Screaming Cats

Submitted by: littlemissqt 8 years ago in Funny

What do you think they"re saying to each other?
There are 65 comments:
Male 138
WALL-EEE!
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Male 4,680
LMAO`d at willowpuff`s comment :D
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Female 1,984
I`m going to favorite this just so I can read these comments over and over. They`re hilarious! You crazy kids... :p
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Male 250
Fancy could make this a video "caption if you can".
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Female 78
& I love how people try to translate what the two cats are saying.

haha.

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Female 78
cat`s do that when they are both males. (territorial issues)
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Female 553
LMAO at Willowpuff. LMAO XD
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Male 35
the strange and mysterious world of cats
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Female 850
IDK wat they are saying, but it scared my dogs.
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Male 1,590
I know how to stop that: Super Soaker.
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Male 295
They weren`t screaming, they were singing a new "Cats" musical number
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Female 2,220
at 0:30 it sounded like my nan when someone says something interesting.
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Male 80
I don`t think they are saying anything, since cats haven`t developed a language that I know of. =)

They are pissed at each other probably. heh.

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Female 587
i watched this while my cat was next to me and she jumped up like she was about the fight the laptop lmao

btw they`re just territorial and scowling about that

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Female 497
i want that baby toy D:
where did they buy that thing DO THEY PUT CATSS IN THEM AND SWING THEM AROUND!?!
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Male 276
I`M SPARTICUS!
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Female 1,653
awwwww it looks like a little feather duster :)
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Male 722
I think they`re arguing wether to go to bacon nation or not.
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Female 751
Hahahahahaha! I love how kitties get all fluffy when they`re pist off, it`s cute! lmao
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Female 1,063
They are probably saying:
Cat inside: "Yeah, you just come in here and see what you get!"
Cat outside: "Yeah just wait till I get in there and see what YOU get!"

Me-ROWR! =^.^=

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Female 855
My cat did that once with a skunk...turns out the skunk lived under our porch, and was actually nice...had three babies. she would come up on the porch for cat food, and eventually my cat tolerated her.
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Female 471
oh my god lol
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Male 4,593
I`d have stopped that goddam Caterwauling in ONE frickin` second.
Grab me my shotgun Martha...

Cats = Suck

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Female 100
lol, my cat was looking around, like "What the hell!?"
I`m pretty sure the orange tabby is saying "Get off my lawn!"
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Female 121
well at least my cat isnt the only one that does that...
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Male 562
Omg Binxyboo my cat did the same thing. She was sleeping and when i put that on she woke and looked around for another cat. XD
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Female 109
I played that, and my cat started looking around the room to see where the `other cats` were
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Female 2,927
black cat: get otta mah face yo pussy!

orange cat: who you calling pussy? pussy!

black cat:open diz windah and ill show you who!

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Male 175
I stolz ur cheezeberger.
I killz u now.
U can`t killz me. I`z on dis side of da glass.
I KILLZ UUUUUU!

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Female 138
Black cat: Hey come outside and play!
Orange cat: I can`t I`m grounded!
Black: What!? Seriously???
Orange: Yeh It sucks!
Black: What did you do?
Orange: I attacked the kid
Black: Not cool...
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Male 231
translation:
black cat: what light through yonder window breaks, tis the east and tigger is the sun
orange cat: fluffy oh fluffy where for art though fluffy, deny thy father and refuse thy name
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Female 63
they are pretending to be ghosts ..ooooooooh meooooooow
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Female 648
OMGOSH my cats tail is like freaking huge hahahahahahahahaa
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Female 648
lol, I just started playing this, and my cat growled hahaha
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Male 81
Cats are awesome, even when they`re loud as hell.
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Female 15,763
This one cat I have has NEVER made an angry noise. Sometimes when the garage door opens he makes a growly noise, but his ears perk up and stuff, he doesn`t get that angry cat look. My other cat, however, will go and bite the dumb happy one whenever he`s playing just out of spite.
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Male 3,301
I grew up with this. Had four cats, the dominant male tended to pick fights with the neighborhood stray.

I`ve learned it goes somewhere along the line of "GO drat YOURSELF" over and over again.

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Female 1,545
I hate hate HATE that sound!! Agghh it`s like listening to fingernails on a chalkboard.

lol JMoney`s got a pretty much dead accurate translation.

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Female 4,197
why am i watching a video of two cats fighting through a window?
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Male 400
Orange cat: Xbox 360 obviously victors over ps3.
Black cat: Ps3 can play blue ray!
Orange cat: Who cares? I still watch VHS blue ray is just an obvious waste of time and considering that xbox live is only 50 dollars per year for almost any game I would say it is still the superior console.
Black cat: But ps3`s price lowered!
Orange cat: that may be so, but the xbox 360 console is still less than the ps3 even given the price drop.
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Female 4,376
awww it is like Romeo and Juliet XD
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Male 312
goldie: [email protected]@a get out mah windows!

blackie: betch these MAH windows! imma be here when ere the fck i WONT to be!

goldie: aw HELL naw. don`t make me get the 9mm outta the cabinet cuz i will BUST that sht in yo FACE!


Authors note: coincidentally, the feline phallus is approximately 9 millimeters long. hardy har har.

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Female 961
Thats not a cat in heat- thats a pissed marking its territory cat, did you hear the hiss??
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Female 406
hhaha when my cat sees another cat outside, he hides behind something and starts to punce, but then gets too scared.
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Male 386
IT`S OVER 9000!!!!!
NINE THOUSAND? THAT CAN`T BE RIGHT!
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Male 600
I know what theryre saying!!!!!!!!!

OH ROMEO, OH ROMEO, WHERE FOR ART THOU???
deny thy father and refuse thy name...

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Male 7,933
"Also before they mate. Interesting...."

what`s the difference?

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Male 266
That is a "cat in heat" meow. I promise you.
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Female 208
Yeah, my dog doesn`t like this video, either. And from the sound of it, I`m guessing something along the lines of:
"F*ck you!"
"No, f*ck you!" back and forth until the video ends...
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Female 344
i tell the thing to STFU and kick it or shut the window kind of annoying
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Female 1,006
lol. My dog didn`t like this video. Now she`s sniffing all around my computer.
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Male 9,305
It`s the Cat version of Xbox live
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Male 737
Black cat: "I fronted you catnip twice this month, beeyatch, and now you gonna pay up."

Orange cat: "Aw, come on, man! You don`t gotta come where I live. My family will see."

Black cat: "PAY UP, BEEYATCH! This ain`t no charity!"

Orange cat: "I don`t have any money."

Black cat: "Then that`s it - I`m gonna pop a cap in yo` ass, and I`m gonna have sex wit yo` lady."

Orange cat: "noooooooo!" (goes to steal money)

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Female 646
I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER?

WHAT?

MY CHEEZBURGERZ!

YOULL GET YOUR DAMN CHEEZBURGERS WHEN YOU GET ME THAT TUNA

**** YOU!

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Female 15,763
"Thats what cats do right before they fight."

Also before they mate. Interesting....

I like everyone`s comments better than the video... haha.

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Female 354
The orange cat was telling the black cat when to get him a hamburger
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Male 1,370
"CAN YOU HEAR ME?!?!"
"WHAT"
"DAMMIT, I SAID CAN YOU HEAR ME?!?!"
"WHAT? YOU DONT HAZ TO YELL!!"
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Male 427
the orange cat is just spurtting off racial slurs about the black cat. the black cat is simply trying to defend himself.
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Male 2,395
It`s a cat love story: The black cat wants to go out with the orange cat but the orange cat doesn`t like him back :(
loldramacatz
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Male 7,933
LEEAVEE BRITNEEEEY ALONEEEEEEE!
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Male 1,244
"Does this make me sound like a dog?"
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Male 606
Thats what cats do right before they fight.
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Male 95
They are conversing about when to take over the household.
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Male 2,506
They just made a viral video and they are wowing.
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Female 1,605
Link: Screaming Cats [Rate Link] - What do you think they`re saying to each other?
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