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Date: 01/29/09 06:09 PM

73 Responses to Saddlebacking`s New Meaning

  1. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
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    January 29, 2009 at 6:19 pm
    Link: Saddlebacking`s New Meaning - I don`t think these kids understand what virginity means (Technically NSFW text.)
  2. Profile photo of Mordatorium
    Mordatorium Male 13-17
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    January 29, 2009 at 6:22 pm
    ....wat
  3. Profile photo of noni-anna
    noni-anna Female 13-17
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    January 29, 2009 at 6:24 pm
    uh
  4. Profile photo of evanking
    evanking Male 18-29
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    January 29, 2009 at 6:26 pm
    wat
  5. Profile photo of BlueOrchid
    BlueOrchid Female 18-29
    158 posts
    January 29, 2009 at 6:27 pm
    huh?
  6. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    January 29, 2009 at 6:27 pm
    Should have been `lolwut?`
  7. Profile photo of brownsugar3
    brownsugar3 Male 18-29
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    January 29, 2009 at 6:28 pm
    did any one else have to google santorum???
  8. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
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    January 29, 2009 at 6:29 pm
    i wish i could describe the face i am making right now, which is a combination of mildly surprised, disguted, and very very sad.
  9. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
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    January 29, 2009 at 6:30 pm
    me too brownsugar
  10. Profile photo of Androgynous
    Androgynous Male 18-29
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    January 29, 2009 at 6:33 pm
    Ha...HAHAHAHAHA!...
    Oh...that`s rich.
  11. Profile photo of Okasen
    Okasen Female 13-17
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    January 29, 2009 at 6:33 pm
    wtf?
  12. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
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    January 29, 2009 at 6:35 pm
    For those not getting it (I`m guessing 90% aren`t), this is a ribbing (or a sword in the chest, depending on your perspective) of Pastor Rick Warren`s church, the Saddleback church.

    He`s notoriously anti-gay and sparked a hellota controversy when Pres Obama invited him to perform the invocation on his inauguration.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_Warren

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saddleback_...

  13. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
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    January 29, 2009 at 6:36 pm
    Yeah, I don`t think it works that way.
  14. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
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    January 29, 2009 at 6:38 pm
    technically?
  15. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
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    January 29, 2009 at 6:39 pm
    To be honest I shouldn`t have submitted it considering how it directly is a fireball being thrown directly to a church instead of the person. I thought it was referring to Rick Warren`s speech instead of his church.

    Sorta like lobbing a fireball to the mormon church.

    So eh, if this gets too hot, I think it`s a wiser decision to remove this link, mods.

    Love, Pabasa. <3

  16. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
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    January 29, 2009 at 6:40 pm
    And here`s the starting point:

    http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Savag...

  17. Profile photo of spazking
    spazking Male 18-29
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    January 29, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    as my crazy, yet informative 8th grade health teacher put it "virginity is a matter of perspective"
  18. Profile photo of Shisi
    Shisi Male 18-29
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    January 29, 2009 at 6:45 pm
    Remember boys, never stick your trooper in her pooper.
  19. Profile photo of TunaKitteh
    TunaKitteh Female 13-17
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    January 29, 2009 at 6:46 pm
    ROFL.
  20. Profile photo of sheab2000
    sheab2000 Male 18-29
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    January 29, 2009 at 6:47 pm
    i so googled santorum
  21. Profile photo of Adthedude
    Adthedude Male 13-17
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    January 29, 2009 at 6:50 pm
    Shisi, that`s hilarious
    I love how the website is called saddlebacking.com
    I mean really WTF?!?
  22. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
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    January 29, 2009 at 6:53 pm
    Santorum... Sorta like Rick Santorum?

    http://www.spreadingsantorum.com/

  23. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
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    January 29, 2009 at 6:55 pm
    hahahaha Rick `frothy mixture` Santorum
  24. Profile photo of fr0d0lives
    fr0d0lives Female 18-29
    610 posts
    January 29, 2009 at 7:43 pm
    ohh goodnesss.....
  25. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
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    January 29, 2009 at 7:47 pm
    o........kay...
  26. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    January 29, 2009 at 8:03 pm
    San... santorum...?

    You know "virgin" used to mean has never touched the opposite gender. Now it just applied to penis in the vagina.

    Evidently homosexual couples are always virgins... SO THERE!

  27. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    January 29, 2009 at 8:10 pm
    Helluva link. Where the f*ck did this come from?
  28. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
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    January 29, 2009 at 8:12 pm
    I have lived for 40 years on this earth, and today I learned something new, unfortunately it was the definition of "Santorum". I thought Felching was the worst sexual word, I stand corrected.
  29. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
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    January 29, 2009 at 8:21 pm
    Huh...well, that`s cool....I guess.
  30. Profile photo of snakes
    snakes Male 30-39
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    January 29, 2009 at 8:23 pm
    lol wow
  31. Profile photo of brownsugar3
    brownsugar3 Male 18-29
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    January 29, 2009 at 8:25 pm
    ok did anyone else hav to google Felching also???...mann i gotta spend more time reading the dictionary...
  32. Profile photo of undeadonion
    undeadonion Female 18-29
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    January 29, 2009 at 8:51 pm
    looool forever
  33. Profile photo of fillemorte
    fillemorte Female 18-29
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    January 29, 2009 at 9:27 pm
    santorum lol
  34. Profile photo of cherrisoda
    cherrisoda Female 13-17
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    January 29, 2009 at 9:36 pm
    Whoo! Saddlebacking!
  35. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    January 29, 2009 at 9:43 pm
    Sodomy to save virginity ?!!

    Who the hell invented this ?

  36. Profile photo of Peveo4589
    Peveo4589 Male 18-29
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    January 29, 2009 at 10:10 pm
    That is a really stupid concept.
  37. Profile photo of ChronicBored
    ChronicBored Male 18-29
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    January 29, 2009 at 10:37 pm
    Priceless
  38. Profile photo of jdjd5883
    jdjd5883 Male 18-29
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    January 29, 2009 at 10:43 pm
    ?
  39. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    January 29, 2009 at 10:56 pm
    wtf is santorum?

    Also, kids? You need protection with anal sex just as much as vaginal. Don`t think that just because the pregnancy factor isn`t there that the STD one isn`t either.

    The intestines are the most absorbent part of the digestive system, that`s how the body gets all the nutrients from food. So please play safe.

  40. Profile photo of kermitgreen
    kermitgreen Female 30-39
    187 posts
    January 29, 2009 at 11:44 pm
    the preachers must love this one...."are we happy their still virgins or unhappy because of all the sodomy?"
  41. Profile photo of joey2286
    joey2286 Male 18-29
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    January 29, 2009 at 11:54 pm
    Save Virginity!!!! Not save from STI`s Nimo. and chill its a joke!
  42. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    January 30, 2009 at 12:11 am
    "It`s Groundhog Day!!!"
  43. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
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    January 30, 2009 at 1:04 am
    Pabasa:
    I can`t help but feel Pabasa`s "Sorry if this seems like it`s targeting all Mormons" is the result of "Ah crap, now I`m gonna get a 5 day lecture from Baal".

    I do *know* I talk too much ya know. :P
    Plus Pabasa kinda gets a free pass as a Gay Muslim Asian (Brit and DnD player too?) just cos I can`t think of any-one lower on the totem pole of who gets unfairly treated.

  44. Profile photo of Gexxo
    Gexxo Male 18-29
    673 posts
    January 30, 2009 at 1:59 am
    So that means the last 30 guys didn`t count? Nice! I can be a man-whore AND as pure as the Virgin Mary!
  45. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
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    January 30, 2009 at 2:08 am
    At least there`s no munging involved.
  46. Profile photo of Devi3000
    Devi3000 Female 18-29
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    January 30, 2009 at 2:55 am
    Oh yeah well I am a lesbian, Indian, Hindu, right wing, U.S. citizen. Am I allowed to be a complete c*nt?
  47. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    January 30, 2009 at 3:17 am
    Devi sweetheart, if the cap fits...
  48. Profile photo of keatonatron
    keatonatron Male 18-29
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    January 30, 2009 at 3:21 am
    Blumpkin.
  49. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    January 30, 2009 at 3:22 am
    Baal,

    Yes, I did expect flak, but not from anyone specifically. But you`re cool enough not for me to have any long term effects from your criticism. :)

    I`ve put the disclaimer so that I`ve got a safe place to hide when it gets burning hot. :P Thanks for the free pass though!

    And Devi, as the resident IAB Bitch, of course you`ve got the pass. Heck, you`re supposed to be the coont in the legitimate and appropriate posts anyway ^^

  50. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
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    January 30, 2009 at 3:38 am
    lmfao. i LOVE this
  51. Profile photo of jimbobsthebe
    jimbobsthebe Male 18-29
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    January 30, 2009 at 3:41 am
    God makes the rules for them to be bent right?
  52. Profile photo of andystevens
    andystevens Male 18-29
    247 posts
    January 30, 2009 at 4:43 am
    Lol, santorum. Sen Rick Santorum, R-Pennsylvania. He equates same-sex marriage with pedophilia and beastiality. He is waiting for his turn to be the next blowhard politician to be outed.
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    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
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    January 30, 2009 at 4:49 am
    :-) :-D
  54. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
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    January 30, 2009 at 4:55 am
    I believe the way "Santorum" is being used in this little definition, is a reference to the mixture of semen and fecal matter that excretes from the "catcher" after anal intercourse.
  55. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
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    January 30, 2009 at 5:00 am
    "The intestines are the most absorbent part of the digestive system, that`s how the body gets all the nutrients from food. So please play safe."

    If you use an enema, and fill it with alcohol, and proceed to use it, you will get plastered in a matter of seconds, with only one shot of hard liquor.

    the only problem is, it`s very very very dangerous. Alcohol poisoning. And maybe having booze leak out your butt while being very drunk could ruin the experience. And then, after an hour or so, you will eventually get less drunk, and have to do it again, I assume...I would never even consider doing it.... but it`s nice to know there`s an alternative.

  56. Profile photo of andystevens
    andystevens Male 18-29
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    January 30, 2009 at 5:11 am
    @batmanners. it is... Rick Santorum, the homophobe is the word`s namesake. He is threatened by gays getting married and having buttsecks.
  57. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
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    January 30, 2009 at 5:16 am
    Santorum : that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter...
    Eat that Rick!
  58. Profile photo of Robert_D
    Robert_D Male 18-29
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    January 30, 2009 at 5:26 am
    Batmanners, I`m pretty sure I read a news story a while back of a guy who died getting a sherry enema.

    Yup, here it is: http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnou...

  59. Profile photo of outdoorMINER
    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
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    January 30, 2009 at 6:12 am
    Umm...wow.
  60. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    January 30, 2009 at 6:20 am
    Bear in mind that someone is paying good money to keep this website up.
  61. Profile photo of peterboner
    peterboner Male 18-29
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    January 30, 2009 at 6:24 am
    I had to google felching. keerist! Santorum is such an apt name. haha.
  62. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
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    January 30, 2009 at 7:53 am
    cooool, i got to get me a christian chick!
  63. Profile photo of Ororomonroe
    Ororomonroe Female 18-29
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    January 30, 2009 at 8:00 am
    Dude I was eating ice cream when I read this.

    Bleck...

  64. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    January 30, 2009 at 11:32 am
    Devi3000: NO ONE has the right to be a jerk. Ever.
  65. Profile photo of sicker
    sicker Female 30-39
    325 posts
    January 30, 2009 at 12:16 pm
    Dan Savage is behind this site. Read his last four or five columns if you want to know the story.
  66. Profile photo of spazking
    spazking Male 18-29
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    January 30, 2009 at 2:12 pm
    what was its old meaning? to ride a horse with a saddle on it? that`s just horseback riding, with no saddle is barebacking. i wonder what barebacking would be to horny christian teens...
  67. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
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    January 30, 2009 at 4:28 pm
    barebacking means to have sex without a condom

    i.e. to go bareback

    it makes this doubly funny well done

  68. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    January 30, 2009 at 4:46 pm
    Sounds very gay...
  69. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
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    January 30, 2009 at 5:45 pm
    "Sodomy to save virginity ?!!

    Who the hell invented this ?"
    -----------------------------------
    Well considering how gullible Christians are, (I mean c`mon, they will believe anything, they claim to talk to a magical ghost who lives in the sky), I suppose it would be rather easy to convince a young Christian girl that sodomy is not sex....

  70. Profile photo of CharlieA
    CharlieA Male 18-29
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    January 31, 2009 at 7:02 am
    What would Jesus do?... Poke her in the hiney. lol
  71. Profile photo of mrpopenfresh
    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
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    February 1, 2009 at 10:03 am
    I like how thy made a whole website for it and not only a urbandictionary entry.

    Also, anal sex as a way to circumvent virginity has been done for a while now. The gypsies are particularly fond of it.

  72. Profile photo of mcrack50
    mcrack50 Female 13-17
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    February 1, 2009 at 1:43 pm
    lol,
    i read about this in the coast last week.
    hurray for savage love!
  73. Profile photo of sereniee
    sereniee Female 18-29
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    February 22, 2009 at 3:06 am
    erm... interesting.. :-/

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