Cop Mistakes Penis For Gun

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Male 260
70!
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Male 260
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Male 260
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Male 260
I should though
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Male 260
N! THAT IS HILARIOUS.
dfcrackhead
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
328 Posts Sunday, January 04, 2009 5:05:28 PM
I had to turn my volume way up just to hear, but it was funny as hell "hey whats this r
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Male 260
i didn`t watch the videos
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Male 260
hahahahahahahahahahaha
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Male 260
lol
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Male 260
oh god!
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Male 212
the cop made no mistake. he thought he was checking his stomach. pull up your pants idiots
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Female 78
well his pants should be covering his penis. not his shirt. poor cop.
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Female 2
that dude handled it really well.
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Female 652
lmao oh boy
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Male 265
i like how is pants were so low that his penis was above the waist line... pull ur pants up boy... and eww
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Female 182
I would`ve expected that guy to punch the cop.
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Female 15,763
"That`s my GUN bab- OW WHAT THE F*CK!?"

"Had to shoot out your "gun", sorry man."

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Female 158
HAHAHAHAH OH MAN! THAT IS HILARIOUS.
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Male 327
I had to turn my volume way up just to hear, but it was funny as hell "hey whats this right here?" "Thats mah penis" "O.k. thats your penis"
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Male 107
lawl
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Female 131
Sucks to be the cop :3
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Female 153
looks like the pig found the guy`s hog
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Male 332
I guess thats why its against the law sag
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Male 36
he had a boner
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Female 289
lmfao
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Male 1,140
on the other hand this reminds me of a part in the movie "superbad"
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Male 1,140
so... i guess the stereotype is true... i may be scarred for life
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Male 5
Well he is black.....
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Female 1,264
"wth?! who has their penis pointing up??"

You tuck it up your waistband when you have uh... um... I`m just gonna stop here.

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Female 1,653
lmao
the guy has problems if it`s up there
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Female 536
"And what is this right here?"

"That`s mah penis"

"That`s your penis, alright."

And that`s how it happened.

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Male 54
this is my rifle this is my gun, this is for shooting this is for fun...
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Male 1,718
OMG lol. Brings whole different level to: is that a gun in your belt or do you like being patted down.
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Male 453
handled very professionally (get it)
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Male 639
How embarrassing. But seriously, whats it doing up there?
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Female 4,197
wth?! who has their penis pointing up??
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Male 672
Well, well, is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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Female 1,095
Idc about whether or not it`s a repost I`ve never seen it and that poo is crazy funny (funnier than it should be) that really made my day :`D
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Male 3,431
So while you`ve got your hand on it officer..why don`t you go ahead and..
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Male 970
hay wat is that *YANK*
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Female 139
oh wait, that`s your penis...hurry do something manly!
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Male 105
I can relate to an experience like that....with a girl of course.
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Male 3,430
Ya know, if his pants weren`t hanging around his ankles I bet that it would have never happened.
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Female 1,578
awkward....
like.. so awkward that is was painful to watch.
oh man..
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Male 667
I really LOL
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Male 432
If that`s real, that`s the most awkward thing that a police officer could ever do.
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Male 387
OH! that`s yer penis. Sorry `bout that.
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Female 2,289
"> IkeRay
> wow, no "repost"?
No, because most people realise that saying "repost" can start a banhammer swinging almost as quick as posting "first". Have a nice day"


Ooooooohhhhhhhhh.

k sorry. I said it in real life.. I just had to put it on here.

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Male 1,162
"thats my penis" ROFL
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Male 418
That was semi-hilarious.
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Male 8,302
> IkeRay
> wow, no "repost"?

No, because most people realise that saying "repost" can start a banhammer swinging almost as quick as posting "first". Have a nice day :-)

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Male 833
i would have been like... uhm are you a stripper cop?

or... arent you going to finish it?

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Male 2,703
wow, no "repost"? this video is from like 2000...ok, not that far back, but old enough I have seen it reposted at least 5 times.
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Female 328
Well, if he had flipped, the cop would have taken him down, so I guess staying calm was smart. But still... America, pull up your pants. Please. You look ridiculous.
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Male 147
whats this?
"that`s...my penis.." xD
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Male 277
lol just so drating calm "thats my penis"
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Male 364
That`s what happens when you feel you have to hang it out of your waistband like that...
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Female 192
that guy doesn`t look even startled...
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Male 1,220
He`s got his pants down so freakin low how was he supposed to know?
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Male 7,933
That...was..hilarious...

With that said, you can clearly see where his waist line is, unless you are used to seeing people with abnormally large torsos.

Also... it seemed like the penis was partially on the belt as well as slightly above it. So its not like it was completely hanging out.


.... What else did the cop think it was?
.... this gives "a nine" a new definition

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Male 4,680
So...many...innuendos...can`t....choose...

GAH! I can`t pick one!

On topic: Hope the cop washed his hands afterwards...

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Male 2
xD

Hilarious.

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Male 182
Bahahah! Failll.
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Female 2,672
his dick is backwards...
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Male 118
The cop just wanted to cop a feel. You can totally see it in his blur.
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Male 1,086
Why would someone just walk around like that?
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Male 2,125
A big WTF for me. That`s hilarious
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Male 75
Awesome...
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Male 11,740
Pretty funny but what the hell? Why did he have it pointed up? Was he planning on flashing someone? Where the cop grabbed was above the waistline of his pants. That is just freaky if you ask me. I wouldn`t go walking around like that.
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Female 72
This.is.Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 722
LMFAO!
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Male 1,765
"Sorry `bout thaaat..."
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Female 317
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

epicness!

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Male 2,422
Lol. Officer, that`s my dick...
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Male 603
The officer kinda moved it around a few times, and there was a moment there where the black guy wasn`t really reacting. I wonder how long that could`ve gone on before he would`ve told the officer what he had a hold of.

In the officer`s defense (not that he shouldn`t be very thorough in frisking the guy), the area appeared to maybe be above the belt line (`cause of the baggy pants).

Anyway, nobody did anything wrong and it was funny.

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Female 102
I surprised that they guy didn`t flip out. awkward stuff

maybe he shoulda wore his pants higher

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Female 237
LOL! That`s awkward....
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Male 1,136
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA LMAROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 2,313
Awkward.
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Male 562
Thats very funny
"Thats my penis"
"Thats you penis.....alright"
Soon to say sorry but the black guy was ok with it.
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Male 756
Awkward turtle. xD

Even worse that it got recorded.

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Female 2,220
aaahahaahhaahaahahahhahah

I thought it was gonna be the cop feeling the guy`s knees. Especially when I saw the guy was black.

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Male 119
maybe he had a boner and tucked it into his waistband to hide it.
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Male 2,395
I bet he did it on purpose >_<
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Male 1,148
"What`s that?"
"That`s my penis"
"That`s your penis ok..."

The guy said it so serious xD

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Male 991
LMFAO. That was sad. His penis above his pants and not in his pants. XD
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Male 287
ggahhhahaha.
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Male 10,440
Charlie > exactly what I was thinking.
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Female 150
Oh man...

that`s priceless

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Male 392
Lmao
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Male 357
A man`s belt should never be below his penis. Arrest him.
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Male 502
A hard-on during an arrest? What was he being arrested for?
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Female 331
Omg xD
That poor guy. It realllly looked as if he was being molested.
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Male 135
thats mah dick.
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Male 2,788
Hahahahahha!!


Sorry about that..

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Female 140
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