Michael Phelps Now Eligible For Gold Medal...

Submitted by: zakattack34 8 years ago in
http://www.sportingnews.com/blog/the_sporting_blog/entry/view/16937/phelps_(allegedly)_caught_with_bong_in_tabloid

...in bong rips.
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Male 182
Drugs = bad. ):
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Male 2,582
He was just practicing breathing techniques.
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Male 240
And this has been made into such a big deal because?
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Male 1,153
so what? good for him. i <3 weed. and most people i come in contact with do. ie. 3 of the last 4 comments including mine
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Male 97
i knew me and michael phelps had something in common
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Male 4,012
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7864011.stm

It is him, as he admitted to it.

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Male 833
f*cking ridiculous that something so harmless is so looked down upon... sad, sad day.
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Male 78
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Male 2,245
i hate michael phelps. he is the epitome of douche.
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Male 1,297
"winners don`t use drugs" is like "losers wear glasses"
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Male 4,680
"Winners don`t use drugs."

Michael Phelps has just screwed that phrase beyond all comprehension.

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Female 917
That doesn`t look like him at all
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Male 502
I live in Ann Arbor Michigan, where he trained. The dude was a huge party animal when he lived here.
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Female 1,653
Id lol if it was him
Although thats a funny way to take ritalin

(sorry, sorry, couldnt resist)

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Male 4,867
lol phelps is a pothead
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Male 772
That REALLY isn`t Phelps... as a swimmer the guy has huuuuuuge muscles, and the guy in the picture is just normal. Pretty obvious...
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Male 845
imagine how big of a hit he could take with that kind of lung capacity
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Male 833
Way to be phelps! youve earned those tokes.

tho it prolly aint him

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Male 2,372
Hopefully this "busted" individual will have a year or two in prison to contemplate his actions, whomever it ends up being.
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Male 254
damn, a roor. i guess 8 gold medals increases the money you can budget to bongs.
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Female 94
His ears are too small.
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Female 15,763
Ahahaha, he`s like a celebrity.

That`s dumb.

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Male 791
Lol swimmers smoke. I`m a swimmer/lifeguard: with awesome swimmer`s lungs they become lungs of steel! :D
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Female 744
I don`t think that`s Phelps, he looks too hot to be him. ;]
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Female 1,677
Oh... my... god... This is an absolute outrage to humanity. What are they going to come out with next??? A picture of him drinking coffee?? Not a dark brew?!?!

What an appalling example to set for the rest of society.

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Male 138
a rape stick????? Thats funny as hell.
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Male 307
duuuuuumb
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Male 265
I was about to rant on a bit but Loxen summed up what I was going to say.
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Male 423
i love weed!
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Male 265
Oh noes... I just absolutely love how the media portrays pot like its heroin and crack cocaine mixed together with rape on a stick...
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Male 486
BS
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Male 42
That dude looks NOTHING like Phelps.. I say it`s a load of BS.
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Male 245
not what i expected
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Male 1,254
So that`s why he`s always looking so damn stupid. Seriously, if I saw him walking down the street 10 years ago, I would of thought he had suffered brain trauma.

I always call him Anthony Morelli`s brother.

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Male 219
P.S. I likes sarcasm muchly.
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Male 2,049
I would not be surprised if he laced his marijuana with his gold medals.
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Male 219
@ O`habbazoot:

Rubbish.

A, Cannabis is not addictive.
B, Cannabis is no more a gateway drug than alcohol.
C, Recreational Cannabis has been illegal (with or without Timothy Leary) in the US since 1937.

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Female 1,082
my thoughts exactly loxen. and besides, looking at the pic, you cant even tell if that really is him.
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Female 1,063
Sorry but that`s not M. Phelps.

LOL quick_sand8. got to give it to you for trying. Most everyone here on IAB is a bit douchey, it comes with the territory, including myself, lol.

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Male 219
The News of the World is probably the most reliable source of information in the civilised world. Both MI5 and the CIA use it to keep up on global events. It has never been wrong or had to print an apology in the history of its publication.

Phelps is obviously stoned out of his mind 24/7, in fact if you look closely the bong is made out of Olympic gold medals. He should die horribly for this affront to the Olympic ideals.

Quite aside from which I`ve never found cannabis to be a performance enhancing drug outside of the arenas of competitive snack munching and talking bollocks. It did once help me to set an all-comers record for eating a standard takeaway bag of prawn crackers in under 60 seconds.

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Female 1,386
Pot is our modern version of prohibition. The government has no legit reason for it being illegal, other than "Moral" people don`t like you doing it, and want to dictate what you can do.
IF Phelps really does it, I wouldn`t think any less of him than I would a person that goes to a bar, or drinks socially. "Moral" people have a problem with you doing that as well.
Pretty sure Marijuana isn`t a performance enhancing drug, lol.
Note: I don`t smoke weed, or Tobacco, or drink.
I AM a chocolate addict though, and like at least 40% cacao. we all have our vices. :P
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Male 1,583
quick sand, this is real life, not an Above the Influence commercial, or a lecture from a DARE officer, do you have ANY idea how common marijuana use is?
I dont smoke it my self but i assure you it is very, very common.
and contrary to what the propaganda says it is far less hazardous than cigarettes or even alcohol.
the only reason it`s illegal is because the government makes a pooload of money off prosecuting its users
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Male 1,764
Quicksand: So now successful people are impervious to being douchebags? I never questioned Phelps`s amazing abilities or his gargantuan achievements, but he is still sorta of a douche-looking guy. I would explain more, but I don`t feel like talking about something this pity (I mean, I AM bored, but not that much). I now realize that writing the whole "Phelps looks like a douche" line was a mistake as it would only spark this conversation.
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Female 1,579
dude. who cares! he most likely smokes so he can forget about all the stresses and press that he has lingering around him
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Female 466
TheSharpest: why are you calling him a douche???
Where are your 10 gold medals???
If you don`t have nothing nice to say, keep your pie hole shut! Your momma should have taught you that by now!!!
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Female 466
That doesn`t even remotely look like Michael Phelp`s!! I don`t know the guy, but I`d say no way. He is linked to Many endorser$. Like Nike etc. Gets 5 Star treatment wherever he goes. He`s gonna throw all that away and his future for a hit off a Bong?? I don`t buy it for a minute!!
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Male 564
ok...
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Male 2,309
Who cares if he`s smoking weed anyway?
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Male 1,764
As the author (constantly) said, the guy smoking the bong may or may not be Phelps. The photo seems too vague, "Phelps`s" face isn`t clearly visible and he can hardly be distinguished. Also, if the photo was taken after the Beijing Olympics, why is it being released now? Seems like someone is trying to make a quick buck.
Phelps, however, still is a douche (or at least does a pretty good job looking like one).
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Male 3
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