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50 Responses to Candidate For Stupidest Teenage Of 2009

  1. Profile photo of Kurei
    Kurei Male 18-29
    58 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 9:05 am
    Link: Candidate For Stupidest Teenage Of 2009 - `Hello 911, I`m driving drunk.`
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    TunaKitteh Female 13-17
    47 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 9:14 am
    That`s good that she`s trying to help herself with her addiction.
  3. Profile photo of ChronicJ
    ChronicJ Male 18-29
    353 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 9:16 am
    "Candidate For Stupidest Teenage Of 2009"

    Ahem... We have the winner for the best speller so far, or runner-up in grammar.

  4. Profile photo of Sillii
    Sillii Female 13-17
    332 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 9:19 am
    I don`t see how it`s stupid. :/ It probably was a cry for help.
  5. Profile photo of CharlieA
    CharlieA Male 18-29
    502 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 9:19 am
    lol, J
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    CharlieA Male 18-29
    502 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 9:23 am
    Facepalm.. I just got the grammar part J, LOL!
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    necropedo Male 13-17
    21 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 9:38 am
    This is what Jesus would do if he got drunk... and if he lived in the world of today. It`s not necessarily "stupid" of the girl, but kind of... righteous.
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    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2029 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 9:49 am
    Wow... I wouldn`t call that stupid, just... interesting.
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    whipsmart Female 18-29
    666 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 10:32 am
    Good for her. It seems that she is looking for help, not being stupid.
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    ilovetristan Female 18-29
    663 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 11:01 am
    She was just trying to get help. :/
    I don`t think she`s stupid at all.
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    SM25 Male 13-17
    562 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 11:05 am
    Is she an idiot?
  12. Profile photo of MarthFador
    MarthFador Female 18-29
    1004 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 11:10 am
    Life spiraling out of control? At 17? I don`t think calling herself in for driving drunk is her main problem.
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    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2389 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 11:21 am
    Perhaps an AA meeting?
  14. Profile photo of Aleighsuh
    Aleighsuh Female 13-17
    102 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 11:41 am
    smart girl. in fact, shes my inspiration
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    in2gooh Female 18-29
    317 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 11:47 am
    I thought that was really responsible of her. not stupid.

    stupid would have been if she had continued drunk driving and would have ended up injuring herself or others

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    jdjd5883 Male 18-29
    883 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 11:57 am
    that`s crazy. im listening to rocky racoon, and just as the page loaded what do i hear?

    "Somewhere in the black mountain hills of dakota"

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    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
    1559 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 12:04 pm
    Ummmm, she called 911 because she had no idea where she was going, pretteh smart girl if you ask meh.
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    SoxXxhXcxSeX Female 18-29
    497 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 12:06 pm
    this is why i only host a fancy party with a piano once a month with everything white plus it takes time to make this look fancy as hell
  19. Profile photo of MarthFador
    MarthFador Female 18-29
    1004 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 12:16 pm
    .....can`t we ban SoxXxhXcxSeX just for being retarded? Please?
  20. Profile photo of spazking
    spazking Male 18-29
    301 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    .....just to let them know ahead of time
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    SoCal Male 18-29
    650 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    MarthFador, i Think soxXx is 40 yearold fat man that stays in front of his computer most of his life eating doritos and cheetos and drinking a 2L of Pepsi. So he is used to rejection.
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    SoCal Male 18-29
    650 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 12:34 pm
    MarthFador, i Think soxXx is 40 yearold fat man that stays in front of his computer most of his life eating doritos and cheetos and drinking a 2L of Pepsi. So he is used to rejection.
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    xParanoia Female 18-29
    768 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 1:20 pm
    Thank you, J.
    Stupidest is not a word. Also, teenage?
    Don`t insult if you can`t back yourself up, thanks.
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    11Volcom11 Male 18-29
    503 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 2:54 pm
    Wow candidate for dumbest post. First, this girl did a good thing taking responcibility for her actions. Secondly, "stupidest". No more to be said...
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    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 2:54 pm
    i would say she`s prolly smarter than most teens i know of who drive drunk...
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    YummyUkulele Female 13-17
    155 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 3:26 pm
    @ Kurei: "Stupidest" and "Teenage" = FAIL.

    Also, she didn`t get arrested for drunk driving - she wasn`t even driving. She took responsibility so that she didn`t hurt herself or someone else and to maybe try to improve her lifestyle. If you think this is a stupid move on her part, maybe you`ll reconsider if you were to get hit by a drunk driver.

    Therefore, I hereby declare this post to be full of fail.

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    bmanthe2 Male 13-17
    390 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 3:32 pm
    Full of fail. the call was a "call for help" because her "life was spiraling out of control". That being said, I`d say she`s actually one of the smarter teenageR`s. She actually tried to get help.
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    FreshMint Male 18-29
    181 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 3:34 pm
    She called for help as she recognized she had trouble she doesnt manage to handle. She is not stupid, she decided to be responsible.

    Your post is candidate for IAB Biggest Fail of 2009.

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    Mindless2164 Male 18-29
    499 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    To me it just sounds like an attention whore.

    "Hi! Cops! I`m driving drunk, because I hate my mom, and I`ve been drinking all the time for 2 weeks because my life is miserable, WOHOOO!"

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    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    im not sure if its an attention whore or somebody who genuinly wants help :S
  31. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 4:28 pm
    Yeah... im going with idiot.

    Why dont you.... call a cab... then get help?


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    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 4:29 pm
    oh, and my dictionary has the word stupidest, along with stupider
  33. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2066 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 4:47 pm
    Drunk driving alone makes people a candidate for the stupidest person of whatever year.
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    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 4:59 pm
    I think she genuinely wanted the help.
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    Tikitac Male 18-29
    115 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 5:40 pm
    I dont think she was stupid if she did it just for the help.
  36. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 8:47 pm
    Um... not that I`m encouraging drink-driving, anyone who drives a car after even 1 beer is a douchebag IMHO (check the studies, even 1 beer affects your reaction and perception time dangerously), BUT... "she was arrested for failing to have control of her vehicle while intoxicated... Her keys were in her purse and she was parked... She did tell us that she had been driving around for hours."

    WTF?? You can`t arrest someone for being in a parked car, you can only arrest them if you actually OBSERVE them driving while drunk. Her SAYING she had been driving is only the hearsay of an intoxicated and therefore legally inadmissable witness. I suggest she has a case to sue for false arrest here, no matter how much she was "crying out for help" in their opinion.

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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 9:04 pm
    I agree with Lion, something seems fishy about the whole thing. But in all fairness, she probably was driving.
  38. Profile photo of icykitten
    icykitten Male 13-17
    103 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 9:44 pm
    Waaiitttt, shes 17 and didn`t get charged for drinking underage???????
  39. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1370 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 10:00 pm
    Hey, at least she didn`t kill or cripple someone, better to spend a night in the pokey with your record sealed than to take a life.
  40. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 10:02 pm
    " I suggest she has a case to sue for false arrest here, no matter how much she was "crying out for help" in their opinion."


    If she didn`t want them to arrest her, she wouldn`t have called. She really wanted them to... so why would she sue for false arrest? I mean... she could.... but why would she want to is my question.

  41. Profile photo of SuperJesus
    SuperJesus Male 13-17
    388 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 10:31 pm
    She was arrested for failing to have control of her vehicle WHILE PARKED?

    Wow, either it`s a false arrest or that bitch SUCKS at driving.

  42. Profile photo of aBISS
    aBISS Male 13-17
    506 posts
    January 3, 2009 at 11:52 pm
    "Waaiitttt, shes 17 and didn`t get charged for drinking underage???????"

    Not all cops are non-nice individuals..

  43. Profile photo of teiso
    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 12:14 am
    It wasn`t an act of stupidity, it was an act of willingness to face the consequences of her actions and a plea for help. She knew what she was doing. Could end up being the smartest thing she does.
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    Tarkon Male 18-29
    47 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 1:42 am
    It isn`t false arrest - she wasn`t arrested for drunk driving (since she wasn`t driving at the time) - she was arrested for public intoxication and underage drinking. And she wasn`t stupid, she had the introspection to see what was happening to her, and called for help. I hope she gets it. She shouldn`t be condemned for calling 911 - she may have saved her life in numerous ways (and maybe someone else`s too).
  45. Profile photo of zhontonjane
    zhontonjane Female 50-59
    34 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 3:01 am
    Stupid? Not at all. She made the best choice to call the police. It not only may have saved her life, but someone elses.
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    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1655 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 6:18 am
    Awww, I wanna give her a hug :(
    Even if she did steal my award ;)
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    firefliet Female 18-29
    1233 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 11:21 am
    Why the hell did Newsweek split that into two pages? There was _one_ drating sentence on page 2! No need for that gay splitting-of-articles-into-millions-of-short pages that is so popular now.
  48. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 10:57 pm
    I think she was smart.
  49. Profile photo of Kurei
    Kurei Male 18-29
    58 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 10:12 pm
    In my defense i submitted the title as Girl reports her own DUI but apparently the moderator changed the title and caption
  50. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 11:06 pm
    They like to do that, Kurei. They even misspelled words in one of my submissions...

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