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Date: 01/09/09 12:18 PM

62 Responses to My Cat Is A Douchebag

  1. Profile photo of takerrules
    takerrules Male 18-29
    236 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 12:05 pm
    Link: My Cat Is A Douchebag - Not all cats are cute and cuddly--some of them are just douchebags.
  2. Profile photo of Midge210
    Midge210 Female 18-29
    236 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 12:25 pm
    aw! it looks just like my kitty!

    ... and acts like him, too.

  3. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 12:26 pm
    cats just pissed the only toys it`s owner provides are used soda caps
  4. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 12:26 pm
    Wow, that`s the biggest jerk of a cat I`ve ever seen. D:
  5. Profile photo of gandhi172
    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2028 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 12:36 pm
    Hehehe. I love cats.
    My cat just recently gave me some emo-looking cuts on my arm though... playing.
  6. Profile photo of BlueJack
    BlueJack Female 18-29
    385 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 12:45 pm
    cat`s probably pissed that the guy disturbed him where he was laying. it someone leaned all over me to start stacking crap I`d make sure they didn`t get very far either.
  7. Profile photo of ChainsawNbud
    ChainsawNbud Male 50-59
    741 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 12:49 pm
    hint: if you don`t want the cat to knock over your bottlecaps, stack them up somewhere the cat can`t reach.
  8. Profile photo of Teh-Sauce
    Teh-Sauce Male 18-29
    15 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 12:58 pm
    its trying to help, it just has no thumbs
  9. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 1:01 pm
    He or she just wants to play it`s not trying to be mean.
  10. Profile photo of punkipenguin
    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 1:07 pm
    he`s not a douchebag, he just wants to play
  11. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 1:29 pm
    that made me lol... what a mean kitty
  12. Profile photo of Backfat
    Backfat Male 30-39
    1895 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 1:46 pm
    ah ha ha ah ha ha ha ha

    ahhhh. that was effing funny.

  13. Profile photo of gotoday
    gotoday Male 13-17
    107 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 1:57 pm
    awww! so cute.
  14. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 2:07 pm
    YAY! GUINESS WORLD RECORD FOR TALLEST BOTTLE CAP TOWER!
    Mrows! *knocks it over*
    LOL
  15. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 2:12 pm
    if the guy was trying to cure cancer and the cat destroyed his workings it would be understandable, but this, no your cat is not a douche, you are sir
  16. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 2:14 pm
    I would cause harm to any kitteh that destroyed my botte cap tower. Well i`d probably shoe it away
  17. Profile photo of D3
    D3 Male 13-17
    722 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 2:16 pm
    Never play jenga near that cat!
  18. Profile photo of Sociophobic
    Sociophobic Male 18-29
    367 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 2:17 pm
    I like some cats but let`s be honest, they`re the douchebags of the animal kingdom
  19. Profile photo of KoolaidDylan
    KoolaidDylan Male 13-17
    156 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 2:22 pm
    If you own a cat, YOUR the douche.
  20. Profile photo of yofuzzy
    yofuzzy Male 13-17
    310 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 2:25 pm
    haha she like thought it was a game shed wait till he set it up then shed knock it down
  21. Profile photo of refresh32
    refresh32 Female 30-39
    12 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 2:25 pm
    haha, I think it`s cute
  22. Profile photo of Elvi739
    Elvi739 Female 13-17
    481 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 2:31 pm
    Lmaooo.

    I was listening to Y 100 the other day and they said that if your a full grown male and you have a cat that your a fagggg :D

    lmaoo. sorry to the guys that have cats (:

  23. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 2:44 pm
    my girlfriend loves cats, i like em with barbecue sauce.
  24. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 3:01 pm
    One time when I took my dog to the vet, a lady in the waiting room asked me if she liked cats. I said, "Yes. But I don`t know if it`s because they`re less filling, or because they taste great."
  25. Profile photo of Norts
    Norts Male 18-29
    486 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 3:09 pm
    ...get a hobby.
  26. Profile photo of SWiTCH_XIII
    SWiTCH_XIII Male 13-17
    15 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 3:16 pm
    My friend`s cat wanted it`s litter box changed. They didn`t do it so the cat walked all the way to the litter box and crapped right in front of the litter box.
  27. Profile photo of hated0love
    hated0love Female 18-29
    344 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 3:25 pm
    like a child lol
  28. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 5:29 pm
    My cat will go over and just bite my other cat whenever he`s having fun. THAT is a douchey cat,
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    bonzoello Male 18-29
    228 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 5:30 pm
    man, what a dick
  30. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 6:20 pm
    lmfao the last one was definately the funniest xD i could see the guy getting more and more frustrated, especially when he took all the caps to himself lmao
  31. Profile photo of Armanith
    Armanith Female 18-29
    354 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 6:28 pm
    I canz have bottle caps?
  32. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
    1556 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 6:33 pm
    defend ur casle
    i haz it
  33. Profile photo of Ashleyliz
    Ashleyliz Female 18-29
    165 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 7:10 pm
    "I can haz douchebag personality?"
  34. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 8:19 pm
    lol that brought a smile to my day
  35. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1063 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 8:58 pm
    That was so cool. Go douchebag kitteh! :-P

    I must have that kitteh dammit...

  36. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 9:00 pm
    neko wa totemo kawaii!
  37. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 9:10 pm
    I seriously think douchebag kitty`s awesome :D
  38. Profile photo of Glendower
    Glendower Male 18-29
    336 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 10:25 pm
    Not all cats are cute and cuddly--MOST of them are just douchebags.

    I fixed the title

  39. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    January 10, 2009 at 2:03 am
    That cat`s not a douche, it`s just curious. It`s the idiot`s fault for trying to stack the caps next to the cat.
    Back off the cat! =P
  40. Profile photo of allnamesgone
    allnamesgone Male 13-17
    31 posts
    January 10, 2009 at 2:36 am
    lol that cat`s a douche.
  41. Profile photo of keatonatron
    keatonatron Male 18-29
    679 posts
    January 10, 2009 at 2:53 am
    I think the cat wants to help stack them up, but doesn`t have fingers so he just mimics the motion.
  42. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    January 10, 2009 at 3:00 am
    I want that cat
    It`s not a douch it`s intersted
  43. Profile photo of zhontonjane
    zhontonjane Female 50-59
    34 posts
    January 10, 2009 at 4:18 am
    A cat just being a cat.....loved it!
  44. Profile photo of syke22
    syke22 Male 18-29
    1136 posts
    January 10, 2009 at 6:25 am
    wow what a douche
  45. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    January 10, 2009 at 6:44 am
    rowful! luvz me sumz kitteh!
  46. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    January 10, 2009 at 8:44 am
    douchecat
  47. Profile photo of easyintdot
    easyintdot Male 18-29
    5 posts
    January 10, 2009 at 9:00 am
    hahahaha...douche!
  48. Profile photo of SamVimes
    SamVimes Male 30-39
    619 posts
    January 10, 2009 at 9:03 am
    That made me chuckle. Cat`s are like that, though. They always want to play with whatever you are playing with. Oh, and the natural enemy of the cat is the keyboard. When I had a cat before, as soon as I sat in front of the computer, he would lay down across the keyboard and look at me as if to say, "What? Were you going to be using this?"
  49. Profile photo of Blakcat71388
    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
    876 posts
    January 10, 2009 at 9:58 am
    HAHAHA! That was actually really cute and funny. ^^
  50. Profile photo of reDonkulous
    reDonkulous Male 18-29
    210 posts
    January 10, 2009 at 10:12 am
    haha wow. that would make a fun game. but use a tiger instead of a cat. and you have to stack them before he eats you.
  51. Profile photo of keg74
    keg74 Male 30-39
    411 posts
    January 10, 2009 at 11:10 am
    I have to admit it that was very douchebaggish of the cat. Mine would do exactly the same thing, mangy ker. LOL
  52. Profile photo of aquazuba
    aquazuba Male 18-29
    426 posts
    January 10, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    aww, its cute, cuddly, AND douche-tastic!!!
  53. Profile photo of emzie21
    emzie21 Female 18-29
    174 posts
    January 10, 2009 at 3:03 pm
    hahahahaaaaaaa that is sooo what my cat would do! x
  54. Profile photo of DVLDRVR666
    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
    612 posts
    January 10, 2009 at 6:04 pm
    I think we just found the cat behind 9/11
  55. Profile photo of Pindragon
    Pindragon Male 18-29
    600 posts
    January 10, 2009 at 6:57 pm
    Dude had it coming. Cat was totally in the right.
  56. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1190 posts
    January 10, 2009 at 7:43 pm
    i think the cat was just trying to help him realize that stacking caps is not the proper way to socialize when you have free time...to stack bottle caps....
  57. Profile photo of are7era
    are7era Male 18-29
    562 posts
    January 10, 2009 at 9:12 pm
    Kitty Tower Defense!!!!
  58. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    January 11, 2009 at 5:02 am
    I want tems to falls ova!!!!
  59. Profile photo of Tisjokar
    Tisjokar Male 18-29
    985 posts
    January 11, 2009 at 5:08 am
    Towers... the kittehs worst enemy...
  60. Profile photo of fr0d0lives
    fr0d0lives Female 18-29
    610 posts
    January 15, 2009 at 11:30 am
    omg this made me laugh so hardddddd.
    go kitteh!
  61. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    February 26, 2009 at 10:09 pm
    ROFL
    kitty is pwning your tower
  62. Profile photo of Shortone0726
    Shortone0726 Female 18-29
    1244 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 8:46 pm
    That looks like my cat and my cat would totally do that..she`s rude

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