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Date: 01/22/09 03:25 PM

98 Responses to Barack And Michelle Fist Each Other

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1273 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 3:51 pm
    Link: Barack And Michelle Fist Each Other - Wow, just... wow.
  2. Profile photo of aero
    aero Male 18-29
    886 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 3:53 pm
    wait... what was the point of that video?
  3. Profile photo of pick_me
    pick_me Male 18-29
    544 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 4:17 pm
    ?!!!questionmark?
  4. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 4:20 pm
    She is a crack head.
  5. Profile photo of Brando760
    Brando760 Male 18-29
    15 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 4:21 pm
    ahahahahhahahah she says it all innocently but the host starts laughing..
  6. Profile photo of Monday
    Monday Male 13-17
    118 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    Fisting as in props
  7. Profile photo of andystevens
    andystevens Male 18-29
    247 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 4:25 pm
    lol. Big difference between fist bumping and fisting.
  8. Profile photo of kmuggee
    kmuggee Female 13-17
    681 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 4:27 pm
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAA
    yeah,, we all have sick minds

    if you don`t know what they mean by fisting,
    go to urbandictionary.com
    hahahaaha

  9. Profile photo of skillz3333
    skillz3333 Male 18-29
    428 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 4:28 pm
    the video of them fisting eachother is posted...search it on google =/
  10. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 4:29 pm
    Fist BUMP.

    BUUUUMP.

    That is the key word, there.

  11. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 4:30 pm
    omg..I can`t believe she said that on T.V. That`s just messed up.
  12. Profile photo of HighEndMeep
    HighEndMeep Female 18-29
    262 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 4:32 pm
    Way to go...fail.
  13. Profile photo of ChronicJ
    ChronicJ Male 18-29
    353 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 4:39 pm
    What`s the problem? They are married adults. If that is how they get they like to get off, so be it.
  14. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 4:41 pm
    X-( fail.
  15. Profile photo of ReesesPieces
    ReesesPieces Female 18-29
    1692 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 4:44 pm
    oh wow
  16. Profile photo of dilldog123
    dilldog123 Male 18-29
    1856 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    I`d like to know how she found out they fisted...
  17. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 4:49 pm
    Oh..
    Oh, wow.
  18. Profile photo of SuperJesus
    SuperJesus Male 13-17
    387 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 4:52 pm
    And how did she know that?
  19. Profile photo of Zombieoficer
    Zombieoficer Male 13-17
    77 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 4:53 pm
    Well, OH.

    Fist BUMPING.

  20. Profile photo of schecter5
    schecter5 Male 18-29
    406 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 4:59 pm
    wow...
    O_o.
    that was special, to say the least
  21. Profile photo of gandhi172
    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2028 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 5:05 pm
    Fisting... the presidential choice of action.
  22. Profile photo of norwish
    norwish Female 18-29
    432 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 5:06 pm
    LOL.
    She`s special. xD
  23. Profile photo of Toxicityrckr
    Toxicityrckr Male 18-29
    138 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 5:24 pm
    He did say this administration would be one of openness.
  24. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
    1348 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 5:35 pm
    lol yeah zombie you need that `bumping` part in there. i dont think theyre fisting each other, but maybe??
  25. Profile photo of letsgopoping
    letsgopoping Male 18-29
    703 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 5:37 pm
    and she knows this how/??
  26. Profile photo of Gunit1
    Gunit1 Female 13-17
    850 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 5:38 pm
    Wow...That was extra special right there.
    -special person clap for her!-
  27. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 5:45 pm
    Well at least we know he`s not gay
  28. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1682 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 5:47 pm
    oh wow. and the other lady laughed to...she must have realized exactly what that lady said xD fisting. priceless =]
  29. Profile photo of fghj
    fghj Male 30-39
    392 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 5:52 pm
    ummm......thats....interesting?
  30. Profile photo of JihadAllah
    JihadAllah Male 13-17
    372 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 5:52 pm
    what was she actually trying to refer to?

    pretty stupid thing to say on public TV. I mean doesn`t she even consider the words she`s about to say before she speaks them? even for a quarter of a second?

  31. Profile photo of bsanders2019
    bsanders2019 Male 18-29
    26 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 6:06 pm
    LOL! "Couples need to feel physically bonded." Um... Michelle my hand is stuck.

    And to think he placed his hand on the Lincoln Bible... She probably did a face/palm when she got off the air.

  32. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 6:06 pm
    Kmuggee, you`re pretty cute; I`m glad to know you are so familiar with the term.
  33. Profile photo of mikeeegeee
    mikeeegeee Male 18-29
    317 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 6:08 pm
    I feel like I`ll never be able to find anything humorous again, much like eric cartman of south park. This was perhaps the funniest thing i`ve ever seen.
  34. Profile photo of Lompocus
    Lompocus Male 13-17
    296 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 6:17 pm
    Fist...

    AS IN FIST BUMPING! you idiots.

  35. Profile photo of ChronicJ
    ChronicJ Male 18-29
    353 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 6:23 pm
    @Lompocus Seriously, are you that frickin` stupid? We all get it... It`s called making fun of a gaffe you retard. Jesus Christ.
  36. Profile photo of yudontn0me
    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 6:24 pm
    well not everyone gets to fist the president
  37. Profile photo of bsanders2019
    bsanders2019 Male 18-29
    26 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 6:29 pm
    Lol @ Chronic... You mean the President and First Lady don`t shove their fists up each others` outboxes?
  38. Profile photo of Moperyman
    Moperyman Male 18-29
    56 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 6:30 pm
    i want to no how she knows that the most protected man on earth is fisting his wife
  39. Profile photo of mikeeegeee
    mikeeegeee Male 18-29
    317 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 6:32 pm
    I like what Suicism did there. That compliment game of sorts. If I could see what you looked like, I`d undoubtedly pay you one. Though that is a pretty neat looking jack-o-lantern.

    kmuggee is indeed pretty cute. also 15, however.

    ghandi172 and shecter5 both appear to be handsome, strapping young sirs. Shecter in particular has some great hair.

    And I`ve always dug Opie`s style and Ani187`s arm tattoo. It`s pretty sick.

    I would love to say something for HighEndMeep, but I can`t help but think of optimus prime when I see that necklace.

    ChronicJ your name is pretty awesome and you look cute as the dickens in your profile pic.

    ReesesPieces: hilarious profile pic, and also a little suggestive as your name is in fact "ReesesPieces." Can never go wrong with double entendres.

    WHOISIT12345, unfortunately I can`t say much as I`m only formulating 90% of this based on profile pic alone.

    I would like Dilldog123`s profile pic on a t-shirt.

    deathxtra needs to get with the t

  40. Profile photo of tornadofdoom
    tornadofdoom Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 6:36 pm
    I jumped to an immature conclusion when I saw the title, but then I remembered the terrorist fist bump, so I called myself stupid. Then I realized that my immature conclusion was correct.
  41. Profile photo of mikeeegeee
    mikeeegeee Male 18-29
    317 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 6:39 pm
    SuperJesus, your profile pic is a tried and true classic. Educate the masses in the ways of the FSM.

    Zombieoficer, i never noticed that that duck had a man`s mouth. It now creeps me the f*ck out.

    norwish, i`ve never been very into Star Wars, but I enjoy the stylized portrayal of Vader.

    Asspenny, Cyanide and Happiness is one of my truly favorite things. Great /great/ comic. And animations, for that matter.

    Letsgopoping, you appear to be a strapping young lad as well.

    Gunit, I do hope you are indeed a 50-59 year old woman with the name "Gunit" and a profile picture of lawlcats.

    Flameofudan, is that spawn?

    Kiersten, you`re probably pretty cute too, but way too mysterious for any of us to know.

    fghj, sometimes I don`t feel that creative either.

    --

    If I skipped anyone it was because they were on page two or because their profile pic was one of the premades. Now if you`ll excuse me, I`m off to drink a gallon of whiskey.

  42. Profile photo of mikeeegeee
    mikeeegeee Male 18-29
    317 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 6:41 pm
    oh, shucks, I meant to end all of that with a "have a nice day everybody," or something to that extent. ah well.... whiskey anyway
  43. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 6:49 pm
    .....should i understand what was going on there <=\.
  44. Profile photo of mikeeegeee
    mikeeegeee Male 18-29
    317 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 6:54 pm
    Oh wow, Doug Simpson. Ladies, you must wanna be all OVER that D.

    annnnnd Maromi, the easiest (and certainly cheesiest) thing to say would be "you look hot," but oh gourd would that ever be lame.

  45. Profile photo of Cheese84o6
    Cheese84o6 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 6:56 pm
    I have never heard of fisting or fist bumping in that matter, it`s called a pound.
  46. Profile photo of Lorah
    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 6:56 pm
    whats fist bumping? :S
  47. Profile photo of ChronicJ
    ChronicJ Male 18-29
    353 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 6:56 pm
    ".....should i understand what was going on there <=\."

    Not unless you are interested in a form of buttsecks, stranger than buttsecks.

  48. Profile photo of ChronicJ
    ChronicJ Male 18-29
    353 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 7:01 pm
    fist bumping:
    http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/ga...
  49. Profile photo of ChronicJ
    ChronicJ Male 18-29
    353 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 7:02 pm
    Attention whore: Mikeeegeee, based on his posts.
  50. Profile photo of Lorah
    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 7:05 pm
    lol ChronicJ
    you said that dude was an attenchion whore but your posting just as much :P
    and can you just tell me what fist bumping is.. I dont dare looking at a link incase its nasty lol
  51. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 7:07 pm
    Thanks, Mikeeegeee, you reminded me I needed to get a new photo of the tat. Sorry for the bad photo and I still need to go in for minor touch-ups. We`ll get a better picture then. =D
  52. Profile photo of ChronicJ
    ChronicJ Male 18-29
    353 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 7:08 pm
    @ lorah.. my link...it is not nasty.. make a fist.. someone else makes a fist.. you bump them together. It is like Cheers!
  53. Profile photo of sixclaws13
    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
    2314 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 7:12 pm
    Oops.
  54. Profile photo of Lorah
    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 7:17 pm
    oh okie thanks :)
  55. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 7:47 pm
    are there really people in the world that are this stupid? wowwwww. but seriously, its tradition for presidents and first ladys to fist eachother.
  56. Profile photo of DHise
    DHise Male 13-17
    868 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 8:01 pm
    I found this to be hilarious.
  57. Profile photo of Grrracen
    Grrracen Female 18-29
    101 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 8:35 pm
    Unfortunate choice of words *shakes head*...
  58. Profile photo of PopeBenedict
    PopeBenedict Male 70 & Over
    504 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 8:46 pm
    Jesus Christ, Our Lord and Savior, Please have mercy on these stupid reject mofo`s who are so drating dumb that they are so drating cluless that they don`t get the sarcastic comments posted here in this thy forum. May they not walk into a busy intersection against a crosswalk light, for lo they are stupid drats.

    Are you people serious?

  59. Profile photo of amaqdrinker
    amaqdrinker Male 18-29
    2245 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 8:58 pm
    i never real thought of a fist bump as a sign of intimacy.

    also, i`ve always referred to a fist bump as "pounding it", which could be just as easily taken inappropriately out of context

  60. Profile photo of RLHope275
    RLHope275 Female 18-29
    107 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 9:01 pm
    Wow...Thats all I have to say..
  61. Profile photo of cabbitt
    cabbitt Female 18-29
    312 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 9:21 pm
    Haha, lol. Michelle totally wears the pants. She`s just been toning it down.
  62. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 10:01 pm
    uh-hem...why would you say that? "they fist eachother" c`mon, think about it...its just wrong
  63. Profile photo of Mitchster
    Mitchster Male 18-29
    544 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 10:27 pm
    After she said it, I winced at every "f" sound she made. X-(
  64. Profile photo of SuperJesus
    SuperJesus Male 13-17
    387 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 10:40 pm
    "i never real thought of a fist bump as a sign of intimacy.
    also, i`ve always referred to a fist bump as "pounding it", which could be just as easily taken inappropriately out of context"

    I don`t think you get what they`re talking about.

  65. Profile photo of horsie
    horsie Male 18-29
    185 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 11:14 pm
    Do they really fist eachother and if so how the hell does that reporter know?
    Or does that reporter not know what fisting is?
  66. Profile photo of Phydeaux13
    Phydeaux13 Male 13-17
    616 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 11:48 pm
    Oh, my god. Wow.

    What more can I say?

  67. Profile photo of CinematicD
    CinematicD Female 18-29
    239 posts
    January 23, 2009 at 12:22 am
    i really cant think of anything else she could have possibly meant by that...
  68. Profile photo of CinematicD
    CinematicD Female 18-29
    239 posts
    January 23, 2009 at 12:23 am
    lmao TDK Master
  69. Profile photo of scuzzie_
    scuzzie_ Female 18-29
    48 posts
    January 23, 2009 at 1:15 am
    oh, so the obamas r kinky too?
    I like them even more now! bahahahahaha!
  70. Profile photo of Tay-Dor
    Tay-Dor Male 40-49
    265 posts
    January 23, 2009 at 2:06 am
    Reporter probably meant the fist bump - knuckle bump they`ve done.
  71. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    January 23, 2009 at 2:13 am
    If America loves Obama anymore he`s going ascend to be with god or something

    Was this news story really critical to my public safety???????????????????????????????????????????
    >:{

  72. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    January 23, 2009 at 2:17 am
    Thanks Mikeee, Halloween of 2006. And in case you were wondering, YES, it is still rotting on my patio.

    13-17: still legal in some states.

    And after browsing your avatar, I guess what you`re trying to say to those drunken partygoers is "Here`s YOUR sign!" I`m SOO gonna track-down your area code and call you for one sometime. Then we`re gonna get drunk as f*ck at my place and fist eachother all night. Er, *bump* as it were..

  73. Profile photo of quaintness
    quaintness Male 13-17
    1086 posts
    January 23, 2009 at 3:09 am
    And um, fisting? Doesn`t go with those other things.
  74. Profile photo of trailleadr
    trailleadr Male 40-49
    715 posts
    January 23, 2009 at 4:09 am
    Wow, if your going to do a report on something you should know what the hell you`re talking about, and not say the wrong thing, making yourself look like an uneducated ass.

    I really don`t care to know if they fist each other, and thank goodness there`s no video of them doing it. O.o

  75. Profile photo of quiknas
    quiknas Male 18-29
    451 posts
    January 23, 2009 at 4:49 am
    this link was not what my filthy mind was hoping it would be
  76. Profile photo of FxyRoxy777
    FxyRoxy777 Female 18-29
    652 posts
    January 23, 2009 at 5:42 am
    uhh.. okay?
  77. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    January 23, 2009 at 6:49 am
    wait. what did she actually mean?
  78. Profile photo of CharlieA
    CharlieA Male 18-29
    502 posts
    January 23, 2009 at 7:03 am
    She meant to say fist bump, not fist... lol
  79. Profile photo of KeePay
    KeePay Male 18-29
    494 posts
    January 23, 2009 at 7:34 am
    ...

    Goodnight everybody!

  80. Profile photo of mypreciousss
    mypreciousss Female 18-29
    134 posts
    January 23, 2009 at 7:43 am
    ahhhhhahahahaha stupid b*tch.
  81. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1063 posts
    January 23, 2009 at 9:01 am
    ROFL, I have a pretty fked up picture in my mind now dammit!
  82. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    January 23, 2009 at 9:08 am
    lolmistake
    Yeah she meant to say fist bump, completely different things xD
  83. Profile photo of LadyMorgue
    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
    1516 posts
    January 23, 2009 at 9:08 am
    Ah, so romantic... makes me want to fist my fiance right now.
  84. Profile photo of gojamesgo
    gojamesgo Male 18-29
    107 posts
    January 23, 2009 at 9:53 am
    oh my! speechless! just wow!!

    i`m with TRIXIEBLUE!!!!!! cept they have smiles on they`re faces like in "black hole sun" by sound garden hahahaha ooooOOOhh NooOOo!!

  85. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    January 23, 2009 at 10:42 am
    Methinks an obama themed karma sutra will be released soon because of this comment.
  86. Profile photo of Dogboy76
    Dogboy76 Male 30-39
    156 posts
    January 23, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    Larry Flint made `Nailin Palin`, he needs to do this one right now!
  87. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    January 23, 2009 at 12:41 pm
    ..Wha? What did she really mean to say?
  88. Profile photo of cabbitt
    cabbitt Female 18-29
    312 posts
    January 23, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    They played this repeatedly on Loveline last night. xD She says, "Hugging, kissing, fisting.." I`m pretty sure she meant like fist pounding/bumping.
  89. Profile photo of boredfjord
    boredfjord Male 13-17
    928 posts
    January 23, 2009 at 12:58 pm
    Fox always fails.
  90. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    January 23, 2009 at 1:13 pm
    Hahahaha. Fisting. Niiiiice.
  91. Profile photo of Sociophobic
    Sociophobic Male 18-29
    367 posts
    January 23, 2009 at 2:17 pm
    How many Grandmas just had heart attacks?
  92. Profile photo of Hayabusa
    Hayabusa Male 13-17
    1 post
    January 23, 2009 at 2:19 pm
    LOL
  93. Profile photo of risingflamez
    risingflamez Female 13-17
    649 posts
    January 23, 2009 at 2:58 pm
    yeah that`s what i thought cabbitt, that was really poor word choice
    ahah our laughter for her expense :)
  94. Profile photo of sixclaws13
    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
    2314 posts
    January 23, 2009 at 10:35 pm
    You know Michelle fists Barack.
  95. Profile photo of Cashcleaner
    Cashcleaner Male 18-29
    319 posts
    January 24, 2009 at 10:31 am
    I can`t wait until the day comes and he hangs a basketball net up in front of the White House garage.

    Seriously, it would be funny. Oh, and I`m not a Yank, but Obama is okay in my books.

  96. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    January 24, 2009 at 11:55 am
    Cash: He is installing a basketball curt. Each president gets a budget to refit the whitehouse.

    Previous presidents have added bowling alleys for example.

    Trivia issue: Can any one remember which president was criticized for adding a bath?

  97. Profile photo of B-b-beccah
    B-b-beccah Female 18-29
    668 posts
    January 24, 2009 at 6:03 pm
    oh baalthazaq! i know! it was Taft!
    woo i win
  98. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    January 26, 2009 at 11:39 am
    BB: congrats. :)

    You and Opie both win the internet. Awesome day. :)

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