Cow Gives Birth To Human

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Weird

You read that title correctly.
There are 131 comments:
Male 402
I LOOKED IT UP. THIS IS REAL.
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Female 517
why?
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Female 34
o_o
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Female 251
"Run cow dude! ruuun!"

LMAO!

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Female 14
Ew!
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Female 38
wtf..
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Male 460
so thats how it happend! we were all born from cows as men with sunglasses, pfft evolution got it wrong with the monkeys thing
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Female 913
that was ridiculously stupidly funny.
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Male 3,619
Run cow dude! ruuun!
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Male 122
I read the title and when I saw the video player format load, I cringed quite hard.
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Male 54
"well,i watched a movie once where a guy came out of a rhinos butt,but theres a twist.it was a robotic rhino,made to look like a real rhino,but the guys fan quit,he stripped himself to his ungies,still was to hot,saw a hole,a safari jeep pulled up,and they saw what they thought was the first time a male rhino gave birth to a full grown man,wich it woesnt."
ace ventura friggin rocks!!!
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Male 330
well,i watched a movie once where a guy came out of a rhinos butt,but theres a twist.it was a robotic rhino,made to look like a real rhino,but the guys fan quit,he stripped himself to his ungies,still was to hot,saw a hole,a safari jeep pulled up,and they saw what they thought was the first time a male rhino gave birth to a full grown man,wich it woesnt.
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Male 330
well,if this DID happen(wich never will),it would be a bay being butt naked.
ewwwwww,why did i just type that!?!
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Male 330
FAKE.inpossible,probably a commercial.they probaby modified a film of a cow giving birth to a calve.
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Male 59
This is a drating Rayban commercial. Bill Hicks said it best: "If you are in marketing... kill yourself".
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Female 139
alllrighty then
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Male 35
this would be a good idea for twilight zone
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Male 838
I wanna know what kind of drugs were involved when someone came up with the idea to do this. I`m gonna bet they were pretty heavy drugs.
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Male 476
i second gotoday`s comment
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Female 108
What the hell.
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Male 107
riceslayer.

unfortunately, your attempt at being funny, has failed.

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Female 850
WTF of the day?
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Male 2,313
Is this by the same people who did the video on catching sunglasses with your face? They`re Never Hide Films, I think, and they always use RayBans.
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Female 2,120
Dumb.
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Male 7
it`s a RayBan add hahahahaha
check out the slogan "NEVER HIDE"
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Male 1,361
what the crud did i just watch.....
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Male 68
DUDE ALL OF YOU ARE [email protected]#[email protected]#[email protected] THIS REALLY DID HAPPEN! I WAS THERE!?>[email protected]$pyg HOW CAN YOU NOT BELIVE IT??!!? ITS SCIENTIFICLY PROVEN THAT IF A COW HAS INTERCOURSE WITH A HUMAN, A HUMAN WITH SUNGLASSES IS BORN!!! LOOK IT UP! GEEZ ALL OF YOU ARE DUMB!


jk.

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Female 924
that was quite dumb
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Female 497
omg that was awesome
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Female 1,653
oh those sick, sick farmers...
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Female 221
That`s just wrong.
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Male 2,388
love the sunglasses
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Female 5,139
alot of wtf`s in this section of iab i see xD
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Female 26
um that was drating stupid.
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Male 85
So thats where Russel brand came from
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Male 1,135
did jesus just come out of that cows ass?
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Female 529
Where did the underwear come from?
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Male 165
what the fudge just happend..

reminds of that tv programme jam.. that was wierd.

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Male 715
Ummm....wow! That`s certainly the most random thing I`ve seen all day.
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Male 562
"He has your eyes Mrs Cow" Hazaaaaarr
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Male 147
lmao, fake but nicely done xDD
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Female 7
DO YOU THINK THE COW IS OK??
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Male 9
wtf

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Male 56
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWTTTTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFF
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Male 1,835
XD next person to yell fake...
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Female 501
next!
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Male 2,004
wtf?
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Male 81
LOL Jesus...
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Female 443

Above: a Dairy COW with HER horns.

Most dairy cows are disbudded with a heating element, usually from an electric dehorner, when they are fairly young 2 to 6 weeks old. It is painful, and stinky and not very fun, but there are a few good reasons to do it.

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Female 15,763
So, Shade, are you implying that this birth was extraordinarily painful?
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Male 29
Sorry guys, as much as you want me to believe this.... I don`t think the internet has made me gullible enoough to yet. But great video :P
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Male 40
That cow has horns, which means it`s a bull and has a penis, not a vagina. Just sayin...
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Male 8,300
Wow, that was about 99.83% less funny than I was expecting...
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Female 4,376
Am I on Acid?
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Male 400
Is dis realz?!?!?!111...jerhrhy3rt337fgfg?!??!?!11
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Male 17,511
WUT TEH FLUCK (^100)
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Male 287
(((WUT TEH FLUCK (x2)) (x4)) x8) x6.375
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Male 3,255
Heh, that was kinda silly.
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Male 58
((WUT TEH FLUCK (x2)) (x4)) x8
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Male 541
(WUT TEH FLUCK (x2)) (x4)
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Male 1,598
WUT TEH FLUCK (x2)
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Male 1,370
WUT TEH FLUCK
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Female 13
I`m at a lost as to how this was suppose to advertise Ray Bans. Are hipsters born from cows now?
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Female 1,566
.....wtf? D:

Was anyone else amused by all the ducks waddling by, though? ahaha. <3 Ducks.

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Male 2,703
who thought this would be funny?
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Male 1,219
nooooo! u ruined the suprise with the name :(
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Female 362
I dub this the wtf of the day because srsy w...t...f...
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Male 524
Ouch.. my eyes. Probably not the worst thing i`ve seen on this site, but still.
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Female 5,139
this is so odd its not even funny, i just sat there kinda like this:
.....:|
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Female 29
idk, i call fake.

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Male 387
Woooow... In the first 3 seconds I knew it was fake :P
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Female 1

Thatis so lame or the editing guys is really good!
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Female 1,589
Video no longer available.
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Male 976
This should be the trailer for Jackass 3.
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Female 1,006
wtf?

How did they do that?

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Male 7,933
"I think that qualifies for WTF of the day. Maybe year."

I think UFoooooo Pornoooooooo takes that title

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Female 354
why did I just watch this?
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Female 237
I think that qualifies for WTF of the day. Maybe year.
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Female 153
T
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Male 180
So that`s where babies come from...
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Male 907
Fail attempt at a viral video.
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Female 350
wtf did i just watch?
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Male 502
fancylad reads these comments and laughs... Try the veal and click on the ads... (too obscure?)
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Female 471
i.. dont.. understand..
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Male 85
hahahaha i lkove how the dumpster thing says "never hide"
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Male 4,393
???????????
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Male 46
@ Big Boss, really? that`s what bothers you? the sunglasses? not the weird guy in a diaper coming out of a cow?
As for the wtf of the year award... i`m fairly certain that when the year 2100 is near, someone investigating for the Wtf of the Century awards... is going to look back on this... and say... "Guys... I just found something for our top 10"... but then again, the people on the internet are always outdoing themselves so who knows... maybe this will be on par with some sort of turn of the century (22nd) japanese gameshow lol
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Male 82
I hate this game.
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Male 130
Fake. You can tell by the pixels.

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Male 502
"Um..
WHY!?"
`Cause there be interwebs, opie.
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Male 1,164
so jesus was born by a cow :/
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Male 364
It`s Jesus!!
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Female 56
how about the wtf of life? like, that was just really really stupid and weird. wtfol!
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Female 15,763
Um..

WHY!?

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Male 132
That couldn`t have been real i mean who is born wearing sunglasses.
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Female 646
ha reminds me so much of ace ventura pet detective too.
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Male 502
Hey! Cowboy! Leave those chicks alone!
(Lame Pink Floyd reference)
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Male 690
ventura*
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Male 488
very bad attempt at a viral video
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Male 544
reminds me of ace venture
this
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Male 1,958
That was...horrible. All kinds of wrongs.
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Male 544
uterus diving?
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Male 600
Well... that was a lovely waste of time.

And brain cells...

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Female 2,044
what.
the.
fck.
i think its a definite wtf of the year candidate.
it`s early though, and if people could do this, imagine what else will happen as the year progresses...
O_O
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Male 451
leave the chickens alone
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Male 391
i hate it when that happens
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Male 3,058
That was just stupid.
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Female 3
I`ll never get those 47 seconds of my life back.
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Male 2,395
Nice camera angle. :P
But hey, it`s a 10 on my weird scale.
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Male 503
im giving that one wtf of the year. clearly fake. but i liked it =D
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Male 1,788
"and i nominate that video for wtf of the week."

"I nominate it for WTF of the month. Anyone disagree?"

I know it`s early, but I`m hoping this ends up as the wtf of the year.

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Male 1,357
lmao why can`t all cows calve that easily. Itd make the job so much easier lol
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Male 1,086
People will do anything for intertnetz
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Male 493
I`m going to go vomit now.
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Male 2,125
"and i nominate that video for wtf of the week."

I nominate it for WTF of the month. Anyone disagree?

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Male 230
People shouldn`t be hating on cows who give birth to humans. Life is sacred.
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Male 230
Based on the flu drugs I am currently on, I am rating 4/4. That made total sense. lol
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Male 4,004
What did I just witness?

Why did I see that?

I don`t understand.

Help.

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Female 4,197
wth?! im lost for words.. D;
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Female 338
wtf!??!!?
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Male 2,238
lol at the sign on the side of the trash bin. "never hide"

and i nominate that video for wtf of the week.

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Male 2,388
those poor geese
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Male 868
I agree with the dumb comment.
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Male 20,917
spazking, really?
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Male 2,125
MY EYES! THE BURN!!! =O
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Male 4,793
"really?"

says it all.

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Female 876
That was dumb.
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Male 386
What did I just see? I was blinking.
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Male 301
obviously fake >_>
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Male 233
really?
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Male 20,917
Link: Cow Gives Birth To Human [Rate Link] - You read that title correctly.
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