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Date: 01/15/09 06:35 AM

39 Responses to The Boner Song

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1266 posts
    January 15, 2009 at 7:22 am
    Link: The Boner Song - The Whitest Kids U Know are back with a new song. Apparently, it`s hard to do stuff with a boner.
  2. Profile photo of B-b-beccah
    B-b-beccah Female 18-29
    668 posts
    January 15, 2009 at 7:27 am
    Oh you crazy white kids. Dino rap is still the greatet song they`ve done.
    And the Hitler rap.
  3. Profile photo of JMaybury
    JMaybury Male 18-29
    209 posts
    January 15, 2009 at 7:37 am
    Never try and pee with a boner, you`ll have to redecorate.
  4. Profile photo of Eldricht
    Eldricht Male 18-29
    295 posts
    January 15, 2009 at 7:41 am
    Hahah... trim the hedges... ow..
  5. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    January 15, 2009 at 7:46 am
    Ah boners. Sometimes good, sometimes absent when you need them the most. they don`t like alcohol.
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    yo-i-am-luke Male 18-29
    626 posts
    January 15, 2009 at 7:55 am
    This song gave me a boner.
  7. Profile photo of trailleadr
    trailleadr Male 40-49
    715 posts
    January 15, 2009 at 8:12 am
    I must have left my sense of humor in bed this morning, this wasn`t too funny to me.
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    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1246 posts
    January 15, 2009 at 8:21 am
    B-b-beccah - no, the best was definitely the "Never" song.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7QTSOTCx...

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    Seem Female 18-29
    118 posts
    January 15, 2009 at 8:31 am
    Aaaah, slamming the fridge door on your boner.
    Always wonderful.
  10. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    January 15, 2009 at 8:39 am
    That was pretty stupid..
    why would you get a boner hugging your mum? or feeding your kid...or petting your cat o.O
  11. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5976 posts
    January 15, 2009 at 8:51 am
    "That was pretty stupid..
    why would you get a boner hugging your mum? or feeding your kid...or petting your cat o.O"

    What? I agree with the first two, but who DOESNT get a boner petting their cat?!

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    ChronicBored Male 18-29
    92 posts
    January 15, 2009 at 8:57 am
    "That was pretty stupid..
    why would you get a boner hugging your mum? or feeding your kid...or petting your cat o.O"

    For the record, guys get boners for no reason sometimes. And it sucks, as explained in the above video.

  13. Profile photo of Xpekt
    Xpekt Male 18-29
    134 posts
    January 15, 2009 at 9:03 am
    "That was pretty stupid..
    why would you get a boner hugging your mum? or feeding your kid...or petting your cat o.O"

    At least we know shes really a girl, otherwise she would understand completely. its hard to go to work with a boner... catchy!

  14. Profile photo of JarvisKnot
    JarvisKnot Male 18-29
    268 posts
    January 15, 2009 at 9:09 am
    Yes. It is very hard to perform certain actions whilst equipped with a boner. But you wouldn`t know that, because you are incapable of erection.
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    Swisskid10 Male 13-17
    103 posts
    January 15, 2009 at 9:23 am
    The part where he slammed his boner in the fridge is definately a context where you`re aloud to use the word jozyxqk.
  16. Profile photo of Lou-Saydus
    Lou-Saydus Male 13-17
    216 posts
    January 15, 2009 at 9:25 am
    "That was pretty stupid..
    why would you get a boner hugging your mum? or feeding your kid...or petting your cat o.O"

    lol women.

  17. Profile photo of amaqdrinker
    amaqdrinker Male 18-29
    2245 posts
    January 15, 2009 at 9:39 am
    NARB

    No Apparent Reason Boner

  18. Profile photo of sup_weenie
    sup_weenie Female 18-29
    335 posts
    January 15, 2009 at 9:44 am
    i love wkuk.

    the boner song makes me wanna be a dude.

  19. Profile photo of mctsirikosj
    mctsirikosj Male 13-17
    55 posts
    January 15, 2009 at 10:40 am
    The fridge on the boner? it would help it die down but that would just damn hurt!
  20. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2132 posts
    January 15, 2009 at 10:56 am
    at the end, does it say "never have sex with a boner"?
    because that just doesnt work
  21. Profile photo of dljudo92
    dljudo92 Male 18-29
    485 posts
    January 15, 2009 at 11:11 am
    habba, i think it says "Never write a sketch with a boner". b/c they do a sketch show
  22. Profile photo of starlasatur9
    starlasatur9 Female 18-29
    140 posts
    January 15, 2009 at 11:26 am
    WKUK, how ive missed you
  23. Profile photo of fr0d0lives
    fr0d0lives Female 18-29
    611 posts
    January 15, 2009 at 11:27 am
    paahahaaa.
    if i was a guy, i`d sing this song all the time.

    =P

  24. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2442 posts
    January 15, 2009 at 12:40 pm
    Holy crap. The face Trevor makes when he`s petting the cat. Priceless.
  25. Profile photo of reidcook1000
    reidcook1000 Male 18-29
    382 posts
    January 15, 2009 at 1:49 pm
    lmao never slam a door aaaaaaaaahahaha
  26. Profile photo of Slade8
    Slade8 Male 18-29
    952 posts
    January 15, 2009 at 2:09 pm
    Not their best, but still hilarious.
  27. Profile photo of Aleighsuh
    Aleighsuh Female 13-17
    102 posts
    January 15, 2009 at 2:32 pm
    What the hell?
    mowing the lawn, petting your cat?
    guys don`t really get aroused by cats do they?
  28. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    January 15, 2009 at 2:53 pm
    Actually, cats have a tendency to get almost any man aroused. ;D
  29. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    January 15, 2009 at 2:54 pm
    I sure hope so Aleighsuh otherwise I might need therapy. . . . . .
  30. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    January 15, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    HA.

    Genderwin.

    :)

  31. Profile photo of JJRed88
    JJRed88 Male 18-29
    163 posts
    January 15, 2009 at 5:05 pm
    Alice and Aleighsuh, guys get boners at completly random, and often inappropriate, moments.
    As for what to do when you need to get stuff done with a boner, two words: Duct. Tape. ;)
  32. Profile photo of toans
    toans Male 13-17
    413 posts
    January 15, 2009 at 7:44 pm
    That was pretty stupid..
    why would you get a boner hugging your mum? or feeding your kid...or petting your cat o.O"

    Since everyone else is doing it...
    what do women know

  33. Profile photo of GosuPaul
    GosuPaul Male 18-29
    516 posts
    January 15, 2009 at 9:29 pm
    The first "Bababababababababaabababa" lead-in thingy with the guys shaking their butts in dresses was frsking hilarious.

    And yes, guys get boners at completely random times.

    My theory?

    In the caveman days, our bodies created a `random-boner` mechanism which pretty much forced us to have sex everytime we got a boner. This was because the people who didn`t have this mechanism never reproduced because Sabertooth tigers NEVER eat you at convenient times. So, the people who got random boners, would have kids because the boner would be random and it`s like "Woah! Gotta have sex." so it`s like insurance that their little soldiers will find a barracks.

    It`s our body`s natural way of making sure the human race stays alive by giving completely random spurts of horny-bonerness.

    Hard to defeat that logic, eh?

  34. Profile photo of quiknas
    quiknas Male 18-29
    451 posts
    January 15, 2009 at 9:59 pm
    what about a blue balls song?
  35. Profile photo of Khronnus
    Khronnus Male 18-29
    621 posts
    January 16, 2009 at 5:16 am
    HAHA. So true as well... Well except for cutting it off.
  36. Profile photo of tiggerwitch1
    tiggerwitch1 Female 18-29
    587 posts
    January 16, 2009 at 11:49 am
    @ GosuPaul, as weird as that explanation is, it makes a lot of sense when thinking about my bf
  37. Profile photo of catsrule313
    catsrule313 Female 13-17
    393 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 6:48 pm
    hahaha.
  38. Profile photo of han5nah
    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    March 6, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    hahaha... i wonder if any of those boners were REAL!? XD
  39. Profile photo of trashcan7
    trashcan7 Male 13-17
    564 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    This video has been removed due to terms of use violation.

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