I Triple Dog Dare You: Kid`s Tongue Stuck On Pole

Submitted by: dilldog123 8 years ago in

Thanks to the cold, A Christmas Story is coming to real life!
There are 38 comments:
Female 393
no one says "triple dog dare" they say triple dogGY dare you. i was 8 once too...
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Female 25
I did that once on the inside of my freezer when I was about 10. I ripped my tongue off and a little bit of it was left stuck there... Why didn`t I get on the news?!
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Male 367
At least he won`t do it again.
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Female 33
The article didn`t say. But I assume so. The fire department wasn`t called, the kid just pulled it off himself. So yeah, I`m going to guess his idiot parents called.
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Male 845
ive always wondered how the news people find out about this kind of stuff. like did his parents call ksn or something?
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Female 33
Yeah, this is in Kansas. Park City is a small suburb just north of Wichita, where I live. I thought this would be funny, but then I was just embarrassed when I saw it was our news... yes, slow new day.
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Male 84
Oh thanks I-Am-Bored Now i feel the need to do this! *Runs out side*
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Female 4,028
I, too, wonder how this made news. Was there really nothing else?
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Male 552
about 55-60f here, I <3 winter.
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Male 336
"and the little kitten played with the ball of yarn all through the night. Now over to Mike for weather."
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Male 1,584
it was -18f this morning not counting windchill.
i hate winter
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Female 1,537
pretty sure yesterday morning it was -51 degrees here. stick your tongue on a pole then! youll NEVER get it off!
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Male 211
this is news, k wtf who hasnt licked a frozen pole?
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Female 15,763
That`s what I was thinking, Island.

Slow news day, eh?

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Male 302
I did that when I was a kid too. However, I was smart enough to bring out a cup of warm water with me.
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Female 1,186
Nine year-old? NINE?! Geezus, I fear for the future generation.
And they actually sent a news van over for this? What, slow news day?
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Female 410
I want to know how this became news if he freed himself. Did he go tell his mom what happened and she called Channel 3 News to come down and talk to her kid because he`s so awesome that way? Then, she decided she had better things to do, and loads her kids in the car just as they news crew shows up?
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Male 76
why the hell is this news? i bet if i went outside and licked a pole it wouldnt be news
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Male 324
back when i lived in Alaska this happened 3 times a month in the winter
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Male 394
That kid was clearly a little slow.
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Male 524
And, more people hurting themselves emulating TV. Brilliant.
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Female 9,494
I love A Christmas Story. Only a boy would be stupid enough to do it...
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Male 1,853
Yeah...I wish mods wouldn`t edit submissions if they`re going to be wrong.
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Male 212
cant a bucket of hot water get it off?
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Male 513

HaHa... I did this when I was a kid. It sucked!!

I couldn`t close my mouth, and then started to drool... and my chin got stuck to the pole too.

My friend thought I was just fooling around and pulled my head away.

My mom started freaking out when I walked into the house with my face all covered in blood.

Good times. :D

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Male 23
Wow, slow news day.
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Male 30
Indiana story is different then this one.

Full story with the video
http://www.ksn.com/news/local/37668069.html

KSN is a Wichita, Kansas based news station.

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Male 1,853
I guess it didn`t say it was in Indiana, but here`s the news article saying it. This is what I actually submitted, I don`t know where the video came from.

http://abcnews.go.com/WaterCooler/wireSt...

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Male 7,933
Frageeelllay?

It must be Italian

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Male 1,853
Hey, dom! Good idea!

Oh, wait. That`s WHY I put it on there. Notice that it`s in Indiana.

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Female 1,653
lol
I heard of a guy in Russia who did something similar only with a diffrent part of the anatomy...
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Male 562
That kid isnt the sharpest pencil in the draw.
Still i would stick my tounge to a pole to get on tv.
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Male 30
I`m mock more, but in reality I did that as a child too.

Hey, I know those news anchors. Cool, that happened here. Metro-Wichita, Ks makes I-M-B again.

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Female 2,674
My boyfriend did that when he was little o_o
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Male 300
Hehe, quite frankly he deserved it. Silly kid. If he had anything in that head of his he would have "triple dog dared" a friend instead if he wanted to test it out.
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Male 722
"How did that feel?"
"Bad."
Lolz, kids are awesome.
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Male 4,867
hey dill i wonder what would happen if you were to mention this on facebook?
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Male 1,853
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