Wood Chopper From Hell

Submitted by: triplej 8 years ago in Misc

From healthy trees to tiny toothpicks in 15 seconds.
There are 69 comments:
Male 468
the hell chipper a faster way to kill our Earth
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Male 555
Fargo 2...? Anyone?
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Male 787
Where is this?
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Female 1,386
Good gravy, thats scary. o_o
Imagine being that tree...

"Do-be-do pretty day, makin air, getting kinda hungry. Time to photosynthesiz... wait... whats that noise? Ahhh!" snap, flip, strip, strip, stack.

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Male 73
Daaaang
that guy is good at maneuvering that thing
a little dangly thing on the end of a digger?
i would have no chance
I wonder what would happen if the guy had it set to take-the-bark-off mode and went over the leafy bit...
Nice machine
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Male 4,393
save the trees!!!
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Female 1,653
This is officially the end of lumberjacks
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Male 20
I want one.
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Male 240
Who the hell said that looks like rain forest? I suppose you think wasting paper destroys rain forest too? Trees are renewable, this is clearly a tree farm. Using wood products simply causes more trees to be planted and grown, its something we have been doing for 100 years. We have more forests today then we did 50 years ago.
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Female 157
"Saturday, January 24, 2009 5:01:45 PM
dean, its sad because it (appears, at least to me) is rainforest, which cannot grow quickly, or with planted back because of week soil. nature must take hundreds of years to recreat a small fraction of whats going on here. "

Ummm...that doesn`t look anything like a rainforest. those aren`t the same kind of trees. And like everyone else said, it`s a tree farm.

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Male 603
Literally, my jaw dropped when I saw that. If I were in charge of a lumber equipment manufacture/design company and one of my employees came to me with an idea to build a machine like that, I`d fire them because I`d think it couldn`t be done. That was amazing.

Let`s just be thankful that whoever designed and built that thing doesn`t work in the defense industry, because whatever evil weapon they designed would make nukes look like firecrackers. Man, that was nasty.

(Oh, and squirrels and birds have no chance.)

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Male 39
I gotta give props to the operator, that takes a lot of practice to be that efficient.
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Male 4,594
Wicked tool. I must get a miniature one to help me deal with the feral cats in my neighborhood.
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Male 10
That was freakin` awesome!
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Male 93
Would anyone else like to see that thing take on some zombies?
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Male 620
Trees are farmed.

If you want more trees, waste more paper.

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Male 152
that thing really hates the earth
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Male 372
more like tha wood chipper from HEAVEN that thing is f/ucken awesome

but in all seriousness its not a chipper at all. chippers grind trees into sawdust type material.

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Male 212
my god i bet that killed a couple thousand toucans
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Female 237
Not nearly as scary as the helicopter-trimmer thing from James Bond, `The World Is Not Enough`. That thing is enought to give anyone nightmares!
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Male 674
Yes, the grid pattern of the trees is a dead giveaway for a treefarm

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Male 271
Oh no, the "hippies" are so scared and worried that a tree farm is being cut down. You know, trees that were planted exclusively to use as wood.
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Male 277
that may kinda suck for all the trees but danm i want one to probably a good weapon during the zombie apocolyps to >:D
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Male 2,688
And I`m seriously getting a kick out of the idiots who think this is a rainforest. First of all, a rainforest would be much denser. Second, the trees would not be all uniform size. Third, they wouldn`t all be in neat little groups or arranged rows. And finally, there would be tons of animals running around all over them place due to loss of habitat. I have several farms like this one near my house. Its thanks to farms like this one that I can go out and get firewood by the crate for $10, and it lasts me all year.
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Male 2,688
This would be awesome in my backyard. I have a huge forest behind me and I hate going out and getting wood for the fire pit. This thing would make that process fun.
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Male 626
I wanna see this used on the next Saw film...
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Male 2,582
HA HA! Take that, hippies! They should name it, "Tree-hugger".
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Male 337
that was awesome. I want one.
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Male 367
I want one.
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Male 219
"It`s sad because it`s rainforest"?

Yes, it`s funny how so many natural rainforests have the trees in nice straight lines. Nature abhors untidy forests so the little forest fairies come out at night and move any tree that is out of place.

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Male 1,357
id say that this guy is a pretty skilled operator. itd take me or you a lot longer!
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Male 575
Wooo tree farms! I hear bamboo farms are a good alternative to trees. From what I`ve heard they grow faster and you get more from less land. But hey as long as they aren`t cutting down old growth forests and destroying animal habitats its all good.
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Male 591
Its amazing how few of you ever seen a tree farm. They were planted there just for the purpose of saving old growth forests. They are everywhere!

Pretty much take 10 lots or more of land. Plant one set of trees a year, then cut them down. you cycle/plant in 10 year rotations, so every year you have a ton of wood to cut down, then re-plant indefinitely. There are no animals, there is no forest, if anything they are saving the environment by doing this.

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Male 162
...awesome
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Male 166
hahaha..... sweet
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Male 1,109
should put some kinda tree hugger warning on here or something.
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Female 130
woah...i`m in love.

you effing retards...that`s not rainforest. it`s a pine tree farm. do you guys always cry like butthurt babies when you see a tree cut down?

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Male 4,547
.... That`s actually pretty awesome to watch.

Although you should actually see the machines that make toothpicks.

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Male 2,855
basically he is down an amazing hand job to mother nature, isnt that incest?
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Male 332
Take that mother nature!
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Female 723
I`m not much of an environmentalist, but I can`t help but think..."DEFORESTATION in 13.2 seconds"
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Female 138
That is so.....COOL


i want one!

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Female 36
okok guys cmon.... theyve had this stuff out for a while now haha.
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Male 24
I dunno why but there`s something about this video that makes me think about Metal Slug.
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Male 17,512
The most beautiful thing about a tree is what you can do with it after you chop it down. Furniture, Houses, Paper We surround ourselves with their products.

Trees are a renewable resource, This is a tree farm. Notice all the nice neat rows of trees of similar size. No old growth or rare trees there.

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Male 756
That was terrifyingly amazing
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Female 212
"I feel like the japanese can/should utilize this technology to create fighting robots."

Condeisel you took the words right out of my mouth. lol

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Female 15,763
o-o

They`re going to take over the world... f*ck zombies man, THIS is the apocalypse!

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Male 1,853
I remember seeing something about this on the History Channel. But without the pooty music, of course.
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Female 523
"as cool as it was to watch the amazing efficiency of that machine, this is why deforestation is such a problem"

I agree entirely... and it`s awful to think what the animals must be thinking... seeing a loud, strange thing come into their world and destroy their home.

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Male 715
Holy cr*p! That thing is terrifyingly efficient!
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Male 11
I feel like the japanese can/should utilize this technology to create fighting robots.
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Male 845
"as cool as it was to watch the amazing efficiency of that machine, this is why deforestation is such a problem "

[word]

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Male 181
Hoooray for modern Industry!

Although the trees in this video are extremely tiny..

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Male 600
I`m scared.
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Male 886
as cool as it was to watch the amazing efficiency of that machine, this is why deforestation is such a problem
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Male 712
This dude is a pro.
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Male 12,138
vv "woah...a one second repost? brb gotta call Guiness."

I want to be angry, but that was pretty funny, I have to begrudgingly admit.

Fixed now.

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Male 9,306
Gotta love all that deforestation...
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Male 350
why sad? wood has to be cut so you can sit in your fancy bos-chair which I am 100% sure has a wooden core somewhere and type into your keyboard on your wooden desk.. you don`t know what they are doing there right? maybe behind the machine there is a gardener just planting new trees? 2 for every tree they cut off maybe?
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Male 176
Sad. Amazing, but sad.
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Male 4,793
woah...a one second repost? brb gotta call Guiness.
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Male 1,837
history in the making: "I-Am-Bored.com makes record-setting repost."
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Male 350
QUICKEST REPOST EVER! not even 1 second between them!

and also this "thing" is.. wow.. I bet is doesn`t even hurt if you put your arm in this because it would suck the rest of you right in

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Female 4,225
Whoah, man that`s....wow

Also, this link was posted twie.

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Male 60
NOTHING IS SAFE!!!
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Female 199
Mesmerising.
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Male 976
Whooo hoo! double post!
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Male 382
Link: Wood Chopper From Hell [Rate Link] - From healthy trees to tiny toothpicks in 15 seconds.
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