Parkour Failure

Submitted by: __JoKeR__ 8 years ago in Funny

While this portly kid might not be the most limber parkour enthusiast, let"s give him credit for trying.
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Male 69
It took over 5 months to complete this video.
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Male 1,051
Hey, pretty good overall video, inspiring and well climactic.
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Female 25
..well
im younger than him and i can do better..all he did was do the same thing over a bunch of ledges and rails
but it was a good effort =]
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Male 976
Holy crap guys!!! Did you see that lake he jumped over?!?
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Male 71
all he did was jump over some rails...
even i could do better than that.
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Female 917
The said thing is that he probably thought he looked cool.
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Male 541
haha maybe if those cars wernt so small. Tip: next time use an SUV!
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Male 367
Not a big fan of "Eye of the Tiger" being remixed, but other than that it was pretty good
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Male 1,357
haha at least he took it on the chin :), well arm, but u know what i mean :)
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Male 516
idk if they meant for this to be serious or not... i think he was just doing it as a joke
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Male 895
well done! I can only see support here so gw!
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Male 1,153
hahaa thats incredible. i thuoght it was a psistake until he hurt himsen. haha still unsure
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Male 234
If he keeps trying he will not only be good at it, but most likely will loose a lot of weight too :) So I give him props for even trying it.
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Male 101
Parkour has to start somewhere! Great vid!
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Male 928
Actually, I was fairly impressed by his recovery.
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Female 165
I was like "Okay, well at least he was having fun." Then I saw that fall, and my back tightened. Ouchie.
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Male 342
Urban weight loss program. :D
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Male 3,296
yeah i agree flipnip....

therefore this guy is a total win

(subscribes)

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Male 2,582
Man he`s got some moves!
F-
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Female 4,028
Ahaha! That looked like it hurt though.
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Male 1,815
How much you guys wanna bet there was at least a 5 minute break between all those shots?
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Female 200
Wow. That was just a pile of fail.
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Male 27
uhh that was a joke. even for a fat kid he wasnt doing the most difficult obstacles
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Male 23
its the new mirrors edge
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Male 505
I was getting disappointed, and then BAM! FULFILLMENT!
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Male 562
"lol didnt see that coming. thought the failure was really how bad he sucked."

tenth`d x11

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Female 1,407
Good on you, kid. You inspired my own portly cousin. ^_^
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Male 615
oh my god. That was FANTASTIC.
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Male 388
oh...btw....ninth x 10
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Male 388
it`s filled with such great FAIL that it is pure WIN!
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Male 603
Eighth x 9? (I don`t know what we`re doing.)
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Male 564
Yup, same. seventhed x8
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Male 394
Sorry darkevilsin, but def sixthed X7

That was pathetic.

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Male 1,666
You try doing that when you weigh as much as the fatso
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Female 13
Star Wars Kid... meet parkour...
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Male 343
""lol didnt see that coming. thought the failure was really how bad he sucked."
Me too xD

seconded x3"

thirded x4

fourthed x5

fifthed x6

I think this went far enough.

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Male 541
""lol didnt see that coming. thought the failure was really how bad he sucked."

Me too xD

seconded x3"

thirded x4

fourthed x5

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Male 292
""lol didnt see that coming. thought the failure was really how bad he sucked."

Me too xD

seconded x3"

thirded x4

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Male 1,837
""lol didnt see that coming. thought the failure was really how bad he sucked."

Me too xD"

seconded x3

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Male 1,244
"lol didnt see that coming. thought the failure was really how bad he sucked."

Me too xD

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Male 101
lol didnt see that coming. thought the failure was really how bad he sucked.
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Male 81
LOL
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Male 2,855
You´ve got to start somewhere, specially if you are a fat kid
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Male 610
wow. i thought the fail part was how bad he sucked. then i saw him fall. he didn`t even jump that high, so he didn`t fall that far
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Male 2,388
tried so hard he gave me an erection


at least he tried though

it may have been the music

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Male 2,159
Epic Fail.

Oh no I just thought, Mirror`s Edge addicts are gonna start doing this now, aren`t they?

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Female 236
god i need to learn to spell check.
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Female 236
i really thought he was doig it as a joke... because it`s quite obvious he`s ot good at it. then when he fell it just seemed like a good place to stop.

... but idk.

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Male 2,395
sometimes like him, I`d always think of sitting on a bench then start to randomly do parkour...
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Male 1
Ahh sucks that he fell,least he tryed tho
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Male 1,370
congrats fatty, you can jump over poles and hurt yourself
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Male 486
Hahaha nothing like a fail.
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Female 4,197
ha awwww i kinda laughed on the inside...laughing with him, not at him. honest
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Male 1,853
I can do that....

I just don`t want to. I swear.

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Female 111
hahahaha...

no really.

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Male 503
Nothin like watchin a fat kid fail...

(sorry to overwieght people, theres just something satisfying about it)

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Male 17
I give him points for the cinematography and the half jump over the puddle
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Male 243
lol this stuff looks like something my 5 yr old brother could do( but prolly not fall off of a car like him-that takes skill):-?
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Male 742
I thought the funny part was his "parkour".
I guess i was wrong
or not
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Male 3,058
Am I a bad person because I laughed my @ss off at this?
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Male 3,255
Hah, go fat kid go! He keeps that up, he wont be portly for much longer!
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Male 2,720
good title quiknas.
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Male 1,540
LOL
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Male 451
porky peter performs pavement parkour
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Male 169
Link: Parkour Failure [Rate Link] - While this portly kid might not be the most limber parkour enthusiast, let`s give him credit for trying.
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