The Top 10 Most Unfunny Comedians of All Time

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Entertainment
http://coedmagazine.com/features/lists/50803/

There thousands of comics out there, but only a handful of funny ones. These 10 comics are not one of the funny ones.
There are 113 comments:
Male 833
dammmit i knew dane cook would be on here...

tho the whole joke stealing thing isnt really proven...

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Female 298
@bonzoello.
you watch the blue collar comedy tour,.
? haha i partially agree. xcept for larry the cable guy. co he was mater in Cars, and mater is bloody fantastic
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Female 1,496
The best part of that link was on the right. Lesbian sex scene in House M.D. Tuesday night. Go on click it. You know you want to.
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Male 516
blacksun1212: chill out... not everyone has the same taste in comedy. i personally think mencia is not funny at all, but that is my opinion. you don`t have to attack anyone who disagrees with you
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Male 228
i was just thinking about this..... WHY THE HELL WEREN`T JEFF FOXWORTHY AND LARRY THE CABLE GUY ON THIS LIST???!!!!!
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Female 2,220
Dr_Sexy
Male, 18-29, Europe
167 Posts Saturday, January 10, 2009 7:45:23 AM
lenny henry was on last night, abysmal

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Live at the apollo? Yeah. Ed Byrne TOTALLY showed him up.
That pink tracksuit gag made me wee.

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Female 779
I loved #5! The rest definately suck though. :/
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Male 77
i like carlos mencia and dane cook
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Male 266
Why am i not suprised yet surprised at the same time that Carlos Mencia and Dane Cook are on this list? Theyre like, the best yet their at numbers 2 and 1. These people don`t know comedy. Theyre probally still laughing at knock knock jokes. And y r they hating on all the comedians when they could never do anything like that. Theyd all get kicked off the stage in a matter of minutes... I bet u that 5 yr olds are funnier than those losers that work at that magizinge
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Male 541
i think a lot of people hate Dane Cook is because he`s so popular. I`m not in love with him though. He`s probably around number ten on my funniest comics. (i personally think Jim Gaffigan is hilarious).
And about stealing jokes? I`ve seen other comics doit to. people just talk about Dane Cook stealing because everyone knows him.
Oh and Kathy Griffen should die
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Female 1,211
Boo. I like #5.
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Male 132
dane cook is funny. they just dont know good comedy
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Male 31
I have to agree with one of the commenters on that site.

Where`s Sarah Silverman? She`s the third in my Trifecta of Unfunny Comics. The other two are Carlos Mencia and Dane Cook.

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Male 905
haha i like jeff dunham and all his puppets. hes one of the best
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Male 619
I had to check out the list to make sure that Dane Cook was on it. I don`t like him, but then again, I`m not a girl between the ages of 15 and 24.
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Male 2,159
Why try to cure boredom with a stream of videos that deliberately aren`t funny?

The explanations weren`t even mildly funny like they are on cracked.

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Female 331
Aw, I love Dane Cook :( He`s just so crazy it`s hilarious. Yeah, okay, I`m not ignorant to the fact that he steals jokes. But he still delivers.

Maybe it`s a generation thing...? You know, how a lot of people didn`t like Fred, but the kids of today think he`s hilarious (as do I).

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Male 1,596
lenny henry was on last night, abysmal
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Male 513
Ricky Gervais should have been on this list. I fell asleep watching him one night.
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Male 1,135
dane cook should have been on ther twice
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Male 1,140
there were a few that i couldn`t agree with and for almost every one of them they used their worst bit.
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Male 31
I hate Madtv but this was a spot on impersonation.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zy4zgCsgq...
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Male 400
I hate Kathy Griffin
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Female 2,220
YESSS
Dane Cook.
Agreed.
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Female 1,653
Whopie Goldberg made me laugh and then hate myself for laughing.
I cant work out if it`s ok to laugh at racist jokes if the person tlling you the joke is black or not.
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Male 73
LMAO at the post
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Male 259
Carrot tops are funny.
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Male 292
They have a lot of nerve dissing other people for being unfunny. That article wasn`t funny, it was just whiny and petulant.
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Female 354
I LOVE EDDIE IZZARD
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Female 2,927
this guy is a duche, whoppie gold berg is hilarious, and kathy says everything we are thinking.
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Male 506
Why is Andrew Dice Clay not at number one, he`s the worst `comedian` on the planet.
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Male 2,510
but i do agree this list has been mostly comprised because the person dislikes them not because they are unfunny.
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Male 2,510
also eddie izzard is high brow, you wont get him if all your after is people falling into sewage ducts and nut shots.
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Male 2,510
d katman...you will burn in hell for besmerching eddie izzards good name.
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Male 1,835
1. why is eddie izard not on here

2. how did i guess this would be a mencia/cook slam
yes. they`re two of the most mainstream and kinna lame comedians i`ve ever watched, but don`t create lists just because you hate someone

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Male 348
"I CAN’T BELEVE U REALLY PUT DANE COOK ON THIS LIST
I HATE U GUYZ
U DON’T KNOW FUNNY IF IT BIT U IN THE AZZ
JESUIS
GOD DANE COOK IS AWESOME"

....sweet JESUS

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Female 1,652
Why isn`t Margaret Cho on here?
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Male 991
Carrot Top should be higher up.
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Male 228
Ok, on principal I do not like Carrot Top or Dane Cook, but of all the videos I watched on there- those two got a laugh out of me. Just one. But, nonetheless I`m feeling a little unsafe and confused about the world right now.
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Male 367
Personally I would not like to see that chick sans clothes...she`s a dude.
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Male 77
kathy grffin should not be on that list.
she is actually funny... altho some of you dont like the way she does her act.
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Male 2,582
Carlos Mencia is terrible, maybe the worst "comedian" of all time if you can call what he does comedy.
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Female 182
"Hmmm, Carlos shouldn`t have been on there imo, his jokes are better than Dane Cook and everyone on that list. Racism is funny, in certain ways. Not in the "hang black people and have a drunken party" but in a stereotype way. What I`m saying is that his racism isn`t violent racism, it`s just... funny. He makes it light. Same with his sex and retardation jokes, although the dee dee dee is kinda of rude...

Replace Mencia with George Lopez, and the list is win."

He gets the sh*t beat out of him all of the time by comedians for stealing literally thousands of jokes.

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Male 1,164
carrot top makes me RAGE!
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Male 190
why are these comedians famous if they are not good at doing comedy? just throwing it out there
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Male 21
Hmmm, Carlos shouldn`t have been on there imo, his jokes are better than Dane Cook and everyone on that list. Racism is funny, in certain ways. Not in the "hang black people and have a drunken party" but in a stereotype way. What I`m saying is that his racism isn`t violent racism, it`s just... funny. He makes it light. Same with his sex and retardation jokes, although the dee dee dee is kinda of rude...

Replace Mencia with George Lopez, and the list is win.

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Female 182
"I am not a huge fan of Dane Cook, however he isn`t one of the most unfunniest people. I think it is the in thing to do when someone gets so popular they have to pick on them."
All he does is repeat the same thing over and drag it on and yell. It looks like he`s having a angry ballet. :/ He`s also a joke stealer.
I`m glad Carlos Mencia`s on there too, since he`s also a joke stealer. I don`t like Kathy Griffin either. She just comes off as a bitchy stereotypical woman to me.
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Female 1,604
I am not a huge fan of Dane Cook, however he isn`t one of the most unfunniest people. I think it is the in thing to do when someone gets so popular they have to pick on them.
Carrot Top I always found amusing, not rofl funny.
Kathy Griffin is funny.

I however cannot STAND Richard Lewis ugh

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Male 2,703
negative one, you apparently haven`t seen Robin Williams Live (from 2003 or `04), funny stuff. He`s a funny comedian who will get you rolling. some of his stuff goes too far and he gets carried away, and its definitely not something you sit down with your family to watch, but he IS funny. much better than Dane Cook, but thats not hard to do
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Female 20
Simple minds like simple things... and for some of these people to get so much popularity... you see where I`m going.
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Female 354
i`m sorry but I still love dane cook
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Male 342
"KATHY GRIFFIN ROCKS!" "I agree with all but Kathy Griffin." DOES KATHY GRIFFIN HAVE TO COME TO YOUR WORK AND KNOCK THE DICKS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH?!?!?!?!?
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Male 672
I actually checked through the list to make sure Kathy Griffin wasn`t on here, because if she was (and is) it makes the opinion of this list maker utterly void. KATHY GRIFFIN ROCKS!
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Male 599
Hate: Mencia
O.K.: Dane Cook
Laughed my ass of at: Carrot top!!!!
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Female 90
yay! for Dane Cook being #1
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Female 370
I agree with all but Kathy Griffin. Mencia is a douche. I feel like punching him in the face when I see him.
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Male 756
I`ll agree with them about Dane Cook. I have his albums, and he used to be quite funny but now the hype has made him a hack. He doesn`t even try anymore because when he even so much as opens his mouth everyone screams/laughs/cheers like idiots. So why make up good jokes when no one will care about their quality anyway?
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Male 2,582
Man they really hate Dane Cook. I think the most unfunny comedian of all time would have to be Robin Williams, by far.
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Female 15,763
NO.

KATHY GRIFFIN IS MY GOD.

LIES.

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Female 354
Cook was funny at one point in time, but over the years I generally lost intrest in him... or I guess I grew up and realized that making strange sounds and thrashing around the stage like a monkey doesn`t actually make you that funny
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Male 2,703
oh, and let me point out, Mencia has been criticized for stealing jokes, and I wouldn`t put it past him. He also changed his name, nobody would go see a mexican named NED, Carlos was not any part of his name...kinda makes you wonder.
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Male 2,703
to each their own.

George Lopez has his moments, the last show I saw was him ranting about racism...reminded me of a black comedian who uses just that as a standup, it gets tiresome.

some of those people were good in their prime, some people would say that Seinfeld isn`t funny anymore.

I have to give it to Carrottop, he might not be "funny" to most people anymore, but he still draws a crowd to his shows, pays his bills. and unlike most comedians, he doesn`t cuss if he still does the same show.

foxworthy is funny, bill engvall is funny, the other two from the white trash comedy tour aren`t...

I have to agree, Dane Cook has one or 2 GOOD jokes a show, tops. He just fowls it up so badly, cussing left and right, it kills it for me.

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Male 2,796
I agreed with all except Carrot Top, Mencia and Cook.

Carrot = innovative and imaginative
Mencia = Great comedic timing and structure of presentation
Cook = Charismatic and uses body language and sounds effectively.

I don`t see why they were on the list, although I will admit, they are not the best.

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Male 219
Comedy is as subjective as music or literature, to each their own.

I haven`t heard much material from the majority of them (we don`t need to import a lot of comedy here) but I`ve been to comedy gigs when I seemed to be the only one who thought it was crud. Over here we have to put up with Jimmy Carr who is supposedly funny. I sat through 2 hours of his live set without laughing but the rest of the venue were creasing up.

For the sake of trolling though, Dane Cook is aboot as funny as a Canadian.

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Female 5,139
I just watched some more Kathy Griffin, and Judy Tenuta, Kathy made me laugh a few times and i couldn`t stop watching Judy because she is so bizzare xD
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Male 955
I hate lists that point out the opposite of what its supposed to do.
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Male 1,958
I actually have to agree with everything from this list. I didn`t watch the youtube clips since I just ate and I don`t want to lose my dinner.
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Male 4,793
"And there he is at number 2 with dane cook at number 1. Great list! =D"

you`re a douche.

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Male 1,220
i think kathy griffin is hilarious!
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Male 374
dane cook is can actually be pretty funny:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_CwEXc9ymA...

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Male 4,793
this list is fail. dane cook is the bomb.
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Female 299
I think some of those people are funny. They aren`t the best comedians out there by far, but they make me laugh sometimes and I`m sure they make a lot of other people laugh or they wouldn`t be famous. I`ve been to a Dane Cook show and I thought it was great. There was so much energy and I could relate to some of the jokes he was saying.
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Male 502
I became a Dane Cook fan after my gf came home one day and interogateded me as to why my eyes were so bloodshot and swollen...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6pClCFr7...

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Female 2,289
Ugghh Dane Cook. I sat through one of his shows once just to make sure my hatred of his comedy was grounded. I didn`t even smile. If I want to watch someone crawl around on the floor screeching like a pterodactyl, I`ll steal candy from toddlers.
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You`re in the 13 through 17 age.... I don`t think I believe you...... I`m right... I don`t believe you.
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Male 502
"Why do the people who make these lists always seem like a complete jerk, everytime."

Alice has a point. In each video people were laughing. So to each his own, I guess.

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Female 101
I happen to like Dane Cook. Shoot me. Sinbad too for that matter. They`re right on with Kathy Griffin, Carlos Mencia, Jimmy Fallon, and Carrot Top though. Awful, awful comedians. The rest I`m pretty indifferent about.
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Female 2,289
Dane cook is funny... I don`t understand why people hate him sooo much...
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Male 90
Umm so all you dane cook haters, dont hate the player hate the game. He is the best selling Comedian. So he must be doing something right. And to hate cuz he steals jokes? Open your eyes nothings original anymore, he takes them and puts his stage presence to them. Carlos meh i dont care to defend him, he just uses raceits jokes.
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Female 5,139
"In general, Whoopi Goldberg’s audience are middle-aged soccer moms who love Walmart, cut their hair to look like 40-year-old fat dudes for the rest of their lives and think it’s subversive to philosophize about the subversity of mildly racist jokes. That’s not comedy."

Why do the people who make these lists always seem like a complete jerk, everytime. Theres no need for that, it`s just mean...

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Female 609
i think jimmy fallon is funny...
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Male 2,125
And there he is at number 2 with dane cook at number 1. Great list! =D
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Male 882
does anyone remember the carrot top movie. i loved that movie.
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Male 2,125
Crossing my fingers. Hoping to find carlos mencia here
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Male 9,305
I love Kathy Griffin, her bit about the swearing Catholics is hilarious!
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Female 5,139
How silly of me to expect to regognise any of them...
i thought some of them would be British but nooo
all American eh, of course they are pooe ;)

(it was a joke)

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Male 2,388
good list. I only laughed at carrot top briefly. I dont think films count though otherwise i wouldnt have put Dane Cook or Kathy in there
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Male 3,255
So basically its a list of some guys opinions? If I list 10 things that I personally don`t like can I get on IAB?
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Female 731
YES!! The two I do not like are the top two!!

But where`s George Lopez?

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Male 28
Ugghh Dane Cook. I sat through one of his shows once just to make sure my hatred of his comedy was grounded. I didn`t even smile. If I want to watch someone crawl around on the floor screeching like a pterodactyl, I`ll steal candy from toddlers.
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Male 1,556
Best list ever.

Especially Cook and Mencia.

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Female 9,572
"Don`t know who Judy Tenuta is, but honorable mentions should be given to these people:
Larry the Cable Guy
Jeff Foxworthy
George Lopez
Howie Mandel"

Ok, you are such a hater.

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Male 1,089
neither foxworthy
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Male 1,089
george lopez isn`t funny. period. that, my friend, is something i will die for.
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Female 9,572
Yea, none of my favorites were on there.
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Male 2,506
wow lol, i thought that dane cook one was good, "..and for the sake of the story, i drive a 1987 toolshed" xD he didnt deserve to be there, where the heck is kremer?
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Male 7,933
10. agree
9. ive heard of him but never heard him
8. idk
7. Meh... shes not good but...
6. once again idk him
5.???
4. Agreed
3. Shes somewhat funny
2. He`s ok
1. Worst..comedian...ever.

and PSU, I like foxworthy and lopez

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Female 434
Thanks Fleafly!! I agree and George Lopez`s show was hilarious I still watch the reruns on Nick at Nite because he`s awesome. BTW just looked at your picture fleafly and it toadly made my lol you are now my hero!
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Female 457
I`m sorry, but I have to disagree with Kathy Griffin and Whoopie. Now, granted, Whoopie`s STAND UP may not be that great, but you can`t deny how freakin hilarious she was in Ghost at least! The others on the list, however... spot on.
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Male 268
And George Lopez is funny! AT LEAST, he can come up with his own material, unlike Mencia and Dane Cook.
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Male 233
This list is broken, not link-wise but listing-wise
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Male 268
Yes Dane Cook deserves to be there. I`m also glad Carlos MenSTEALia is #2. And while I like the show "King Of Queens", I`ve seen Kevin James do stand up and he sucks.
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Male 78
Don`t know who Judy Tenuta is, but honorable mentions should be given to these people:

Larry the Cable Guy
Jeff Foxworthy
George Lopez
Howie Mandel

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Female 308
I actually like Dane Cook...in fact he`s one of the maybe 3 or 4 comedians in the world I can actually handle watching for more than a few minutes
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Female 55
whaat dane cook is awesome.
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Male 502
So I guess this list is subjective. I agree on most, but Dane Cook?
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Female 721
There are a few others I would`ve put on that list, but I agree with the #1 spot. Dane Cook is a tard.
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Female 102
Dane Cook was cute.
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Male 13
I think Dane Cook is hilarious, He`s obviously most people think so to. I don`t see what`s so bad about his style of comedy.
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Female 434
Um actually George Lopez is Hilarious
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Female 167
What about Jerry Seinfeld? He sucks.
Totally agree w/ Dane Cook though. He`s just awful. xD
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Male 976
Where the Hell is George Lopez? He should be all ten on the list.
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Male 20,917
Link: The Top 10 Most Unfunny Comedians of All Time [Rate Link] - There thousands of comics out there, but only a handful of funny ones. These 10 comics are not one of the funny ones.
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