The Physique of the Christ

Submitted by: Pooptart19 8 years ago Funny

Dang. I never knew Jesus was this hardcore. I also never knew that he had a Scottish accent.
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Female 5,222
damn
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Female 58
P.S. Yes, the video is unimaginably tasteless, but it doesn`t hurt our faith in any manner. It only takes the people`s time and money to create that. It`s sad for them when all may receive, I would be angry at them for turning people the wrong way. Anyways, I could go on forever (=) ), but I`ll stop.
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Female 58
This isn`t funny at all, just really lame and ignorant. Jesus Christ loves each and every one of us, just remember that. He is real, and he is the Son of God. Believe, but if you don`t, you will discover it one day anyhow. Accept him into your life, because He is the Word of God, and His Word is the infinite Truth. :)
Just know that He is with us. He isn`t out to hurt us, but only wants to forgive us of our sins. It doesn`t matter what you`ve done!! Just be remorseful, ask, and He will forgive you of your sins. They`ve already been forgiven, it`s only your choice to accept His amazing gift.

I know, I know. However, some people may not know this, and I just wanted to express my Christian beliefs and only tell you the truth. That is all. =)

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Male 451
jesus is stronger than zangief and blanka combined
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Female 15,763
This is one of the weirdest forms of animation. I like it... but it gets old quickly.
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Male 317
I don`t usually enjoy this kind of crass bluntly violent in your face comedy (Adult Swim etc.), but this was hilariously demented.

And vicious_liar, you`re pathetic.

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Male 1,226
Atheism for the win.

"You only use 6 inch nails? Get me some decent 9 inch nails!"

I lol`d.

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Male 712
*In his best Don LaFontaine voice* On the Earth...you must fight to survive...one man created a 2000 year legacy...and now...he`s decided to come home.

This summer...the Prince of Peace is becoming...The Prince of Pissed.

Billy Connolly stars in the blockbuster hit of the Millennium...

Commando Christ And The Dirty Dozen Apostles...Foretold Soon.

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Male 21
Actually I think Jesus was infact very muscualr, I mean the guy worked as a carpenter since he like 5 or saomething up until he went 30 and started preaching his stuff.
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Male 312
actually milosd90, its very probable that jesus did in fact exist as a prophet and jewish holyman. however, it is definitely a point of contention as to whether or not his miracles are real, or just the product of over-zealous exaggeration.
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Male 67
this was great lol.. christ was such a badass, sometimes i wish he really existed...
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Female 1,427
That was effing win.

And I`m an atheist.

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Male 1,089
lol, he decapitated him with his cheek. @yes369 ur wrong. plain wrong. y do u think people watch aqua teen hunger force? hm?
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Male 335
rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus. Yeah. I went there.
--BBW
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Male 10,440
bahahahahaha. Awesome even when seen the second time.
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Female 64
Wow... that was...um.. horrifying, there was not one redeeming quaility. Awful. ugh... X-(
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Female 779
Epic!! :D
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Female 39
Jesus` mother is black??
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Female 118
Yaaaaaaaaayyyy Scottish.<3
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Male 1,837
lol i loved how he walked by with the cross whisling XD
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Female 535
"You haven`t even got the balls to judge a wet G-string competetion."
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Male 455
"Hey mum! How do ye like me nails? Ahh, ye can see it, can`t ye? John, take her away, before I start chargin`!"
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Male 1,086
scottish accent, haha.
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Male 483
hahaha, it`s priceless how he looks at 4:21 and 4:42
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Male 9,306
Urgh...
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Male 557
i don`t even have words to describe that...
except one

"wow"

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Male 3,431
Glorious! I need to say a Prayer to Sean Connery.
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Male 1,835
XD "he really is the son of god"

wow. this was... that was amazing.

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Male 267
that was sweet.

yea us scots are hard as nail`s, 9" nails to be exact lol.

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Male 1,596
that was truly well done, i feel a bit guilty for watching this for free.
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Male 882
i`d believe it if it were true. that`s how they should tell it from now on.

"John and Yoko. well that just wasnt right." i laughed out loud.

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Male 1,220
"Dan`t ruight dat doown!"
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Female 327
That was so freakin` awesome!!!
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Male 189
LOL that was great :)
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Female 390
Scotland FTW
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Male 10,440
hahaha. I love it when its blasphemous.
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Female 9,402
The ending was funny, and Jesus is badass.
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Male 712
Well, atleast they got the part that jesus was a made up fake story right.
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Female 668
man, jesus is so badass.
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Female 529
If this was the Middle Ages we would all be burned at the stake just for watching that.
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Male 2,440
Link: The Physique of the Christ [Rate Link] - Dang. I never knew Jesus was this hardcore. I also never knew that he had a Scottish accent.
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