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Date: 01/27/09 12:01 PM

47 Responses to Surprise! Expecting 7 Babies, Mom Gives Birth to 8

  1. Profile photo of sweetee526
    sweetee526 Female 18-29
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    January 27, 2009 at 10:33 am
    Link: Surprise! Expecting 7 Babies, Mom Gives Birth to 8 - A California woman shocked doctors by giving birth on Monday to octuplets.
  2. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    January 27, 2009 at 12:09 pm
    D:
    "Let`s just have one kid, honey."
    "Okay."
    ------Nine Months Later------
    "We have more children in our house than there are kids on the rest of the block!!! >_<"
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    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2009 at 12:11 pm
    Was the father Apu Nahasapeemapetilon?
  4. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    January 27, 2009 at 12:16 pm
    john and kate plus 8 got nothing on this story.


    7 of them are mistakes xD

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    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2028 posts
    January 27, 2009 at 12:16 pm
    It would be... well, I wouldn`t like having seven other siblings of the same age and appearance as me... at all. That would just be really annoying.
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    Frankii Female 18-29
    437 posts
    January 27, 2009 at 12:22 pm
    Well they won`t all be identical seeing as there are 6 boys and 2 girls (I think)
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    Gn0m3 Male 18-29
    421 posts
    January 27, 2009 at 12:33 pm

    RandyTheFool
    Male, 18-29, Western US
    358 Posts Tuesday, January 27, 2009 12:11:55 PM
    Was the father Apu Nahasapeemapetilon?

    hhhaaaaa i was just thinking that!! thats gonna be hard as hell to control em

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    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1682 posts
    January 27, 2009 at 12:42 pm
    oh wow. no effing way. im sorry. but that would be torture XD
  9. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2009 at 12:52 pm
    No such thing really as "identical twins", they`re monozygotal/monozygotic.

    Two reasons for calling them that. 1) Political correctness. They are individuals, not identical. 2) They don`t really have identical DNA.


    Linky

    Having said that, these high numbered births are almost always caused by "shotgunning". Several eggs (although you could still have some identicals in there).

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    DHise Male 13-17
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    January 27, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    Yes, this was an interesting article when I submitted it. Regardless, ouch.
  11. Profile photo of Septemberex
    Septemberex Female 13-17
    646 posts
    January 27, 2009 at 1:30 pm
    its bad enough having one sister 2 years younger than you... these kids will go through hell.
  12. Profile photo of quiknas
    quiknas Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2009 at 1:33 pm
    like throwing a hot dog down a hallway after that
  13. Profile photo of aero
    aero Male 18-29
    886 posts
    January 27, 2009 at 1:38 pm
    Yeah, as if seven babies isn`t enough of a surprise.

    6 girls and two boys?!? That`s going to be an interesting family...

  14. Profile photo of spazking
    spazking Male 18-29
    301 posts
    January 27, 2009 at 1:41 pm
    have fun putting them all through college, and quiknas, sorry to ruin your cliche but it was a c section
  15. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    January 27, 2009 at 2:02 pm
    Good god.

    She had a litter!

  16. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    January 27, 2009 at 2:29 pm
    pfft. Whats an extra kid at that point?
  17. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
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    January 27, 2009 at 2:46 pm
    "The mother wishes to remain anonymous"

    Oh yes, walking aroudn with 8 babies at one time sure is gonna be kept quiet...

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    Mantolwen Female 18-29
    387 posts
    January 27, 2009 at 2:47 pm
    Like you`re gonna stay anonymous for long with eight kids!
  19. Profile photo of Blacksun1212
    Blacksun1212 Male 13-17
    266 posts
    January 27, 2009 at 2:48 pm
    holy crap all da bays weighed only one pound an if i ever figured out ma wife was gonna have more than 4 kids at once i would just to to the basement and quitely hang myself..
  20. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    January 27, 2009 at 3:18 pm
    Why should she get anything for free? She chose to breed and have a litter, she should support them herself. I hate freeloaders.
    They need to remove all her organs of reproduction so she can`t do this again...
    And where is the father?
  21. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    January 27, 2009 at 3:32 pm
    baby G... sounds like a rappers name...
  22. Profile photo of TheFiggy
    TheFiggy Female 13-17
    63 posts
    January 27, 2009 at 3:57 pm
    This is like that Lifetime movie,
  23. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
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    January 27, 2009 at 3:58 pm
    Sheesh, it`s a vagina, not a machine gun.
  24. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    January 27, 2009 at 4:09 pm
    I love the ads for the secret to being pregnant.

    What? It`s not inserting a penis into a vagina and thrusting repeatedly so that the two partial sets of DNA can join and become one?

    Then is must be witchcraft.

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    basketkase Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2009 at 4:33 pm
    i thought it said gave birth to an octopus
  26. Profile photo of fillemorte
    fillemorte Female 18-29
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    January 27, 2009 at 5:47 pm
    this is like the TOP STORY in my part of town, next to " The cop shot a guy in front of a child`s birthday party, and they all saw him do it"

    gotta love that news!

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    french88 Female 18-29
    98 posts
    January 27, 2009 at 7:07 pm
    Hm, no, I think one at a time would be great!
  28. Profile photo of Vanwa
    Vanwa Female 13-17
    357 posts
    January 27, 2009 at 7:50 pm
    thank god for the lifetime supply of diapers, that`s all I can say.
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    owen402006 Male 13-17
    119 posts
    January 27, 2009 at 8:03 pm
    Does the lifetime supply of diapers remain in effect when they are old men aswell?
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    je_scream Female 18-29
    761 posts
    January 27, 2009 at 8:51 pm
    lol, it has 8 heads!...oh wait, never mind.
  31. Profile photo of undeadonion
    undeadonion Female 18-29
    213 posts
    January 27, 2009 at 9:10 pm
    Octopus babies would be so awesome though
  32. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    January 27, 2009 at 9:12 pm
    When you have 8 babies, it isn`t giving birth; it`s having a litter.
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    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    January 27, 2009 at 10:12 pm
    wowsers. . . well doesn`t that just suck horribly? free diapers - I would be asking for a loaded handgun. So, they need to have 9 bedrooms? They went from having no children to 8? WTF? no way this would ever be me.
  34. Profile photo of VagueReality
    VagueReality Female 18-29
    78 posts
    January 27, 2009 at 10:23 pm
    One word: wow.
  35. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    January 27, 2009 at 11:03 pm
    Fnkychkn:
    Yes, indeedy, just like handbags or a pet.

    Oh no, wait a minute, they`re not accessories they`re people, and it is in society`s best interest to provide help to those who without it.

    I almost forgot for a second there.

    It`s not their fault she had them, and what you`re suggesting is punishing them for what you have (Likely mistakenly) deemed her "mistake".

    The idea that anyone`s success in life should be determined entirely by their parents success is ridiculous.

    You seem utterly incapable of even realizing they are people. Not to mention, it`s more like a gift than charity.

    Hell, almost every couple I know get presents when they have a kid.
    "Happy baby shower!"
    "Thanks!"
    *Punch in face*
    "Don`t expect a gift! They`re yours! You raise em!!!!!!"

    Jeez, issues.

  36. Profile photo of HoneyBaby62
    HoneyBaby62 Female 13-17
    273 posts
    January 28, 2009 at 12:15 am
    ouuch :(
  37. Profile photo of aznclueless
    aznclueless Male 18-29
    329 posts
    January 28, 2009 at 12:34 am
    i would kill myself before having to take care of 8 babies, either that or i`d kill 5 or 6 of `em to make it more manageable... just kidding. i love babies..
  38. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1366 posts
    January 28, 2009 at 6:28 am
    She reminds me of the stray cat behind the gas station.
  39. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    January 28, 2009 at 11:19 am
    so they were all crammed in one stomach for nine months. Theres going to be some space issues. Also what the hell does she need a lifetime supply of diapers for?????? Also if she manages to see them all through it im going to explode.
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    Codmily Female 18-29
    360 posts
    January 28, 2009 at 1:32 pm
    I`m going to name my babies "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H" and so on... because that`s the cool thing to do. No, no names. Just letters.
  41. Profile photo of StapleMeElmo
    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
    1029 posts
    January 28, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    Oh come on. That`s like a litter. X-(
  42. Profile photo of StapleMeElmo
    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
    1029 posts
    January 28, 2009 at 4:40 pm
    Oh I didn`t notice someone else already came up with this realization.
  43. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    January 28, 2009 at 7:45 pm
    It`s like Jon and Kate Plus 8 but.. more intense.
  44. Profile photo of sbuninja
    sbuninja Female 18-29
    168 posts
    January 28, 2009 at 8:35 pm
    You`re right fnkychkn.

    No one should get anything from anyone when they need help. Ever. Even in this economy

    That being said, I`m sure you have been on your own, completely without one penny of help from anyone since you could understand that people will be responsible for themselves.

    Surely you never get gifts and if you had a kid would NEVER want any help or anything.

    You hate freeloaders. I hope you never go to college and want scholarships. I hope you NEVER take a free sample or burger from a fast food place. Freeloaders are people who take when they don`t need. I`m pretty sure that any idiot (except you, apparently) can see she`ll need help with things.

    As for the father...they didn`t mention him, but they didn`t mention her name either! The BABIES were the focus because they are a RARITY in science.

    And all you can pick at is things to make you feel better about YOU. IDIOT

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    electromania Female 18-29
    146 posts
    January 29, 2009 at 3:21 am
    oh wow, shes going to be busy!! im glad they gave her free nappies. i wish her all the best!!
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    FxyRoxy777 Female 18-29
    652 posts
    January 29, 2009 at 5:55 am
    wowie.
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    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
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    January 29, 2009 at 6:17 am
    "It`s like Jon and Kate Plus 8 but.. more intense."

    Yeah, and minus Kate being a beyotch all the time.

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