Was a School Shooting Preventable?

Submitted by: smartbomb314 8 years ago in Funny

Police Say School Shooter Had Troubled Past, History Of School Shootings
Teachers may have missed crucial clues pointing to a student"s rampage around his school.
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Female 5,222
no comment
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Female 446
I`m completely speechless.

There is no way that is funny. at all. People shouldn`t make fun of those things.

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Female 665
I feel like such an a-hole. Usually I know when I`m watching the Onion, but this time I started yelling at the computer. Ooops.
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Male 452
Genious ^_^ I agree with GNN.
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Male 3,059
Onion = Automatic ignore.
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Female 203
LOl it`s funny coz it`s sarcastic.

And I agree with Basket, It`s a joke Roses! My fav colour is black!

Can u really take the onion that seriously? I`d get off i-a-b if u can`t take a joke

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Male 161
is this the onion or something?
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Female 168
Eh, I don`t find much about school shootings funny. This is borderline offensive if you ask me.
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Male 473
burnin roses,

they were using the dark colours as a joke, simply to make it look like that was the problem and not the fact that he killed other people. thats what the onion does. get over it

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Female 289
you can call me an idiot all you want
i was just stating my opinion

when stating an opinion becomes idiotic
then you can call me an idiot but
why bash on someone just because they
hate hearing a sterotype
its just stupid oh well

and im getting out of this stupid little
argument

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Male 1,182
maybe you being an idiot makes people stereotype you burnin roses.
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Female 289
basketcase do you realize i dont care

any comment like that tickes me off

because on there or not
people still think that

still annoying to hear

idc if
she said it
if dan cook said it
or if it was on the freaking simpsons
stil annoying
still makes me mad to hear it

because thats how that crap gets in
peopls heads

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Male 1,182
burnin roses

you do understand this is the onion and not real... its a joke

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Female 289
Dark colors?

F()ck her

I wear dark colors ALL the f()cking time
that doesnt mean poo

I am extremely happy and show is everyone else i
know that wears it

sterotypes like that piss me off extremely bad

f()cking bitch

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Female 876
I think this is funny. But I feel bad for thinking it`s funny `cause I feel like.. It`s too real. But that`s satire, I guess. >.>
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Male 199
Sounds like the news after a terrorist attack...
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Male 76
i honestly got so pissed at these people and i was thinkin wtf! but its just the onion
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Female 157
*Should we regard this shooting as a sign that he may go on a rampage again?*
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Male 367
They always hit the nail on the head.
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Male 26
Onion!
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Female 1,653
onion = LMAO
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Male 1,136
god i hate onion its so retarded...but its funny sometimes
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Male 906
yup... silly onion news
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Male 1,598
There was a title about a school shooting with the icon for "Funny" next to it. Thank GOD it`s from The Onion.
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Male 191
we love you onion, we do
we love you onion, we do
we love you onion, we do ....... ohhhhhhhhhhh onion we love you
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Female 317
LOL I for one love the onion! keep on posting this stuff!
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Male 995
Great as always! I don`t know what`s more entertaining, the Onion or some of these posts whining about it
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Male 499
Haha! You guys got me again.

Genius

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Male 715
Gotta love the onion for poking fun at the blatantly obvious.
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Female 1,386
Ditto to what TR-Wolf said.
When I see onion its an insta-close. I like real stories that result in something retarded or goofy... not fake.
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Male 1,557
As soon as I see it`s The Onion I just close it.
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Male 72
lol same here USF girl!!!
I was like...wait a tic... I dont remember a shooting at my school....

those silly onions...

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Female 1,436
OMG! That was hilarious!

I loved it so much because I`m in Tampa, FL!

I was watching it and half listening and I heard Tampa and then was like - "wait why haven`t I heard about a HS shooting? And we don`t have a HS by that name here. . . " Then I saw the Onion thing! Ahahahahaha.

Oh, Onion - you got me! You got me! Hell, at least we were recognized! It`s only because we have the Superbowl. . . AGAIN!

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Female 91
Haaa... i love the onion when i dont know its the onion.
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Male 557
what, hes gone on shooting rampages before?
why the hell was he still in that school?
and that psychiatrist, well doesnt know poo
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Female 98
Yeeeeeeeaaahh... ok
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Male 1,164
*skulls..
haha very bad typo
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Male 1,164
i wear schools because they look awesome not because im unhappy or planning to kill.. its the notes scrawled in blood and excrement that shows that *twitches*
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Male 814
ok, i thought it was real for a bit, and i was like, it`s sad that i hadn`t heard about it, cuz the shootings are getting so common they`re just not getting national attention anymore.........
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Male 294
no. just no.
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Female 1,095
again with the onion...when will it die.
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Female 25
Aw dammit, I feel for it.... again lol
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Male 376
The Onion doesn`t offend me, it annoys me at how often that shiz is posted on a daily basis.
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Male 536
Lol
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Male 247
The best humor is rooted in truth. The Onion is the bomb.
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Male 2,125
Lmao at how they were making fun of him.

The point of the onion is to not take it seriously. Relax people. It`s just a joke ffs.

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Male 376
enough onion. really.
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Female 1,652
That`s not funny. That`s horrible.
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Female 934
Loyola sounds like areola.
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Male 244
Grinned a little bit at "kill kill kill kill kill kill kill."

Other than that, not funny.

"Kind of a bit of a serious subject to joke about though, no?"

No, everything is fair game.

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Male 817
Quackor: "how is the onion funny? i never get it"

You and me both. It`s pretty godawful and never funny. I do like these Onion posts though, I don`t give enough videos 1 star so it gives me the chance to do so.

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Female 778
i thought it was kinda funny. and i like the onion!
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Male 7,378
lol @ 3 previous school shootings
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Male 544
std?
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Male 524
I find it sad that i don`t find out that it`s the onion until halfway through lol. Kind of a bit of a serious subject to joke about though, no?
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Female 493
This is one of the few things from Onion I didn`t find funny =/
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Male 2,855
how is the onion funny? i never get it
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Male 10,440
hahahah! Good stuff. "kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kil
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Male 15
C`mon guys, what`s with the onion flaming?

I agree with smartbomb the onion`s pretty funny. Also the method with which they give the fake news is well done, almost in the style of the Daily Show.

Also, did you really think this would be real, with that title and labeled as funny?
really?

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Male 1,220
awwwwww c`mon i think that the onion`s really funny!
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Male 2,028
This is coincidental... there`s been a rumor going around in my school today that someone`s going to come in with a gun and shoot... I bloody hope not. D:
I think a lot of people said they`re going to stay home...
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Male 600
Yeah... lets make fun of school shootings... Ho ho ho.... ha ha... he he....
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Female 76
k, if I wanted to see something from the onion i would go to their website. I go to i-a-b so I can see random stuff that comes out of nowhere...
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Female 531
all the onion ever has is complete crap, why do you keep posting it?
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Male 4,867
hmm onion tries too hard,
not really funneh
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Male 701
lol that was freakin retarded..
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Male 132
lol that was great!
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Male 273
Gotta love the Onion!
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Male 756
Goddammit, Onion!
I thought it was real for the longest time.
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Female 924
I expected it not to be real before even watching the video ... and I was right.
But I also expected it to be funny ... and I was wrong.
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Male 483
I love how they make fun of the ignorance most of the media shows.
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Male 3,462
Can we please have an Onion warning from now on?
I mean the Onion isn`t even funny most of the time...
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Male 1,220
Link: Was a School Shooting Preventable? [Rate Link] - Teachers may have missed crucial clues pointing to a student`s rampage around his school.
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