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Date: 01/08/09 03:30 PM

40 Responses to How To Stop Co-Workers From Stealing Your Food

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    January 8, 2009 at 4:12 pm
    Link: How To Stop Co-Workers From Stealing Your Food - I`m assuming this would also work equally well for moochy roommates, selfish siblings and overeating parents.
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    Eichenkatze Male 18-29
    780 posts
    January 8, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    This wouldn`t work with my rommate or coworkers.. they`d still grab it and check to see if the mold was real. haha
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    WinstonS Male 18-29
    123 posts
    January 8, 2009 at 4:21 pm
    Smart move. One could make a fortune selling food in rotten-fake packages.
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    MonoBrow Male 18-29
    543 posts
    January 8, 2009 at 4:29 pm
    dos this work for moochy parents, overeating siblings, and selfish roommates though?
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2442 posts
    January 8, 2009 at 4:40 pm
    *Ross from Friends*
    "You threw my sandwich away?! MY sandwich? MYYYYY SANDWICH?!"
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    CharlieA Male 18-29
    502 posts
    January 8, 2009 at 4:47 pm
    Going postal is another effective method. But you usually have to miss work the next day, and the next day, and...
  7. Profile photo of WinstonS
    WinstonS Male 18-29
    123 posts
    January 8, 2009 at 4:47 pm
    CharlieA, I know that explaining jokes is a drag, but what do you mean by "going postal"?
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    Norris Male 18-29
    1011 posts
    January 8, 2009 at 4:59 pm
    Winston, "going postal" is reference to mail handlers going crazy and having a (stereotypical) violent outburst
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    Dr4k Male 18-29
    575 posts
    January 8, 2009 at 5:01 pm
    College kids would eat it anyway >.>
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    WinstonS Male 18-29
    123 posts
    January 8, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    Thanks Norris!

    hahahah

    There`s a trainee where I work that has gone postal last week. He left some documents at the entrance of the building with a nice note to his boss, wishing him a warm vacancy in hell, just because the elevator was broken and he had to climb two flight of stairs.

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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    January 8, 2009 at 5:20 pm
    Ehh, seems a bit easy to detect.
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    beeze72 Male 30-39
    208 posts
    January 8, 2009 at 5:28 pm
    Nah...taking some leftover pizza drenched in the hottest hot sauce you can find to work and leaving it there for a couple days will quickly teach the food thiefs a lesson.
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    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    January 8, 2009 at 5:30 pm
    I like how at the end it says "Executive Producer". This thing needed a producer? Someone has an ego complex.
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    Armanith Female 18-29
    354 posts
    January 8, 2009 at 5:33 pm
    You can actually buy bags that have "mold" printed on it, but this seems to be a cheaper solution.
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    Aleighsuh Female 13-17
    102 posts
    January 8, 2009 at 5:33 pm
    i had a friend over once and he saw this old sandwich in the back of my refrigerator and he says
    "OMG IT`S SOME KIND OF FOREIGN DELICACY!! I HAVE TO TRY THIS!!"

    I shoulda let him eat it, but I was too nice.

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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    January 8, 2009 at 5:47 pm
    My dad ate my pizza once after I told him I didn`t want him to.

    Technically he just ate the cheese on top and threw out the rest... so the sad bald pizza was in the trash. :(

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    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2389 posts
    January 8, 2009 at 5:54 pm
    the onlly way to not have your food eaten is to be the thief everything else is temporary
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    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2029 posts
    January 8, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    Ehh... I may do this one day if I ever have to.
  19. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    January 8, 2009 at 7:01 pm
    uh... alright then.
  20. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    January 8, 2009 at 7:15 pm
    pmsl opie...sad bald pizza xD
  21. Profile photo of sarahxoxo
    sarahxoxo Female 18-29
    493 posts
    January 8, 2009 at 7:47 pm
    I`m going to store this in my brain, I feel like it will come in useful in some point in my life.
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    shwm19 Male 18-29
    27 posts
    January 8, 2009 at 7:58 pm
    i am going to do that at school.
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    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
    976 posts
    January 8, 2009 at 8:51 pm
    I have a feeling this is one of those things I`ll remember a few years from now which will help me out greatly with any food-theivery prediciment I might have.
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    jdjd5883 Male 18-29
    883 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 12:00 am
    and...that was gay
  25. Profile photo of Shisi
    Shisi Male 18-29
    779 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 1:44 am
    Food coloring has a better effect.
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    lilASS76 Male 30-39
    4 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 4:53 am
    Cat food sandwiches are waaaaaay better....and a hell of a lot funnier too!!!!!!!!!
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    hated0love Female 18-29
    344 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 5:31 am
    thats great but the mold was not really great need a better green
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    syke22 Male 18-29
    1136 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 6:28 am
    does this work with soup aswell?
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    aust4beer Male 30-39
    196 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 7:22 am
    DUMB
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    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1655 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 9:35 am
    The simple thing to do when other people take your food is to take someone else`s yourself.
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    puppies04 Male 18-29
    686 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 11:22 am
    If anyone ever took my food i would hunt them down and cause some serious pain. nuff said
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    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3299 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 2:54 pm
    i just write that i have AIDS, people that do this are so ignorant they just dont bother
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    fluffyhoob Female 18-29
    195 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 4:20 pm
    mt chemistry teacher did better. when he wa finding his cake was going missing every day he sprinkled some laxative crystals on top of one along with the sugar. he found out who it was when his boss was is hospital for 3 days with chronic diarrhoea...nice :)
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    Play3r Male 13-17
    44 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 6:22 pm
    what if the co workers LIKED moldy food?
    or was really hungry?
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    evilducky00 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 6:23 pm
    Make a cat food tuna sandwich. Stick that in the fridge and watch the fun. No one will take your food again.
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    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 9:12 pm
    or bring change for a vending machine
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    billy-bawb Male 18-29
    331 posts
    January 10, 2009 at 10:55 am
    wiw that was sooooo fake looking!
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    SM25 Male 13-17
    562 posts
    January 10, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    Im sure this is a repost or iv seen it somewhere else.
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    sublime8ball Male 30-39
    182 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 7:10 pm
    I would just lick and sneeze on my food, and then tell the dick that ate it after the fact!
  40. Profile photo of sublime8ball
    sublime8ball Male 30-39
    182 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 7:21 pm
    I would lick and sneeze on my food and then tell the dick that eats it after the fact.

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