Bike Faceplant Off Truck Bed

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny
http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1231204127/Very_Painful_Bike_Faceplant_Off_Truck_Bed

The first entry of the year in the 2009 stupid kid bike faceplant competition sets the bar very high! (Some NSFW ads.)
There are 48 comments:
Male 1,403
Was the "You alright?" really necessary? Also, it sounded a lot like his dad, which makes you ask yourself, "Why isn`t this dad nominated for parent of the year?"
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Male 35
this one means one thing, god hates people who wear their hat sideways
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Male 1,164
@osiris whats with the dog wearing people clothes?
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Female 1,653
hahaha I lol`ed when he started squealing.
Wtf did he expect to happen?
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Male 276
I like the colour of the sky in the background, very pretty.
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Male 1,164
"u wanna help me get this drating bike off of me"

AWESOME

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Female 1,063
"You alright?"
"Uh yes I am my good friend. I`ve only just inplanted my face into the ground and now I`m bloody and probably missing some teeth, but yeah, I`m good. Thank you so much for asking. You are such an awesome friend!"

I will never tire of seeing idiots do idiotic things like this. They get what they deserve, lmao.

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Male 220
Well that`s gonna hurt in the morning
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Male 166
HAHA!!!
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Male 46
@Osiris... nothing, i just really liked V for Vendetta and thought it looked cool, lol i dont have a better reason for it
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Male 400
Pussy
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Male 524
Anyone else notice that it looked like he was clutching his nuts? i checked to see if they hit the seat or anything, but nothing.
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Male 390
When i first watched i thought ouch! but stupid video.
then they did the slo mo replay.
hearing his deep voice calmly say "goddamnit" why his face his plummeting to the earth?
priceless.
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Male 610
i love how he screams "FFF******CCCKK!!!!!" and is still able to scream like a little girl
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Male 3,058
@ Geliax: What`s with the fictional fascist symbol for your avatar?
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Female 354
well, I guess stuntman is out as a carrer option if he`s going to cry like a wuss
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Male 210
i liked how he like cried and then was perfectly fine a few seconds later
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Male 46
Darwin Award! ... Natural selection just isn`t what it used to be... I love how even in slow motion he has a very high pitched voice lol
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Male 1,256
Soooooo much better in slow motion, despite the fact that his petty whimpers are still high enough for only dogs to hear.
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Male 21
lol he was screaming like a stuck pig....dumbass
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Male 276
That was the first slow motion replay I`ve ever enjoyed. I can`t stop laughing.
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Female 15,763
D:

That kid was in so much pain...

Oh god...

Dx I can`t get it out of my head!

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Male 503
yea that was pretty solid. i never understand the kids that dont let go of the handle bars and smash there face... i thought it was common knowledge =/
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Male 2,238
what did he THINK was gunna happen?
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Male 4,004
I love the natural human reaction to someone getting hurt.

"Are you all right?"

I`ve done it, I`ve seen others do it. I believe it is a primal instinct, when you see someone hurt, the survivalist instinct kicks in with a subconscious response, to not help, but check to see if they`re still fit to carry on with the tribe to hunt for food.

Either that, or it`s just a panic reaction, in which you only want to find out what is wrong and what you can do to help, but you`re not actually checking to see if the person`s is in fact "all right"

I think of these things.

I saw my brother fall off a quarter pipe, from the top, onto his face, and I asked if he was all right. On the same note; I`ve seen a friend break his leg, and someone asked "Are you all right?" even though the leg was clearly bent in an area where most of us don`t have a joint.

It was obvious he was not all right, and after assassing the situation, we call an ambulance...but the initial

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Male 182
I hate how we can`t see the impact. Bad cinematography right there. Tsk, tsk.
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Female 924
Why do people in these videos always ask "Are you alright?" and continue filming instead of helping? I just don`t get it.

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Male 7,378
faceplant vids are (to me) the hardest videos to watch
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Male 230
The sick part is that the camera man is probably is father... nice parenting.
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Male 38
That was hilarious! Yeah, the cameraman`s reaction was funny too.
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Male 722
OH MY GOD I LOL`D SO HARD!
"Goddammit! OW! *squeals*"
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Male 1,718
ahh ugh ahh. the sound. ugh
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Male 2,388
I thought the kid was being a pussy cos of his helmet... it was a baseball cap
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Male 240
J4y, do you even know what uber means? Or what language it`s from? Anyway, ouch. That had to hurt. And those adverts, Jesus Christ, Vimax has BOUGHT THE INTERNETS.
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Male 285
i give kudos to the camera man for basicly not caring ..
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Male 511
sounds like naruto in the english dubs
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Male 1,357
Ahhh thats lightened up my day. The "Dumb Faceplant Award" is gonna b a fight this year haha
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Male 156
Tony, thats exactly what I was thinking.
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Male 427
his painful cries makes it all the more funny
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Male 3,296
prime failure
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Male 715
Maybe it`s just my opinion, but you should probably practice a stunt a few times and get it right before you invite someone to record your stupidity when you fail miserably.
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Male 562
You know i bet he just got that on chritmas day and its on the back of his dads truck. Love the way he says "God dammit" just be4 he face plants.
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Male 562
Slow-Motion FTW!!! Cry little boy, i will drink your tears like wine.
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Male 502
"I love how his dad or brother keeps filming while the kid screams out in pain."

And then they post it on the web. :/ .... and we all get a laugh out of the kid. :)

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Male 382
Uber Pwnt!
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Male 1,365
Ouch, kid was too small for the bike. I love how his dad or brother keeps filming while the kid screams out in pain.
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Male 882
oh GODDAMN!!!

that was some of the best slo-mo i`ve seen in a while.

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Male 20,825
Link: Bike Faceplant Off Truck Bed [Rate Link] - The first entry of the year in the 2009 stupid kid bike faceplant competition sets the bar very high! (Some NSFW ads.)
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