Motherf***ing Parking Ticket

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1896242/ls:1701

Man attempts to explain, with visual aid, how he"s not guilty of the motherdrating parking ticket he got.
There are 64 comments:
Female 120
LOL!!! I gotta show this to my friends XD
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Female 934
LMAO I love this!
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Female 495
haha
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Male 949
... "Wait, that`s super gay. I`ll be a Mr. Goodbar."
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Male 420
no, firetiger, its football. he said NFL and touchdown, which qualify as football references
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Male 420
i was dying when he started showind the cars, especially the escalade, "He parked all silly and sh*t"
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Male 2,958
"The ice cream shop will be represented by an ice cream sandwich. and the verizon store, which is next door will be represented by my cell phone (spladow)....and I will be represtend by this hershey kiss..."

That sh*t had me in tears...

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Male 1,078
haha.
but he should have used a toy pig for the cop.
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Male 231
BRILLIANT
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Male 756
That was hilarious...way to make a ticket into such an awesome video.
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Female 362

"NOCASH-the football reference was pretty good on his part."

Don`t you mean basketball?

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Male 423
the football reference was pretty good on his part.
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Male 416
So, if his parking problem was that he couldn`t get out of the car, why not just back it into the space so that he`s getting out by the disabled space? Plenty of room there.
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Female 101
that was really funny and very true!
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Female 357
Yeah.... uh. Don`t talk back to cops and everyone will be fine :D
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Female 1,653
I loved the part with the remote control car
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Female 1,297
This man is brilliant, I can`t wait for the follow up
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Male 4,867
"thats like first and goal"
haha i lolld
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Female 652
lol oh wow.
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Male 452
That black guy is genious!!!
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Male 633
right on Zerocyde, don`t have a potty mouth when talking with the man!
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Male 959
forget obama. they should make this dude president
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Female 2,289
He was the drink guy right?

Well that was wanderful.

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Male 43
Also, handicapped parking spaces are as wide as 3 "regular" spaces in Chi-City, apparently. Circle around next time, you diarrhea-mouthed douchebag.
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Male 43
I was sick of this guy 6 months ago. I couldn`t watch the whole thing, but am I the only one to hear "an overlapsation situation?" Tell it to the judge if you think you have a case.
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Male 3,255
Funny poo, but damn dude, talk poo to cops, don`t expect them to take too kindly to ya. *shurg*
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Male 516
Roflmaocopter.

That was genius.

I love that guy.

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Female 370
lmfao!! xD
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Female 1,436
Wow, I`m at work and my coworker and I were gathered around watching this crying! That was hilarious!

Four thumbs up - hands down!

"Wait this cop car has a remote!"

Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Male 485
brilliant
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Male 75
That was the best use of 10 minutes I made this entire day.
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Male 3,648
Hmm, somehow I doubt that that actually happened.
What actually happened, and what we think what happened are two different things.
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Female 5,139
OMG HES BACK! i love this guy! xD
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Male 868
This guy rules at explaining things.
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Male 201
GP CHI CITY!!!!!
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Male 2,788
this was hilarious.
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Male 357
I meant to say Quincy Jones. Don`t know why I said Wilson. Unexcusable.
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Male 1,219
He was pretty funny :P
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Male 322
mr. goodbar yaauuhh!
and the song at the end is the theme for sanford and son.
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Male 357
The song is the theme from Sanford and Son "Streetbeater", written by Quincy Wilson with bass by Chuck Rainey, one of the greatest bass players ever.
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Male 506
What`s that song that plays around the end from? Not the heroic one, but the jazzy sounding one.
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Female 76
I got about a minute in a gave up, way too annoying to listen to.
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Male 4,546
I love that video! No idea why. :)
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Male 650
Parking Wars - The lamest show ever.
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Female 262
This was the guy who made the video about how to stock your fridge for the ladies. That was awesome and I liked this one too. I wonder what`ll happen with his ticket.
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Male 17,511
they gotcha coming and going
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Male 17,511
Anyone ever watch "Parking Wars" ?

Chicago isn`t the only city out for blood with parking fines. The Mayors & Councilmen of these Mega Cities should be embarrassed at the corruption and greed of their respective parking authorities.

They invent new ways to stick it to people everyday. Like fast running meters, broken meters, signs that can`t be seen, read, or are totally missing, meter readers that reset meters to zero and flat out lie, mistime, & stalk meters with under 5 minutes left.

People in rural areas and suburbs have been falsely ticketed having never been in the city! Handicapped people have been ticketed for parking in Handicapped spots ! ..And that`s not the half of it.

Because even if you go and pay the ticket, There is a chance when you pay at the cashier will give you an unmarked receipt, Then pocket the cash

Lord help you if your car is ever impounded, That`s a whole other rat race back and forth between court and the impound lot.

They g

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Female 4,197
lol omg that was classic. i only got halfway cause i had the idea, but impressed.. although i couldve done without the random comment about the toys and the chick he used to sleep with
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Male 272
that was the funniest thing ive seen all week. wow.
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Male 712
Uh uh uh uh uh sounds like you need to uh uh uh stop breaking the law.
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Male 889
"Bladowww"

proof that all escalade owners are douches

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Male 2,344
"Oh wait, this is actually a remote control car...Here we go, yeaah. What the hell?! Woah!" Hahaha awesome.
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Male 599
is this the same guy who had the packed fridge?
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Male 101
wouldve been funnier if he had a ticket on his car when came back out.. lol
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Male 8
That was hilarious..
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Male 1,404
Some photos from that fancy mobile phone would have added credibility to his case. Can`t wait for the fallow up.
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Male 334
That was brilliant. i havent seen a post that good in a long time. Nice one Mr. Chi City
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Male 2,238
U know wat i`d REALLY like to see....a video boxxy speaking like this guy. Hotness and ganstaness all rolled into one.
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Female 208
That was the FUNNIEST video I`ve seen all day! :D
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Male 2,796
Dude... this guy drating RAWKS!
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Male 1,853
I`ve never understood court costs.

"Not guilty. You still owe me money. Otherwise, I wouldn`t get to rule you not guilty. Hand it over."

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Male 357
He presented his case pretty well. I don`t know if the judge will think so.
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Female 15,763
Mr. Chi City! Long time no see. I hear you`ve been good... still got a fridge stocked full of drinks good enough to make all the hotties "drop their vagina panties everywhere"?

Good, good.

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Male 20,916
Link: Motherf***ing Parking Ticket [Rate Link] - Man attempts to explain, with visual aid, how he`s not guilty of the motherdrating parking ticket he got.
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