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Date: 01/06/09 12:09 PM

49 Responses to Bike Faceplant Off Truck Bed

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18927 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 11:05 am
    Link: Bike Faceplant Off Truck Bed - The first entry of the year in the 2009 stupid kid bike faceplant competition sets the bar very high! (Some NSFW ads.)
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    jdjd5883 Male 18-29
    883 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 12:13 pm
    oh GODDAMN!!!

    that was some of the best slo-mo i`ve seen in a while.

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    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1366 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    Ouch, kid was too small for the bike. I love how his dad or brother keeps filming while the kid screams out in pain.
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    J4Y Male 13-17
    382 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    Uber Pwnt!
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    CharlieA Male 18-29
    502 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 12:19 pm
    "I love how his dad or brother keeps filming while the kid screams out in pain."

    And then they post it on the web. :/ .... and we all get a laugh out of the kid. :)

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    SM25 Male 13-17
    562 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 12:19 pm
    Slow-Motion FTW!!! Cry little boy, i will drink your tears like wine.
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    SM25 Male 13-17
    562 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    You know i bet he just got that on chritmas day and its on the back of his dads truck. Love the way he says "God dammit" just be4 he face plants.
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    trailleadr Male 40-49
    715 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    Maybe it`s just my opinion, but you should probably practice a stunt a few times and get it right before you invite someone to record your stupidity when you fail miserably.
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    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 12:43 pm
    prime failure
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    kamietsu Male 18-29
    427 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 1:00 pm
    his painful cries makes it all the more funny
  11. Profile photo of KoolaidDylan
    KoolaidDylan Male 13-17
    156 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    Tony, thats exactly what I was thinking.
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    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    Ahhh thats lightened up my day. The "Dumb Faceplant Award" is gonna b a fight this year haha
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    MisuriX Male 18-29
    512 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    sounds like naruto in the english dubs
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    Fa11enAnge1z Male 18-29
    285 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    i give kudos to the camera man for basicly not caring ..
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    SirKevin Male 13-17
    240 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 1:32 pm
    J4y, do you even know what uber means? Or what language it`s from? Anyway, ouch. That had to hurt. And those adverts, Jesus Christ, Vimax has BOUGHT THE INTERNETS.
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    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 1:44 pm
    I thought the kid was being a pussy cos of his helmet... it was a baseball cap
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    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 1:59 pm
    ahh ugh ahh. the sound. ugh
  18. Profile photo of D3
    D3 Male 13-17
    722 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 2:19 pm
    OH MY GOD I LOL`D SO HARD!
    "Goddammit! OW! *squeals*"
  19. Profile photo of Foogle
    Foogle Male 18-29
    38 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 2:32 pm
    That was hilarious! Yeah, the cameraman`s reaction was funny too.
  20. Profile photo of dougsimpson
    dougsimpson Male 18-29
    230 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 2:38 pm
    The sick part is that the camera man is probably is father... nice parenting.
  21. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 2:39 pm
    faceplant vids are (to me) the hardest videos to watch
  22. Profile photo of unsub
    unsub Female 18-29
    924 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 3:20 pm
    Why do people in these videos always ask "Are you alright?" and continue filming instead of helping? I just don`t get it.

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    ericdee Male 18-29
    182 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 4:10 pm
    I hate how we can`t see the impact. Bad cinematography right there. Tsk, tsk.
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    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 4:12 pm
    I love the natural human reaction to someone getting hurt.

    "Are you all right?"

    I`ve done it, I`ve seen others do it. I believe it is a primal instinct, when you see someone hurt, the survivalist instinct kicks in with a subconscious response, to not help, but check to see if they`re still fit to carry on with the tribe to hunt for food.

    Either that, or it`s just a panic reaction, in which you only want to find out what is wrong and what you can do to help, but you`re not actually checking to see if the person`s is in fact "all right"

    I think of these things.

    I saw my brother fall off a quarter pipe, from the top, onto his face, and I asked if he was all right. On the same note; I`ve seen a friend break his leg, and someone asked "Are you all right?" even though the leg was clearly bent in an area where most of us don`t have a joint.

    It was obvious he was not all right, and after assassing the situation, we call an ambulance...but the initial

  25. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    what did he THINK was gunna happen?
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    11Volcom11 Male 18-29
    503 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 4:23 pm
    yea that was pretty solid. i never understand the kids that dont let go of the handle bars and smash there face... i thought it was common knowledge =/
  27. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 4:26 pm
    D:

    That kid was in so much pain...

    Oh god...

    Dx I can`t get it out of my head!

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    SerFox Male 18-29
    276 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 4:44 pm
    That was the first slow motion replay I`ve ever enjoyed. I can`t stop laughing.
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    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 4:58 pm
    the first slow motion made me laugh. probably the first slow motion ive seen where the voice was distorted, but enough to sound clear and almost like a person said it


    what a dumbass

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    Lax2552 Male 13-17
    21 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 5:03 pm
    lol he was screaming like a stuck pig....dumbass
  31. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    Soooooo much better in slow motion, despite the fact that his petty whimpers are still high enough for only dogs to hear.
  32. Profile photo of Geliax
    Geliax Male 18-29
    46 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 5:38 pm
    Darwin Award! ... Natural selection just isn`t what it used to be... I love how even in slow motion he has a very high pitched voice lol
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    reDonkulous Male 18-29
    210 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 5:42 pm
    i liked how he like cried and then was perfectly fine a few seconds later
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    Armanith Female 18-29
    354 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 6:05 pm
    well, I guess stuntman is out as a carrer option if he`s going to cry like a wuss
  35. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 6:30 pm
    @ Geliax: What`s with the fictional fascist symbol for your avatar?
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    last_ninja Male 18-29
    610 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 6:39 pm
    i love how he screams "FFF******CCCKK!!!!!" and is still able to scream like a little girl
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    bmanthe2 Male 13-17
    390 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 8:04 pm
    When i first watched i thought ouch! but stupid video.
    then they did the slo mo replay.
    hearing his deep voice calmly say "goddamnit" why his face his plummeting to the earth?
    priceless.
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    outfire Male 13-17
    524 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 8:38 pm
    Anyone else notice that it looked like he was clutching his nuts? i checked to see if they hit the seat or anything, but nothing.
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    Ty-Force Male 18-29
    400 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 8:58 pm
    Pussy
  40. Profile photo of Geliax
    Geliax Male 18-29
    46 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 9:02 pm
    @Osiris... nothing, i just really liked V for Vendetta and thought it looked cool, lol i dont have a better reason for it
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    KnightRockr Male 18-29
    167 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 11:25 pm
    HAHA!!!
  42. Profile photo of mardraum
    mardraum Male 18-29
    220 posts
    January 7, 2009 at 1:39 am
    Well that`s gonna hurt in the morning
  43. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1063 posts
    January 7, 2009 at 7:01 am
    "You alright?"
    "Uh yes I am my good friend. I`ve only just inplanted my face into the ground and now I`m bloody and probably missing some teeth, but yeah, I`m good. Thank you so much for asking. You are such an awesome friend!"

    I will never tire of seeing idiots do idiotic things like this. They get what they deserve, lmao.

  44. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    January 7, 2009 at 9:42 am
    "u wanna help me get this drating bike off of me"

    AWESOME

  45. Profile photo of SerFox
    SerFox Male 18-29
    276 posts
    January 7, 2009 at 9:44 am
    I like the colour of the sky in the background, very pretty.
  46. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    January 7, 2009 at 9:46 am
    hahaha I lol`ed when he started squealing.
    Wtf did he expect to happen?
  47. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    January 7, 2009 at 9:52 am
    @osiris whats with the dog wearing people clothes?
  48. Profile photo of slipkfighter
    slipkfighter Male 13-17
    35 posts
    January 7, 2009 at 5:58 pm
    this one means one thing, god hates people who wear their hat sideways
  49. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 9:33 pm
    Was the "You alright?" really necessary? Also, it sounded a lot like his dad, which makes you ask yourself, "Why isn`t this dad nominated for parent of the year?"

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