Barack And Michelle Fist Each Other

Submitted by: littlemissqt 8 years ago Funny
http://www.afrojacks.com/component/content/article/3-videos/2116-barack-and-michelle-fist-each-other

Wow, just... wow.
There are 98 comments:
Male 4,547
BB: congrats. :)

You and Opie both win the internet. Awesome day. :)

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Female 668
oh baalthazaq! i know! it was Taft!
woo i win
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Male 4,547
Cash: He is installing a basketball curt. Each president gets a budget to refit the whitehouse.

Previous presidents have added bowling alleys for example.

Trivia issue: Can any one remember which president was criticized for adding a bath?

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Male 319
I can`t wait until the day comes and he hangs a basketball net up in front of the White House garage.

Seriously, it would be funny. Oh, and I`m not a Yank, but Obama is okay in my books.

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Male 2,313
You know Michelle fists Barack.
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Female 649
yeah that`s what i thought cabbitt, that was really poor word choice
ahah our laughter for her expense :)
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Male 1
LOL
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Male 367
How many Grandmas just had heart attacks?
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Female 2,064
Hahahaha. Fisting. Niiiiice.
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Male 928
Fox always fails.
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Female 312
They played this repeatedly on Loveline last night. xD She says, "Hugging, kissing, fisting.." I`m pretty sure she meant like fist pounding/bumping.
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Female 4,028
..Wha? What did she really mean to say?
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Male 156
Larry Flint made `Nailin Palin`, he needs to do this one right now!
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Male 4,680
Methinks an obama themed karma sutra will be released soon because of this comment.
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Male 107
oh my! speechless! just wow!!

i`m with TRIXIEBLUE!!!!!! cept they have smiles on they`re faces like in "black hole sun" by sound garden hahahaha ooooOOOhh NooOOo!!

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Female 1,516
Ah, so romantic... makes me want to fist my fiance right now.
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Male 2,395
lolmistake
Yeah she meant to say fist bump, completely different things xD
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Female 1,063
ROFL, I have a pretty fked up picture in my mind now dammit!
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Female 134
ahhhhhahahahaha stupid b*tch.
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Male 493
...

Goodnight everybody!

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Male 502
She meant to say fist bump, not fist... lol
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Male 1,153
wait. what did she actually mean?
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Female 652
uhh.. okay?
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Male 451
this link was not what my filthy mind was hoping it would be
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Male 715
Wow, if your going to do a report on something you should know what the hell you`re talking about, and not say the wrong thing, making yourself look like an uneducated ass.

I really don`t care to know if they fist each other, and thank goodness there`s no video of them doing it. O.o

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Male 1,086
And um, fisting? Doesn`t go with those other things.
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Male 3,631
Thanks Mikeee, Halloween of 2006. And in case you were wondering, YES, it is still rotting on my patio.

13-17: still legal in some states.

And after browsing your avatar, I guess what you`re trying to say to those drunken partygoers is "Here`s YOUR sign!" I`m SOO gonna track-down your area code and call you for one sometime. Then we`re gonna get drunk as f*ck at my place and fist eachother all night. Er, *bump* as it were..

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Male 2,388
If America loves Obama anymore he`s going ascend to be with god or something

Was this news story really critical to my public safety???????????????????????????????????????????
>:{

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Male 265
Reporter probably meant the fist bump - knuckle bump they`ve done.
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Female 48
oh, so the obamas r kinky too?
I like them even more now! bahahahahaha!
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Female 239
lmao TDK Master
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Female 239
i really cant think of anything else she could have possibly meant by that...
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Male 615
Oh, my god. Wow.

What more can I say?

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Male 185
Do they really fist eachother and if so how the hell does that reporter know?
Or does that reporter not know what fisting is?
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Male 387
"i never real thought of a fist bump as a sign of intimacy.
also, i`ve always referred to a fist bump as "pounding it", which could be just as easily taken inappropriately out of context"

I don`t think you get what they`re talking about.

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Male 544
After she said it, I winced at every "f" sound she made. X-(
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Male 1,686
uh-hem...why would you say that? "they fist eachother" c`mon, think about it...its just wrong
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Female 312
Haha, lol. Michelle totally wears the pants. She`s just been toning it down.
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Female 107
Wow...Thats all I have to say..
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Male 2,245
i never real thought of a fist bump as a sign of intimacy.

also, i`ve always referred to a fist bump as "pounding it", which could be just as easily taken inappropriately out of context

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Male 504
Jesus Christ, Our Lord and Savior, Please have mercy on these stupid reject mofo`s who are so drating dumb that they are so drating cluless that they don`t get the sarcastic comments posted here in this thy forum. May they not walk into a busy intersection against a crosswalk light, for lo they are stupid drats.

Are you people serious?

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Female 101
Unfortunate choice of words *shakes head*...
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Male 868
I found this to be hilarious.
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Male 4,793
are there really people in the world that are this stupid? wowwwww. but seriously, its tradition for presidents and first ladys to fist eachother.
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Female 1,784
oh okie thanks :)
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Male 2,313
Oops.
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Male 353
@ lorah.. my link...it is not nasty.. make a fist.. someone else makes a fist.. you bump them together. It is like Cheers!
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Female 4,447
Thanks, Mikeeegeee, you reminded me I needed to get a new photo of the tat. Sorry for the bad photo and I still need to go in for minor touch-ups. We`ll get a better picture then. =D
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Female 1,784
lol ChronicJ
you said that dude was an attenchion whore but your posting just as much :P
and can you just tell me what fist bumping is.. I dont dare looking at a link incase its nasty lol
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Male 353
Attention whore: Mikeeegeee, based on his posts.
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Male 353
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Male 353
".....should i understand what was going on there <=\."

Not unless you are interested in a form of buttsecks, stranger than buttsecks.

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Female 1,784
whats fist bumping? :S
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Male 394
I have never heard of fisting or fist bumping in that matter, it`s called a pound.
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Male 317
Oh wow, Doug Simpson. Ladies, you must wanna be all OVER that D.

annnnnd Maromi, the easiest (and certainly cheesiest) thing to say would be "you look hot," but oh gourd would that ever be lame.

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Female 1,095
.....should i understand what was going on there <=\.
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Male 317
oh, shucks, I meant to end all of that with a "have a nice day everybody," or something to that extent. ah well.... whiskey anyway
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Male 317
SuperJesus, your profile pic is a tried and true classic. Educate the masses in the ways of the FSM.

Zombieoficer, i never noticed that that duck had a man`s mouth. It now creeps me the f*ck out.

norwish, i`ve never been very into Star Wars, but I enjoy the stylized portrayal of Vader.

Asspenny, Cyanide and Happiness is one of my truly favorite things. Great /great/ comic. And animations, for that matter.

Letsgopoping, you appear to be a strapping young lad as well.

Gunit, I do hope you are indeed a 50-59 year old woman with the name "Gunit" and a profile picture of lawlcats.

Flameofudan, is that spawn?

Kiersten, you`re probably pretty cute too, but way too mysterious for any of us to know.

fghj, sometimes I don`t feel that creative either.

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If I skipped anyone it was because they were on page two or because their profile pic was one of the premades. Now if you`ll excuse me, I`m off to drink a gallon of whiskey.

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Male 1,078
I jumped to an immature conclusion when I saw the title, but then I remembered the terrorist fist bump, so I called myself stupid. Then I realized that my immature conclusion was correct.
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Male 317
I like what Suicism did there. That compliment game of sorts. If I could see what you looked like, I`d undoubtedly pay you one. Though that is a pretty neat looking jack-o-lantern.

kmuggee is indeed pretty cute. also 15, however.

ghandi172 and shecter5 both appear to be handsome, strapping young sirs. Shecter in particular has some great hair.

And I`ve always dug Opie`s style and Ani187`s arm tattoo. It`s pretty sick.

I would love to say something for HighEndMeep, but I can`t help but think of optimus prime when I see that necklace.

ChronicJ your name is pretty awesome and you look cute as the dickens in your profile pic.

ReesesPieces: hilarious profile pic, and also a little suggestive as your name is in fact "ReesesPieces." Can never go wrong with double entendres.

WHOISIT12345, unfortunately I can`t say much as I`m only formulating 90% of this based on profile pic alone.

I would like Dilldog123`s profile pic on a t-shirt.

deathxtra needs to get with the t

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Male 56
i want to no how she knows that the most protected man on earth is fisting his wife
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Male 26
Lol @ Chronic... You mean the President and First Lady don`t shove their fists up each others` outboxes?
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Male 845
well not everyone gets to fist the president
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Male 353
@Lompocus Seriously, are you that frickin` stupid? We all get it... It`s called making fun of a gaffe you retard. Jesus Christ.
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Male 296
Fist...

AS IN FIST BUMPING! you idiots.

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Male 317
I feel like I`ll never be able to find anything humorous again, much like eric cartman of south park. This was perhaps the funniest thing i`ve ever seen.
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Male 3,631
Kmuggee, you`re pretty cute; I`m glad to know you are so familiar with the term.
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Male 26
LOL! "Couples need to feel physically bonded." Um... Michelle my hand is stuck.

And to think he placed his hand on the Lincoln Bible... She probably did a face/palm when she got off the air.

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Male 391
ummm......thats....interesting?
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Male 372
what was she actually trying to refer to?

pretty stupid thing to say on public TV. I mean doesn`t she even consider the words she`s about to say before she speaks them? even for a quarter of a second?

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Female 1,682
oh wow. and the other lady laughed to...she must have realized exactly what that lady said xD fisting. priceless =]
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Male 1,220
Well at least we know he`s not gay
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Female 850
Wow...That was extra special right there.
-special person clap for her!-
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Male 703
and she knows this how/??
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Male 1,347
lol yeah zombie you need that `bumping` part in there. i dont think theyre fisting each other, but maybe??
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Male 138
He did say this administration would be one of openness.
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Female 432
LOL.
She`s special. xD
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Male 2,028
Fisting... the presidential choice of action.
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Male 406
wow...
O_o.
that was special, to say the least
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Male 77
Well, OH.

Fist BUMPING.

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Male 387
And how did she know that?
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Male 2,788
Oh..
Oh, wow.
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Male 1,853
I`d like to know how she found out they fisted...
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Female 1,690
oh wow
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Male 4,393
X-( fail.
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Male 353
What`s the problem? They are married adults. If that is how they get they like to get off, so be it.
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Female 262
Way to go...fail.
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Female 4,447
omg..I can`t believe she said that on T.V. That`s just messed up.
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Female 15,763
Fist BUMP.

BUUUUMP.

That is the key word, there.

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Male 428
the video of them fisting eachother is posted...search it on google =/
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Female 681
AHAHAHAHAHAHAA
yeah,, we all have sick minds

if you don`t know what they mean by fisting,
go to urbandictionary.com
hahahaaha

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Male 247
lol. Big difference between fist bumping and fisting.
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Male 118
Fisting as in props
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Male 15
ahahahahhahahah she says it all innocently but the host starts laughing..
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Male 1,085
She is a crack head.
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Male 544
?!!!questionmark?
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Male 886
wait... what was the point of that video?
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Female 1,330
Link: Barack And Michelle Fist Each Other [Rate Link] - Wow, just... wow.
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