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Date: 01/21/09 03:18 PM

73 Responses to Was a School Shooting Preventable?

  1. Profile photo of smartbomb314
    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
    1220 posts
    January 21, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    Link: Was a School Shooting Preventable? - Teachers may have missed crucial clues pointing to a student`s rampage around his school.
  2. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3286 posts
    January 21, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    Can we please have an Onion warning from now on?
    I mean the Onion isn`t even funny most of the time...
  3. Profile photo of Dextrine
    Dextrine Male 18-29
    483 posts
    January 21, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    I love how they make fun of the ignorance most of the media shows.
  4. Profile photo of unsub
    unsub Female 18-29
    924 posts
    January 21, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    I expected it not to be real before even watching the video ... and I was right.
    But I also expected it to be funny ... and I was wrong.
  5. Profile photo of Androgynous
    Androgynous Male 18-29
    757 posts
    January 21, 2009 at 3:51 pm
    Goddammit, Onion!
    I thought it was real for the longest time.
  6. Profile photo of Zoto
    Zoto Male 18-29
    273 posts
    January 21, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    Gotta love the Onion!
  7. Profile photo of Squab27
    Squab27 Male 13-17
    132 posts
    January 21, 2009 at 3:53 pm
    lol that was great!
  8. Profile photo of ThatWasFunny
    ThatWasFunny Male 18-29
    701 posts
    January 21, 2009 at 3:53 pm
    lol that was freakin retarded..
  9. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    January 21, 2009 at 3:53 pm
    hmm onion tries too hard,
    not really funneh
  10. Profile photo of marencolleen
    marencolleen Female 18-29
    531 posts
    January 21, 2009 at 3:57 pm
    all the onion ever has is complete crap, why do you keep posting it?
  11. Profile photo of TheAwesome
    TheAwesome Female 18-29
    76 posts
    January 21, 2009 at 4:02 pm
    k, if I wanted to see something from the onion i would go to their website. I go to i-a-b so I can see random stuff that comes out of nowhere...
  12. Profile photo of Pindragon
    Pindragon Male 18-29
    600 posts
    January 21, 2009 at 4:33 pm
    Yeah... lets make fun of school shootings... Ho ho ho.... ha ha... he he....
  13. Profile photo of gandhi172
    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2028 posts
    January 21, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    This is coincidental... there`s been a rumor going around in my school today that someone`s going to come in with a gun and shoot... I bloody hope not. D:
    I think a lot of people said they`re going to stay home...
  14. Profile photo of smartbomb314
    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
    1220 posts
    January 21, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    awwwwww c`mon i think that the onion`s really funny!
  15. Profile photo of plotbe01
    plotbe01 Male 18-29
    15 posts
    January 21, 2009 at 4:50 pm
    C`mon guys, what`s with the onion flaming?

    I agree with smartbomb the onion`s pretty funny. Also the method with which they give the fake news is well done, almost in the style of the Daily Show.

    Also, did you really think this would be real, with that title and labeled as funny?
    really?

  16. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    January 21, 2009 at 5:21 pm
    hahahah! Good stuff. "kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kil
  17. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    January 21, 2009 at 5:36 pm
    how is the onion funny? i never get it
  18. Profile photo of sarahxoxo
    sarahxoxo Female 18-29
    493 posts
    January 21, 2009 at 5:47 pm
    This is one of the few things from Onion I didn`t find funny =/
  19. Profile photo of outfire
    outfire Male 13-17
    524 posts
    January 21, 2009 at 5:53 pm
    I find it sad that i don`t find out that it`s the onion until halfway through lol. Kind of a bit of a serious subject to joke about though, no?
  20. Profile photo of pick_me
    pick_me Male 18-29
    544 posts
    January 21, 2009 at 5:54 pm
    std?
  21. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    January 21, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    lol @ 3 previous school shootings
  22. Profile photo of punkipenguin
    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    January 21, 2009 at 6:22 pm
    i thought it was kinda funny. and i like the onion!
  23. Profile photo of RandyTheFool
    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    817 posts
    January 21, 2009 at 6:25 pm
    Quackor: "how is the onion funny? i never get it"

    You and me both. It`s pretty godawful and never funny. I do like these Onion posts though, I don`t give enough videos 1 star so it gives me the chance to do so.

  24. Profile photo of DemonCurtain
    DemonCurtain Male 18-29
    244 posts
    January 21, 2009 at 6:34 pm
    Grinned a little bit at "kill kill kill kill kill kill kill."

    Other than that, not funny.

    "Kind of a bit of a serious subject to joke about though, no?"

    No, everything is fair game.

  25. Profile photo of outdoorMINER
    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
    934 posts
    January 21, 2009 at 6:43 pm
    Loyola sounds like areola.
  26. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    January 21, 2009 at 6:51 pm
    That`s not funny. That`s horrible.
  27. Profile photo of Lockon
    Lockon Male 18-29
    376 posts
    January 21, 2009 at 6:55 pm
    enough onion. really.
  28. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    January 21, 2009 at 6:55 pm
    Lmao at how they were making fun of him.

    The point of the onion is to not take it seriously. Relax people. It`s just a joke ffs.

  29. Profile photo of andystevens
    andystevens Male 18-29
    247 posts
    January 21, 2009 at 6:57 pm
    The best humor is rooted in truth. The Onion is the bomb.
  30. Profile photo of Deadman3215
    Deadman3215 Male 18-29
    536 posts
    January 21, 2009 at 6:59 pm
    Lol
  31. Profile photo of Lockon
    Lockon Male 18-29
    376 posts
    January 21, 2009 at 7:02 pm
    The Onion doesn`t offend me, it annoys me at how often that shiz is posted on a daily basis.
  32. Profile photo of TVirus014
    TVirus014 Female 18-29
    25 posts
    January 21, 2009 at 7:28 pm
    Aw dammit, I feel for it.... again lol
  33. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    January 21, 2009 at 7:48 pm
    again with the onion...when will it die.
  34. Profile photo of BirdOfHermes
    BirdOfHermes Male 13-17
    294 posts
    January 21, 2009 at 8:20 pm
    no. just no.
  35. Profile photo of Spirithound
    Spirithound Male 18-29
    814 posts
    January 21, 2009 at 8:36 pm
    ok, i thought it was real for a bit, and i was like, it`s sad that i hadn`t heard about it, cuz the shootings are getting so common they`re just not getting national attention anymore.........
  36. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    January 21, 2009 at 8:54 pm
    i wear schools because they look awesome not because im unhappy or planning to kill.. its the notes scrawled in blood and excrement that shows that *twitches*
  37. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    January 21, 2009 at 8:54 pm
    *skulls..
    haha very bad typo
  38. Profile photo of french88
    french88 Female 18-29
    98 posts
    January 21, 2009 at 9:08 pm
    Yeeeeeeeaaahh... ok
  39. Profile photo of JoexBro
    JoexBro Male 18-29
    550 posts
    January 21, 2009 at 10:14 pm
    what, hes gone on shooting rampages before?
    why the hell was he still in that school?
    and that psychiatrist, well doesnt know poo
  40. Profile photo of llama4114
    llama4114 Female 18-29
    91 posts
    January 21, 2009 at 10:49 pm
    Haaa... i love the onion when i dont know its the onion.
  41. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    January 21, 2009 at 10:53 pm
    OMG! That was hilarious!

    I loved it so much because I`m in Tampa, FL!

    I was watching it and half listening and I heard Tampa and then was like - "wait why haven`t I heard about a HS shooting? And we don`t have a HS by that name here. . . " Then I saw the Onion thing! Ahahahahaha.

    Oh, Onion - you got me! You got me! Hell, at least we were recognized! It`s only because we have the Superbowl. . . AGAIN!

  42. Profile photo of Ticomeister
    Ticomeister Male 18-29
    72 posts
    January 21, 2009 at 11:00 pm
    lol same here USF girl!!!
    I was like...wait a tic... I dont remember a shooting at my school....

    those silly onions...

  43. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 12:01 am
    As soon as I see it`s The Onion I just close it.
  44. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 1:15 am
    Ditto to what TR-Wolf said.
    When I see onion its an insta-close. I like real stories that result in something retarded or goofy... not fake.
  45. Profile photo of trailleadr
    trailleadr Male 40-49
    715 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 3:30 am
    Gotta love the onion for poking fun at the blatantly obvious.
  46. Profile photo of Mindless2164
    Mindless2164 Male 18-29
    499 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 3:57 am
    Haha! You guys got me again.

    Genius

  47. Profile photo of AGit
    AGit Male 30-39
    995 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 7:24 am
    Great as always! I don`t know what`s more entertaining, the Onion or some of these posts whining about it
  48. Profile photo of in2gooh
    in2gooh Female 18-29
    317 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 8:18 am
    LOL I for one love the onion! keep on posting this stuff!
  49. Profile photo of Ravster
    Ravster Male 13-17
    191 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 8:30 am
    we love you onion, we do
    we love you onion, we do
    we love you onion, we do ....... ohhhhhhhhhhh onion we love you
  50. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 8:40 am
    There was a title about a school shooting with the icon for "Funny" next to it. Thank GOD it`s from The Onion.
  51. Profile photo of viczko
    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 9:35 am
    yup... silly onion news
  52. Profile photo of syke22
    syke22 Male 18-29
    1136 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 10:27 am
    god i hate onion its so retarded...but its funny sometimes
  53. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 10:42 am
    onion = LMAO
  54. Profile photo of BrokenlGlass
    BrokenlGlass Male 13-17
    26 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 2:21 pm
    Onion!
  55. Profile photo of Sociophobic
    Sociophobic Male 18-29
    367 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 2:21 pm
    They always hit the nail on the head.
  56. Profile photo of mysticalrose
    mysticalrose Female 18-29
    158 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 2:47 pm
    *Should we regard this shooting as a sign that he may go on a rampage again?*
  57. Profile photo of averybigman
    averybigman Male 18-29
    76 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 3:14 pm
    i honestly got so pissed at these people and i was thinkin wtf! but its just the onion
  58. Profile photo of Fritolicious
    Fritolicious Male 18-29
    199 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 3:21 pm
    Sounds like the news after a terrorist attack...
  59. Profile photo of Blakcat71388
    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
    876 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 3:23 pm
    I think this is funny. But I feel bad for thinking it`s funny `cause I feel like.. It`s too real. But that`s satire, I guess. >.>
  60. Profile photo of burnin_roses
    burnin_roses Female 18-29
    289 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 3:27 pm
    Dark colors?

    F()ck her

    I wear dark colors ALL the f()cking time
    that doesnt mean poo

    I am extremely happy and show is everyone else i
    know that wears it

    sterotypes like that piss me off extremely bad

    f()cking bitch

  61. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1183 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 3:49 pm
    burnin roses

    you do understand this is the onion and not real... its a joke

  62. Profile photo of burnin_roses
    burnin_roses Female 18-29
    289 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 3:54 pm
    basketcase do you realize i dont care

    any comment like that tickes me off

    because on there or not
    people still think that

    still annoying to hear

    idc if
    she said it
    if dan cook said it
    or if it was on the freaking simpsons
    stil annoying
    still makes me mad to hear it

    because thats how that crap gets in
    peopls heads

  63. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1183 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    maybe you being an idiot makes people stereotype you burnin roses.
  64. Profile photo of burnin_roses
    burnin_roses Female 18-29
    289 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 4:24 pm
    you can call me an idiot all you want
    i was just stating my opinion

    when stating an opinion becomes idiotic
    then you can call me an idiot but
    why bash on someone just because they
    hate hearing a sterotype
    its just stupid oh well

    and im getting out of this stupid little
    argument

  65. Profile photo of Tdogg111
    Tdogg111 Male 13-17
    473 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 5:47 pm
    burnin roses,

    they were using the dark colours as a joke, simply to make it look like that was the problem and not the fact that he killed other people. thats what the onion does. get over it

  66. Profile photo of bulbasaur
    bulbasaur Female 18-29
    168 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    Eh, I don`t find much about school shootings funny. This is borderline offensive if you ask me.
  67. Profile photo of confuzedkid
    confuzedkid Male 13-17
    161 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 7:24 pm
    is this the onion or something?
  68. Profile photo of lesmith11
    lesmith11 Female 18-29
    203 posts
    January 23, 2009 at 2:33 am
    LOl it`s funny coz it`s sarcastic.

    And I agree with Basket, It`s a joke Roses! My fav colour is black!

    Can u really take the onion that seriously? I`d get off i-a-b if u can`t take a joke

  69. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    January 23, 2009 at 9:51 am
    Onion = Automatic ignore.
  70. Profile photo of DeadlyLegion
    DeadlyLegion Male 18-29
    452 posts
    January 23, 2009 at 11:05 am
    Genious ^_^ I agree with GNN.
  71. Profile photo of whipsmart
    whipsmart Female 18-29
    665 posts
    January 23, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    I feel like such an a-hole. Usually I know when I`m watching the Onion, but this time I started yelling at the computer. Ooops.
  72. Profile photo of perhapsmaybe
    perhapsmaybe Female 18-29
    446 posts
    January 24, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    I`m completely speechless.

    There is no way that is funny. at all. People shouldn`t make fun of those things.

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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    July 25, 2009 at 2:09 am
    no comment

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