My Cat Is A Douchebag

Submitted by: takerrules 8 years ago in Funny

Not all cats are cute and cuddly--some of them are just douchebags.
There are 62 comments:
Female 1,244
That looks like my cat and my cat would totally do that..she`s rude
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Female 5,222
ROFL
kitty is pwning your tower
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Female 609
omg this made me laugh so hardddddd.
go kitteh!
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Male 985
Towers... the kittehs worst enemy...
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Male 1,718
I want tems to falls ova!!!!
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Male 561
Kitty Tower Defense!!!!
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Female 1,190
i think the cat was just trying to help him realize that stacking caps is not the proper way to socialize when you have free time...to stack bottle caps....
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Male 600
Dude had it coming. Cat was totally in the right.
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Male 612
I think we just found the cat behind 9/11
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Female 174
hahahahaaaaaaa that is sooo what my cat would do! x
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Male 426
aww, its cute, cuddly, AND douche-tastic!!!
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Male 410
I have to admit it that was very douchebaggish of the cat. Mine would do exactly the same thing, mangy ker. LOL
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Male 210
haha wow. that would make a fun game. but use a tiger instead of a cat. and you have to stack them before he eats you.
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Female 876
HAHAHA! That was actually really cute and funny. ^^
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Male 619
That made me chuckle. Cat`s are like that, though. They always want to play with whatever you are playing with. Oh, and the natural enemy of the cat is the keyboard. When I had a cat before, as soon as I sat in front of the computer, he would lay down across the keyboard and look at me as if to say, "What? Were you going to be using this?"
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Male 5
hahahaha...douche!
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Male 1,140
douchecat
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Male 1,297
rowful! luvz me sumz kitteh!
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Male 1,136
wow what a douche
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Female 34
A cat just being a cat.....loved it!
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Female 1,653
I want that cat
It`s not a douch it`s intersted
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Male 679
I think the cat wants to help stack them up, but doesn`t have fingers so he just mimics the motion.
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Male 31
lol that cat`s a douche.
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Male 2,125
That cat`s not a douche, it`s just curious. It`s the idiot`s fault for trying to stack the caps next to the cat.
Back off the cat! =P
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Male 336
Not all cats are cute and cuddly--MOST of them are just douchebags.

I fixed the title

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Male 2,395
I seriously think douchebag kitty`s awesome :D
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Female 1,984
neko wa totemo kawaii!
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Female 1,063
That was so cool. Go douchebag kitteh! :-P

I must have that kitteh dammit...

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Female 1,604
lol that brought a smile to my day
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Female 165
"I can haz douchebag personality?"
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Male 1,556
defend ur casle
i haz it
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Female 354
I canz have bottle caps?
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Female 5,139
lmfao the last one was definately the funniest xD i could see the guy getting more and more frustrated, especially when he took all the caps to himself lmao
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Male 228
man, what a dick
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Female 15,763
My cat will go over and just bite my other cat whenever he`s having fun. THAT is a douchey cat,
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Female 344
like a child lol
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Male 15
My friend`s cat wanted it`s litter box changed. They didn`t do it so the cat walked all the way to the litter box and crapped right in front of the litter box.
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Male 486
...get a hobby.
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Male 1,590
One time when I took my dog to the vet, a lady in the waiting room asked me if she liked cats. I said, "Yes. But I don`t know if it`s because they`re less filling, or because they taste great."
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Male 1,596
my girlfriend loves cats, i like em with barbecue sauce.
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Female 481
Lmaooo.

I was listening to Y 100 the other day and they said that if your a full grown male and you have a cat that your a fagggg :D

lmaoo. sorry to the guys that have cats (:

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Female 12
haha, I think it`s cute
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Male 309
haha she like thought it was a game shed wait till he set it up then shed knock it down
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Male 156
If you own a cat, YOUR the douche.
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Male 367
I like some cats but let`s be honest, they`re the douchebags of the animal kingdom
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Male 722
Never play jenga near that cat!
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Male 2,388
I would cause harm to any kitteh that destroyed my botte cap tower. Well i`d probably shoe it away
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Male 1,596
if the guy was trying to cure cancer and the cat destroyed his workings it would be understandable, but this, no your cat is not a douche, you are sir
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Female 1,652
YAY! GUINESS WORLD RECORD FOR TALLEST BOTTLE CAP TOWER!
Mrows! *knocks it over*
LOL
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Male 107
awww! so cute.
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Male 1,894
ah ha ha ah ha ha ha ha

ahhhh. that was effing funny.

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Female 4,197
that made me lol... what a mean kitty
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Female 778
he`s not a douchebag, he just wants to play
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Male 14,334
He or she just wants to play it`s not trying to be mean.
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Male 15
its trying to help, it just has no thumbs
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Male 741
hint: if you don`t want the cat to knock over your bottlecaps, stack them up somewhere the cat can`t reach.
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Female 385
cat`s probably pissed that the guy disturbed him where he was laying. it someone leaned all over me to start stacking crap I`d make sure they didn`t get very far either.
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Male 2,028
Hehehe. I love cats.
My cat just recently gave me some emo-looking cuts on my arm though... playing.
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Male 9,306
Wow, that`s the biggest jerk of a cat I`ve ever seen. D:
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Male 7,378
cats just pissed the only toys it`s owner provides are used soda caps
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Female 236
aw! it looks just like my kitty!

... and acts like him, too.

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Male 236
Link: My Cat Is A Douchebag [Rate Link] - Not all cats are cute and cuddly--some of them are just douchebags.
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