Smoking Fingers Trick

Submitted by: Tearon 8 years ago Science

Believe it or not it really works, but your fingers will smell like poo for a while.
There are 43 comments:
Male 27
i would like to add to my last comment i meant that this would be good for a special affect in a movie, this movie by all means real
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Male 27
does that hurt??? Good special affect for a movie
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Male 778
Where`s my matchbox! I need to freak my roommate out with this!
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Male 108
Omg guys. Remember to lick your fingers afterwards. Big boys told me that this ...thing here is toxic! I know what a bunch of retards. If it would be toxic they would`ve said so in the video. But the real question is, do you want to lick fingers that smell like poo? I dare you...
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Male 1,666
Black magic is afoot
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Male 612
gee whiz thats neato fellas
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Male 7
that was cool =D
but my fingers still smelly =S
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Male 451
you can get the same effect after playing seven minutes in heaven with mary-jane rottencrotch
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Female 652
ah, thank you lion.. perfectly clear now
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Male 1,232
Smoke the bear says: Don`t play with fire.
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Male 2,344
Very cool, I`d have to show my friends some time.

And uh, the logo for the website, "Trick Life" is hilarious, some random lady with giant knockers just...there...hahaha.

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Male 2,788
Only you can prevent wildfires.
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Female 4,197
lol lion

and akijade, thats the first thing i thought of too... if i take this trick to the pub... free drinks for me!

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Male 8,302
For those who can`t understand how this works, you don`t need a PhD in Advanced Chemistry, it`s simple:

(1) The matchbox side, seeing the scissors, thinks it is about to be cruelly hacked to death and panics.
(2) While it is still panicking, you break its back so its in a lot of pain, then set the poor crippled thing on fire.
(3) While burning to death, the matchbox can see life-saving water oh-so-close but can`t get to it because of its broken back, so it experiences total brain shutdown, causing it to poop itself.
(4) You wipe up the mathbox poop onto your finger, which has achieved sentience because it came into being in an environment of fire, water, air and pain.
(5) As soon as it wakes after birth (when you nudge it) the sentient poop tries to exact ancestral revenge on you by farting smoky wisps of noxious fumes.

Obvious now, isn`t it?

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Male 906
neato!
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Female 1,006
I MUST TRY THIS! At the bar. I bet I can get free drinks. :D
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Female 354
That looks like fuuuuuuuuuuuun
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Male 81
How long does it last?
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Female 182
Opie, I know what you`re talking about! It comes in this little white tube - I got it from this little "magical" hut in the middle of Busch Gardens or Six Flags, along with a nickel that squirts water.
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Male 2,506
i cant get it to work D:
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Female 15,763
There`s this stuff I bought once that`s a weird sticky goo, you put it on your fingers and it "smokes". It just makes little grey/white strands so tiny that they float up and look like smoke.
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Female 917
How do people come up with this stuff!?!
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Male 544
lol
[quote]oh hers some more insight nerds
if it was so toxic every time u strike a match your creating this poo. geez you tube the home of the retards. [/quote]
you tube = retard heven
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Female 68
urbanlegend, I was thinking the same thing. "when will it ever stop!!!"

and WILL your fingers smoke for that long? Really?

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Male 14,330
vv Except you run the risk of the lighter blowing up in your hands turned up that high and you can`t do that to all types.
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Male 266
EH... i like the flamethrower lighter more. I was looking at the bottom after the video finished and watched one where u can make ur lighter spurt out more fire. It`s way better than this cheap trick.
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Male 4
1. It also works without the water, a coold shiny and fireresistant surface will do it just as good :)
2. Ur Fingers even glow in the dark with this sort of oil.
3. I doesn`t really smell like poo.. but it smells not really that good :)
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Male 740
looks like a waste of water
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Male 3,296
haha, thats pretty dope
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Male 502
Why would you want your fingers to smell like poo?
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Male 562
Is it really worth it if you finger smells like Sh*t ??
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Male 428

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ThatWasFunny
Male, 13-17, Southern US
134 Posts Tuesday, January 6, 2009 8:11:08 AM
"What if I put it on my penis?
Bet it would look wicked cool when I`m rubbing one out!"

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haha dude gotta try that one

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Female 1,653
sweet.
although the guy needs some nail scissors... ick.
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Female 2,672
ahem...why gooberooberw?

also, thats cool, but his fingers are NAASTY

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Male 287
repost, although a very neat trick
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Male 339
Fingernail clippers....please use them before giving us a close-up of your knappy, dirty overgrown nailed finger.
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Male 701
"What if I put it on my penis?
Bet it would look wicked cool when I`m rubbing one out!"


Ingenious! :O

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Male 27
How badly of poo?
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Male 1,244
... And then Ajikan just ruined it for everyone...
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Male 1,596
good for making people think you are satan, must try this at work
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Male 1,526
What if I put it on my penis?
Bet it would look wicked cool when I`m rubbing one out!
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Male 13
that is...
just swell!

p.s. first

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Male 147
Link: Smoking Fingers Trick [Rate Link] - Believe it or not it really works, but your fingers will smell like poo for a while.
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