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Date: 01/03/09 06:10 PM

61 Responses to The Fart Silencer

  1. Profile photo of funface
    funface Male 30-39
    42 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 5:25 pm
    Link: The Fart Silencer - A real product from Japan. With a video demonstration. Don`t worry, the guy uses his mouth.
  2. Profile photo of inyuasha2125
    inyuasha2125 Male 13-17
    44 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 6:24 pm
    ...thats just odd...no other comment
  3. Profile photo of BigBossDogg
    BigBossDogg Male 30-39
    132 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 6:29 pm
    I think someone might notice when you stick it up your ass which kind of defeats the purpose of such a device
  4. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
    1348 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 6:30 pm
    i think having a plastic tube in my ass would be way more uncomfortable than farting on a date or something
  5. Profile photo of Shisi
    Shisi Male 18-29
    779 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 6:37 pm
    BigBossDogg:
    That`s why you stick the whole damn thing up there prior.
  6. Profile photo of Deadman3215
    Deadman3215 Male 18-29
    536 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 6:37 pm
    When somebody sees you shoving this up your ass you either have to tell them that you`re stimulating your prostate or ripping ass. This is only going to make the situation worse. Wtf? Just... wtf?
  7. Profile photo of sarahxoxo
    sarahxoxo Female 18-29
    493 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 7:00 pm
    Like others have said, having to stick it up your ass is four hundred times more noticeable than just farting.

    It is funny though.

  8. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 7:02 pm
    umm, the gays will rage.
  9. Profile photo of TalcumX
    TalcumX Male 50-59
    561 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 7:06 pm
    What do you do with it when you`re done, put it in your pocket?
  10. Profile photo of Junq
    Junq Male 18-29
    81 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 7:11 pm
    Potheads...
  11. Profile photo of Ultimated
    Ultimated Male 13-17
    147 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 7:14 pm
    umm it silences your farts?? O.o
  12. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 7:16 pm
    CHAHAHA I`d rather excuse myself to the bathroom and let one rip than to stick that thing (or anything) up my ass.

    and LMAO @ Bordered

  13. Profile photo of jojoabobo
    jojoabobo Female 18-29
    278 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 7:26 pm
    lol, i just got the worst image, does anyone know those play doh things that you push down and the play doh comes out like spaghetti? haha well yea... that is really weird.
  14. Profile photo of Supersyko
    Supersyko Male 18-29
    314 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 8:11 pm
    Looks like a hollow dildo... Betcha the guy who invinted it put a dildo up his ass and when he farted, NO NOISE!!!!
  15. Profile photo of SuperJesus
    SuperJesus Male 13-17
    387 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 8:14 pm
    James Bond can now be `silent and deadly` again!
  16. Profile photo of SuperJesus
    SuperJesus Male 13-17
    387 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 8:16 pm
    And by the way, it`s just a cylindrical tube. Rather than the fart flapping your butt cheeks (that`s what makes the sound) it just lets the air out freely.
  17. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 8:38 pm
    So, no sound.
    But still smell.
    Put a cottonball with fragrance spay on it?
    What if someone`s allergic to the perfume?
    Their butt would inflame into a red rash.
    =3 BAHAHAHAHA.
  18. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 8:46 pm
    I would pay to see jesica alba insert the silencer, again and again.
  19. Profile photo of konablend
    konablend Male 18-29
    80 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 8:51 pm
    As much as I`m sure the Japanese would LOVE to claim this as their invention, it`s not. This one goes to china. Not sure if its +1 or - 1 though.
  20. Profile photo of capnmariam
    capnmariam Female 18-29
    67 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 8:56 pm
    Hehe, why would anyone use such a thing--farts are hilarious.
  21. Profile photo of flying_ltj
    flying_ltj Male 18-29
    340 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 9:13 pm
    Why am I reminded of Mr. Garrison`s "IT" from south park?

    With the difference being that the "IT" was actually something people would buy, because shoving it up your butt actually had a purpose.

  22. Profile photo of bbuck01
    bbuck01 Male 18-29
    11 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 9:52 pm
    Thats gay
  23. Profile photo of keatonatron
    keatonatron Male 18-29
    679 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 10:13 pm
    Is there any reason as to why it has to be as big as a large dildo? I`m thinking it`s all just a joke to try and get people to actually stuff a phallic object up their anus.
  24. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 10:15 pm
    I`m not sticking anything up my ass. That is the dumbest invention I ever saw in my life.
  25. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 10:21 pm
    im with goth on this one... blegh
  26. Profile photo of hated0love
    hated0love Female 18-29
    344 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 10:33 pm
    why need one its better to fart out loud saying i`m better then u
  27. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
    1556 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 10:36 pm
    You`re kidding right?
    Who in the right mind is going to feel a fart coming and then just shove this thing right up their ass?


    And bbuck01,
    F*ck off you damn prick.

  28. Profile photo of DHise
    DHise Male 13-17
    868 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 11:21 pm
    Up my butt? No deal.
  29. Profile photo of ak47mybut2
    ak47mybut2 Male 13-17
    35 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 11:32 pm
    Because it`s much easier to stick a tube up your ass then to cover up a fart on your own..
  30. Profile photo of jdjd5883
    jdjd5883 Male 18-29
    883 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 11:54 pm
    and NO!!!!!
  31. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3288 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 12:15 am
    MYCHEMGIRL: So, no sound.
    But still smell.
    Put a cottonball with fragrance spay on it?
    What if someone`s allergic to the perfume?
    Their butt would inflame into a red rash.
    =3 BAHAHAHAHA.


    My one friend is allergic to WD40, a lubricant for machines, and so some other friends went to Wal*Mart and... well sprayed some down his pants.
    Quite funny..

  32. Profile photo of aBISS
    aBISS Male 13-17
    506 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 12:17 am
    wow, it looks more like a gay condom..
  33. Profile photo of aBISS
    aBISS Male 13-17
    506 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 12:17 am
    Anyways, what if you had to take a poo when you`re using that thing?
  34. Profile photo of tenshin
    tenshin Female 13-17
    75 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 12:22 am
    lol...it`s from china. why is he wearing a wig and sunglasses?
  35. Profile photo of ESQUEIRO
    ESQUEIRO Male 30-39
    134 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 12:52 am
    only the asians would invent a fun foamy thing to stick in your butt.
  36. Profile photo of slipwax
    slipwax Male 18-29
    168 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 12:58 am
    Right... so sticking something up your ass in public is much less embarrassing than farting? I`ll take one.
  37. Profile photo of CupOfSTFU
    CupOfSTFU Female 13-17
    162 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 1:29 am
    Super. A tranny using his mouth as an anus. Uh...?
  38. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 2:06 am
    well....it DOES work...howmany would he sell, you think? I`m guessing 2 or 3.
  39. Profile photo of pantelisk
    pantelisk Male 13-17
    112 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 2:50 am
    Ahhh Wonderfull A Weird Asian Dude With A Tube Thats Ment To Go In Your Ass, Is The Best Way To Wake In The Morning.
    Aslo He`s Making The Farting Noise With He`s Lips So Of Corse He Still Carnt Make The Noise
  40. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 3:21 am
    why doesnt he put an air freshner in there as well?
  41. Profile photo of D3
    D3 Male 13-17
    722 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 3:25 am
    s0rd3d,you didn`t read any of that, did you?
    "Users are also instructed to spray a cotton ball with their favorite perfume and put it into the “Fart Silencer” to eliminate any unwanted odor that might occur."
  42. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 3:46 am
    Yes and an air freshner would be much faster and more convenient
  43. Profile photo of SM25
    SM25 Male 13-17
    562 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 4:22 am
    Inserting a replica dildo in your anus. Im out
  44. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 4:37 am
    like hell i would put a tube in my ass evry time i farted
  45. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 5:29 am
    i think this comment made by a person on that site sums it all up.

    "The only thing missing from this video is the hamster"

  46. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 6:02 am
    Before this, the issue was how to fart discreetly.
    Now, it`s how to stick an object that closely resembles a dildo up your @ss qithout anyone noticing.
  47. Profile photo of Ghostofme16
    Ghostofme16 Female 18-29
    386 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 8:28 am
    tube up my ass...
    from experience, not very confortable...
  48. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 8:32 am
    Great, now every time you walk past a Japanese guy and his cologne is REALLY strong, you know he just farted through one of these things with a perfumed cotton ball in it. Way to go Japan. You`ve invented another item that makes Americans uncomfortable.
  49. Profile photo of burnin_roses
    burnin_roses Female 18-29
    289 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 12:13 pm
    so what we`re suppose to do is hold the fart run to the restroom stick a plastic tube up our @$$ fart then go back to our business...riiighhht!

    i think it just gives men reasons to stick long hard things up their @$$

  50. Profile photo of mooogandi
    mooogandi Male 13-17
    404 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    i hate videos from east asia... takes way too long to buffer
  51. Profile photo of krabkat
    krabkat Female 18-29
    1261 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 1:30 pm
    The demonstration video seemed like a really bad porn film - the sunglasses, long hair, soft voice, the `device`...not that I watch porn or anything...I`m shutting up now.
  52. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 1:55 pm
    In WHAT situation would it be better to shove that device into your fannie than to simply fart and say excuse me. I mean, really, c`mon Japan!
  53. Profile photo of mannequin87
    mannequin87 Male 18-29
    36 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 2:03 pm
    waste of time.
  54. Profile photo of quiknas
    quiknas Male 18-29
    451 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 2:48 pm
    i prefer the well timed cough and subsequent smothering of my stinkies into the nearest couch cushion
  55. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 3:03 pm
    the demonstration didnt really prove anything apart from when you blow air out of your mouth when your lips are closed it makes a fart sound and when your lips are apart it does not. How does that prove that it works?
  56. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 4:40 pm
    wow theres nothing wrong with farting,

    in some cultures its even considered a praise(guessing)

  57. Profile photo of shortsagitar
    shortsagitar Female 18-29
    676 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 6:31 pm
    lol... is it like a fart stopping butt plug? i mean like whos gonna shove that into their butt in public? If it were me id want it to stay there....

    Eww! its just gross

  58. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 7:05 pm
    Great invention!

    It`s items like these that serve as population control. I run an organization that monitors the buyers of these products. We track the orders of all the customers when they buy the items and then I dispatch a team to remove their reproductive organs. It`s a great way to get rid of the shallow end of the gene pool. This product alone has netted humanity 1,320 neutralized humans :)

  59. Profile photo of mrpopenfresh
    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
    1036 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 7:24 pm
    That`s pretty huge.
  60. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 11:15 pm
    Which is more socially awkward:

    1.) Farting.

    2.) Shoving a plastic tube in your ass.

  61. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 8:04 pm
    "Which is more socially awkward:
    1.) Farting.

    2.) Shoving a plastic tube in your ass."
    -----------------------------------------------
    How about both at the same time?

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