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Date: 01/16/09 06:35 PM

70 Responses to Drunk Dad Is Too Drunk To Do Anything

  1. Profile photo of TruTexasGirl
    TruTexasGirl Female 18-29
    415 posts
    January 16, 2009 at 1:35 pm
    Link: Drunk Dad Is Too Drunk To Do Anything - I`m not sure if this public service announcement was supposed to be serious or funny.
  2. Profile photo of MattyP8711
    MattyP8711 Male 18-29
    36 posts
    January 16, 2009 at 6:38 pm
    Meh
  3. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
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    January 16, 2009 at 6:39 pm
    Meh^2
  4. Profile photo of White_Wolfos
    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1145 posts
    January 16, 2009 at 6:40 pm
    Kid`s a dumbass for poppin` off the front wheels of the car in the first place.

    Go play with some blocks, son.

  5. Profile photo of DannyDanko
    DannyDanko Male 13-17
    254 posts
    January 16, 2009 at 6:43 pm
    =[ that reminds me of when MY dad used to erm... send me to bed at a reasonable hour?
  6. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2051 posts
    January 16, 2009 at 6:50 pm
    And the funny thing is he was drinking water the whole time.
  7. Profile photo of alphanoninc
    alphanoninc Male 70 & Over
    210 posts
    January 16, 2009 at 6:50 pm
    seems like a bad snl skit
  8. Profile photo of Happy-dude
    Happy-dude Male 13-17
    170 posts
    January 16, 2009 at 6:51 pm
    It`s funny `cause it`s true.
  9. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    January 16, 2009 at 6:56 pm
    i took that as funny xD

    dad needs to buy a toolkit me thinks

  10. Profile photo of TheAwesome
    TheAwesome Female 18-29
    76 posts
    January 16, 2009 at 6:58 pm
    Goddamn Canadians, drinking so much they can`t repair kids stupid toys...
  11. Profile photo of quiknas
    quiknas Male 18-29
    451 posts
    January 16, 2009 at 7:01 pm
    haha
  12. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    January 16, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    lmao..omg he said go to bed :O...

    o.o

  13. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    January 16, 2009 at 7:07 pm
    Sad. :(
  14. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
    1559 posts
    January 16, 2009 at 7:08 pm
    Suuuure Budeeeeey!

    Go To Bed.........
    NOW!!!
    what a honky.

  15. Profile photo of viczko
    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    January 16, 2009 at 7:15 pm
    our beer is that good.
  16. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    January 16, 2009 at 7:19 pm
    Another public service announcement letdown.
  17. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    January 16, 2009 at 7:20 pm
    That poor child...

    Did you SEE the bowl cut on his head? Goodness, some parents...

  18. Profile photo of shakethebox
    shakethebox Male 18-29
    339 posts
    January 16, 2009 at 7:20 pm
    Fact: All Canadians are horrible alcoholic fathers
  19. Profile photo of Challenger23
    Challenger23 Female 18-29
    346 posts
    January 16, 2009 at 7:22 pm
    hum...not enough yelling. NEEDS MOAR BOOZE!!!!
  20. Profile photo of RandyTheFool
    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    820 posts
    January 16, 2009 at 7:25 pm
    Mom probably put the kid up to it. Broke the kids toy then told him to take it to daddy to fix it. It`s the best drunk game ever.
  21. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    January 16, 2009 at 7:51 pm
    He wouldn`t have that problem if he would of bought the Jack Daniels gift set with a complimentary General Lee toy car and a blow up doll!
  22. Profile photo of PopsySoku
    PopsySoku Female 18-29
    388 posts
    January 16, 2009 at 8:23 pm
    opiebreath-

    xDD LOL
    the comments you make are awesome :D

  23. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2132 posts
    January 16, 2009 at 8:43 pm
    the best part is when how he`s calmly sipping scotch, hitting a car with wheels, then slamming it into a kids chest and is all mad in like 10 seconds
  24. Profile photo of pick_me
    pick_me Male 18-29
    544 posts
    January 16, 2009 at 9:00 pm
    waits for the hang over....
    HANG OVER ALREADY
  25. Profile photo of pick_me
    pick_me Male 18-29
    544 posts
    January 16, 2009 at 9:01 pm
    dont worry his can still raise a unicorn
    those things done care if your drunk !i know!
  26. Profile photo of Sampson623
    Sampson623 Male 13-17
    264 posts
    January 16, 2009 at 9:46 pm
    pick me thats when ur high
  27. Profile photo of punkipenguin
    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    January 16, 2009 at 10:03 pm
    eh. at least that dad can still lift his head. unlike some.
  28. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    January 16, 2009 at 10:49 pm
    Fact: All Canadians are horrible alcoholic fathers
    Even the women?! :-O
  29. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    January 16, 2009 at 10:50 pm
    Go to bed! NOW!!!

    But Dad! It`s 12 in the afternoon!

    GRAWR! DO AS I SAY DAMMIT!

  30. Profile photo of kcpd2050
    kcpd2050 Male 40-49
    330 posts
    January 16, 2009 at 11:03 pm
    Priceless.
  31. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    January 16, 2009 at 11:15 pm
    ...tilt your head back! Open your mouth. OPEN your Mouth!!!

    Now drink the piss!

    DRINK THE PISS!!!

  32. Profile photo of Androgynous
    Androgynous Male 18-29
    758 posts
    January 16, 2009 at 11:26 pm
    He could still make full sentences!

    He isn`t drunk enough!

  33. Profile photo of danagamer
    danagamer Male 30-39
    701 posts
    January 16, 2009 at 11:39 pm
    not your bed MY BED GAWDAMMIT!
  34. Profile photo of B3N0C1D3
    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    January 16, 2009 at 11:58 pm
    My friend in highschool had a dad like that. We`d just mess with his head. It was kinda fun.
  35. Profile photo of Codmily
    Codmily Female 18-29
    360 posts
    January 17, 2009 at 12:43 am
    This is really sad. That poor kid. I didn`t think it was funny, but then again my dad was an alcoholic. SAD!
  36. Profile photo of jimbobsthebe
    jimbobsthebe Male 18-29
    639 posts
    January 17, 2009 at 2:03 am
    Wheres your WKD side?
  37. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1265 posts
    January 17, 2009 at 3:54 am
    "Shuuure buhddy!"
  38. Profile photo of Lauraly
    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2262 posts
    January 17, 2009 at 5:31 am
    That was the worst drunk acting I have ever seen.
  39. Profile photo of GravyZombie
    GravyZombie Male 18-29
    84 posts
    January 17, 2009 at 5:43 am
    Ha! I just love drunk actting! C: Shurrrrrrrrrrrreeeee budddy! *Hic up*
  40. Profile photo of syke22
    syke22 Male 18-29
    1136 posts
    January 17, 2009 at 6:30 am
    damn broken toy cars..
  41. Profile photo of TalcumX
    TalcumX Male 50-59
    561 posts
    January 17, 2009 at 6:33 am
    It isn`t hurting the state liquor store thats thriving on your buisiness.
  42. Profile photo of CharlieA
    CharlieA Male 18-29
    502 posts
    January 17, 2009 at 7:01 am
    Oh you silly Canadians and your booze.
  43. Profile photo of aust4beer
    aust4beer Male 30-39
    196 posts
    January 17, 2009 at 7:08 am
    I can`t wait to get drunk tonight. I hope some poor kid wants my help with his toy car.
  44. Profile photo of whtevr
    whtevr Female 40-49
    915 posts
    January 17, 2009 at 7:10 am
    That just brought back flashbacks of my alcoholic mother during my childhood.
  45. Profile photo of BigBossDogg
    BigBossDogg Male 30-39
    132 posts
    January 17, 2009 at 7:29 am
    If at first you dont succeed....blame it on your kid.
  46. Profile photo of Toxicityrckr
    Toxicityrckr Male 18-29
    138 posts
    January 17, 2009 at 7:54 am
    TalcumX, Canada isn`t as capitalist as us, which is sort of why they are sometimes seen as better off. Like Sweden, who is Socialist. Anyways, I love fixing sh(t when I`m drunk. It gives me something to do. You know the stereotype, guy in garage, beer on the radiator, underneath his car......but again, this is canada.
  47. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    January 17, 2009 at 8:23 am
    Sweden is going down hill. If we don`t stop the mass immigration our economy and infrastructure will collapse by the extreme welfare costs.
    those draters live by themselves don`t learn swedish and don`t work. oh and they stand for over 95% of the violent crime.
  48. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1655 posts
    January 17, 2009 at 8:30 am
    "go to bed. NOW!"
    hehe the kids face
  49. Profile photo of 643197
    643197 Male 18-29
    1078 posts
    January 17, 2009 at 8:47 am
    haha.
  50. Profile photo of TalcumX
    TalcumX Male 50-59
    561 posts
    January 17, 2009 at 8:48 am
    Sweden is going down hill. If we don`t stop the mass immigration our economy and infrastructure will collapse by the extreme welfare costs.
    those draters live by themselves don`t learn swedish and don`t work. oh and they stand for over 95% of the violent crime.

    same thing over here, but hey, it`s what liberals want....change.

  51. Profile photo of Acatinahat
    Acatinahat Female 13-17
    263 posts
    January 17, 2009 at 9:02 am
    ahaha
    that made me lol
  52. Profile photo of maxxb117
    maxxb117 Male 18-29
    387 posts
    January 17, 2009 at 9:17 am
    Crazy canadians... Oh crap, I`m a canadian! ;-()
  53. Profile photo of insaneee
    insaneee Female 13-17
    462 posts
    January 17, 2009 at 9:25 am
    Heh, I live in Ontario and I haven`t seen that ad.
    Then again, I don`t watch too much tv.
  54. Profile photo of fghj
    fghj Male 30-39
    393 posts
    January 17, 2009 at 10:19 am
    ha
  55. Profile photo of kewlgirl7ca
    kewlgirl7ca Female 18-29
    2 posts
    January 17, 2009 at 10:26 am
    Lol, I`m from Ontario as well and have never seen it before. I think it`s probably older seeing as the kid in it is trying to get his dad to fix his General Lee, I don`t see those around so much anymore.
  56. Profile photo of kermitgreen
    kermitgreen Female 30-39
    187 posts
    January 17, 2009 at 11:05 am
    was that car the general lee?
    that guys problem was not drunkenness, it was stupidness
  57. Profile photo of regrhcp
    regrhcp Male 18-29
    47 posts
    January 17, 2009 at 11:36 am
    i nominate him for dad of the year
  58. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    January 17, 2009 at 12:01 pm
    sad...
  59. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    January 17, 2009 at 12:44 pm
    That was one sorry-ass General Lee!
  60. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    January 17, 2009 at 12:44 pm
    Mighta been more effective if it hadn`t looked like he was just drinking water. Also, he was just drunk, not blind.
  61. Profile photo of KingKrusha
    KingKrusha Male 13-17
    96 posts
    January 17, 2009 at 1:34 pm
    http://ihateliz.com/?id=njjjgvdqzlx9uzhd...

    HAHAHA, that ad took a turn for the worst when he told him to go to bed

  62. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2066 posts
    January 17, 2009 at 1:55 pm
    Wasn`t funny to me.
  63. Profile photo of sbuninja
    sbuninja Female 18-29
    168 posts
    January 17, 2009 at 6:01 pm
    KingKrusha:

    Fuc-king noob!

    At LEAST change the APPEARANCE of the link before sending someone to a site to phish people and sign them up for porn, tard! The IDEA is to do it so people don`t KNOW where you`re sending them.

    God Damn kids.

  64. Profile photo of FranWins
    FranWins Female 18-29
    127 posts
    January 17, 2009 at 7:08 pm
    I can has booze nows?
  65. Profile photo of yappyJAP
    yappyJAP Female 18-29
    169 posts
    January 17, 2009 at 7:11 pm
    That`s so sad.
  66. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2132 posts
    January 17, 2009 at 7:20 pm
    goodbye kingkrusha! hope you had a good 28 posts!
  67. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2132 posts
    January 17, 2009 at 7:23 pm
    didnt know there were 2 spammers. most ive seen in one post
  68. Profile photo of mydnite
    mydnite Female 18-29
    18 posts
    January 18, 2009 at 4:41 pm
    didnt know drunk dads were really like that! I learned something new today! 8D
  69. Profile photo of Lilb792
    Lilb792 Male 18-29
    4 posts
    January 19, 2009 at 6:18 am
    go to bad now

    lol

  70. Profile photo of Okasen
    Okasen Female 13-17
    523 posts
    January 28, 2009 at 9:49 pm
    Alright. Usually I laugh at anything.. sick stuff, stuff that makes fun of myself...

    But I just didn`t think this was funny.

    It was sad... because my dad is like that. And it`s ruining my relationship with my entire family.

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