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Date: 01/06/09 06:00 AM

136 Responses to New Mac Laptop Preview: It Has No Keyboard!

  1. Profile photo of smartbomb314
    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
    1220 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 5:02 pm
    Link: New Mac Laptop Preview: It Has No Keyboard! - Apple, once again, giving their customers products they don`t even realize they want yet.
  2. Profile photo of analogfusion
    analogfusion Male 18-29
    6 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 6:07 am
    Ha, gotta love the onion...
  3. Profile photo of ThatWasFunny
    ThatWasFunny Male 18-29
    701 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 6:10 am
    Wow that`s just stupid, and it looked like the people trying it out were having a lot of trouble with writing stuff.
  4. Profile photo of Feylynn
    Feylynn Female 18-29
    83 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 6:10 am
    Call me crazy but that seems like the most ridiculously useless Idea ever.

    Innovation is only it`s own merit if it IMPROVES the way it performs. The keyboard works, works faster, works easier and no one would have to relearn how to type.
    I`ll save replacing the keyboard for the guys working on Thought to Computer technology cause the reason a keyboard as more then one button is because someone smarter then a board designed it.

  5. Profile photo of desisrule2
    desisrule2 Male 18-29
    211 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 6:17 am
    the onion bothers me...its not funny and it confuses me for a while and then i see that it was in fact a parody.

    Feylynn...you honestly thought that was real?

  6. Profile photo of kamietsu
    kamietsu Male 18-29
    427 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 6:17 am
    haha the sudoku killer, made me giggle.
  7. Profile photo of Feylynn
    Feylynn Female 18-29
    83 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 6:17 am
    Don`t mind me I`ma noob for thinin` it`s real, but my statement stands. ;p

    wtf.

  8. Profile photo of Slaador
    Slaador Male 18-29
    23 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 6:18 am
    Ha, that`s just pure gold. And quite subtle too, seeing how people`ve started bitching about it as if it`s true - right from the second comment.
  9. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 6:20 am
    This was good one.
  10. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 6:40 am
    wouldnt supprise me if apple created something like that
  11. Profile photo of tiggerwitch1
    tiggerwitch1 Female 18-29
    587 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 6:49 am
    lol and this is why i love the onion

    the sudoku killer ^.^

  12. Profile photo of WeeToddDid
    WeeToddDid Male 18-29
    180 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 6:50 am
    Hehe, all round brilliant. As usual, watched it twice so I could read the ticker.
    I`m not getting into any Appl3 sux0rz debate.

    4*

  13. Profile photo of Lockon
    Lockon Male 18-29
    376 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 7:11 am
    Lol it wouldn`t surprise me if Apple really created this. Gimmicky computers for morons.
  14. Profile photo of ne028
    ne028 Male 18-29
    889 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 7:13 am
    you already had to do this when you wanted to make a note on the old ipods
  15. Profile photo of Seem
    Seem Female 18-29
    118 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 7:15 am
    Godamnit I hate the Onion so much they raise my hopes and then CRASH THEM DOWN INTO THE DEPTHS OF HELL.
    But I don`t care about this because I`m a Microsoft bitch, anyway.
  16. Profile photo of Naz14
    Naz14 Female 18-29
    1521 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 7:19 am
    WOW who the hell would want that? i could type 700 times faster, for sure, with my keyboard

    thats plain obvious though haha.. it`d be cooler if there were no keys to push down..just touch sensored areas for "keys"

  17. Profile photo of justsomeguy
    justsomeguy Male 18-29
    2 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 7:22 am
    I`ve seen a lot of things suck in my life; school, my job heck even my life itself sucks. But this laptop my friends, now this sucks big hairy balls. They make it sound as if a lack of a keyboard is something to be proud about!! lol, denial is a bliss
  18. Profile photo of trailleadr
    trailleadr Male 40-49
    715 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 7:23 am
    lol I love it. "Everything is just a few hundred clicks away." Genius!
  19. Profile photo of FairSpirit
    FairSpirit Female 30-39
    115 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 7:30 am
    No way, this sucks. I love my keyboard. I`m fast with it and it`d take me forEVER to type an e-mail with that thing. The people did look like they were having a slow time with the typing aspect of it. Def not for me.
  20. Profile photo of Kilorien
    Kilorien Female 18-29
    100 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 7:41 am
    "Virtuality unbreakable unless dropped or hit". Best quote ever.
  21. Profile photo of Sabre200000
    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
    1039 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 8:03 am
    Oh, it`s The Onion, LOL

    I could see Apple doing this...and the sad thing is millions of idiots would buy it.

  22. Profile photo of Godzukis_Dad
    Godzukis_Dad Male 30-39
    211 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 8:04 am
    I like that you can upgrade to a 40 GB model! That`s awesome! Please note the sarchasm. If you don`t know the Onion is a joke site, you need to die now.
  23. Profile photo of Zoto
    Zoto Male 18-29
    273 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 8:09 am
    Naz14, here you go, the AMEK TSK-VX7 Touch-Sensitive Keyboard-- no keys, just areas.:

    http://www.gearlog.com/2007/03/amex_tskv...

    and I want one, too.

    Onion strikes once again! I was introduced to them from IAB, and I love them! So, thanks!

  24. Profile photo of vstorm
    vstorm Male 30-39
    158 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 8:10 am
    As a recent Apple convertee I find this type of disregard for the Macbook range disgraceful.... not really, best laugh i`ve had for ages....!
  25. Profile photo of rukasu
    rukasu Male 13-17
    107 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 8:12 am
    FairSpirit ... do you seriously not realize this is fake?
  26. Profile photo of megavidiot
    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 8:14 am
    "No way, this sucks. I love my keyboard. I`m fast with it and it`d take me forEVER to type an e-mail with that thing. The people did look like they were having a slow time with the typing aspect of it. Def not for me. "

    Interesting comment.....I can;t tell if your joking.

  27. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 8:16 am
    lmao, hummingbird battery
  28. Profile photo of darthzew
    darthzew Male 18-29
    201 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 8:22 am
    What makes this believable is that it`s actually the kind of bull Mac would put out!
  29. Profile photo of kikayoaka
    kikayoaka Male 70 & Over
    353 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 8:29 am
    I`m going to assume Fairspirit isn`t familiar with The Onion..

    Anyway, actually pretty funny, for The Onion.

  30. Profile photo of kdawg
    kdawg Male 40-49
    172 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 8:41 am
    ROFL! They had me goin.
  31. Profile photo of Cata
    Cata Female 18-29
    72 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 8:41 am
    It wud take for fu.cking ever to write even something as simple as this message...
  32. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 8:53 am
    The aardvark asked for a ride. GENIUS! I can`t tell you how many times I use that sentence every day.

    Plus it`s virtually indestructible unless dropped or hit!

    I loved the line at the end questioning how it will go over in the business world where they do actual work, not just dicking around.

    This is the best Onion spot I`ve seen in years. That`s what I used to expect from the Onion, maybe they`re back. The Sudoku line at the end was good too. 5 stars.

  33. Profile photo of Fa11enAnge1z
    Fa11enAnge1z Male 18-29
    285 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 9:05 am
    I own one and i love it! and if u dont believe me jus look below.
    but it did take twenty min to type this .. also i have carpal tunel

    -SENT FROM A MACBOOK WHEEL-

  34. Profile photo of Nytewulf
    Nytewulf Male 30-39
    513 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 9:18 am
    The guy that said "I love anything shiny and made by Apple" pretty much sums it up for most Apple customers.
  35. Profile photo of JonnyBadass
    JonnyBadass Male 13-17
    39 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 9:32 am
    I thought this was funny before I saw the comments section, but after seeing how many people think its real its 10 times funnier.
  36. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 9:49 am
    That would take FOREVER just to type "hello"
    I mean, 2-odd seconds to 5-minutes... I think I value my time more than that.
  37. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 10:10 am
    haha this was halarious....
  38. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 10:12 am
    lol i like the predicted sentence part. the sudoku killer ahhh XD I usually hate onion stuff but this was entertaining.
  39. Profile photo of cookii
    cookii Female 18-29
    1299 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 11:15 am
    "Everything is just a few hundred clicks away"
    nicely done (:
  40. Profile photo of necros
    necros Male 18-29
    453 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 11:39 am
    Lol i love the last sentance

    "whether this will catch on in the business world where people actualy do some work, rather than dicking around"

    Onion news actualy presenting some facts there lol.

  41. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 11:52 am
    i actually thought this was real until i saw the onion flash up.
    thats how crazy/stupid apple is
  42. Profile photo of Akantos
    Akantos Male 13-17
    95 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 11:56 am
    Wow, please be kidding me...

    Playing a game like CSS or WoW or HL2 on that would be hell in it`s worst form.

    "Look! A headcrab! Gotta move to the left... Damn! Died again!" X-(

  43. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 12:00 pm
    `it couldn`t be simpler`. Oh wait it could, we need a set of letters on seperate buttons. I will call it the mac-board.
  44. Profile photo of Blakcat71388
    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
    876 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 12:10 pm
    >.> It worries me when some people still don`t know what The Onion is.
  45. Profile photo of aero
    aero Male 18-29
    886 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 12:12 pm
    "I`ll buy almost anything if it`s shiny and made by apple."
    lol, that was one of my favorite lines.
  46. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    wow... even if you dont know the onion. You have to be able to tell this is obviously fake.


    "Will come out in 3 to 15 months"

    Hilarious


    Although I can`t mention how many times I`ve wanted to type messages about aardvarks

  47. Profile photo of maneaterx3
    maneaterx3 Female 13-17
    488 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 12:34 pm
    As an Apple whore I must say... this is quite hilarious.
  48. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 12:49 pm
    bahahahaha! Apple sucks. ONN agrees.
  49. Profile photo of wowthissucks
    wowthissucks Male 30-39
    305 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 12:49 pm
    Wow, there`s some scary stupid folk commenting today.
  50. Profile photo of Tupper
    Tupper Male 30-39
    54 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 12:57 pm
    Really good parody needs to be very close to the truth and that was very close to the truth in a lot of ways.


  51. Profile photo of grungaloo
    grungaloo Male 18-29
    31 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 1:03 pm
    wow, mac r teh lamzorz!!! lolololol. teh typing r done on keybordzzzz!
  52. Profile photo of SashaIIII
    SashaIIII Female 13-17
    15 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 1:03 pm
    i wont break unless dropped or hit...?
    if you just dont touch it it wont break!
  53. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 1:04 pm
    Wow, please be kidding me...
    Playing a game like CSS or WoW or HL2 on that would be hell in it`s worst form.

    "Look! A headcrab! Gotta move to the left... Damn! Died again!"

    Huh...you`re stupid.

  54. Profile photo of doesntloveu
    doesntloveu Female 18-29
    139 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    haha 45 minutes to type an email to a friend
    at first I thought it was serious then i saw how to "type" the email lol pretty good
  55. Profile photo of pick_me
    pick_me Male 18-29
    544 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 1:32 pm
    nice try opinion fail
  56. Profile photo of pick_me
    pick_me Male 18-29
    544 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 1:33 pm
    every things just a few hundred clicks away
  57. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 1:54 pm
    Thought it was real until 5 seconds in... onion news...
  58. Profile photo of catsrule313
    catsrule313 Female 13-17
    393 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 2:01 pm
    lmao. i hate macs so much.
  59. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 2:05 pm
    lmfao onion kicks ass!
  60. Profile photo of spazking
    spazking Male 18-29
    301 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 2:07 pm
    lol "i`ll buy anything if it`s shiny and made by apple"
  61. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 2:09 pm
    It would be so sad, but not unexpected, if apple really did this...
  62. Profile photo of SirKevin
    SirKevin Male 13-17
    240 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 2:22 pm
    Sigh. I hate computers, but I hate macs less than windows. Even so, apple`s going overboard with the whole simplification thing. Urgh. Power mac G5, last good computer they made.
  63. Profile photo of burnin_roses
    burnin_roses Female 18-29
    289 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    "spent 45 minutes typing an email (i forgot whom)"

    soooooooooooooooo i can type that in 10 minutes with a keyboard

  64. Profile photo of kaykay4915
    kaykay4915 Female 13-17
    15 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 2:30 pm
    wow. im lame. i totally thought this was real until she talked about the sudoku killer
  65. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1841 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 2:33 pm
    this would be the world`s most retarded product. i dont know why, but i feel so infuriated. then again, i love onion news.

    and omg i hope the sudoku killer makes a note of how much hes gonna kill first D=

  66. Profile photo of Sociophobic
    Sociophobic Male 18-29
    367 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 2:34 pm
    We laugh now, but the Onion just gave Apple it`s next big idea and just inspired the Sudoku killer, probably Ken Jennings...God help us all.
  67. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    917 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 2:34 pm
    Haha that`s funny
  68. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 3:05 pm
    haha onion cracks me up
  69. Profile photo of Norts
    Norts Male 18-29
    486 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 3:13 pm
    Gotta love The Onion.
  70. Profile photo of firetiger16
    firetiger16 Female 18-29
    362 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    I can see Apple making a product like this D:.
  71. Profile photo of SuperJesus
    SuperJesus Male 13-17
    387 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 3:32 pm
    And then they will advertise it, and it will sell better than an actual laptop simple because no one knows sh*t about computers.

    I`m not angry at humanity, i`m just thouroughly disappointed.

  72. Profile photo of sup_dawg444
    sup_dawg444 Male 18-29
    210 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    You know what the sad thing is?
    All the Mactards would buy it, and brag about how they have one.
  73. Profile photo of Spartano3
    Spartano3 Male 13-17
    234 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    that has to be fake
  74. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9261 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    That made me laugh.
  75. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    "I`ll buy almost anything if its shiny and made by apple."

    Also jesus and dawg, ITS A JOKE.

    (unless you`re joking, and then i look like a dick)

  76. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9261 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 3:54 pm
    "that has to be fake"

    That`s why they call it onion.

  77. Profile photo of diamondxdust
    diamondxdust Female 13-17
    7 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 3:56 pm
    hahah, so good.
  78. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 3:58 pm
    Wow.. that was SCARILY accurate to what Apple would do.
  79. Profile photo of Elvi739
    Elvi739 Female 13-17
    481 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 4:01 pm
    Wowwww.

    Until the last twenty seconds I actually believed it, I was saying to myself why the hell someone would get that it would take sooo freaking long to type. Then when I heard the guy saying he spent 45 minutes to type the email I was just nahhh this is fake! Damn the Onion!
    I feel like an idiot.

  80. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 4:03 pm
    meh.
  81. Profile photo of Kay62442
    Kay62442 Female 13-17
    731 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 4:07 pm
    Oh man, the Onion pretty much goes into the future, sees what stupidity happens, then makes a `parody` of it so that it doesn`t really happen.

    God save the Onion!

  82. Profile photo of bigmaac
    bigmaac Male 18-29
    97 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    I WANT ONE...especially the 40 GB which was just under $10.000. lol

    the onion is hilarious

  83. Profile photo of mchrist1990
    mchrist1990 Male 18-29
    63 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 4:26 pm
    hahaha i got tricked by the onion... i wouldn`t be surprised if this was a real product though
  84. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 4:28 pm
    Elvi, how can you NOT realize it`s the Onion, when it`s clearly reads, "THE ONION NEWS NETWORK" at the very start of the video.
  85. Profile photo of airsofter1
    airsofter1 Male 18-29
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    January 6, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    is virtually unbreakable. unless dropped or hit.
    hilarious
  86. Profile photo of Lappith
    Lappith Male 13-17
    12 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 4:46 pm
    I didn`t realize it was the onion until the very end
  87. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
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    January 6, 2009 at 4:47 pm
    Thank goodness it`s the onion, for a while I thought apple really epic failed there.
  88. Profile photo of Cefca
    Cefca Male 13-17
    12 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 4:51 pm
    Wow. They are right about mac... always trying to give us stuff that we never realized we wanted (even though we never wanted it). Even though I have an ipod, I hate mac. iTunes is crappy because it has default settings for noobs. If you are not careful it will delete all the songs on your ipod if you plug it into someone else`s computer. Also, Apple donated a ton of cash against prop 8, so now I just think of them as a bunch of gay lovers.
  89. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 4:54 pm
    "Wow. They are right about mac... always trying to give us stuff that we never realized we wanted (even though we never wanted it). Even though I have an ipod, I hate mac. iTunes is crappy because it has default settings for noobs. If you are not careful it will delete all the songs on your ipod if you plug it into someone else`s computer. Also, Apple donated a ton of cash against prop 8, so now I just think of them as a bunch of gay lovers."

    Who pissed in your cereal??

  90. Profile photo of Junq
    Junq Male 18-29
    81 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 5:13 pm
    The abortion went well. lol
  91. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
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    January 6, 2009 at 5:21 pm
    cefca, you homophobes make me laugh.
  92. Profile photo of 11Volcom11
    11Volcom11 Male 18-29
    503 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 5:22 pm
    Cefca!
    your back. i was just wondering when i could start hating on somewhere here. F*ck you and your simple minded hick @ss. its great that Apple put a ton of money to support people against prop 8. if i ever see you one day, i can only hope i have a baseball bat.

    that aside, i hate onion news, there so damn convincing. i really believed for a second that this product was real, except its on the onion news lol

  93. Profile photo of 11Volcom11
    11Volcom11 Male 18-29
    503 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 5:23 pm
    some1*... let the spelling critiques roll in -.-
  94. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
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    January 6, 2009 at 5:29 pm
    lol damn u onion
  95. Profile photo of Cmstamega
    Cmstamega Male 13-17
    130 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 5:32 pm
    Apple actually has plans (but don`t get your hopes up) of a touch screen keyboard with no buttons. The plans say it is fully customizable, QWERTY, DVORAK, or any other way you can think of, as well as a customizable num pad were numbers can be replaced by commands such as, save, open, copy, paste, quit, ect... OR commands in a game such as WoW (yell, dance, ect.) Also, when you press command, the letters will disappear and be replaced with their actions. For example, press command, the s key becomes `save`, c key becomes copy. This also allows for customization on what buttons do which commands.
  96. Profile photo of danniddr
    danniddr Male 13-17
    243 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    "everything is just a few hundred years away"

    lol

  97. Profile photo of rebetikas
    rebetikas Male 30-39
    213 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 6:30 pm
    had me going for a second...
  98. Profile photo of Armanith
    Armanith Female 18-29
    354 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 6:40 pm
    XD onion is the bomb...
  99. Profile photo of KnightRockr
    KnightRockr Male 18-29
    167 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 7:15 pm
    oh my god... could you imagine trying to type on that???? that would be horrible... this sentence would`ve taken me like 10 minutes
  100. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 7:57 pm
    Cefca, maybe you shouldnt stay on iab, you might get THE GAY.
  101. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 8:02 pm
    Why does this seem like a real Apple product...?
  102. Profile photo of littlexmew
    littlexmew Female 13-17
    131 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 8:24 pm
    It`s a giant iPod! With a keyboard! :O
  103. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 8:29 pm
    Wow, I guessed The Onion after "Apple Introduces", I`m getting better at spotting them! Obviously posted by a PC user, a Mac user would have known that Macs DON`T COME WITH A KEYBOARD ALREADY. It`s an "optional extra"! Check out the Apple website store if you don`t believe me.

    I`m more worried about that other major story on the page, the Breaking News about a "Series Of Concentric Circles Emanating From Glowing Red Dot"! That could be nasty if you live in the area and don`t like red...

  104. Profile photo of moogleluvr
    moogleluvr Male 13-17
    75 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 8:44 pm
    My teacher showed us this in fullscreen during class earlier today.

    I thought it was a real Apple product, because I wouldn`t put it past them to sell crap like this- people would buy it anyway. Oh Apple, you marketing geniuses.

  105. Profile photo of imatwirp
    imatwirp Male 18-29
    74 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 8:46 pm
    Well, for one, I didnt even notice the Onion at the bottom until a minute and a half in.

    Pretty bad I guess.

    But was really bad, was I didnt know it was fake until 2 minutes in... Im a bit slow.


    I was like wtf? I was going to type something along the lines of: I see this going nowhere far. Or: To faildom away.

    But then I realized it was my slowness.

    lol.

    I now have a new found appreciation for my keyboard.

  106. Profile photo of pick_me
    pick_me Male 18-29
    544 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 9:05 pm
    macs do come with keyboards every one cept for the mini and the display
    its an option to get a wireless one
    read "what`s in the box"
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    CrzyBeauty Female 18-29
    61 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 9:25 pm
    LOL! You gotta love the Onion.
  108. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 10:14 pm
    wow. they put a lot into making this parody right?
    and it would take forever to type a paper.
  109. Profile photo of That_dude
    That_dude Male 18-29
    120 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 11:02 pm
    "ill buy anything thats shiny and made by apple." pretty much the mentality of all apple users
  110. Profile photo of adilicious
    adilicious Female 13-17
    377 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 11:38 pm
    "4 ounces lighter, due to lack of hard drive, screen and wheel." ahhaaa. I love the onion.

    -Cefca, it almost upsets me that you`re so ignorant.

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    RandomEgg Male 13-17
    307 posts
    January 7, 2009 at 12:19 am
    The sudoku killer will kill either 1, 4 or 9 victims next.

    That made me smile

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    boredfjord Male 13-17
    928 posts
    January 7, 2009 at 12:47 am
    Onion: win

    Cefca: fail

  113. Profile photo of Ultimated
    Ultimated Male 13-17
    147 posts
    January 7, 2009 at 2:50 am
    Gay!!
    typing will take like 30 mins for a few sentences.
    MAC Fails Once Again... -_-
  114. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    January 7, 2009 at 4:08 am
    "Gay!!
    typing will take like 30 mins for a few sentences.
    MAC Fails Once Again... -_-"

    You do know this is fake right...?

  115. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1232 posts
    January 7, 2009 at 6:04 am
    Haha. The Onion is amazing. =D
  116. Profile photo of stopmoclay
    stopmoclay Male 18-29
    17 posts
    January 7, 2009 at 11:53 am
    has anybody noticed that the email the fanboy wrote had at least 5 spelling and grammar errors? lol
  117. Profile photo of outfire
    outfire Male 13-17
    524 posts
    January 7, 2009 at 12:09 pm
    Thought this would be fake, but i wouldn`t be surprised if it wasn`t. I hate how mac over simplifies things like this. The first time i saw one of their 1 buttoned mouses i was like "What this hell is this?" lol.
  118. Profile photo of rro
    rro Female 13-17
    182 posts
    January 7, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    "Gay!!
    typing will take like 30 mins for a few sentences.
    MAC Fails Once Again... -_-"
    I can tell you`re serious because you`re 17 or under (Probably because they don`t have 1-13 on here), use of weaboo face and shouting GAY!!, and that you have a maplestory picture.
    Go back to maplestory.
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    Gigaman Male 18-29
    161 posts
    January 7, 2009 at 1:36 pm
    I wonder how that guy was able to type an email for 45 minutes if the battery only lasts 19 minutes XD it was probably hooked with the charger but its still an interesting point XD
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    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    January 7, 2009 at 2:24 pm
    "Study finds horseriding is just an expensive way of sitting"

    I bid you farewell, i need to change

  121. Profile photo of jar-head
    jar-head Male 13-17
    596 posts
    January 7, 2009 at 2:46 pm
    im pretty sure i can type faster with my eyes closed than spin a wheel and hope i land on a wammy...
  122. Profile photo of train_trax
    train_trax Female 13-17
    167 posts
    January 7, 2009 at 3:03 pm
    Wow... that`d take some getting used to. -_-
  123. Profile photo of gamerdude94
    gamerdude94 Male 13-17
    404 posts
    January 7, 2009 at 3:13 pm
    Windows is seriously the worst operating system ever, to all you PC fanboys :b
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    gamerdude94 Male 13-17
    404 posts
    January 7, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    "iTunes is crappy because it has default settings for noobs. If you are not careful it will delete all the songs on your ipod if you plug it into someone else`s computer."

    Worst. Argument. Ever.

    If you didn`t know, when you plug it into someone else computer, you have the OPTION to "Erase and Sync", and if you want iTunes to erase you iPod, don`t click that. Why would iTunes automatically erase your iPod when you plug it in? Do some research. I very highly doubt you`ve ever used iTunes, or a Mac. Personally, I love my Mac. I was a PC used for my whole life until about 6 months ago till I got a Mac. Best choice I ever made.

  125. Profile photo of Ace-G
    Ace-G Male 13-17
    103 posts
    January 7, 2009 at 3:42 pm
    Gamerdude94 get out.
    Just get out.

    We don`t want your newfag arguments about Mac or PC.

    Quit trolling IAB.

  126. Profile photo of joe_cox4
    joe_cox4 Male 18-29
    45 posts
    January 7, 2009 at 5:17 pm
    lol
    for anyone who hasnt realised yet, its a pisstake
    cba trawling through the pages of comments, just thought id bring it to the attention of anyone who thinks its being serious :)
    oh and btw
    macs are gay
  127. Profile photo of Phydeaux13
    Phydeaux13 Male 13-17
    616 posts
    January 7, 2009 at 7:27 pm
    i LOVE this. Sooooo much, lol. The Macbook Air was SUCH A FAIL. True, I am typing this on a mac, but regardless, you have to admit that was a ridiculous idea.
  128. Profile photo of Barbarossa69
    Barbarossa69 Male 18-29
    220 posts
    January 7, 2009 at 8:44 pm
    Yea... you calling yourself "gamerdude" yet admitting you got a mac 6 months ago and love it/became a Mac fanboi overnight automatically disqualifies you from having an opinion... and breathing... so please stop or we`ll have to get a court order. -_-
  129. Profile photo of Kryptonite
    Kryptonite Male 18-29
    89 posts
    January 7, 2009 at 8:50 pm
    Ya, incase no one payed attention to joe cox4, it`s fake...seriously, it`s the stupidest idea ever. Apple is much smarter than this.
  130. Profile photo of KIKENI
    KIKENI Female 13-17
    354 posts
    January 7, 2009 at 9:20 pm
    i love macs. but this is obviously fake, and the worst possible product idea of anything ive seen
    so therefor apple wouldnt attempt it haa
  131. Profile photo of Eldricht
    Eldricht Male 18-29
    295 posts
    January 7, 2009 at 9:45 pm
    It`s ONION of course it`s fake, if that didn`t give it away, well... lurk moar
  132. Profile photo of Mjustin
    Mjustin Male 18-29
    335 posts
    January 8, 2009 at 1:58 am
    Lol, Sudoku killer.
  133. Profile photo of Eichenkatze
    Eichenkatze Male 18-29
    780 posts
    January 8, 2009 at 5:25 pm
    Give it a year and this`ll actually come out haha.
  134. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    Seriously... Why do so many things from the Onion get through?

    They`re NOT funny, and afterwards we have to deal with tons of morons screaming "FAKE!!11!1!1" like noone actually knew it.

    Duh, the Onion is fake. That`s half the reason they`re not funny.

  135. Profile photo of Zeckal
    Zeckal Male 18-29
    118 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 9:57 pm
    the only part that made me laugh

    "the sudoku killer will strike again and will kill eather 1, 4, or 9 victims"

    and yes, ONION PEOPLE!! ITS NOT CNN ITS (ONION)NN

    heh.. onionnn

  136. Profile photo of TurboCarlos1
    TurboCarlos1 Male 13-17
    20 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 3:06 pm
    Typing would take AGES. So its a no for me.

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