Surprise! Expecting 7 Babies, Mom Gives Birth to 8

Submitted by: sweetee526 8 years ago in Weird

A California woman shocked doctors by giving birth on Monday to octuplets.
There are 46 comments:
Female 934
"It`s like Jon and Kate Plus 8 but.. more intense."

Yeah, and minus Kate being a beyotch all the time.

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Female 652
wowie.
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Female 146
oh wow, shes going to be busy!! im glad they gave her free nappies. i wish her all the best!!
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Female 168
You`re right fnkychkn.

No one should get anything from anyone when they need help. Ever. Even in this economy

That being said, I`m sure you have been on your own, completely without one penny of help from anyone since you could understand that people will be responsible for themselves.

Surely you never get gifts and if you had a kid would NEVER want any help or anything.

You hate freeloaders. I hope you never go to college and want scholarships. I hope you NEVER take a free sample or burger from a fast food place. Freeloaders are people who take when they don`t need. I`m pretty sure that any idiot (except you, apparently) can see she`ll need help with things.

As for the father...they didn`t mention him, but they didn`t mention her name either! The BABIES were the focus because they are a RARITY in science.

And all you can pick at is things to make you feel better about YOU. IDIOT

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Female 15,763
It`s like Jon and Kate Plus 8 but.. more intense.
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Male 1,029
Oh I didn`t notice someone else already came up with this realization.
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Male 1,029
Oh come on. That`s like a litter. X-(
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Female 360
I`m going to name my babies "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H" and so on... because that`s the cool thing to do. No, no names. Just letters.
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Male 2,388
so they were all crammed in one stomach for nine months. Theres going to be some space issues. Also what the hell does she need a lifetime supply of diapers for?????? Also if she manages to see them all through it im going to explode.
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Male 1,365
She reminds me of the stray cat behind the gas station.
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Male 328
i would kill myself before having to take care of 8 babies, either that or i`d kill 5 or 6 of `em to make it more manageable... just kidding. i love babies..
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Female 273
ouuch :(
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Male 4,546
Fnkychkn:
Yes, indeedy, just like handbags or a pet.

Oh no, wait a minute, they`re not accessories they`re people, and it is in society`s best interest to provide help to those who without it.

I almost forgot for a second there.

It`s not their fault she had them, and what you`re suggesting is punishing them for what you have (Likely mistakenly) deemed her "mistake".

The idea that anyone`s success in life should be determined entirely by their parents success is ridiculous.

You seem utterly incapable of even realizing they are people. Not to mention, it`s more like a gift than charity.

Hell, almost every couple I know get presents when they have a kid.
"Happy baby shower!"
"Thanks!"
*Punch in face*
"Don`t expect a gift! They`re yours! You raise em!!!!!!"

Jeez, issues.

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Female 78
One word: wow.
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Female 1,436
wowsers. . . well doesn`t that just suck horribly? free diapers - I would be asking for a loaded handgun. So, they need to have 9 bedrooms? They went from having no children to 8? WTF? no way this would ever be me.
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Male 15,832
When you have 8 babies, it isn`t giving birth; it`s having a litter.
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Female 213
Octopus babies would be so awesome though
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Female 761
lol, it has 8 heads!...oh wait, never mind.
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Male 119
Does the lifetime supply of diapers remain in effect when they are old men aswell?
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Female 357
thank god for the lifetime supply of diapers, that`s all I can say.
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Female 98
Hm, no, I think one at a time would be great!
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Female 741
this is like the TOP STORY in my part of town, next to " The cop shot a guy in front of a child`s birthday party, and they all saw him do it"

gotta love that news!

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Male 1,182
i thought it said gave birth to an octopus
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Female 1,006
I love the ads for the secret to being pregnant.

What? It`s not inserting a penis into a vagina and thrusting repeatedly so that the two partial sets of DNA can join and become one?

Then is must be witchcraft.

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Male 5,094
Sheesh, it`s a vagina, not a machine gun.
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Female 63
This is like that Lifetime movie,
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Male 2,199
baby G... sounds like a rappers name...
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Female 855
Why should she get anything for free? She chose to breed and have a litter, she should support them herself. I hate freeloaders.
They need to remove all her organs of reproduction so she can`t do this again...
And where is the father?
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Male 266
holy crap all da bays weighed only one pound an if i ever figured out ma wife was gonna have more than 4 kids at once i would just to to the basement and quitely hang myself..
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Female 387
Like you`re gonna stay anonymous for long with eight kids!
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Female 2,220
"The mother wishes to remain anonymous"

Oh yes, walking aroudn with 8 babies at one time sure is gonna be kept quiet...

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Male 7,933
pfft. Whats an extra kid at that point?
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Female 1,211
Good god.

She had a litter!

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Male 301
have fun putting them all through college, and quiknas, sorry to ruin your cliche but it was a c section
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Male 886
Yeah, as if seven babies isn`t enough of a surprise.

6 girls and two boys?!? That`s going to be an interesting family...

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Male 451
like throwing a hot dog down a hallway after that
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Female 646
its bad enough having one sister 2 years younger than you... these kids will go through hell.
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Male 868
Yes, this was an interesting article when I submitted it. Regardless, ouch.
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Male 4,546
No such thing really as "identical twins", they`re monozygotal/monozygotic.

Two reasons for calling them that. 1) Political correctness. They are individuals, not identical. 2) They don`t really have identical DNA.


Linky

Having said that, these high numbered births are almost always caused by "shotgunning". Several eggs (although you could still have some identicals in there).

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Female 1,682
oh wow. no effing way. im sorry. but that would be torture XD
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Male 420

RandyTheFool
Male, 18-29, Western US
358 Posts Tuesday, January 27, 2009 12:11:55 PM
Was the father Apu Nahasapeemapetilon?

hhhaaaaa i was just thinking that!! thats gonna be hard as hell to control em

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Female 437
Well they won`t all be identical seeing as there are 6 boys and 2 girls (I think)
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Male 2,028
It would be... well, I wouldn`t like having seven other siblings of the same age and appearance as me... at all. That would just be really annoying.
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Male 817
Was the father Apu Nahasapeemapetilon?
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Male 1,540
D:
"Let`s just have one kid, honey."
"Okay."
------Nine Months Later------
"We have more children in our house than there are kids on the rest of the block!!! >_<"
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Female 2
Link: Surprise! Expecting 7 Babies, Mom Gives Birth to 8 [Rate Link] - A California woman shocked doctors by giving birth on Monday to octuplets.
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