The Great Paintball Massacre

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago Misc

Guy gets his friends tie him to a tree and shot him with paintballs.
There are 42 comments:
Female 517
You always use the fat guy, eh?
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Male 1,403
Why did they have a rocket launcher? And where did they get one?
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Male 3,619
anyone else gettin` kind of sick how ppl use WMM (windows movie maker) and the title screen with white letters and blue background? it is starting to disgust me. B-|
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Male 6
Don`t comment very often, but felt I had to say....has he a little bit of a `lazy lob on` starting?
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Female 15,763
Haha, I read that as "shoot him in the paintballs".

Did a bit of a double take there.

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Male 66
Charlieover9000 is AWESOME!
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Male 1,556
I loved the fourth guys gun, it was so awsome.
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Male 4,867
it was funny when the first 3 guys were showing off their guns ripping out all these `.6calibre-injection-no-friends-trigger` stuff then the 4th guy had a really lame little gun
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Male 14,330
"Oh I see its THEM that do it, not the fact that the whole point of the game is to SHOOT HUMANS with BLOOD-LIKE splattering hard pellets. Well thanks for clearing that up."

Any insured paintball field can`t use blood like colored paint because it could make an injury hard to find.

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Female 1,653
I felt sorry for the dude at 1.12
He had a smaller gun than the rest
And no, that was not a euphamism.
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Male 1,540
The slow-mo was great. *Jiggle jiggle jiggle*
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Male 1,468
Did it suddenly stop loading for some people?
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Male 4,004
I believe the one nut shot was the only paintball that burst from the bazooka.

So I do commend the firing squad for NOT aiming at the nuts, until the final blow, which was hilarious.

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Male 31
I was going to commend the firing squad for not aiming for the nuts, but nope, one little wayward paintball made it down south.

Got a good laugh out of the "holy BALLS!" guy, though.

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Male 731
Poor Bastard. I hope he got a lot of beer for that from his attackers.
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Male 868
"Oh I see its THEM that do it, not the fact that the whole point of the game is to SHOOT HUMANS with BLOOD-LIKE splattering hard pellets. Well thanks for clearing that up."

Let`s put emphasis on "GAME" buddy. A "GAME" that people will ruin for others just because of their senseless shenanigans.

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Male 367
It`s always the fat guys. Tsk, tsk
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Male 9,306
Ehhh not hot...
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Male 9
what a fcuking noob he`s shooting with co2
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Male 1,815
He took it like a man.

Also, lionhart--"BLOOD-LIKE pellets"? The hell`s wrong witchoo?
Your argument is weak. Maybe if you said gun-like markers or something, but seriously...
Also, paintball is awesome, and there is no reason to think it`s not awesome.

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Male 8,302
> rdawg
> its non-nice individuals like this that give paintball a bad name

Oh I see its THEM that do it, not the fact that the whole point of the game is to SHOOT HUMANS with BLOOD-LIKE splattering hard pellets. Well thanks for clearing that up.

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Male 799
oh my god... holy crap dude. ow.
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Male 64
this is not funny or awesome, its non-nice individuals like this that give paintball a bad name. damn scrubs,although that rocket launcher is kinda sweet
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Male 544
now with real guns
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Male 81
Massacre? More like lolocaust!
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Male 600
So three nerds tying some fat idiot to a tree and shooting him with paintball guns is a massacre now?

Wow... I am in f*cking awe.

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Male 81
The worst I`ve gotten during war games was three in the nuts. I slipped on my ass out of cover and it was the first available shot. Kinda priceless actually, I wish they allowed cameras. Lucky for that guy the Tipmans don`t exactly have the highest fps.
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Male 1,835
haha wow.... this looks fun. but i`m not sure if i have that much blood..
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Male 245
god bless america...because im not that guy. lol. no nut shots though...disappointing.
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Male 603
How come it always has to come down to the guy being fat? Jeez, we get no respect. :) (I expected it, but still...)

That`s alright. My wife is still good-looking.

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Male 404
"hi, i`m a big fat loser and this is what i have to do to hang out with the cool guys."

and if by "cool guys" you mean douchebags w/ paintball guns then yes, that statement is accurate

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Male 390
so basically he wanted more viewers so he tied himself to a tree (or was he the guy filming?) and got raped by 4 guys with paintball guns?
wow.
Don;t you love the internet?
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Female 2,220
uh
ma
zing
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Female 187
he made a noise like a dying mammoth
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Male 7,378
hi, i`m a big fat loser and this is what i have to do to hang out with the cool guys.
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Male 801
This is one of them special moments which really needed one of those slow motion cameras...
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Male 502
Guy tied to tree: "Hi I am a fat ass douchebag...etc..."
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Male 130
"HOLY BALLS!!!"

lol

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Male 603
Looks like he got attacked by a swarm of leeches.

"Are you alright man?"

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Female 4,197
good lord what the hell!!! that poor guy :(

what was that big white thing they shot at him though?

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Female 354
Whatdo you know... guys being idiots
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Male 19,854
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