Redneck Ninja On Jerry Springer Show

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

Remember Redneck Ninja from last week? Well, he made the big time when he was asked to be on the Jerry Springer Show.
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Male 1,164
he is a drating idiot lmfao
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Female 381
wow. I live in Oklahoma, and i know a grand total of zero people that talk like that.
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Male 787
He kicked that guy`s ass.
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Male 1,365
He knew the ancient art of Dim-Mok (touch of death), he has betrayed the ancient cult of the ashashini Ninja, we must deploy our best ninja to stop him before he takes over the world.
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Male 897
hahah I love the actors on this show, they are sooooo funny
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Male 384
its funny, but sadly, YES, people like this DO exist.... and yes, people DO talk like that..............


and please, he`s NO redneck, he`s a trailer-park
degenerate.
red-necks are quite aware they dont know Kung-Fu!
why else would they have guns in their back window?

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Male 92
I disagree. hillbilly + kung-fu = win
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Male 1,556
Oh c`mon he`s a ninjain.

Relax.

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Female 1,264
You all may be laughing at his seemingly pathetic karate-chops but what you dont know is that shortly after the camera`s stopped rolling, `Lil wayne` collapsed into heaping mass of body parts and internal organs. When they tried to confront the redneck ninja, they found him atop a horse riding into the sunset.
Which confused most people because it was only 10 in the morning a few minutes ago and, where the f*ck did he get a horse?
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Male 108
rednecks = FAIL end of discussion
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Male 59
So he`s a ninja pimp?
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Male 147
hillbilly + kung-fu = fail ^_^
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Male 125
...Lil` Wayne?
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Female 214
i think they need to put some subtitles on this guy because i could only understand about half of what he said
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Female 15,763
Now lets just hope he takes a step in the classy direction.

You know, go on the Maury show.

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Male 503
i cant believe he said "kung-fu him!"
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Male 1,627
down, left, right, right. "HADOKEN!!!"
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Male 1,220
It is almost common knowledge (if not common sense) that this show is staged
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Female 212
"how does jerry springer sleep at night?"

Booze and Elephant tranquilizers.

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Male 2,245
how does jerry springer sleep at night?
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Male 2,796
Ah I see... your shirt needs to be off for these to work!!
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Male 575
oh my word. Thats just terrible, those have to be paid actors. I refuse to believe people actually act like that.
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Male 722
chucky norris and jane claude van damme xD
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Female 2,674
Chucky Norris?!
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Male 4,807
Redneck UFC....LOL
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Male 1,232
Am I the only one that noticed they kept on flashing to the same Asian chick in the audience?
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Female 5,139
lol at like, the last seconds...
that guys got some moves

bless him .. :D

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Male 1,468
"I didnt know p*ssy slapping was part of kungfu"

Which kind of p*ssy slapping? I don`t think this guy has ever gotten vag.

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Male 1,468
I`m only twel-- THIRTEEN, and I can chop a full grown carrot in half with one chop. This guy... Sucks poopy.
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Female 741
I didnt know p*ssy slapping was part of kungfu
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Male 132
lul. "round house kick to the face"
"break the wrist walk away, Break the wrist. Walk away"
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Male 882
chucky norris and jean cluad van damm, lol :->
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Male 845
[FUNKIN` WIN] he "kun-fuhim`ed" 4 times, and beat the spit outta him every time. if i lived in a trailer i would have a poster of this guy on my wall next to "chucky norrs`".
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Male 12,138
vv "poo, those kung fu chops wore viscous"

Viscous? Thick and tar-like?

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Male 176
I lived in Ohio for a while, and every time I went down to Kentucky I heard at least one person with an accent like that.

I have no idea if these guys were genuine, but I hope they were just actors. If they did indeed expose their real lives to the nation in that context, I guess they get the humiliation they deserve.

That doesn`t diminish Jerry Springer`s status as the asinine figurehead of an exploitative and cruel show though. I wonder how he can rationalize questioning his guest`s pimping ways, when that is essentially what he does every episode.

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Male 3,482
I`d love to see that guy take on an actual martial artist...

I like how he fights, to. He`s supposed to be the redneck ninja, but he fights like a typical street brawler...

He`s gonna get his ass kicked one of these days. I want to see THAT, and the after-vid of him crying his eyes out (if he`s still concious), one here.

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Male 178
poo, those kung fu chops wore viscous
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Male 4,547
NorthCarolinian wife concludes "Nope, that there`s a real southern accent".

She also had to do the translation for me because I didn`t get a word on my own.

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Female 1,306
"His accent is so fake. I have been in some of the most southern places in the south, and we don`t really talk like that."

i went to kentucky one time. people talked like that EVERYWHERE. i couldnt understand a word they were saying.

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Male 4,393
old...
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Male 480
I had no clue Springer was still on!
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Female 153
That was one mighty fine roundhouse kick
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Female 94
His accent is so fake. I have been in some of the most southern places in the south, and we don`t really talk like that.
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Male 2,005
lol that looked more like hugging than kung fu...
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Male 722
Judy chop!
Ninjy chop!
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Male 20,194
Here`s Redneck Ninja`s original video.
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Male 20,194
Link: Redneck Ninja On Jerry Springer Show [Rate Link] - Remember Redneck Ninja from last week? Well, he made the big time when he was asked to be on the Jerry Springer Show.
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