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Date: 01/03/09 09:16 AM

95 Responses to Cop Mistakes Penis For Gun

  1. Profile photo of cryswhatever
    cryswhatever Female 13-17
    140 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 9:10 am
    Link: Cop Mistakes Penis For Gun - Say `ello to my little friend!
  2. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 9:20 am
    Hahahahahha!!


    Sorry about that..

  3. Profile photo of MBlazel
    MBlazel Male 13-17
    135 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 9:25 am
    thats mah dick.
  4. Profile photo of Sillii
    Sillii Female 13-17
    332 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 9:25 am
    Omg xD
    That poor guy. It realllly looked as if he was being molested.
  5. Profile photo of CharlieA
    CharlieA Male 18-29
    502 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 9:25 am
    A hard-on during an arrest? What was he being arrested for?
  6. Profile photo of slugs
    slugs Male 30-39
    357 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 9:31 am
    A man`s belt should never be below his penis. Arrest him.
  7. Profile photo of jojobobisme
    jojobobisme Male 18-29
    392 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 9:45 am
    Lmao
  8. Profile photo of StellaT
    StellaT Female 13-17
    150 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 10:06 am
    Oh man...

    that`s priceless

  9. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 10:09 am
    Charlie > exactly what I was thinking.
  10. Profile photo of jareddevour
    jareddevour Male 18-29
    289 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 10:10 am
    ggahhhahaha.
  11. Profile photo of xViTAMiN22
    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
    991 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 10:29 am
    LMFAO. That was sad. His penis above his pants and not in his pants. XD
  12. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1150 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 10:31 am
    "What`s that?"
    "That`s my penis"
    "That`s your penis ok..."

    The guy said it so serious xD

  13. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 10:38 am
    I bet he did it on purpose >_<
  14. Profile photo of owen402006
    owen402006 Male 13-17
    119 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 10:40 am
    maybe he had a boner and tucked it into his waistband to hide it.
  15. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2221 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 10:41 am
    aaahahaahhaahaahahahhahah

    I thought it was gonna be the cop feeling the guy`s knees. Especially when I saw the guy was black.

  16. Profile photo of Androgynous
    Androgynous Male 18-29
    758 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 10:56 am
    Awkward turtle. xD

    Even worse that it got recorded.

  17. Profile photo of SM25
    SM25 Male 13-17
    562 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 11:12 am
    Thats very funny
    "Thats my penis"
    "Thats you penis.....alright"
    Soon to say sorry but the black guy was ok with it.
  18. Profile photo of sixclaws13
    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
    2314 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 11:16 am
    Awkward.
  19. Profile photo of syke22
    syke22 Male 18-29
    1136 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 11:16 am
    AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA LMAROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  20. Profile photo of blackbird7
    blackbird7 Female 18-29
    238 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 11:18 am
    LOL! That`s awkward....
  21. Profile photo of Aleighsuh
    Aleighsuh Female 13-17
    102 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 11:38 am
    I surprised that they guy didn`t flip out. awkward stuff

    maybe he shoulda wore his pants higher

  22. Profile photo of JimboH
    JimboH Male 30-39
    603 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 11:42 am
    The officer kinda moved it around a few times, and there was a moment there where the black guy wasn`t really reacting. I wonder how long that could`ve gone on before he would`ve told the officer what he had a hold of.

    In the officer`s defense (not that he shouldn`t be very thorough in frisking the guy), the area appeared to maybe be above the belt line (`cause of the baggy pants).

    Anyway, nobody did anything wrong and it was funny.

  23. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2423 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 11:47 am
    Lol. Officer, that`s my dick...
  24. Profile photo of in2gooh
    in2gooh Female 18-29
    317 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 11:58 am
    WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

    epicness!

  25. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    "Sorry `bout thaaat..."
  26. Profile photo of D3
    D3 Male 13-17
    725 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 12:21 pm
    LMFAO!
  27. Profile photo of Cata
    Cata Female 18-29
    72 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 12:48 pm
    This.is.Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!
  28. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 12:52 pm
    Pretty funny but what the hell? Why did he have it pointed up? Was he planning on flashing someone? Where the cop grabbed was above the waistline of his pants. That is just freaky if you ask me. I wouldn`t go walking around like that.
  29. Profile photo of moogleluvr
    moogleluvr Male 13-17
    75 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    Awesome...
  30. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2128 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 12:55 pm
    A big WTF for me. That`s hilarious
  31. Profile photo of quaintness
    quaintness Male 13-17
    1086 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    Why would someone just walk around like that?
  32. Profile photo of robrobrob125
    robrobrob125 Male 13-17
    118 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 1:32 pm
    The cop just wanted to cop a feel. You can totally see it in his blur.
  33. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2676 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 1:58 pm
    his dick is backwards...
  34. Profile photo of ericdee
    ericdee Male 18-29
    183 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 2:48 pm
    Bahahah! Failll.
  35. Profile photo of RandomBoy
    RandomBoy Male 13-17
    2 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 2:55 pm
    xD

    Hilarious.

  36. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 3:32 pm
    So...many...innuendos...can`t....choose...

    GAH! I can`t pick one!

    On topic: Hope the cop washed his hands afterwards...

  37. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 4:35 pm
    That...was..hilarious...

    With that said, you can clearly see where his waist line is, unless you are used to seeing people with abnormally large torsos.

    Also... it seemed like the penis was partially on the belt as well as slightly above it. So its not like it was completely hanging out.


    .... What else did the cop think it was?
    .... this gives "a nine" a new definition

  38. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 4:54 pm
    He`s got his pants down so freakin low how was he supposed to know?
  39. Profile photo of babidee
    babidee Female 18-29
    195 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 5:13 pm
    that guy doesn`t look even startled...
  40. Profile photo of MykeUK
    MykeUK Male 18-29
    364 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 5:40 pm
    That`s what happens when you feel you have to hang it out of your waistband like that...
  41. Profile photo of superdud3
    superdud3 Male 18-29
    277 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 6:35 pm
    lol just so drating calm "thats my penis"
  42. Profile photo of Ultimated
    Ultimated Male 13-17
    147 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 7:01 pm
    whats this?
    "that`s...my penis.." xD
  43. Profile photo of Hylian4Hire
    Hylian4Hire Female 18-29
    329 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 7:14 pm
    Well, if he had flipped, the cop would have taken him down, so I guess staying calm was smart. But still... America, pull up your pants. Please. You look ridiculous.
  44. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 7:46 pm
    wow, no "repost"? this video is from like 2000...ok, not that far back, but old enough I have seen it reposted at least 5 times.
  45. Profile photo of Raberboom
    Raberboom Male 18-29
    833 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 8:08 pm
    i would have been like... uhm are you a stripper cop?

    or... arent you going to finish it?

  46. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 8:52 pm
    > IkeRay
    > wow, no "repost"?

    No, because most people realise that saying "repost" can start a banhammer swinging almost as quick as posting "first". Have a nice day :-)

  47. Profile photo of Ryan22158
    Ryan22158 Male 18-29
    418 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 9:19 pm
    That was semi-hilarious.
  48. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 9:25 pm
    "thats my penis" ROFL
  49. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 10:19 pm
    "> IkeRay
    > wow, no "repost"?
    No, because most people realise that saying "repost" can start a banhammer swinging almost as quick as posting "first". Have a nice day"


    Ooooooohhhhhhhhh.

    k sorry. I said it in real life.. I just had to put it on here.

  50. Profile photo of SuperJesus
    SuperJesus Male 13-17
    388 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 10:27 pm
    OH! that`s yer penis. Sorry `bout that.
  51. Profile photo of Abacab2112
    Abacab2112 Male 18-29
    433 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 10:39 pm
    If that`s real, that`s the most awkward thing that a police officer could ever do.
  52. Profile photo of hyeonkim0805
    hyeonkim0805 Male 18-29
    667 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 10:40 pm
    I really LOL
  53. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 11:35 pm
    awkward....
    like.. so awkward that is was painful to watch.
    oh man..
  54. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3145 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 12:01 am
    Ya know, if his pants weren`t hanging around his ankles I bet that it would have never happened.
  55. Profile photo of deadskull35
    deadskull35 Male 18-29
    105 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 12:06 am
    I can relate to an experience like that....with a girl of course.
  56. Profile photo of baby_ruth
    baby_ruth Female 18-29
    139 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 1:14 am
    oh wait, that`s your penis...hurry do something manly!
  57. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 1:19 am
    So while you`ve got your hand on it officer..why don`t you go ahead and..
  58. Profile photo of FIRST_poster
    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 1:19 am
    hay wat is that *YANK*
  59. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 2:17 am
    Idc about whether or not it`s a repost I`ve never seen it and that poo is crazy funny (funnier than it should be) that really made my day :`D
  60. Profile photo of Gexxo
    Gexxo Male 18-29
    673 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 2:26 am
    Well, well, is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
  61. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 3:38 am
    wth?! who has their penis pointing up??
  62. Profile photo of jimbobsthebe
    jimbobsthebe Male 18-29
    639 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 3:57 am
    How embarrassing. But seriously, whats it doing up there?
  63. Profile photo of Purey
    Purey Male 18-29
    453 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 4:11 am
    handled very professionally (get it)
  64. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 5:15 am
    OMG lol. Brings whole different level to: is that a gun in your belt or do you like being patted down.
  65. Profile photo of Gjankow
    Gjankow Male 18-29
    54 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 5:20 am
    this is my rifle this is my gun, this is for shooting this is for fun...
  66. Profile photo of Berenice
    Berenice Female 13-17
    536 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 7:53 am
    "And what is this right here?"

    "That`s mah penis"

    "That`s your penis, alright."

    And that`s how it happened.

  67. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1655 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 7:53 am
    lmao
    the guy has problems if it`s up there
  68. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1265 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 7:53 am
    "wth?! who has their penis pointing up??"

    You tuck it up your waistband when you have uh... um... I`m just gonna stop here.

  69. Profile photo of ascheeseman
    ascheeseman Male 13-17
    5 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 10:30 am
    Well he is black.....
  70. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 11:46 am
    so... i guess the stereotype is true... i may be scarred for life
  71. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 11:59 am
    on the other hand this reminds me of a part in the movie "superbad"
  72. Profile photo of burnin_roses
    burnin_roses Female 18-29
    289 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 12:33 pm
    lmfao
  73. Profile photo of mannequin87
    mannequin87 Male 18-29
    36 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 1:25 pm
    he had a boner
  74. Profile photo of harrydick
    harrydick Male 18-29
    332 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 1:47 pm
    I guess thats why its against the law sag
  75. Profile photo of asjomaha
    asjomaha Female 30-39
    153 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 3:57 pm
    looks like the pig found the guy`s hog
  76. Profile photo of littlexmew
    littlexmew Female 13-17
    133 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 4:11 pm
    Sucks to be the cop :3
  77. Profile photo of death123
    death123 Male 13-17
    107 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    lawl
  78. Profile photo of dfcrackhead
    dfcrackhead Male 13-17
    327 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 5:05 pm
    I had to turn my volume way up just to hear, but it was funny as hell "hey whats this right here?" "Thats mah penis" "O.k. thats your penis"
  79. Profile photo of Purplefreak
    Purplefreak Female 18-29
    158 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 7:47 pm
    HAHAHAHAH OH MAN! THAT IS HILARIOUS.
  80. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 10:58 pm
    "That`s my GUN bab- OW WHAT THE F*CK!?"

    "Had to shoot out your "gun", sorry man."

  81. Profile photo of rro
    rro Female 13-17
    182 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 2:30 am
    I would`ve expected that guy to punch the cop.
  82. Profile photo of Adoras
    Adoras Male 18-29
    265 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 5:54 am
    i like how is pants were so low that his penis was above the waist line... pull ur pants up boy... and eww
  83. Profile photo of FxyRoxy777
    FxyRoxy777 Female 18-29
    652 posts
    January 7, 2009 at 9:39 am
    lmao oh boy
  84. Profile photo of tendaystil
    tendaystil Female 18-29
    2 posts
    January 7, 2009 at 12:15 pm
    that dude handled it really well.
  85. Profile photo of jcp
    jcp Female 18-29
    78 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    well his pants should be covering his penis. not his shirt. poor cop.
  86. Profile photo of Cataclism0
    Cataclism0 Male 18-29
    212 posts
    January 10, 2009 at 8:08 am
    the cop made no mistake. he thought he was checking his stomach. pull up your pants idiots
  87. Profile photo of Justin9325
    Justin9325 Male 18-29
    260 posts
    November 3, 2011 at 7:34 pm
    oh god!
  88. Profile photo of Justin9325
    Justin9325 Male 18-29
    260 posts
    November 3, 2011 at 7:43 pm
    lol
  89. Profile photo of Justin9325
    Justin9325 Male 18-29
    260 posts
    November 3, 2011 at 7:47 pm
    hahahahahahahahahahaha
  90. Profile photo of Justin9325
    Justin9325 Male 18-29
    260 posts
    November 3, 2011 at 7:47 pm
    i didn`t watch the videos
  91. Profile photo of Justin9325
    Justin9325 Male 18-29
    260 posts
    November 3, 2011 at 7:47 pm
    N! THAT IS HILARIOUS.
    dfcrackhead
    Male, 13-17, Eastern US
    328 Posts Sunday, January 04, 2009 5:05:28 PM
    I had to turn my volume way up just to hear, but it was funny as hell "hey whats this r
  92. Profile photo of Justin9325
    Justin9325 Male 18-29
    260 posts
    November 3, 2011 at 7:48 pm
    I should though
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    Justin9325 Male 18-29
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    November 3, 2011 at 7:48 pm
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    Justin9325 Male 18-29
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    November 3, 2011 at 7:48 pm
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    Justin9325 Male 18-29
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    November 3, 2011 at 7:48 pm
    70!

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