Man Who Gets Carjacked Gets Even

Submitted by: SaintPatty 9 years ago in

CNN Report on a man who gets his BMW carjacked, gets drunk, then comes up with a crafty trick to get his car back.
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Female 943
that one car in the impound lot was "H2OFUN"...
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Male 367
I think he left his phone in the car and texted it.
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Male 37
how did he know the number?
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Male 1
wait a minute i watched this twice, HOW did he know the carjackers phone number to text them????
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Male 949
@Silver Thread
The car thieves had guns, Mr. Macho Internet Man.
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Male 870
[quote]LandoGriffin:
Regarding the law of keeping poisoned Scotch in the car: In some U.S. states (such as Louisiana) it is perfectly legal to use deadly force in defense of property. In other states (such as California) it is illegal to use deadly force in defense of property, only in defense of person. So, in California, it is illegal to kill a person for stealing your car, but in Louisiana it is perfectly legal. Poisoning someone is use of deadly force, I think.[/quote]
Where`s the force?
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Male 176
Fortunately the vast majority of criminals are impulsive morons. `Cops` the tv show would be out of business if it weren`t for all those low class idiots. They would be forced to film cats being taken out of trees and lose their audience.
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Female 1,006
lol. Very nice.
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Male 62
oh man... only in Ohio :)
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Female 335
NICE! thats amazing.
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Male 730
WHAT KNUCKLEHEADS.
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Male 4,680
Brilliant. Just brilliant.
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Male 499
""Some guy I know keeps a bottle of poisoned scotch in his car, just in case. He heard of a guy who recovered his car that way: carjackers decided to celebrate their success by having a drink or two in the car, they died shortly and the police could easily search for the stolen car."

Um, that is illegal and he could be arrested for pre meditated murder. Does not matter if they stole his car. that would be like hooking up a shotgun to the brake pedal. Illegal!"

I wouldn`t say that. It`s the thieve`s fault,
if the victim decides that he wants a bottle wich
happens to have poison in his car, and someone
who steals the car drinks it, it`s their own fault. It`s like blaming the victim because he had a gun in the car and the carjackers shot themselves with it.

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Male 2,703
sacrito, he must have left his phone in the car. notice it said "me" where the car jackers were responding, and they blurred out his friend`s number/name.
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Male 50
so... how did they get the carjackers number? and couldn`t they just have googled the phone number since they had it?
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Female 1,653
lol "carjackers fail!"
The look on the guys face when he was talking about drugs... it said, "been there, done that" :D
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Female 1,297
hot chicks and drugs..how could he resist?
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Male 452
bitches & coke ^_^
Epic win for the poor guy
Epic phail for the carjackers
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Male 1,135
that guy reminded me of that guy in karate kid...whats his name...
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Female 165
I love how it says "Carjackers....Fail!"

Epic Fail.

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Male 12
i like how he says "DRUGS" it`s like he knows what he is talking about
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Male 452
Did this guy remind anyone of Jack Nicholson?
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Male 985
PHAIL
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Male 621
Lmao, that is epic.
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Male 845
...[FAIL]...
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Male 1,164
he owes his friends a hell of alot of brewskis
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Male 3,296
see, drugs are good for you
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Male 1,526
drugs, who can resist some good old drugs.
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Male 503
"Why call the Police? I`d show up with my brothers and ten buddies and we`d work these S.O.B`s over like a couple of speed bags."

cause they had a gun... unless you planned on bringins a shovel as well.

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Male 2,788
Fail..
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Male 2,344
Most epic crime bust EVER.
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Male 81
"hot girls to come with DRUGS!"
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Male 3,431
Why call the Police? I`d show up with my brothers and ten buddies and we`d work these S.O.B`s over like a couple of speed bags.
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Male 502
Dumbass thieves for the win!!... NOT!
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Female 761
so badass. ah, men, so simple and yet, so dumb.
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Male 4,290
Well mistamoni there`s 5 solutions for you.
Who knew the IAB community were so helpful?
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Male 4,290
mistamoni: when the thieves took his car, his mobile must have been in it. So when his friend texted his phone, they had it.
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Male 4,792
"i dont understand how he got the bad guy`s phone numbers.. to text. O.o someone explain =("

when he got carjacked, they stole his car, im guessing his phone was left in the car.

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Male 1,244
The car owner`s phone was still in the car...

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Male 394
"i dont understand how he got the bad guy`s phone numbers.. to text. O.o someone explain =( "

They didn`t text the criminals the texted the victim who either had his phone in the car or a synced gps.

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Female 200
I think mistamoni he left his phone in the car and when they drove away he pretended to be a women and texted his phone.
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Male 138
i dont understand how he got the bad guy`s phone numbers.. to text. O.o someone explain =(
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Female 4,447
Epic fail. Epic pwn. Best news story of the year so far.
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Male 3,841
Regarding the law of keeping poisoned Scotch in the car: In some U.S. states (such as Louisiana) it is perfectly legal to use deadly force in defense of property. In other states (such as California) it is illegal to use deadly force in defense of property, only in defense of person. So, in California, it is illegal to kill a person for stealing your car, but in Louisiana it is perfectly legal. Poisoning someone is use of deadly force, I think.
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Female 1,677
The carjackers got greedy. Man you already have a car! Get your own drugs and chicks since you`re already ahead! Tools.
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Male 3,841
This is the greatest story I`ve heard all year. Of course, it is still early January.
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Male 404
lol i like how he says, "and they thought there was gonna be hot chicks... with drugs!" watch his head jerk its hilarious
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Male 328
PWNDDDD
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Female 15,763
HAHA.

Must feel awesome after that...

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Male 1,219
Note to self: Stealing cars is fine, unless you do drugs. Then you`re a tool
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Male 1,814
Probably almost makes him glad he got his car stolen, just for this story.
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Female 4,028
See what happens when the outlaw driving and talking on the phone?!

But in all seriousness, that is some epic fail on their part. Idiots.

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Male 301
yeah! go columbus! f*ck all who dont live in ohio!
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Male 2,076
lol epic win
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Male 1,788
"Maybe, but they`d have to prove intent. There`s no law against having certain poisons in your possession; and so long as you have some plausible reason to have a poisoned bottled of scotch in your car (maybe it`s a science experiment or somesuch)you`d likely be fine. After all, you didn`t ask the thieves to drink the scotch, you just had it in your car."


While you would probably not be found criminaly liable, you would almost certainly be sued in civil court.

Also, if they had his phone, and it was on, the police could have just tracked that down...had they actually wanted to put in some work.

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Male 741
Altaru

shut up.

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Male 4
where did he get their number?
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Male 499
Don`t worry, bubba. It`s not true.
Do you think a 13-year-old is driving a car?
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Male 228
"Um, that is illegal and he could be arrested for pre meditated murder. Does not matter if they stole his car. that would be like hooking up a shotgun to the brake pedal. Illegal!"

Maybe, but they`d have to prove intent. There`s no law against having certain poisons in your possession; and so long as you have some plausible reason to have a poisoned bottled of scotch in your car (maybe it`s a science experiment or somesuch)you`d likely be fine. After all, you didn`t ask the thieves to drink the scotch, you just had it in your car.

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Male 600
A shining moment for liquid encouragement!
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Male 3,481
Lulz, I live near Columbus!

Epic win, my friend. That is all I can say.

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Male 199
bahahahaha.
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Male 629
Wow, men`s vice became helpful.
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Male 72
"ome guy I know keeps a bottle of poisoned scotch in his car, just in case. He heard of a guy who recovered his car that way: carjackers decided to celebrate their success by having a drink or two in the car, they died shortly and the police could easily search for the stolen car."

Um, that is illegal and he could be arrested for pre meditated murder. Does not matter if they stole his car. that would be like hooking up a shotgun to the brake pedal. Illegal!

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Male 11,738
Wow, that was pretty clever. I guess the guys thought they`d rob the girls and steal the drugs when they found out "it wasn`t the guy they were texting". Morons.
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Male 1,086
Bad guys, original FAIL.
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Male 1,837
ohhh i see, nvm
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Male 1,837
how did he get their number?
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Male 493
What a bunch of [email protected]**es
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Male 1,764
Some guy I know keeps a bottle of poisoned scotch in his car, just in case. He heard of a guy who recovered his car that way: carjackers decided to celebrate their success by having a drink or two in the car, they died shortly and the police could easily search for the stolen car.
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Female 721
That`s actually pretty awesome. Good for that guy to get his car back.
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Male 2,313
Those thieves could be classified as legally retarded.
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Male 30
These guys definitely got Darwin Award potential.. we`ll just have to wait and see!
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Male 43
For Carjackers: Epic Fail
For Bar-Buddies: Epic Win

Yay.

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Male 4,393
truly epic lulz :P!!!!!!!!
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Male 524
Love how it said Carjackers...Fail! the whole time lol.
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Male 312
wow and i thought i had heard it all from the dumb criminal department
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Male 17,511
Stay in school kids.. otherwise you`ll get as stupid as these criminals.
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Male 742
EPIC WIN!
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Female 649
this story would`ve been funnier if it was clarified early on that the thieves stole his phoen too :P but still a good story!
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Female 751
Man they were dumbasses
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Male 7,933
...wow... that is around the dumbest thing i`ve ever heard from a criminal... and i`ve heard some dumb things
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Male 882
nice.
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Female 188
HAHAHa! I love it when stupid criminals get what they deserve!
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Male 4,867
that dudes mostache....i`m speechless
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Male 400
Awesome, just goes to show what a little creative thinking can do.
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Male 2,159
"Outsmarted a pair of knucklehead car thieves"

Hmmm, how hard can that be?

Still a clever idea though.

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Male 384
"How did they have the theives numbers?"
I think the guy left his phone in the car.
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Male 686
yeah how did they get the numbers in the first place?
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Female 4,197
luvdefying... the thieves stole his phone as well, so his mates just texted his phone acting like they didnt know he had been jacked
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Female 4,197
rofl omg how stupid would these guys have to be... well, very obviously...

xD

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Female 115
How did they have the theives numbers?
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Male 95
LOL nice!
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Male 970
Link: Man Who Gets Carjacked Gets Even [Rate Link] - CNN Report on a man who gets his BMW carjacked, gets drunk, then comes up with a crafty trick to get his car back.
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