Saddlebacking`s New Meaning

Submitted by: Pabasa 8 years ago in Weird
http://saddlebacking.com/

I don"t think these kids understand what virginity means (Technically NSFW text.)
There are 73 comments:
Female 205
erm... interesting.. :-/
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Female 156
lol,
i read about this in the coast last week.
hurray for savage love!
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Male 1,036
I like how thy made a whole website for it and not only a urbandictionary entry.

Also, anal sex as a way to circumvent virginity has been done for a while now. The gypsies are particularly fond of it.

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Male 502
What would Jesus do?... Poke her in the hiney. lol
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Male 2,582
"Sodomy to save virginity ?!!

Who the hell invented this ?"
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Well considering how gullible Christians are, (I mean c`mon, they will believe anything, they claim to talk to a magical ghost who lives in the sky), I suppose it would be rather easy to convince a young Christian girl that sodomy is not sex....

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Male 928
Sounds very gay...
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Male 2,388
barebacking means to have sex without a condom

i.e. to go bareback

it makes this doubly funny well done

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Male 301
what was its old meaning? to ride a horse with a saddle on it? that`s just horseback riding, with no saddle is barebacking. i wonder what barebacking would be to horny christian teens...
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Female 325
Dan Savage is behind this site. Read his last four or five columns if you want to know the story.
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Male 9,306
Devi3000: NO ONE has the right to be a jerk. Ever.
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Female 49
Dude I was eating ice cream when I read this.

Bleck...

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Male 1,526
cooool, i got to get me a christian chick!
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Male 162
I had to google felching. keerist! Santorum is such an apt name. haha.
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Male 4,680
Bear in mind that someone is paying good money to keep this website up.
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Female 934
Umm...wow.
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Male 588
Batmanners, I`m pretty sure I read a news story a while back of a guy who died getting a sherry enema.

Yup, here it is: http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnou...

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Male 1,360
Santorum : that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter...
Eat that Rick!
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Male 247
@batmanners. it is... Rick Santorum, the homophobe is the word`s namesake. He is threatened by gays getting married and having buttsecks.
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Male 4,004
"The intestines are the most absorbent part of the digestive system, that`s how the body gets all the nutrients from food. So please play safe."

If you use an enema, and fill it with alcohol, and proceed to use it, you will get plastered in a matter of seconds, with only one shot of hard liquor.

the only problem is, it`s very very very dangerous. Alcohol poisoning. And maybe having booze leak out your butt while being very drunk could ruin the experience. And then, after an hour or so, you will eventually get less drunk, and have to do it again, I assume...I would never even consider doing it.... but it`s nice to know there`s an alternative.

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Male 4,004
I believe the way "Santorum" is being used in this little definition, is a reference to the mixture of semen and fecal matter that excretes from the "catcher" after anal intercourse.
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Male 2,229
:-) :-D
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Male 247
Lol, santorum. Sen Rick Santorum, R-Pennsylvania. He equates same-sex marriage with pedophilia and beastiality. He is waiting for his turn to be the next blowhard politician to be outed.
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Male 639
God makes the rules for them to be bent right?
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Female 1,682
lmfao. i LOVE this
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Male 4,012
Baal,

Yes, I did expect flak, but not from anyone specifically. But you`re cool enough not for me to have any long term effects from your criticism. :)

I`ve put the disclaimer so that I`ve got a safe place to hide when it gets burning hot. :P Thanks for the free pass though!

And Devi, as the resident IAB Bitch, of course you`ve got the pass. Heck, you`re supposed to be the coont in the legitimate and appropriate posts anyway ^^

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Male 679
Blumpkin.
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Male 12,138
Devi sweetheart, if the cap fits...
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Female 1,496
Oh yeah well I am a lesbian, Indian, Hindu, right wing, U.S. citizen. Am I allowed to be a complete c*nt?
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Male 1,265
At least there`s no munging involved.
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Male 672
So that means the last 30 guys didn`t count? Nice! I can be a man-whore AND as pure as the Virgin Mary!
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Male 4,547
Pabasa:
I can`t help but feel Pabasa`s "Sorry if this seems like it`s targeting all Mormons" is the result of "Ah crap, now I`m gonna get a 5 day lecture from Baal".

I do *know* I talk too much ya know. :P
Plus Pabasa kinda gets a free pass as a Gay Muslim Asian (Brit and DnD player too?) just cos I can`t think of any-one lower on the totem pole of who gets unfairly treated.

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Male 3,301
"It`s Groundhog Day!!!"
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Male 9
Save Virginity!!!! Not save from STI`s Nimo. and chill its a joke!
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Female 187
the preachers must love this one...."are we happy their still virgins or unhappy because of all the sodomy?"
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Male 9,306
wtf is santorum?

Also, kids? You need protection with anal sex just as much as vaginal. Don`t think that just because the pregnancy factor isn`t there that the STD one isn`t either.

The intestines are the most absorbent part of the digestive system, that`s how the body gets all the nutrients from food. So please play safe.

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Male 882
?
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Male 92
Priceless
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Male 430
That is a really stupid concept.
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Male 17,512
Sodomy to save virginity ?!!

Who the hell invented this ?

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Female 199
Whoo! Saddlebacking!
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Female 741
santorum lol
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Female 213
looool forever
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Male 306
ok did anyone else hav to google Felching also???...mann i gotta spend more time reading the dictionary...
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Male 2
lol wow
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Male 1,788
Huh...well, that`s cool....I guess.
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Male 1,365
I have lived for 40 years on this earth, and today I learned something new, unfortunately it was the definition of "Santorum". I thought Felching was the worst sexual word, I stand corrected.
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Male 12,138
Helluva link. Where the f*ck did this come from?
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Female 15,763
San... santorum...?

You know "virgin" used to mean has never touched the opposite gender. Now it just applied to penis in the vagina.

Evidently homosexual couples are always virgins... SO THERE!

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Male 1,220
o........kay...
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Female 609
ohh goodnesss.....
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Female 1,652
hahahaha Rick `frothy mixture` Santorum
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Male 3,463
Santorum... Sorta like Rick Santorum?

http://www.spreadingsantorum.com/

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Male 73
Shisi, that`s hilarious
I love how the website is called saddlebacking.com
I mean really WTF?!?
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Male 35
i so googled santorum
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Female 47
ROFL.
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Male 779
Remember boys, never stick your trooper in her pooper.
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Male 301
as my crazy, yet informative 8th grade health teacher put it "virginity is a matter of perspective"
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Male 4,012
And here`s the starting point:

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Savag...

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Male 4,012
To be honest I shouldn`t have submitted it considering how it directly is a fireball being thrown directly to a church instead of the person. I thought it was referring to Rick Warren`s speech instead of his church.

Sorta like lobbing a fireball to the mormon church.

So eh, if this gets too hot, I think it`s a wiser decision to remove this link, mods.

Love, Pabasa. <3

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Male 2,076
technically?
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Male 1,765
Yeah, I don`t think it works that way.
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Male 4,012
For those not getting it (I`m guessing 90% aren`t), this is a ribbing (or a sword in the chest, depending on your perspective) of Pastor Rick Warren`s church, the Saddleback church.

He`s notoriously anti-gay and sparked a hellota controversy when Pres Obama invited him to perform the invocation on his inauguration.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_Warren

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saddleback_...

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Female 523
wtf?
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Male 756
Ha...HAHAHAHAHA!...
Oh...that`s rich.
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Female 1,082
me too brownsugar
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Female 1,082
i wish i could describe the face i am making right now, which is a combination of mildly surprised, disguted, and very very sad.
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Male 306
did any one else have to google santorum???
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Male 4,012
Should have been `lolwut?`
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Female 158
huh?
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Male 689
wat
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Female 63
uh
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Male 62
....wat
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Male 4,012
Link: Saddlebacking`s New Meaning [Rate Link] - I don`t think these kids understand what virginity means (Technically NSFW text.)
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