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"the sudoku killer will strike again and will kill eather 1, 4, or 9 victims"
and yes, ONION PEOPLE!! ITS NOT CNN ITS (ONION)NN
They`re NOT funny, and afterwards we have to deal with tons of morons screaming "FAKE!!11!1!1" like noone actually knew it.
Duh, the Onion is fake. That`s half the reason they`re not funny.
We don`t want your newfag arguments about Mac or PC.
Quit trolling IAB.
Worst. Argument. Ever.
If you didn`t know, when you plug it into someone else computer, you have the OPTION to "Erase and Sync", and if you want iTunes to erase you iPod, don`t click that. Why would iTunes automatically erase your iPod when you plug it in? Do some research. I very highly doubt you`ve ever used iTunes, or a Mac. Personally, I love my Mac. I was a PC used for my whole life until about 6 months ago till I got a Mac. Best choice I ever made.
I bid you farewell, i need to change
You do know this is fake right...?
That made me smile
-Cefca, it almost upsets me that you`re so ignorant.
Pretty bad I guess.
But was really bad, was I didnt know it was fake until 2 minutes in... Im a bit slow.
I was like wtf? I was going to type something along the lines of: I see this going nowhere far. Or: To faildom away.
But then I realized it was my slowness.
I now have a new found appreciation for my keyboard.
I thought it was a real Apple product, because I wouldn`t put it past them to sell crap like this- people would buy it anyway. Oh Apple, you marketing geniuses.
I`m more worried about that other major story on the page, the Breaking News about a "Series Of Concentric Circles Emanating From Glowing Red Dot"! That could be nasty if you live in the area and don`t like red...
that aside, i hate onion news, there so damn convincing. i really believed for a second that this product was real, except its on the onion news lol
Who pissed in your cereal??
the onion is hilarious
God save the Onion!
Until the last twenty seconds I actually believed it, I was saying to myself why the hell someone would get that it would take sooo freaking long to type. Then when I heard the guy saying he spent 45 minutes to type the email I was just nahhh this is fake! Damn the Onion! I feel like an idiot.
That`s why they call it onion.
Also jesus and dawg, ITS A JOKE.
(unless you`re joking, and then i look like a dick)
I`m not angry at humanity, i`m just thouroughly disappointed.
and omg i hope the sudoku killer makes a note of how much hes gonna kill first D=
soooooooooooooooo i can type that in 10 minutes with a keyboard
"Look! A headcrab! Gotta move to the left... Damn! Died again!"
"Will come out in 3 to 15 months"
Although I can`t mention how many times I`ve wanted to type messages about aardvarks
Playing a game like CSS or WoW or HL2 on that would be hell in it`s worst form.
"Look! A headcrab! Gotta move to the left... Damn! Died again!" X-(
"whether this will catch on in the business world where people actualy do some work, rather than dicking around"
Onion news actualy presenting some facts there lol.
-SENT FROM A MACBOOK WHEEL-
Plus it`s virtually indestructible unless dropped or hit!
I loved the line at the end questioning how it will go over in the business world where they do actual work, not just dicking around.
This is the best Onion spot I`ve seen in years. That`s what I used to expect from the Onion, maybe they`re back. The Sudoku line at the end was good too. 5 stars.
Anyway, actually pretty funny, for The Onion.
Interesting comment.....I can;t tell if your joking.
and I want one, too.
Onion strikes once again! I was introduced to them from IAB, and I love them! So, thanks!
I could see Apple doing this...and the sad thing is millions of idiots would buy it.
thats plain obvious though haha.. it`d be cooler if there were no keys to push down..just touch sensored areas for "keys"
the sudoku killer ^.^
Feylynn...you honestly thought that was real?
Innovation is only it`s own merit if it IMPROVES the way it performs. The keyboard works, works faster, works easier and no one would have to relearn how to type.I`ll save replacing the keyboard for the guys working on Thought to Computer technology cause the reason a keyboard as more then one button is because someone smarter then a board designed it.