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Date: 01/25/09 09:42 AM

47 Responses to Redneck Ninja On Jerry Springer Show

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 8:52 am
    Link: Redneck Ninja On Jerry Springer Show - Remember Redneck Ninja from last week? Well, he made the big time when he was asked to be on the Jerry Springer Show.
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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 8:54 am
    Here`s Redneck Ninja`s original video.
  3. Profile photo of D3
    D3 Male 13-17
    725 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 10:04 am
    Judy chop!
    Ninjy chop!
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    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 10:07 am
    lol that looked more like hugging than kung fu...
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    musicofnight Female 30-39
    94 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 10:13 am
    His accent is so fake. I have been in some of the most southern places in the south, and we don`t really talk like that.
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    mylovedied Female 18-29
    153 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 10:19 am
    That was one mighty fine roundhouse kick
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    imaguitargod Male 18-29
    480 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 10:20 am
    I had no clue Springer was still on!
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
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    January 25, 2009 at 10:28 am
    old...
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    emzrok Female 13-17
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    January 25, 2009 at 10:29 am
    "His accent is so fake. I have been in some of the most southern places in the south, and we don`t really talk like that."

    i went to kentucky one time. people talked like that EVERYWHERE. i couldnt understand a word they were saying.

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    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 10:41 am
    NorthCarolinian wife concludes "Nope, that there`s a real southern accent".

    She also had to do the translation for me because I didn`t get a word on my own.

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    skipidydooda Male 13-17
    178 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 10:45 am
    poo, those kung fu chops wore viscous
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    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 10:49 am
    I`d love to see that guy take on an actual martial artist...

    I like how he fights, to. He`s supposed to be the redneck ninja, but he fights like a typical street brawler...

    He`s gonna get his ass kicked one of these days. I want to see THAT, and the after-vid of him crying his eyes out (if he`s still concious), one here.

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    ANCB Male 18-29
    176 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 10:52 am
    I lived in Ohio for a while, and every time I went down to Kentucky I heard at least one person with an accent like that.

    I have no idea if these guys were genuine, but I hope they were just actors. If they did indeed expose their real lives to the nation in that context, I guess they get the humiliation they deserve.

    That doesn`t diminish Jerry Springer`s status as the asinine figurehead of an exploitative and cruel show though. I wonder how he can rationalize questioning his guest`s pimping ways, when that is essentially what he does every episode.

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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 10:55 am
    vv "poo, those kung fu chops wore viscous"

    Viscous? Thick and tar-like?

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    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 10:58 am
    he "kun-fuhim`ed" 4 times, and beat the spit outta him every time. if i lived in a trailer i would have a poster of this guy on my wall next to "chucky norrs`".
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    jdjd5883 Male 18-29
    883 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 11:09 am
    chucky norris and jean cluad van damm, lol :->
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    Squab27 Male 13-17
    132 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 11:11 am
    lul. "round house kick to the face"
    "break the wrist walk away, Break the wrist. Walk away"
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    fillemorte Female 18-29
    741 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 11:15 am
    I didnt know p*ssy slapping was part of kungfu
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    HOLYCRAP1234 Male 13-17
    1468 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 11:15 am
    I`m only twel-- THIRTEEN, and I can chop a full grown carrot in half with one chop. This guy... Sucks poopy.
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    HOLYCRAP1234 Male 13-17
    1468 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 11:15 am
    "I didnt know p*ssy slapping was part of kungfu"

    Which kind of p*ssy slapping? I don`t think this guy has ever gotten vag.

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    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 11:18 am
    lol at like, the last seconds...
    that guys got some moves

    bless him .. :D

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    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 11:28 am
    Am I the only one that noticed they kept on flashing to the same Asian chick in the audience?
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 11:49 am
    Redneck UFC....LOL
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    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    Chucky Norris?!
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    D3 Male 13-17
    725 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    chucky norris and jane claude van damme xD
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    Dr4k Male 18-29
    575 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    oh my word. Thats just terrible, those have to be paid actors. I refuse to believe people actually act like that.
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    Ah I see... your shirt needs to be off for these to work!!
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    amaqdrinker Male 18-29
    2245 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 1:28 pm
    how does jerry springer sleep at night?
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    DaniDrkHrt Female 18-29
    212 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    "how does jerry springer sleep at night?"

    Booze and Elephant tranquilizers.

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    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 1:53 pm
    It is almost common knowledge (if not common sense) that this show is staged
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    Kaagan Male 18-29
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    January 25, 2009 at 2:13 pm
    down, left, right, right. "HADOKEN!!!"
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    11Volcom11 Male 18-29
    503 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 2:30 pm
    i cant believe he said "kung-fu him!"
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 2:59 pm
    Now lets just hope he takes a step in the classy direction.

    You know, go on the Maury show.

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    tie_died Female 18-29
    214 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 3:57 pm
    i think they need to put some subtitles on this guy because i could only understand about half of what he said
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    Chris_Red Male 18-29
    125 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 4:18 pm
    ...Lil` Wayne?
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    Ultimated Male 13-17
    147 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 6:11 pm
    hillbilly + kung-fu = fail ^_^
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    sgtstumpy Male 30-39
    59 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 6:24 pm
    So he`s a ninja pimp?
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    craigf89 Male 18-29
    108 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 7:21 pm
    rednecks = FAIL end of discussion
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    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1265 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 7:47 pm
    You all may be laughing at his seemingly pathetic karate-chops but what you dont know is that shortly after the camera`s stopped rolling, `Lil wayne` collapsed into heaping mass of body parts and internal organs. When they tried to confront the redneck ninja, they found him atop a horse riding into the sunset.
    Which confused most people because it was only 10 in the morning a few minutes ago and, where the f*ck did he get a horse?
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    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
    1559 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 8:38 pm
    Oh c`mon he`s a ninjain.

    Relax.

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    ChronicBored Male 18-29
    92 posts
    January 25, 2009 at 10:31 pm
    I disagree. hillbilly + kung-fu = win
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    screwzlooose Male 30-39
    385 posts
    January 26, 2009 at 5:58 am
    its funny, but sadly, YES, people like this DO exist.... and yes, people DO talk like that..............


    and please, he`s NO redneck, he`s a trailer-park
    degenerate.
    red-necks are quite aware they dont know Kung-Fu!
    why else would they have guns in their back window?

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    rgsupergrove Male 18-29
    899 posts
    January 26, 2009 at 6:50 am
    hahah I love the actors on this show, they are sooooo funny
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    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1370 posts
    January 26, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    He knew the ancient art of Dim-Mok (touch of death), he has betrayed the ancient cult of the ashashini Ninja, we must deploy our best ninja to stop him before he takes over the world.
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    VirtualParty Male 18-29
    787 posts
    January 26, 2009 at 2:22 pm
    He kicked that guy`s ass.
  46. Profile photo of felena
    felena Female 13-17
    381 posts
    January 26, 2009 at 3:18 pm
    wow. I live in Oklahoma, and i know a grand total of zero people that talk like that.
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    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    January 26, 2009 at 4:34 pm
    he is a drating idiot lmfao

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