The Fart Silencer

Submitted by: funface 8 years ago in Weird
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/12/29/ultimate-fart-silencer/

A real product from Japan. With a video demonstration. Don"t worry, the guy uses his mouth.
There are 61 comments:
Male 1,371
"Which is more socially awkward:
1.) Farting.

2.) Shoving a plastic tube in your ass."
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How about both at the same time?

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Female 15,763
Which is more socially awkward:

1.) Farting.

2.) Shoving a plastic tube in your ass.

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Male 1,036
That`s pretty huge.
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Male 2,796
Great invention!

It`s items like these that serve as population control. I run an organization that monitors the buyers of these products. We track the orders of all the customers when they buy the items and then I dispatch a team to remove their reproductive organs. It`s a great way to get rid of the shallow end of the gene pool. This product alone has netted humanity 1,320 neutralized humans :)

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Female 675
lol... is it like a fart stopping butt plug? i mean like whos gonna shove that into their butt in public? If it were me id want it to stay there....

Eww! its just gross

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Male 3,296
wow theres nothing wrong with farting,

in some cultures its even considered a praise(guessing)

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Male 2,510
the demonstration didnt really prove anything apart from when you blow air out of your mouth when your lips are closed it makes a fart sound and when your lips are apart it does not. How does that prove that it works?
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Male 451
i prefer the well timed cough and subsequent smothering of my stinkies into the nearest couch cushion
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Male 36
waste of time.
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Male 1,256
In WHAT situation would it be better to shove that device into your fannie than to simply fart and say excuse me. I mean, really, c`mon Japan!
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Female 1,260
The demonstration video seemed like a really bad porn film - the sunglasses, long hair, soft voice, the `device`...not that I watch porn or anything...I`m shutting up now.
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Male 404
i hate videos from east asia... takes way too long to buffer
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Female 289
so what we`re suppose to do is hold the fart run to the restroom stick a plastic tube up our @$$ fart then go back to our business...riiighhht!

i think it just gives men reasons to stick long hard things up their @$$

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Male 2,688
Great, now every time you walk past a Japanese guy and his cologne is REALLY strong, you know he just farted through one of these things with a perfumed cotton ball in it. Way to go Japan. You`ve invented another item that makes Americans uncomfortable.
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Female 386
tube up my ass...
from experience, not very confortable...
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Female 1,653
Before this, the issue was how to fart discreetly.
Now, it`s how to stick an object that closely resembles a dildo up your @ss qithout anyone noticing.
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Male 4,793
i think this comment made by a person on that site sums it all up.

"The only thing missing from this video is the hamster"

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Male 2,005
like hell i would put a tube in my ass evry time i farted
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Male 562
Inserting a replica dildo in your anus. Im out
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Male 2,388
Yes and an air freshner would be much faster and more convenient
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Male 722
s0rd3d,you didn`t read any of that, did you?
"Users are also instructed to spray a cotton ball with their favorite perfume and put it into the “Fart Silencer” to eliminate any unwanted odor that might occur."
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Male 2,388
why doesnt he put an air freshner in there as well?
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Male 112
Ahhh Wonderfull A Weird Asian Dude With A Tube Thats Ment To Go In Your Ass, Is The Best Way To Wake In The Morning.
Aslo He`s Making The Farting Noise With He`s Lips So Of Corse He Still Carnt Make The Noise
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Male 1,226
well....it DOES work...howmany would he sell, you think? I`m guessing 2 or 3.
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Female 162
Super. A tranny using his mouth as an anus. Uh...?
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Male 168
Right... so sticking something up your ass in public is much less embarrassing than farting? I`ll take one.
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Male 134
only the asians would invent a fun foamy thing to stick in your butt.
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Female 75
lol...it`s from china. why is he wearing a wig and sunglasses?
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Male 506
Anyways, what if you had to take a poo when you`re using that thing?
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Male 506
wow, it looks more like a gay condom..
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Male 3,461
MYCHEMGIRL: So, no sound.
But still smell.
Put a cottonball with fragrance spay on it?
What if someone`s allergic to the perfume?
Their butt would inflame into a red rash.
=3 BAHAHAHAHA.


My one friend is allergic to WD40, a lubricant for machines, and so some other friends went to Wal*Mart and... well sprayed some down his pants.
Quite funny..

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Male 882
and NO!!!!!
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Male 35
Because it`s much easier to stick a tube up your ass then to cover up a fart on your own..
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Male 868
Up my butt? No deal.
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Male 1,556
You`re kidding right?
Who in the right mind is going to feel a fart coming and then just shove this thing right up their ass?


And bbuck01,
F*ck off you damn prick.

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Female 344
why need one its better to fart out loud saying i`m better then u
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Female 4,197
im with goth on this one... blegh
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Female 4,376
I`m not sticking anything up my ass. That is the dumbest invention I ever saw in my life.
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Male 679
Is there any reason as to why it has to be as big as a large dildo? I`m thinking it`s all just a joke to try and get people to actually stuff a phallic object up their anus.
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Male 11
Thats gay
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Male 339
Why am I reminded of Mr. Garrison`s "IT" from south park?

With the difference being that the "IT" was actually something people would buy, because shoving it up your butt actually had a purpose.

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Female 67
Hehe, why would anyone use such a thing--farts are hilarious.
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Male 80
As much as I`m sure the Japanese would LOVE to claim this as their invention, it`s not. This one goes to china. Not sure if its +1 or - 1 though.
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Male 1,526
I would pay to see jesica alba insert the silencer, again and again.
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Female 1,287
So, no sound.
But still smell.
Put a cottonball with fragrance spay on it?
What if someone`s allergic to the perfume?
Their butt would inflame into a red rash.
=3 BAHAHAHAHA.
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Male 387
And by the way, it`s just a cylindrical tube. Rather than the fart flapping your butt cheeks (that`s what makes the sound) it just lets the air out freely.
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Male 387
James Bond can now be `silent and deadly` again!
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Male 312
Looks like a hollow dildo... Betcha the guy who invinted it put a dildo up his ass and when he farted, NO NOISE!!!!
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Female 278
lol, i just got the worst image, does anyone know those play doh things that you push down and the play doh comes out like spaghetti? haha well yea... that is really weird.
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Male 2,125
CHAHAHA I`d rather excuse myself to the bathroom and let one rip than to stick that thing (or anything) up my ass.

and LMAO @ Bordered

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Male 147
umm it silences your farts?? O.o
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Male 81
Potheads...
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Male 561
What do you do with it when you`re done, put it in your pocket?
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Male 2,506
umm, the gays will rage.
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Female 493
Like others have said, having to stick it up your ass is four hundred times more noticeable than just farting.

It is funny though.

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Male 536
When somebody sees you shoving this up your ass you either have to tell them that you`re stimulating your prostate or ripping ass. This is only going to make the situation worse. Wtf? Just... wtf?
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Male 779
BigBossDogg:
That`s why you stick the whole damn thing up there prior.
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Male 1,347
i think having a plastic tube in my ass would be way more uncomfortable than farting on a date or something
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Male 132
I think someone might notice when you stick it up your ass which kind of defeats the purpose of such a device
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Male 44
...thats just odd...no other comment
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Male 42
Link: The Fart Silencer [Rate Link] - A real product from Japan. With a video demonstration. Don`t worry, the guy uses his mouth.
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