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Date: 01/01/09 09:21 AM

41 Responses to The Physique of the Christ

  1. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    January 1, 2009 at 9:21 am
    Link: The Physique of the Christ - Dang. I never knew Jesus was this hardcore. I also never knew that he had a Scottish accent.
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    Fartacus Female 50-59
    529 posts
    January 1, 2009 at 9:36 am
    If this was the Middle Ages we would all be burned at the stake just for watching that.
  3. Profile photo of B-b-beccah
    B-b-beccah Female 18-29
    668 posts
    January 1, 2009 at 9:37 am
    man, jesus is so badass.
  4. Profile photo of Chiefy
    Chiefy Male 18-29
    713 posts
    January 1, 2009 at 9:39 am
    Well, atleast they got the part that jesus was a made up fake story right.
  5. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9260 posts
    January 1, 2009 at 9:47 am
    The ending was funny, and Jesus is badass.
  6. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    January 1, 2009 at 9:55 am
    hahaha. I love it when its blasphemous.
  7. Profile photo of Harijuku
    Harijuku Female 18-29
    390 posts
    January 1, 2009 at 9:58 am
    Scotland FTW
  8. Profile photo of Lorodiam
    Lorodiam Male 18-29
    189 posts
    January 1, 2009 at 10:10 am
    LOL that was great :)
  9. Profile photo of lololeela
    lololeela Female 30-39
    327 posts
    January 1, 2009 at 10:22 am
    That was so freakin` awesome!!!
  10. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    January 1, 2009 at 10:22 am
    "Dan`t ruight dat doown!"
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    jdjd5883 Male 18-29
    883 posts
    January 1, 2009 at 10:32 am
    i`d believe it if it were true. that`s how they should tell it from now on.

    "John and Yoko. well that just wasnt right." i laughed out loud.

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    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    January 1, 2009 at 11:01 am
    that was truly well done, i feel a bit guilty for watching this for free.
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    lifeavoidit Male 30-39
    267 posts
    January 1, 2009 at 11:39 am
    that was sweet.

    yea us scots are hard as nail`s, 9" nails to be exact lol.

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    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    January 1, 2009 at 12:09 pm
    XD "he really is the son of god"

    wow. this was... that was amazing.

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    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    January 1, 2009 at 12:52 pm
    Glorious! I need to say a Prayer to Sean Connery.
  16. Profile photo of MORNAF1
    MORNAF1 Male 13-17
    557 posts
    January 1, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    i don`t even have words to describe that...
    except one

    "wow"

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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    January 1, 2009 at 2:19 pm
    Urgh...
  18. Profile photo of Dextrine
    Dextrine Male 18-29
    483 posts
    January 1, 2009 at 3:53 pm
    hahaha, it`s priceless how he looks at 4:21 and 4:42
  19. Profile photo of quaintness
    quaintness Male 13-17
    1086 posts
    January 1, 2009 at 4:14 pm
    scottish accent, haha.
  20. Profile photo of Grossen
    Grossen Male 18-29
    455 posts
    January 1, 2009 at 4:42 pm
    "Hey mum! How do ye like me nails? Ahh, ye can see it, can`t ye? John, take her away, before I start chargin`!"
  21. Profile photo of mts2457
    mts2457 Female 18-29
    535 posts
    January 1, 2009 at 5:29 pm
    "You haven`t even got the balls to judge a wet G-string competetion."
  22. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1841 posts
    January 1, 2009 at 5:35 pm
    lol i loved how he walked by with the cross whisling XD
  23. Profile photo of Seem
    Seem Female 18-29
    118 posts
    January 1, 2009 at 5:54 pm
    Yaaaaaaaaayyyy Scottish.<3
  24. Profile photo of music4life01
    music4life01 Female 13-17
    39 posts
    January 1, 2009 at 6:54 pm
    Jesus` mother is black??
  25. Profile photo of jadedtortois
    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    January 1, 2009 at 7:31 pm
    Epic!! :D
  26. Profile photo of yes369
    yes369 Female 13-17
    64 posts
    January 1, 2009 at 8:34 pm
    Wow... that was...um.. horrifying, there was not one redeeming quaility. Awful. ugh... X-(
  27. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    January 1, 2009 at 8:44 pm
    bahahahahaha. Awesome even when seen the second time.
  28. Profile photo of Bigbadwolf
    Bigbadwolf Male 18-29
    335 posts
    January 1, 2009 at 8:53 pm
    rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus. Yeah. I went there.
    --BBW
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    airsofter1 Male 18-29
    1090 posts
    January 1, 2009 at 9:09 pm
    lol, he decapitated him with his cheek. @yes369 ur wrong. plain wrong. y do u think people watch aqua teen hunger force? hm?
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    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    January 1, 2009 at 10:06 pm
    That was effing win.

    And I`m an atheist.

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    milosd90 Male 18-29
    67 posts
    January 2, 2009 at 2:00 am
    this was great lol.. christ was such a badass, sometimes i wish he really existed...
  32. Profile photo of JMoney100
    JMoney100 Male 18-29
    312 posts
    January 2, 2009 at 7:00 pm
    actually milosd90, its very probable that jesus did in fact exist as a prophet and jewish holyman. however, it is definitely a point of contention as to whether or not his miracles are real, or just the product of over-zealous exaggeration.
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    Cambaprecoz Male 13-17
    21 posts
    January 2, 2009 at 7:48 pm
    Actually I think Jesus was infact very muscualr, I mean the guy worked as a carpenter since he like 5 or saomething up until he went 30 and started preaching his stuff.
  34. Profile photo of Genocyde
    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 2:20 am
    *In his best Don LaFontaine voice* On the Earth...you must fight to survive...one man created a 2000 year legacy...and now...he`s decided to come home.

    This summer...the Prince of Peace is becoming...The Prince of Pissed.

    Billy Connolly stars in the blockbuster hit of the Millennium...

    Commando Christ And The Dirty Dozen Apostles...Foretold Soon.

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    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 5:20 am
    Atheism for the win.

    "You only use 6 inch nails? Get me some decent 9 inch nails!"

    I lol`d.

  36. Profile photo of Grumpdock
    Grumpdock Male 13-17
    317 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 5:48 am
    I don`t usually enjoy this kind of crass bluntly violent in your face comedy (Adult Swim etc.), but this was hilariously demented.

    And vicious_liar, you`re pathetic.

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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 2:14 am
    This is one of the weirdest forms of animation. I like it... but it gets old quickly.
  38. Profile photo of quiknas
    quiknas Male 18-29
    451 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 3:00 pm
    jesus is stronger than zangief and blanka combined
  39. Profile photo of ponyrunswild
    ponyrunswild Female 13-17
    58 posts
    January 26, 2009 at 7:05 pm
    This isn`t funny at all, just really lame and ignorant. Jesus Christ loves each and every one of us, just remember that. He is real, and he is the Son of God. Believe, but if you don`t, you will discover it one day anyhow. Accept him into your life, because He is the Word of God, and His Word is the infinite Truth. :)
    Just know that He is with us. He isn`t out to hurt us, but only wants to forgive us of our sins. It doesn`t matter what you`ve done!! Just be remorseful, ask, and He will forgive you of your sins. They`ve already been forgiven, it`s only your choice to accept His amazing gift.

    I know, I know. However, some people may not know this, and I just wanted to express my Christian beliefs and only tell you the truth. That is all. =)

  40. Profile photo of ponyrunswild
    ponyrunswild Female 13-17
    58 posts
    January 26, 2009 at 7:10 pm
    P.S. Yes, the video is unimaginably tasteless, but it doesn`t hurt our faith in any manner. It only takes the people`s time and money to create that. It`s sad for them when all may receive, I would be angry at them for turning people the wrong way. Anyways, I could go on forever (=) ), but I`ll stop.
  41. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 4:50 am
    damn

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