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Date: 01/13/09 06:00 PM

66 Responses to Motherf***ing Parking Ticket

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    January 13, 2009 at 5:42 pm
    Link: Motherf***ing Parking Ticket - Man attempts to explain, with visual aid, how he`s not guilty of the motherdrating parking ticket he got.
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    January 13, 2009 at 6:05 pm
    Mr. Chi City! Long time no see. I hear you`ve been good... still got a fridge stocked full of drinks good enough to make all the hotties "drop their vagina panties everywhere"?

    Good, good.

  3. Profile photo of slugs
    slugs Male 30-39
    357 posts
    January 13, 2009 at 6:10 pm
    He presented his case pretty well. I don`t know if the judge will think so.
  4. Profile photo of dilldog123
    dilldog123 Male 18-29
    1856 posts
    January 13, 2009 at 6:12 pm
    I`ve never understood court costs.

    "Not guilty. You still owe me money. Otherwise, I wouldn`t get to rule you not guilty. Hand it over."

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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    January 13, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    Dude... this guy drating RAWKS!
  6. Profile photo of kokuryuha
    kokuryuha Female 18-29
    208 posts
    January 13, 2009 at 6:17 pm
    That was the FUNNIEST video I`ve seen all day! :D
  7. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    January 13, 2009 at 6:19 pm
    U know wat i`d REALLY like to see....a video boxxy speaking like this guy. Hotness and ganstaness all rolled into one.
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    plowerd Male 18-29
    334 posts
    January 13, 2009 at 6:19 pm
    That was brilliant. i havent seen a post that good in a long time. Nice one Mr. Chi City
  9. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
    1405 posts
    January 13, 2009 at 6:19 pm
    Some photos from that fancy mobile phone would have added credibility to his case. Can`t wait for the fallow up.
  10. Profile photo of AureatEagle
    AureatEagle Male 13-17
    8 posts
    January 13, 2009 at 6:23 pm
    That was hilarious..
  11. Profile photo of clwnz
    clwnz Male 13-17
    101 posts
    January 13, 2009 at 6:34 pm
    wouldve been funnier if he had a ticket on his car when came back out.. lol
  12. Profile photo of DavioMagnifi
    DavioMagnifi Male 13-17
    600 posts
    January 13, 2009 at 6:38 pm
    is this the same guy who had the packed fridge?
  13. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    January 13, 2009 at 6:38 pm
    "Oh wait, this is actually a remote control car...Here we go, yeaah. What the hell?! Woah!" Hahaha awesome.
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    ne028 Male 18-29
    889 posts
    January 13, 2009 at 6:39 pm
    "Bladowww"

    proof that all escalade owners are douches

  15. Profile photo of Chiefy
    Chiefy Male 18-29
    713 posts
    January 13, 2009 at 6:47 pm
    Uh uh uh uh uh sounds like you need to uh uh uh stop breaking the law.
  16. Profile photo of max5121
    max5121 Male 18-29
    272 posts
    January 13, 2009 at 7:00 pm
    that was the funniest thing ive seen all week. wow.
  17. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    January 13, 2009 at 7:01 pm
    lol omg that was classic. i only got halfway cause i had the idea, but impressed.. although i couldve done without the random comment about the toys and the chick he used to sleep with
  18. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    January 13, 2009 at 7:15 pm
    Anyone ever watch "Parking Wars" ?

    Chicago isn`t the only city out for blood with parking fines. The Mayors & Councilmen of these Mega Cities should be embarrassed at the corruption and greed of their respective parking authorities.

    They invent new ways to stick it to people everyday. Like fast running meters, broken meters, signs that can`t be seen, read, or are totally missing, meter readers that reset meters to zero and flat out lie, mistime, & stalk meters with under 5 minutes left.

    People in rural areas and suburbs have been falsely ticketed having never been in the city! Handicapped people have been ticketed for parking in Handicapped spots ! ..And that`s not the half of it.

    Because even if you go and pay the ticket, There is a chance when you pay at the cashier will give you an unmarked receipt, Then pocket the cash

    Lord help you if your car is ever impounded, That`s a whole other rat race back and forth between court and the impound lot.

    They g

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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    January 13, 2009 at 7:15 pm
    they gotcha coming and going
  20. Profile photo of HighEndMeep
    HighEndMeep Female 18-29
    262 posts
    January 13, 2009 at 7:35 pm
    This was the guy who made the video about how to stock your fridge for the ladies. That was awesome and I liked this one too. I wonder what`ll happen with his ticket.
  21. Profile photo of SoCal
    SoCal Male 18-29
    650 posts
    January 13, 2009 at 7:47 pm
    Parking Wars - The lamest show ever.
  22. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    January 13, 2009 at 7:54 pm
    I love that video! No idea why. :)
  23. Profile photo of TheAwesome
    TheAwesome Female 18-29
    76 posts
    January 13, 2009 at 8:18 pm
    I got about a minute in a gave up, way too annoying to listen to.
  24. Profile photo of aBISS
    aBISS Male 13-17
    506 posts
    January 13, 2009 at 8:20 pm
    What`s that song that plays around the end from? Not the heroic one, but the jazzy sounding one.
  25. Profile photo of slugs
    slugs Male 30-39
    357 posts
    January 13, 2009 at 8:38 pm
    The song is the theme from Sanford and Son "Streetbeater", written by Quincy Wilson with bass by Chuck Rainey, one of the greatest bass players ever.
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    rbt_food Male 18-29
    322 posts
    January 13, 2009 at 8:38 pm
    mr. goodbar yaauuhh!
    and the song at the end is the theme for sanford and son.
  27. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    January 13, 2009 at 8:40 pm
    He was pretty funny :P
  28. Profile photo of slugs
    slugs Male 30-39
    357 posts
    January 13, 2009 at 8:41 pm
    I meant to say Quincy Jones. Don`t know why I said Wilson. Unexcusable.
  29. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    January 13, 2009 at 8:45 pm
    this was hilarious.
  30. Profile photo of nacho187
    nacho187 Male 13-17
    202 posts
    January 13, 2009 at 8:50 pm
    GP CHI CITY!!!!!
  31. Profile photo of DHise
    DHise Male 13-17
    868 posts
    January 13, 2009 at 9:00 pm
    This guy rules at explaining things.
  32. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    January 13, 2009 at 9:17 pm
    OMG HES BACK! i love this guy! xD
  33. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3234 posts
    January 13, 2009 at 9:50 pm
    Hmm, somehow I doubt that that actually happened.
    What actually happened, and what we think what happened are two different things.
  34. Profile photo of moogleluvr
    moogleluvr Male 13-17
    75 posts
    January 13, 2009 at 10:06 pm
    That was the best use of 10 minutes I made this entire day.
  35. Profile photo of dljudo92
    dljudo92 Male 18-29
    485 posts
    January 13, 2009 at 10:09 pm
    brilliant
  36. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    January 13, 2009 at 10:13 pm
    Wow, I`m at work and my coworker and I were gathered around watching this crying! That was hilarious!

    Four thumbs up - hands down!

    "Wait this cop car has a remote!"

    Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  37. Profile photo of geek_nimrod
    geek_nimrod Female 18-29
    371 posts
    January 13, 2009 at 10:56 pm
    lmfao!! xD
  38. Profile photo of GosuPaul
    GosuPaul Male 18-29
    516 posts
    January 13, 2009 at 11:12 pm
    Roflmaocopter.

    That was genius.

    I love that guy.

  39. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
    1011 posts
    January 14, 2009 at 12:44 am
    That was funny.

    He has the same phone as I do.

  40. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    January 14, 2009 at 1:01 am
    Funny poo, but damn dude, talk poo to cops, don`t expect them to take too kindly to ya. *shurg*
  41. Profile photo of Hermanoid
    Hermanoid Male 30-39
    43 posts
    January 14, 2009 at 1:14 am
    I was sick of this guy 6 months ago. I couldn`t watch the whole thing, but am I the only one to hear "an overlapsation situation?" Tell it to the judge if you think you have a case.
  42. Profile photo of Hermanoid
    Hermanoid Male 30-39
    43 posts
    January 14, 2009 at 1:22 am
    Also, handicapped parking spaces are as wide as 3 "regular" spaces in Chi-City, apparently. Circle around next time, you diarrhea-mouthed douchebag.
  43. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    January 14, 2009 at 1:25 am
    He was the drink guy right?

    Well that was wanderful.

  44. Profile photo of bankvole
    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    January 14, 2009 at 2:40 am
    forget obama. they should make this dude president
  45. Profile photo of ledgehead
    ledgehead Male 40-49
    633 posts
    January 14, 2009 at 3:42 am
    right on Zerocyde, don`t have a potty mouth when talking with the man!
  46. Profile photo of DeadlyLegion
    DeadlyLegion Male 18-29
    452 posts
    January 14, 2009 at 5:44 am
    That black guy is genious!!!
  47. Profile photo of FxyRoxy777
    FxyRoxy777 Female 18-29
    652 posts
    January 14, 2009 at 8:51 am
    lol oh wow.
  48. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    January 14, 2009 at 9:19 am
    "thats like first and goal"
    haha i lolld
  49. Profile photo of cookii
    cookii Female 18-29
    1299 posts
    January 14, 2009 at 9:39 am
    This man is brilliant, I can`t wait for the follow up
  50. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    January 14, 2009 at 9:54 am
    I loved the part with the remote control car
  51. Profile photo of Vanwa
    Vanwa Female 13-17
    357 posts
    January 14, 2009 at 12:13 pm
    Yeah.... uh. Don`t talk back to cops and everyone will be fine :D
  52. Profile photo of miauw
    miauw Female 18-29
    101 posts
    January 14, 2009 at 12:36 pm
    that was really funny and very true!
  53. Profile photo of xmastree_ph
    xmastree_ph Male 40-49
    416 posts
    January 14, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    So, if his parking problem was that he couldn`t get out of the car, why not just back it into the space so that he`s getting out by the disabled space? Plenty of room there.
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    NOCASH Male 18-29
    423 posts
    January 14, 2009 at 1:38 pm
    the football reference was pretty good on his part.
  55. Profile photo of firetiger16
    firetiger16 Female 18-29
    362 posts
    January 14, 2009 at 2:31 pm

    "NOCASH-the football reference was pretty good on his part."

    Don`t you mean basketball?

  56. Profile photo of pat125
    pat125 Male 18-29
    756 posts
    January 14, 2009 at 2:44 pm
    That was hilarious...way to make a ticket into such an awesome video.
  57. Profile photo of nodar
    nodar Male 18-29
    231 posts
    January 14, 2009 at 2:49 pm
    BRILLIANT
  58. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    January 14, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    i got luv for handicapped people
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    643197 Male 18-29
    1078 posts
    January 14, 2009 at 4:54 pm
    haha.
    but he should have used a toy pig for the cop.
  60. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    January 15, 2009 at 5:34 am
    "The ice cream shop will be represented by an ice cream sandwich. and the verizon store, which is next door will be represented by my cell phone (spladow)....and I will be represtend by this hershey kiss..."

    That sh*t had me in tears...

  61. Profile photo of Gn0m3
    Gn0m3 Male 18-29
    421 posts
    January 15, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    i was dying when he started showind the cars, especially the escalade, "He parked all silly and sh*t"
  62. Profile photo of Gn0m3
    Gn0m3 Male 18-29
    421 posts
    January 15, 2009 at 2:03 pm
    no, firetiger, its football. he said NFL and touchdown, which qualify as football references
  63. Profile photo of Slade8
    Slade8 Male 18-29
    951 posts
    January 15, 2009 at 2:31 pm
    ... "Wait, that`s super gay. I`ll be a Mr. Goodbar."
  64. Profile photo of SarahJ86
    SarahJ86 Female 18-29
    495 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 12:10 pm
    haha
  65. Profile photo of outdoorMINER
    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
    934 posts
    January 29, 2009 at 6:13 am
    LMAO I love this!
  66. Profile photo of Conejito1011
    Conejito1011 Female 13-17
    120 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 3:25 pm
    LOL!!! I gotta show this to my friends XD

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