The Boner Song

Submitted by: littlemissqt 8 years ago in Funny

The Whitest Kids U Know are back with a new song. Apparently, it"s hard to do stuff with a boner.
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Male 564
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Female 735
hahaha... i wonder if any of those boners were REAL!? XD
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Female 393
hahaha.
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Female 587
@ GosuPaul, as weird as that explanation is, it makes a lot of sense when thinking about my bf
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Male 621
HAHA. So true as well... Well except for cutting it off.
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Male 451
what about a blue balls song?
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Male 516
The first "Bababababababababaabababa" lead-in thingy with the guys shaking their butts in dresses was frsking hilarious.

And yes, guys get boners at completely random times.

My theory?

In the caveman days, our bodies created a `random-boner` mechanism which pretty much forced us to have sex everytime we got a boner. This was because the people who didn`t have this mechanism never reproduced because Sabertooth tigers NEVER eat you at convenient times. So, the people who got random boners, would have kids because the boner would be random and it`s like "Woah! Gotta have sex." so it`s like insurance that their little soldiers will find a barracks.

It`s our body`s natural way of making sure the human race stays alive by giving completely random spurts of horny-bonerness.

Hard to defeat that logic, eh?

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Male 413
That was pretty stupid..
why would you get a boner hugging your mum? or feeding your kid...or petting your cat o.O"

Since everyone else is doing it...
what do women know

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Male 163
Alice and Aleighsuh, guys get boners at completly random, and often inappropriate, moments.
As for what to do when you need to get stuff done with a boner, two words: Duct. Tape. ;)
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Female 15,763
HA.

Genderwin.

:)

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Male 686
I sure hope so Aleighsuh otherwise I might need therapy. . . . . .
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Male 1,540
Actually, cats have a tendency to get almost any man aroused. ;D
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Female 102
What the hell?
mowing the lawn, petting your cat?
guys don`t really get aroused by cats do they?
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Male 949
Not their best, but still hilarious.
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Male 381
lmao never slam a door aaaaaaaaahahaha
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Male 2,440
Holy crap. The face Trevor makes when he`s petting the cat. Priceless.
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Female 609
paahahaaa.
if i was a guy, i`d sing this song all the time.

=P

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Female 140
WKUK, how ive missed you
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Male 485
habba, i think it says "Never write a sketch with a boner". b/c they do a sketch show
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Male 55
The fridge on the boner? it would help it die down but that would just damn hurt!
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Female 335
i love wkuk.

the boner song makes me wanna be a dude.

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Male 2,245
NARB

No Apparent Reason Boner

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Male 216
"That was pretty stupid..
why would you get a boner hugging your mum? or feeding your kid...or petting your cat o.O"

lol women.

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Male 103
The part where he slammed his boner in the fridge is definately a context where you`re aloud to use the word jozyxqk.
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Male 269
Yes. It is very hard to perform certain actions whilst equipped with a boner. But you wouldn`t know that, because you are incapable of erection.
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Male 134
"That was pretty stupid..
why would you get a boner hugging your mum? or feeding your kid...or petting your cat o.O"

At least we know shes really a girl, otherwise she would understand completely. its hard to go to work with a boner... catchy!

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Male 92
"That was pretty stupid..
why would you get a boner hugging your mum? or feeding your kid...or petting your cat o.O"

For the record, guys get boners for no reason sometimes. And it sucks, as explained in the above video.

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Male 5,970
"That was pretty stupid..
why would you get a boner hugging your mum? or feeding your kid...or petting your cat o.O"

What? I agree with the first two, but who DOESNT get a boner petting their cat?!

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Female 5,139
That was pretty stupid..
why would you get a boner hugging your mum? or feeding your kid...or petting your cat o.O
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Female 118
Aaaah, slamming the fridge door on your boner.
Always wonderful.
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Male 1,244
B-b-beccah - no, the best was definitely the "Never" song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7QTSOTCx...

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Male 715
I must have left my sense of humor in bed this morning, this wasn`t too funny to me.
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Male 626
This song gave me a boner.
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Male 1,526
Ah boners. Sometimes good, sometimes absent when you need them the most. they don`t like alcohol.
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Male 295
Hahah... trim the hedges... ow..
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Male 209
Never try and pee with a boner, you`ll have to redecorate.
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Female 668
Oh you crazy white kids. Dino rap is still the greatet song they`ve done.
And the Hitler rap.
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Female 1,338
Link: The Boner Song [Rate Link] - The Whitest Kids U Know are back with a new song. Apparently, it`s hard to do stuff with a boner.
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