2222 Toothpicks In My Beard

Submitted by: Nic_Gaybot 8 years ago in Funny

Guy put 2,222 toothpicks in his beard. Something tells me ganja had something to do with this endeavor.
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Male 25
why didnt he do more!?!?!?!
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Male 1,059
:-p That was badass.... It must of took like 5 hours to get all those toothpicks in there... o.o I feel so sorry for the one who had 2 count them. Lol, and his voice was so funny with all of them in his beard. *strained voice* "2,222 toothpicks......in my beard."
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Female 145
It looks like a tree is exploding from his face.
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Male 79
he looks like the dude from zz top
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Male 173
was there any point to that?
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Female 2,289
I really extremely seriously did not need to see that
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Male 1,556
He looked like a pufferfish!

I loved how he just shook them all off!

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Male 260
@REPOST:
I agree.
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Male 190
beards
arn`t cool

true story

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Male 741
dude looks like he`s eating a porcupine.
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Female 965
When he did the little eyebrow thing after saying 2222, something in my kitchen made a little *ding* noise. `Twas quite cool. :D
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Male 240
Thats a killer beard.
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Female 1,963
I can`t help thinking that beards are incredibly disgusting. There`s always bits of food and spit in them. *shiver*
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Male 493
He looks like that poor dog that attacked a porcupine. <IMG SRC="http://boortz.com/images/dog_v...
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Male 256
ACHOOO! damn gotta start over.
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Female 78
Hmm..

Okay then.

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Female 652
was it necessary to turn his beard into a hedgehog?
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Male 715
she wants to kiss him while he has them all in his beard.
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Female 115
you know the garbage bag with all the tooth pick in it, i bet the garbage man is like WTF?
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Female 741
he looked like a puffer fish

dkajsda

i want a beard, but nevermind im a girl

haa

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Female 1,386
I`ve never understood why guys like to grow scraggly beards like that. If you try to picture him without it, he looks so much better. Oh well, his face, his choice. *shrug*
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Female 403
Human Porcupine!
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Female 193
He`s awesome ^_^
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Female 156
yesss.
i wanted him to shake them out so bad
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Male 7
he looks like an idiot, but still hilarious
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Female 446
A hicks favorite passtime? Putting toothpicks in his beard.
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Female 15,763
He looks like a blond hedgehog...
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Male 219
I knew there must be a reason for facial furniture and this is obviously it. I wanna see ZZ top try this.
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Female 160
not fake quackor, look at his other videos, he still has his beard.
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Male 163
My beard is perfect for that!
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Male 2,855
fake beard
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Male 144
I`m totally envious of dude`s beard. I had one about a third that long and got tired of it. Gotta admire the dedication to not shaving.
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Female 75
(1.15) Truuue Towsaaand!! Sounds like Dr. Evil!
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Male 84
Spikey Spikey! That would hurt if he feel face frist!Ouch
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Female 1,401
joy <3
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Male 451
he looks like he`s blowing a hedgehog
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Male 533
That was one of the most epic beards ever, if not only for the fact that he looked too young to have one like that.
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Female 86
Ughhzombie
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
74 Posts Tuesday, February 10, 2009 11:45:24 AM
"looked like a porcupine! Intense beard, totally coulda got some more weaved in the bottom there"

It looked more like a hedgehog to me.

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Female 231
looked like a porcupine! Intense beard, totally coulda got some more weaved in the bottom there
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Male 4,867
wtf, he had loadsa beard left he could`vr prolly got 3500 in that face bush
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Male 2,313
As soon as my beard gets long enough.
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Male 2,388
you can allways trust a man with a beard to be honest. Also brilliant beard that i know something about beards and that one was well looked after. Im gonna try grow a beard like that when im old.
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Male 606
What a bitchin` beard! That looks awesome.
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Female 493
-sigh-

I wish I had a beard.

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Male 86
Jeeez,... can`t wait for the next guy, sticking 3000 toothpicks in his head.
Let`s take it to the next level: toothbrushes! pffffffffff...
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Male 603
Holy crap: "roostertail"? Now THAT is funny.
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Male 603
I was so hoping they`d show him removing them at the end. That was worthwhile.

It would be cool if he worked as a caterer at a roostertail party and just walked around with little hors d` oeuvres stuck to the toothpicks in his beard.

Better yet, walk around with the hors d` oeuvres on a platter with the toothpicks in them, and then show this video AFTER everybody has had their fill. It would be mean and tasteless, but funny.

(Yeah, I had to Google the spelling...)

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Female 1,653
wowee!
I liked it best when he was getting them all out again though :)
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Male 1,244
Jews FTW
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Male 1,894
what a way to spend a day. I mean waste a day.
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Male 4,290
He could have managed way more, he had the whole bottom of his beard left! Useless.
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Female 33
YAY GANJA ^_^
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Male 268
feckin awesome... he probably could have gotten more in there though
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Female 346
looked like a sea urchin attached to his face.
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Male 10,440
2222 2thpicks
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Male 817
Why did he put them in one at a time? Grab a handful and stuff them in there!
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Male 889
In related news, the oral sex murder suspect has been taken into custody.*
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Male 410
Dude looks like a hedgehog jumped on his face.
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Male 17,512
I think he could got another thousand in there.
Maybe should call up Guiness Book Of Records.
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Male 12,138
Try it again Jumbo. Embedded youtube vids spaz out like that sometimes.
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Female 209
why?
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Male 1,244
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Female 230
Link: 2222 Toothpicks In My Beard [Rate Link] - Guy put 2,222 toothpicks in his beard. Something tells me ganja had something to do with this endeavor.
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