Male 18-29
    306 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 1:58 pm
    i agree with AKappy...although like 2 or 3 i can personally say work....but like someone else mentioned...not all girls are the same, dont group them all in one category. How i see it is....if u dont get slapped on the face for it, then she liked it ;-)
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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 2:15 pm
    nice way to turn a mexican dish into a bondage session
  97. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1271 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 3:27 pm
    FFS are most men really that helpsless as to need a guide?

    Here`s a guide: be yourself and do whatever feels natural.

    If a girl really cares about you, then she won`t mind if you don`t buy her things or whisper dirties in her ear at a party.

    Its like the `how to know if a girl is faking an orgasm thing`...I mean SERIOUSLY?! It doesn`t MATTER...if she doesn`t like it, she should tell you...thats called BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 6:12 pm
    you mean getting totally mortal drunk, yelling and screaming in the front garden for half an hour, pissing in the closet and puking at the foot of the bed with one eye open trying to focus on her does`nt do it for her!?
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    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 6:12 pm
    im shocked.
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    AKappy Male 18-29
    2619 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 6:24 pm
    "How i see it is....if u dont get slapped on the face for it, then she liked it"

    If that`s true, girls LOVE being roofied, in my experience.

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    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1246 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 7:36 am
    ConverseUK is totally right. In fact, he stole the words out of my mouth
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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 4:20 pm
    ...Is this a joke?
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    Ria25 Female 18-29
    125 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 6:48 pm
    Ok I found most of these stupid, like the chilled gapes for example, wtf? I don`t want cold fruit near my bits ok. But here are the ones I thought were good tips 20,21,22,28 and 29.
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    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 9:43 pm
    This should be titled, "How to be a testicleless douchebag".
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    driftingby Female 13-17
    57 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 7:23 pm
    someof these were pretty creepy to me like
    Embrace Her Until She Makes the Move to Leave or Buy Her a Silk Thong but the "explain why you love her" part was cute.
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    theferret Female 18-29
    136 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 8:40 am
    1. no
    2. yes
    3. no - saying it is good, but wearing it??
    4. yes/no - whispering is good, but that`s a little awkward
    5. yes/no -i cherish anything he gives me
    6. meh
    7. YES!
    8. yes/no - would be nice, but that`s just unlikely
    9. yes/no - don`t do this if she lives with her parents
    10. yesish - i love it when he brushes my hair
    11. yes
    12. sure ok
    13. depends... food in bed for me equals cat hair in food
    14. NO
    15. no - stick to hands/tongue
    16. no
    17. no - tub is too small
    18. yes/no - just soapy hands works
    19. maybe yes
    20. yes sometimes
    21. no
    22. ouch
    23. NO!
    24. maybe?
    25. yes
    26. no
    27. meh
    28. huh?
    29. ouch
    30. sometimes
    31. yes
    32. what?
    33. no
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    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    March 1, 2009 at 6:59 pm
    No to pretty much all of them. Though I wouldn`t mind getting back rubs more often because every time i get them they last a grand total of 30 seconds. Like 5 minutes would really kill you...

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