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Date: 01/04/09 03:37 PM

86 Responses to Bizarre 30-Second Japanese Commercial

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18853 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    Link: Bizarre 30-Second Japanese Commercial - Are there any other kind?
  2. Profile photo of Androgynous
    Androgynous Male 18-29
    757 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 4:42 pm
    ...I was...expecting a scene from some hentai to play out...o_o

  3. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9240 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 4:45 pm
    Am I the only one to see one of the octipus` "testicals" go up the lady`s leg?
  4. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 4:45 pm
    W.T.F

    translation please??

  5. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 4:46 pm
    tentacle panth, not testicle... big difference
  6. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 4:46 pm
    I`m pretty sure this was posted before...
    But still weird either way, what do we expect though, its the Japanese :P
  7. Profile photo of Armanith
    Armanith Female 18-29
    354 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 4:47 pm
    O_0 allllllllllllllrighty then...
  8. Profile photo of idontknow951
    idontknow951 Male 18-29
    908 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 4:47 pm
    fancylad reposted! It was here 4 months ago.
  9. Profile photo of JokeWolf
    JokeWolf Male 18-29
    108 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 4:52 pm
    What the hell was in that bottle?
  10. Profile photo of trashcan7
    trashcan7 Male 13-17
    564 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 4:53 pm
    Would be better with a translation.
  11. Profile photo of iluvfood
    iluvfood Male 13-17
    324 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 5:02 pm
    it was either lotion or toothpaste
  12. Profile photo of Challenger23
    Challenger23 Female 18-29
    346 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 5:06 pm
    anti itch cream I believe. o.o
  13. Profile photo of Gexxo
    Gexxo Male 18-29
    673 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 5:07 pm
    Wooo, hooray for tentacle rape!
  14. Profile photo of tornadofdoom
    tornadofdoom Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 5:14 pm
    Gexxo: True that
  15. Profile photo of Cayday
    Cayday Female 18-29
    143 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    Ahh!

    And she is so calm with these tentacles grabbing on her head and clothes.
    Well, that is an every day occurence in Japan.

    Rape by tentacle.
    *sigh*

  16. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    clearly it`s anti-octopus cream
  17. Profile photo of bmanthe2
    bmanthe2 Male 13-17
    390 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 5:18 pm
    Thank you Japan...
  18. Profile photo of Scott_2150
    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 5:20 pm
    "What the hell was in that bottle? "

    Itchiban, lipstick for men.
    Haha

  19. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 5:23 pm
    The Japanese sure love their tentacles
  20. Profile photo of MORNAF1
    MORNAF1 Male 13-17
    557 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 5:27 pm
    i couldn`t pay attention, the whole time i was thinking "tentacle rape" but then i was disappointed
  21. Profile photo of jdjd5883
    jdjd5883 Male 18-29
    883 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 5:39 pm
    TENTIIIIICLESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
  22. Profile photo of jdjd5883
    jdjd5883 Male 18-29
    883 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 5:41 pm
    0:21. octopus, "i came"
  23. Profile photo of YuliasAcups
    YuliasAcups Female 18-29
    69 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 5:45 pm
    that was actually very cute.
  24. Profile photo of Berberry
    Berberry Female 18-29
    161 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 5:58 pm
    Mmm reminds me of hentai. I LOVES IT! :)
  25. Profile photo of Ultimated
    Ultimated Male 13-17
    147 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 5:59 pm
    lotion for octopusses? :O
  26. Profile photo of Xan238
    Xan238 Male 18-29
    287 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    what it it with the Japanese and tentacles?
  27. Profile photo of awesomo
    awesomo Male 13-17
    245 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 6:24 pm
    god bless america...because i`ve seen worse.
  28. Profile photo of sporkachoon
    sporkachoon Male 30-39
    18 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 6:33 pm
    YOSH!
  29. Profile photo of sporkachoon
    sporkachoon Male 30-39
    18 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 6:36 pm
    Oh, and here is Pizza La!
  30. Profile photo of OptiSkiver
    OptiSkiver Male 18-29
    81 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 6:58 pm
    I could use some of what she`s selling. My tentacles itch... >.<;
  31. Profile photo of ericdee
    ericdee Male 18-29
    182 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 7:02 pm
    Yay, the end logo looks like the Facebook logo! :D
  32. Profile photo of sarahxoxo
    sarahxoxo Female 18-29
    493 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 7:14 pm
    I assume it was for a Japanese version of KY Jelly.
  33. Profile photo of HOLYCRAP1234
    HOLYCRAP1234 Male 13-17
    1468 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 7:52 pm
    This is quite ungodly.
  34. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 8:40 pm
    > Berberry
    > reminds me of hentai

    You mean the temporary body-art alternative to permanent tattoos, plant dye popular in India?

    What?

  35. Profile photo of WRNKLDTITFUZ
    WRNKLDTITFUZ Male 18-29
    313 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 8:47 pm
    maybe its contact solution ha
  36. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 9:16 pm
    Why is this slightly erotic?
  37. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 9:32 pm
    Thats how those asian bukake start, tentical rapd D".
  38. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 9:41 pm
    Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. Over?
  39. Profile photo of Khast
    Khast Male 30-39
    183 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 9:46 pm
    Finally our prayers have been answered! MORE TENTICLES.....wait...hold on a second. No penetration?!?! Something`s wrong with this picture....
  40. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 9:50 pm
    C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BRAKER
  41. Profile photo of TunaKitteh
    TunaKitteh Female 13-17
    47 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 9:53 pm
    Ugh wtf?
  42. Profile photo of KannaLilly
    KannaLilly Female 13-17
    635 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 10:42 pm
    Looks like an ad for liquid bandaid or something...
    TENTICLE RAPE!!!!!!!!!
    We`re all thinking it.
  43. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1264 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 11:36 pm
    I imagine the meeting for marketing ideas began with
    "Ok this might sound a bit weird but bear with me for a second; how do you feel about octopuses?"
  44. Profile photo of Eichenkatze
    Eichenkatze Male 18-29
    780 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 12:14 am
    So... here`s the question I have.
    What was this selling?
    She put a drop of something in the tentacle of the octopus.. or whatever that was.. so we have it narrowed.

    Hand cream
    Contact Lens fluid
    Eye drops
    and.... what else do we think?

  45. Profile photo of marvinius
    marvinius Male 18-29
    357 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 12:44 am
    it`s selling lube....no question about that...
  46. Profile photo of prankmaster
    prankmaster Male 13-17
    9 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 12:45 am
    does anyone speek chinese or japanese here?!

  47. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 1:02 am
    Rofl
  48. Profile photo of D3
    D3 Male 13-17
    722 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 1:58 am
    Was that IRL hentai?
  49. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 2:42 am
    "Was that IRL hentai?"

    we think alike.

  50. Profile photo of Justbeodd
    Justbeodd Female 13-17
    250 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 3:38 am
    Happy Squid! XD
  51. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 4:09 am
    It`s like the video with the penis monster with peni for tenticals.


    Anyone seen it? It`s an excellent video.

  52. Profile photo of xRedheadx3
    xRedheadx3 Female 13-17
    2045 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 4:47 am
    O_O

    they`re just getting weirder and weirder...

  53. Profile photo of SM25
    SM25 Male 13-17
    562 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 5:30 am
    "Let me just get my tenticle up there.....oh there it is"
  54. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 7:16 am
    "Looks like an ad for liquid bandaid or something...
    TENTICLE RAPE!!!!!!!!!
    We`re all thinking it."

    Yes. we are... ;D

  55. Profile photo of Cambaprecoz
    Cambaprecoz Male 13-17
    21 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 8:17 am
    It`s actualy a commercial for that new "Tentacle Grape" soda.
    SO watch out, cause you`re gonna get graped!
  56. Profile photo of kinky-kitty
    kinky-kitty Female 13-17
    4 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 8:20 am
    HAHAHA, japanes are REALLY strange.
  57. Profile photo of Berenice
    Berenice Female 13-17
    536 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 10:05 am
    This was posted last year in April xP
  58. Profile photo of Berenice
    Berenice Female 13-17
    536 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 10:06 am
    Oh, and that one said it was anti-itch cream
  59. Profile photo of rgsupergrove
    rgsupergrove Male 18-29
    899 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 10:09 am
    The subconcious tentacle rape theme just pushes its way into my mind.

    Just like weeble an bob.... HEHE

  60. Profile photo of tenshin
    tenshin Female 13-17
    75 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 10:40 am
    tentacle rape! agreed. haha...
  61. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 12:11 pm
    all the more proof that the japanese are strange... and threfore, cool
  62. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 12:20 pm
    The cthulhu has an Asian fetish.
  63. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    Lol, i knew they were into tentacles.....
  64. Profile photo of Ty-Force
    Ty-Force Male 18-29
    400 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 1:53 pm
    I`d do her.
  65. Profile photo of shinu
    shinu Male 18-29
    1387 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 2:06 pm
    its a product for athletes foot, called "piroeesu." thats all i got from it.
  66. Profile photo of unsub
    unsub Female 18-29
    924 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 2:18 pm
    "Bizarre 30-Second Japanese Commercial. Are there any other kind?"
    ---------------------------
    Of course there are other kind ... bizarre 20-second commercials, 40-second commercials, ...
  67. Profile photo of Poreka
    Poreka Female 13-17
    710 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 2:19 pm
    Tentacle hentai!
  68. Profile photo of Blacksun1212
    Blacksun1212 Male 13-17
    266 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 2:21 pm
    What, is it like lotion for your pet octopus?
  69. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    it probably made more sense if we could understand what they were saying.
  70. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!?!?
  71. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 6:02 pm
    Wow.. tentacles are a big part of the culture there, eh?
  72. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 6:20 pm
    "it probably made more sense if we could understand what they were saying. "
    ha ha ha ha ha
    having foreign girlfriends has a purpose you know

    I WILL NEVER TELL!

  73. Profile photo of Mahsugina
    Mahsugina Male 13-17
    76 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 6:27 pm
    Japanese girls plus tentacles can`t ever go wrong!
  74. Profile photo of TehTy
    TehTy Male 13-17
    112 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 10:27 pm
    Tentacle rape: A common occurance in Japan
  75. Profile photo of nospoons
    nospoons Male 18-29
    184 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 2:09 am
    Sigh the japanese are so much more prepared than us for tentacle based monster attacks. We would be so screwed without that bottle of whatever.
  76. Profile photo of gooberooberw
    gooberooberw Male 13-17
    13 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 6:54 am
    and i thought i was gonna be the only one to bring up tentacle rape
  77. Profile photo of lesmith11
    lesmith11 Female 18-29
    203 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 9:31 am
    a treatment for acne? or an aphrodisiac? Hmm...
  78. Profile photo of Spiralz2k8
    Spiralz2k8 Male 13-17
    284 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 1:31 pm
    Lol. Tentacales
  79. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 2:46 pm
    Oh, the Japanese and their tentacles.

    Is it wrong if I have achieved an erection?

  80. Profile photo of Quik2TheStab
    Quik2TheStab Male 18-29
    661 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 3:26 pm
    is this a commercial for acid?
  81. Profile photo of Spartano3
    Spartano3 Male 13-17
    234 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 3:49 pm
    anti ich cream?
  82. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 11:41 pm
    personal lube perhaps?
  83. Profile photo of FxyRoxy777
    FxyRoxy777 Female 18-29
    652 posts
    January 7, 2009 at 8:20 am
    i wonder what that crap does
  84. Profile photo of 2otto2
    2otto2 Male 30-39
    117 posts
    January 7, 2009 at 9:07 am
    Chtulhu`s housemaid?
  85. Profile photo of stopmoclay
    stopmoclay Male 18-29
    17 posts
    January 7, 2009 at 12:34 pm
    Japanese + girl + tentacles = Hentai
  86. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 9:08 pm
    *Is there any other kind :S

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