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2222 Toothpicks In My Beard


Guy put 2,222 toothpicks in his beard. Something tells me ganja had something to do with this endeavor.

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Date: 02/10/09 06:12 AM

63 Responses to 2222 Toothpicks In My Beard

  1. Profile photo of Nic_Gaybot
    Nic_Gaybot Female 18-29
    230 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 7:19 am
    Link: 2222 Toothpicks In My Beard - Guy put 2,222 toothpicks in his beard. Something tells me ganja had something to do with this endeavor.
  2. Profile photo of JumboCookie
    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 7:22 am
    Video no longer available...
  3. Profile photo of dance4life
    dance4life Female 18-29
    209 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 7:24 am
    why?
  4. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 7:24 am
    Try it again Jumbo. Embedded youtube vids spaz out like that sometimes.
  5. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 7:26 am
    I think he could got another thousand in there.
    Maybe should call up Guiness Book Of Records.
  6. Profile photo of keg74
    keg74 Male 30-39
    411 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 7:26 am
    Dude looks like a hedgehog jumped on his face.
  7. Profile photo of ne028
    ne028 Male 18-29
    889 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 7:29 am
    In related news, the oral sex murder suspect has been taken into custody.*
  8. Profile photo of RandyTheFool
    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    817 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 7:32 am
    Why did he put them in one at a time? Grab a handful and stuff them in there!
  9. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 7:34 am
    2222 2thpicks
  10. Profile photo of Challenger23
    Challenger23 Female 18-29
    346 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 7:50 am
    looked like a sea urchin attached to his face.
  11. Profile photo of fleafly
    fleafly Male 18-29
    268 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 7:58 am
    feckin awesome... he probably could have gotten more in there though
  12. Profile photo of LoveTheGanja
    LoveTheGanja Female 13-17
    33 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 8:00 am
    YAY GANJA ^_^
  13. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 8:09 am
    He could have managed way more, he had the whole bottom of his beard left! Useless.
  14. Profile photo of Backfat
    Backfat Male 30-39
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    February 10, 2009 at 8:15 am
    what a way to spend a day. I mean waste a day.
  15. Profile photo of BlackiPod
    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 8:28 am
    Jews FTW
  16. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
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    February 10, 2009 at 8:47 am
    wowee!
    I liked it best when he was getting them all out again though :)
  17. Profile photo of JimboH
    JimboH Male 30-39
    603 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 9:01 am
    I was so hoping they`d show him removing them at the end. That was worthwhile.

    It would be cool if he worked as a caterer at a roostertail party and just walked around with little hors d` oeuvres stuck to the toothpicks in his beard.

    Better yet, walk around with the hors d` oeuvres on a platter with the toothpicks in them, and then show this video AFTER everybody has had their fill. It would be mean and tasteless, but funny.

    (Yeah, I had to Google the spelling...)

  18. Profile photo of JimboH
    JimboH Male 30-39
    603 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 9:03 am
    Holy crap: "roostertail"? Now THAT is funny.
  19. Profile photo of Illy74
    Illy74 Male 30-39
    86 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 9:33 am
    Jeeez,... can`t wait for the next guy, sticking 3000 toothpicks in his head.
    Let`s take it to the next level: toothbrushes! pffffffffff...
  20. Profile photo of sarahxoxo
    sarahxoxo Female 18-29
    493 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 10:29 am
    -sigh-

    I wish I had a beard.

  21. Profile photo of Slmmhmmr161
    Slmmhmmr161 Male 18-29
    606 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 11:12 am
    What a bitchin` beard! That looks awesome.
  22. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 11:22 am
    you can allways trust a man with a beard to be honest. Also brilliant beard that i know something about beards and that one was well looked after. Im gonna try grow a beard like that when im old.
  23. Profile photo of sixclaws13
    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
    2314 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 11:25 am
    As soon as my beard gets long enough.
  24. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
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    February 10, 2009 at 11:33 am
    wtf, he had loadsa beard left he could`vr prolly got 3500 in that face bush
  25. Profile photo of Ughhzombie
    Ughhzombie Female 18-29
    231 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 11:45 am
    looked like a porcupine! Intense beard, totally coulda got some more weaved in the bottom there
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    jtandtauna Female 18-29
    86 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    Ughhzombie
    Female, 18-29, Eastern US
    74 Posts Tuesday, February 10, 2009 11:45:24 AM
    "looked like a porcupine! Intense beard, totally coulda got some more weaved in the bottom there"

    It looked more like a hedgehog to me.

  27. Profile photo of woomanfoo
    woomanfoo Male 18-29
    534 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    That was one of the most epic beards ever, if not only for the fact that he looked too young to have one like that.
  28. Profile photo of quiknas
    quiknas Male 18-29
    451 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 1:49 pm
    he looks like he`s blowing a hedgehog
  29. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
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    February 10, 2009 at 1:51 pm
    joy <3
  30. Profile photo of GravyZombie
    GravyZombie Male 18-29
    84 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 2:12 pm
    Spikey Spikey! That would hurt if he feel face frist!Ouch
  31. Profile photo of dirty_blue
    dirty_blue Female 18-29
    75 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 2:24 pm
    (1.15) Truuue Towsaaand!! Sounds like Dr. Evil!
  32. Profile photo of AchLstStnd
    AchLstStnd Male 30-39
    144 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 2:48 pm
    I`m totally envious of dude`s beard. I had one about a third that long and got tired of it. Gotta admire the dedication to not shaving.
  33. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 2:55 pm
    fake beard
  34. Profile photo of wildde
    wildde Male 13-17
    163 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 3:03 pm
    My beard is perfect for that!
  35. Profile photo of wierdwaffle
    wierdwaffle Female 13-17
    160 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 3:26 pm
    not fake quackor, look at his other videos, he still has his beard.
  36. Profile photo of motownc
    motownc Male 30-39
    219 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 4:23 pm
    I knew there must be a reason for facial furniture and this is obviously it. I wanna see ZZ top try this.
  37. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 4:25 pm
    He looks like a blond hedgehog...
  38. Profile photo of perhapsmaybe
    perhapsmaybe Female 18-29
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    February 10, 2009 at 5:30 pm
    A hicks favorite passtime? Putting toothpicks in his beard.
  39. Profile photo of muffindonor
    muffindonor Male 18-29
    7 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 5:34 pm
    he looks like an idiot, but still hilarious
  40. Profile photo of mcrack50
    mcrack50 Female 13-17
    156 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 6:17 pm
    yesss.
    i wanted him to shake them out so bad
  41. Profile photo of mystyocean
    mystyocean Female 18-29
    194 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 6:24 pm
    He`s awesome ^_^
  42. Profile photo of LadyIsis
    LadyIsis Female 18-29
    403 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 6:26 pm
    Human Porcupine!
  43. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 7:09 pm
    I`ve never understood why guys like to grow scraggly beards like that. If you try to picture him without it, he looks so much better. Oh well, his face, his choice. *shrug*
  44. Profile photo of fillemorte
    fillemorte Female 18-29
    741 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 7:44 pm
    he looked like a puffer fish

    dkajsda

    i want a beard, but nevermind im a girl

    haa

  45. Profile photo of Aligirl964
    Aligirl964 Female 13-17
    115 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 7:54 pm
    you know the garbage bag with all the tooth pick in it, i bet the garbage man is like WTF?
  46. Profile photo of trailleadr
    trailleadr Male 40-49
    715 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 8:04 pm
    she wants to kiss him while he has them all in his beard.
  47. Profile photo of FxyRoxy777
    FxyRoxy777 Female 18-29
    652 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 8:47 pm
    was it necessary to turn his beard into a hedgehog?
  48. Profile photo of VagueReality
    VagueReality Female 18-29
    78 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 9:00 pm
    Hmm..

    Okay then.

  49. Profile photo of Habute
    Habute Male 18-29
    256 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 10:12 pm
    ACHOOO! damn gotta start over.
  50. Profile photo of Filipino916
    Filipino916 Male 18-29
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    February 11, 2009 at 1:54 am
    He looks like that poor dog that attacked a porcupine. <IMG SRC="http://boortz.com/images/dog_v...
  51. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 2:14 am
    I can`t help thinking that beards are incredibly disgusting. There`s always bits of food and spit in them. *shiver*
  52. Profile photo of FecesinVCR
    FecesinVCR Male 18-29
    241 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 7:09 am
    Thats a killer beard.
  53. Profile photo of heavenly15
    heavenly15 Female 13-17
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    February 11, 2009 at 8:54 am
    When he did the little eyebrow thing after saying 2222, something in my kitchen made a little *ding* noise. `Twas quite cool. :D
  54. Profile photo of ChainsawNbud
    ChainsawNbud Male 50-59
    741 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 10:57 am
    dude looks like he`s eating a porcupine.
  55. Profile photo of repost
    repost Male 13-17
    190 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 12:59 pm
    beards
    arn`t cool

    true story

  56. Profile photo of ChrisRlive
    ChrisRlive Male 18-29
    260 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 1:38 pm
    @REPOST:
    I agree.
  57. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
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    February 11, 2009 at 1:51 pm
    He looked like a pufferfish!

    I loved how he just shook them all off!

  58. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 2:20 pm
    I really extremely seriously did not need to see that
  59. Profile photo of Jonatncito
    Jonatncito Male 13-17
    173 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 7:36 pm
    was there any point to that?
  60. Profile photo of rocklobster
    rocklobster Male 13-17
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    February 11, 2009 at 8:08 pm
    he looks like the dude from zz top
  61. Profile photo of qwelch
    qwelch Female 18-29
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    February 11, 2009 at 8:53 pm
    It looks like a tree is exploding from his face.
  62. Profile photo of coolthing97
    coolthing97 Male 18-29
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    February 11, 2009 at 9:13 pm
    :-p That was badass.... It must of took like 5 hours to get all those toothpicks in there... o.o I feel so sorry for the one who had 2 count them. Lol, and his voice was so funny with all of them in his beard. *strained voice* "2,222 toothpicks......in my beard."
  63. Profile photo of midwestkid
    midwestkid Male 18-29
    25 posts
    October 7, 2010 at 4:48 pm
    why didnt he do more!?!?!?!

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