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Ass vs. Ass


It”s been around for years, but no-one has yet answered the question: Why did he have his pants down in the first place?

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Date: 01/04/09 06:56 PM

63 Responses to Ass vs. Ass

  1. Profile photo of mohchara2
    mohchara2 Male 18-29
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    January 4, 2009 at 6:59 pm
    Link: Ass vs. Ass - It`s been around for years, but no-one has yet answered the question: Why did he have his pants down in the first place?
  2. Profile photo of idontknow951
    idontknow951 Male 18-29
    908 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    Just why did I mine pants down? Because I can.
  3. Profile photo of maxxb117
    maxxb117 Male 18-29
    387 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    O__O
  4. Profile photo of maxxb117
    maxxb117 Male 18-29
    387 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    What?
  5. Profile photo of Cheesburger
    Cheesburger Male 13-17
    8 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 7:04 pm
    Nothing I can say but WTF?!?! :-O
  6. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 7:04 pm
    I.........am.............speechless.
  7. Profile photo of OptiSkiver
    OptiSkiver Male 18-29
    81 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 7:05 pm
    Maybe he thought it`d be fun to have his intestines pulverized?
  8. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 7:05 pm
    Yeah, this has been around for years...so why is it being posted on iab now?
  9. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 7:06 pm
    Oh my... *covers eyes*
  10. Profile photo of Challenger23
    Challenger23 Female 18-29
    346 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 7:07 pm
    ass raep by an ass. O.O

    I think my mind has just been broken.

  11. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 7:07 pm
    vv "I.........am.............speechless."

    Freddy, then our work here is done. Boredom status: Relieved. Replaced with: Horrific brain twitching at what you just witnessed.

  12. Profile photo of tonkacow
    tonkacow Female 13-17
    28 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 7:08 pm
    He just wanted some love!
    *shudder*
  13. Profile photo of Deejay89
    Deejay89 Male 18-29
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    January 4, 2009 at 7:12 pm
    If I remember correctly from this one TV station that aired this oh so long ago, he was taking a poo and the ass just appeared out of no where, or something like that.
  14. Profile photo of silverwing23
    silverwing23 Female 13-17
    114 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 7:14 pm
    oh god, I was hoping it wouldn`t be what I thought it was, then it was *shudder*
  15. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 7:16 pm
    holy crap that thing`s penis is huge...
  16. Profile photo of Ty-Force
    Ty-Force Male 18-29
    400 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 7:19 pm
    Isn`t it obvious why his pants are down?
  17. Profile photo of DHise
    DHise Male 13-17
    868 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 7:20 pm
    Not bestiality, it`s humaniality.
  18. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 7:22 pm
    vv "he was taking a poo and the ass just appeared out of no where"

    You don`t say?

  19. Profile photo of Philomath
    Philomath Male 18-29
    174 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 7:24 pm
    In a world where rapists rarely get true justice, it`s nice to see nature taking over.
  20. Profile photo of Philomath
    Philomath Male 18-29
    174 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 7:30 pm
    Scratch that. It wasn`t "nice to see." It was just that... Well, he kinda established a give-and-take situation, but seemed less than willing to hold up his `end` of the bargain.

    I think I`m hilarious. That`s what counts!

  21. Profile photo of ilovetristan
    ilovetristan Female 18-29
    662 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 7:37 pm
    I remember seeing this years ago.
  22. Profile photo of jaketb14
    jaketb14 Male 18-29
    51 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    do you want to see a donkey show?
  23. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 7:55 pm
    Philomath, for what it`s worth, I enjoy your subtle humour. Nice.
  24. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 7:57 pm
    It makes you laugh, unless you`re the one in the field with the horny donkey! Ok sure he was taking a dump, the donkey came out of nowhere, etc etc... but am I the only one who finds it a little suspicious that he can`t pull his trousers up in all that time? I mean it takes me 2 seconds to pull up zip up and belt up, and this guy runs around playing with the donkey and they just "accidentally" keep dropping again?? Almost as if he WANTS to be caught...
  25. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 8:01 pm
    This is why you stay on side of the fence...
  26. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 8:09 pm
    vv I`m with Lionhart here. I know certain users of certain nationalities (you know who you are). You WANT to be caught. You dickteasers!

    "Ohhh, look, I accidentally got my pants caught round my ankles in a field with a videocamera nearby, and *WHAT* a randy donkey! With a prehensile penis, like an elephant`s trunk, what a surprise (like I wasn`t looking for it) What shall I do?!"

    "Chase me! Chase me!"

    Bollocks, tell it to the Judge, love.

  27. Profile photo of hamalek
    hamalek Male 13-17
    36 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 8:17 pm
    ok.... it started to add up after awhile as to why he had his pants down... the donkey has a huge boner. i think he wanted it to drat him.
  28. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 8:33 pm
    I guess sometimes "no" really means "yes"
  29. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    January 4, 2009 at 8:36 pm
    I was in a pub one day and a guy comes in and says to the barman, "Give me a beer, Donkey... and yeah, and some chips, Donkey... and also some lotto tickets, Donkey..." A bit later he comes back and says "Same again, Donkey". I said to the barman, "That`s a bit nasty isn`t it, him calling you `Donkey` like that?" He says "Oh, `e or... `e or.... `e orrways calls me that."
  30. Profile photo of rebetikas
    rebetikas Male 30-39
    213 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 9:04 pm
    I guess it would`ve been donkey-style ....hehe
  31. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 9:06 pm
    > Mondo48
    > ha...censor that

    Your wish is my command.

  32. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 9:30 pm
    lmfao that was funnnnnnnnyyy he has an eroction.
  33. Profile photo of Sociophobic
    Sociophobic Male 18-29
    367 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 10:17 pm
    I`m guessing alcohol was in that equation somewhere... That or a love which we can`t understand or stop
  34. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 11:18 pm
    Deliverance 2: Donkey edition
    I hear the donkey duels a mean banjo later.
  35. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3233 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 12:09 am
    This is what I was thinking the entire time: "Hopefully it won`t go to animal pr0n, oh the Ass is humping the other Ass..."
  36. Profile photo of JagaLubnaN
    JagaLubnaN Male 18-29
    46 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 12:16 am
    Eww hahaha
  37. Profile photo of deadskull35
    deadskull35 Male 18-29
    105 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 12:29 am
    i think he was dropping some hiroshima bombs if you catch my drift. *sigh* villagers
  38. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 12:53 am
    lawl donky duke does dorky dingo!
  39. Profile photo of Phydeaux13
    Phydeaux13 Male 13-17
    616 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 1:45 am
    Philomath, I get it, and appreciate you :D

    But aside from that... WHY? WHY WHY WHY???
    DO NOT WANT ANIMAL PORN.

  40. Profile photo of Khronnus
    Khronnus Male 18-29
    621 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 3:54 am
    LMAO, I wet myself everytime I see this. Stupid man.
  41. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 4:02 am
    omg
    how have i not seen this before?!
    I know every video in the world
  42. Profile photo of Tachiinii
    Tachiinii Male 13-17
    219 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 4:30 am
    I`ve seen this... don`t remember where though... seriously what the hell was he doing?!
  43. Profile photo of MykeUK
    MykeUK Male 18-29
    364 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 5:59 am
    Mr. Hands - The Movie 2 : The Bitch Bites Back!
  44. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    January 5, 2009 at 6:09 am
    He had is pants down cuz` he`s a stupid drunken fool.

    Also, the donkey had a boner.

  45. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 6:56 am
    Im not being funny. the donkey actually found it attractive X_X
  46. Profile photo of DarthJay
    DarthJay Male 30-39
    339 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 7:20 am
    I like how his buddies just keep taping after the donkey has him pinned.....ewwww
  47. Profile photo of DarthJay
    DarthJay Male 30-39
    339 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 7:21 am
    Anyone know what the guy was saying in the voice over?
  48. Profile photo of ne028
    ne028 Male 18-29
    889 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 7:32 am
    GET OFF ME, NO MEANS NO
  49. Profile photo of arcticsheep
    arcticsheep Male 13-17
    82 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 9:47 am
    LOL hahahaha this is so good
  50. Profile photo of krembill
    krembill Male 18-29
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    January 5, 2009 at 11:21 am
    omg i think the donkey put him to the floor to have sex with him 0_0
  51. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
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    January 5, 2009 at 12:12 pm
    Donkey ftw
  52. Profile photo of ShootToIll
    ShootToIll Male 13-17
    56 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 2:36 pm
    ohgodohgodohgod
  53. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 2:52 pm
    well i never!!
    a donkey sexually abusing a stupid looking farmer
    what has the world come to!!!!
  54. Profile photo of reidcook1000
    reidcook1000 Male 18-29
    381 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 3:43 pm
    tap that poo, donkey
  55. Profile photo of maxell
    maxell Male 18-29
    285 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 5:39 pm
    why is this on i-am-bored? i have no problem with it really, im just wondering why they have a bestiality video on here.

    (its seems to me he had wanted to have sex wit that donkey then change his mind)

  56. Profile photo of maxell
    maxell Male 18-29
    285 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 5:41 pm
    deathskull35, that would actually make sense, i retract my bestiality statement. haha
  57. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 6:03 pm
    I believe the mystery will go on forever...

    We will, sadly, never know.

  58. Profile photo of hamalek
    hamalek Male 13-17
    36 posts
    January 5, 2009 at 8:42 pm
    honky tonk ba DONKEY donk
  59. Profile photo of kermitgreen
    kermitgreen Female 30-39
    187 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 12:55 am
    remanisint of that horse love video...
  60. Profile photo of lesmith11
    lesmith11 Female 18-29
    203 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 9:20 am
    i think he was having a slash!
  61. Profile photo of quiknas
    quiknas Male 18-29
    451 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 2:56 pm
    that`s the first time an ass ever went into a dick
  62. Profile photo of gbpackers12
    gbpackers12 Male 13-17
    77 posts
    January 6, 2009 at 5:49 pm
    "that`s the first time an ass ever went into a dick"

    haha thats drating hillarious! good one

  63. Profile photo of slipkfighter
    slipkfighter Male 13-17
    35 posts
    January 7, 2009 at 6:07 pm
    lol @ end

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