How To Stop Co-Workers From Stealing Your Food

Submitted by: eugenius 8 years ago in

I"m assuming this would also work equally well for moochy roommates, selfish siblings and overeating parents.
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Male 182
I would lick and sneeze on my food and then tell the dick that eats it after the fact.
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Male 182
I would just lick and sneeze on my food, and then tell the dick that ate it after the fact!
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Male 562
Im sure this is a repost or iv seen it somewhere else.
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Male 331
wiw that was sooooo fake looking!
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Male 1,164
or bring change for a vending machine
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Male 430
Make a cat food tuna sandwich. Stick that in the fridge and watch the fun. No one will take your food again.
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Male 44
what if the co workers LIKED moldy food?
or was really hungry?
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Female 195
mt chemistry teacher did better. when he wa finding his cake was going missing every day he sprinkled some laxative crystals on top of one along with the sugar. he found out who it was when his boss was is hospital for 3 days with chronic diarrhoea...nice :)
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Male 3,296
i just write that i have AIDS, people that do this are so ignorant they just dont bother
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Male 686
If anyone ever took my food i would hunt them down and cause some serious pain. nuff said
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Female 1,653
The simple thing to do when other people take your food is to take someone else`s yourself.
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Male 196
DUMB
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Male 1,136
does this work with soup aswell?
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Female 344
thats great but the mold was not really great need a better green
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Male 4
Cat food sandwiches are waaaaaay better....and a hell of a lot funnier too!!!!!!!!!
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Male 779
Food coloring has a better effect.
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Male 882
and...that was gay
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Male 976
I have a feeling this is one of those things I`ll remember a few years from now which will help me out greatly with any food-theivery prediciment I might have.
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Male 27
i am going to do that at school.
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Female 493
I`m going to store this in my brain, I feel like it will come in useful in some point in my life.
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Female 5,139
pmsl opie...sad bald pizza xD
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Male 10,440
uh... alright then.
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Male 2,028
Ehh... I may do this one day if I ever have to.
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Male 2,388
the onlly way to not have your food eaten is to be the thief everything else is temporary
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Female 15,763
My dad ate my pizza once after I told him I didn`t want him to.

Technically he just ate the cheese on top and threw out the rest... so the sad bald pizza was in the trash. :(

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Female 102
i had a friend over once and he saw this old sandwich in the back of my refrigerator and he says
"OMG IT`S SOME KIND OF FOREIGN DELICACY!! I HAVE TO TRY THIS!!"

I shoulda let him eat it, but I was too nice.

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Female 354
You can actually buy bags that have "mold" printed on it, but this seems to be a cheaper solution.
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Male 2,582
I like how at the end it says "Executive Producer". This thing needed a producer? Someone has an ego complex.
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Male 207
Nah...taking some leftover pizza drenched in the hottest hot sauce you can find to work and leaving it there for a couple days will quickly teach the food thiefs a lesson.
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Male 9,306
Ehh, seems a bit easy to detect.
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Male 123
Thanks Norris!

hahahah

There`s a trainee where I work that has gone postal last week. He left some documents at the entrance of the building with a nice note to his boss, wishing him a warm vacancy in hell, just because the elevator was broken and he had to climb two flight of stairs.

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Male 575
College kids would eat it anyway >.>
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Male 1,011
Winston, "going postal" is reference to mail handlers going crazy and having a (stereotypical) violent outburst
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Male 123
CharlieA, I know that explaining jokes is a drag, but what do you mean by "going postal"?
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Male 502
Going postal is another effective method. But you usually have to miss work the next day, and the next day, and...
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Male 2,440
*Ross from Friends*
"You threw my sandwich away?! MY sandwich? MYYYYY SANDWICH?!"
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Male 541
dos this work for moochy parents, overeating siblings, and selfish roommates though?
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Male 123
Smart move. One could make a fortune selling food in rotten-fake packages.
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Male 778
This wouldn`t work with my rommate or coworkers.. they`d still grab it and check to see if the mold was real. haha
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Male 1,620
Link: How To Stop Co-Workers From Stealing Your Food [Rate Link] - I`m assuming this would also work equally well for moochy roommates, selfish siblings and overeating parents.
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