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"Hey! Lookit this closeup of a lizard! I bet you uninformed retards think it`s some magical space monster from those brain dissolving `animated cartoons` and `fantasy` shows you usually watch. Well, you`re watching the Discovery Channel now, and we don`t drat around! That`s a lizard, and I`m gonna spend the next five minutes explaining to you brain-dead losers what exactly that means. Try to keep up."
I want one.
Narrator sounds like a douche.