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Date: 01/04/09 03:19 PM

42 Responses to The Great Paintball Massacre

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18943 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    Link: The Great Paintball Massacre - Guy gets his friends tie him to a tree and shot him with paintballs.
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    Armanith Female 18-29
    354 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 4:51 pm
    Whatdo you know... guys being idiots
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    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 4:51 pm
    good lord what the hell!!! that poor guy :(

    what was that big white thing they shot at him though?

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    JimboH Male 30-39
    603 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 4:54 pm
    Looks like he got attacked by a swarm of leeches.

    "Are you alright man?"

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    Cmstamega Male 13-17
    130 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 4:55 pm
    "HOLY BALLS!!!"

    lol

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    CharlieA Male 18-29
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    January 4, 2009 at 5:06 pm
    Guy tied to tree: "Hi I am a fat ass douchebag...etc..."
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    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 5:19 pm
    This is one of them special moments which really needed one of those slow motion cameras...
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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 5:21 pm
    hi, i`m a big fat loser and this is what i have to do to hang out with the cool guys.
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    kermitgreen Female 30-39
    187 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 5:50 pm
    he made a noise like a dying mammoth
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    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 6:02 pm
    uh
    ma
    zing
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    bmanthe2 Male 13-17
    390 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 6:06 pm
    so basically he wanted more viewers so he tied himself to a tree (or was he the guy filming?) and got raped by 4 guys with paintball guns?
    wow.
    Don;t you love the internet?
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    mooogandi Male 13-17
    404 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 6:09 pm
    "hi, i`m a big fat loser and this is what i have to do to hang out with the cool guys."

    and if by "cool guys" you mean douchebags w/ paintball guns then yes, that statement is accurate

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    JimboH Male 30-39
    603 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 6:19 pm
    How come it always has to come down to the guy being fat? Jeez, we get no respect. :) (I expected it, but still...)

    That`s alright. My wife is still good-looking.

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    awesomo Male 13-17
    245 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 6:26 pm
    god bless america...because im not that guy. lol. no nut shots though...disappointing.
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    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 6:56 pm
    haha wow.... this looks fun. but i`m not sure if i have that much blood..
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    OptiSkiver Male 18-29
    81 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 7:11 pm
    The worst I`ve gotten during war games was three in the nuts. I slipped on my ass out of cover and it was the first available shot. Kinda priceless actually, I wish they allowed cameras. Lucky for that guy the Tipmans don`t exactly have the highest fps.
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    Pindragon Male 18-29
    600 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 7:16 pm
    So three nerds tying some fat idiot to a tree and shooting him with paintball guns is a massacre now?

    Wow... I am in f*cking awe.

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    OptiSkiver Male 18-29
    81 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 7:40 pm
    Massacre? More like lolocaust!
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    pick_me Male 18-29
    544 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 7:42 pm
    now with real guns
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    rdawg Male 13-17
    64 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 8:19 pm
    this is not funny or awesome, its non-nice individuals like this that give paintball a bad name. damn scrubs,although that rocket launcher is kinda sweet
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    shreder23 Male 18-29
    799 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 8:20 pm
    oh my god... holy crap dude. ow.
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 8:42 pm
    > rdawg
    > its non-nice individuals like this that give paintball a bad name

    Oh I see its THEM that do it, not the fact that the whole point of the game is to SHOOT HUMANS with BLOOD-LIKE splattering hard pellets. Well thanks for clearing that up.

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    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 8:53 pm
    He took it like a man.

    Also, lionhart--"BLOOD-LIKE pellets"? The hell`s wrong witchoo?
    Your argument is weak. Maybe if you said gun-like markers or something, but seriously...
    Also, paintball is awesome, and there is no reason to think it`s not awesome.

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    xbrinelax11 Male 13-17
    9 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 9:34 pm
    what a fcuking noob he`s shooting with co2
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 9:39 pm
    Ehhh not hot...
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    Sociophobic Male 18-29
    367 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 9:51 pm
    It`s always the fat guys. Tsk, tsk
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    DHise Male 13-17
    868 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 9:53 pm
    "Oh I see its THEM that do it, not the fact that the whole point of the game is to SHOOT HUMANS with BLOOD-LIKE splattering hard pellets. Well thanks for clearing that up."

    Let`s put emphasis on "GAME" buddy. A "GAME" that people will ruin for others just because of their senseless shenanigans.

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    wcclark Male 18-29
    731 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 10:33 pm
    Poor Bastard. I hope he got a lot of beer for that from his attackers.
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    ChaoSSaucE Male 18-29
    31 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 10:53 pm
    I was going to commend the firing squad for not aiming for the nuts, but nope, one little wayward paintball made it down south.

    Got a good laugh out of the "holy BALLS!" guy, though.

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    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 1:59 am
    I believe the one nut shot was the only paintball that burst from the bazooka.

    So I do commend the firing squad for NOT aiming at the nuts, until the final blow, which was hilarious.

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    HOLYCRAP1234 Male 13-17
    1468 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 9:12 am
    Did it suddenly stop loading for some people?
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    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 11:46 am
    The slow-mo was great. *Jiggle jiggle jiggle*
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    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    I felt sorry for the dude at 1.12
    He had a smaller gun than the rest
    And no, that was not a euphamism.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    "Oh I see its THEM that do it, not the fact that the whole point of the game is to SHOOT HUMANS with BLOOD-LIKE splattering hard pellets. Well thanks for clearing that up."

    Any insured paintball field can`t use blood like colored paint because it could make an injury hard to find.

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    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 2:47 pm
    it was funny when the first 3 guys were showing off their guns ripping out all these `.6calibre-injection-no-friends-trigger` stuff then the 4th guy had a really lame little gun
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    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
    1556 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 5:03 pm
    I loved the fourth guys gun, it was so awsome.
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    8u1137590ng3 Male 18-29
    66 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 5:11 pm
    Charlieover9000 is AWESOME!
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 6:01 pm
    Haha, I read that as "shoot him in the paintballs".

    Did a bit of a double take there.

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    brrr Male 30-39
    6 posts
    January 7, 2009 at 11:28 am
    Don`t comment very often, but felt I had to say....has he a little bit of a `lazy lob on` starting?
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    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    January 8, 2009 at 2:21 pm
    anyone else gettin` kind of sick how ppl use WMM (windows movie maker) and the title screen with white letters and blue background? it is starting to disgust me. B-|
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    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 9:07 pm
    Why did they have a rocket launcher? And where did they get one?
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    Shahar102 Female 18-29
    517 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 8:14 pm
    You always use the fat guy, eh?

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