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Date: 01/09/09 03:19 PM

46 Responses to Apple Mactini

  1. Profile photo of Tearon
    Tearon Male 18-29
    147 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 12:19 pm
    Link: Apple Mactini - Behold! The smallest computer in the world it has been introduced by Mac!
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    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 12:42 pm
    as even if :|
  3. Profile photo of thunder86
    thunder86 Male 18-29
    189 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 12:43 pm
    LoL that was hilarious.
  4. Profile photo of Megido
    Megido Male 18-29
    439 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 12:49 pm
    I lol`d. For real.
  5. Profile photo of nzkf59
    nzkf59 Male 18-29
    29 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    ratatat... love it!
  6. Profile photo of ilovem0nkey
    ilovem0nkey Female 18-29
    338 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 1:00 pm
    awww its so tiny and cute! And the manual wasn`t to long!
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    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2028 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 1:07 pm
    Aw damn, and I just bought myself a mactini. Now I need to go get myself a mactini nano!? :-(
    Hehe, that was funny.
  8. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    wow gandhi that sucks

    -sent from mactini nano

  9. Profile photo of Backfat
    Backfat Male 30-39
    1895 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 1:51 pm
    New from Crapple. The Crapintosh.
  10. Profile photo of hated0love
    hated0love Female 18-29
    344 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 3:23 pm
    suck to use that computer lol
  11. Profile photo of SirKevin
    SirKevin Male 13-17
    240 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    Ok, that was actually funny, and, although I use mac, I agree the constant and needless updates and smaller sizes are rediculous. However, there`ve been a load of mac pisstakes recently that aren`t even funny.
    Haha, mac made a smaller comput- YOUR PC STILL SUCKS!
  12. Profile photo of outfire
    outfire Male 13-17
    524 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    second i-am-bored submission that makes fun of macs like this lol.


    http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=36896

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    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 4:18 pm
    *taptaptaptaptaptaptaptap*-h
    OH FU[K IT!
  14. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 4:29 pm
    lmfao that was well done, the nano thing was so true, and the guide xD
  15. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 5:01 pm
    I think the funniest thing, was that the guys eyes were crossed the ENTIRE time...
  16. Profile photo of pick_me
    pick_me Male 18-29
    544 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 5:44 pm
    mac are cool ever run vista on one
    its about the only thing that can run it without CRASHING
  17. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9256 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 5:44 pm
    this made me laugh.
  18. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 5:51 pm
    Hahaha, the funniest thing is that this is the second one.
  19. Profile photo of Armanith
    Armanith Female 18-29
    354 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 5:54 pm
    Behind the humor of it all there is always a glint of truth. Wonder if Apple will see this and try to make it lol
  20. Profile photo of Kay62442
    Kay62442 Female 13-17
    731 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 6:09 pm
    lol, simply Rat-a-tat-tat, and...a comma!
  21. Profile photo of SuperJesus
    SuperJesus Male 13-17
    387 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 6:21 pm
    pick me:

    Vista doesn`t crash EVER for me. Mac`s are just mediocre computers priced WAY too high. My PC which i built cost me $1000 and the processor runs at 4GHZ (165% of the $1200 iMac), has 4GB of memory (4x that of the $1200 iMac) and 410GB of hard drive space (160% that of the iMac), and 1GB of video memory (8x that of the iMac) and even a 22" screen, which is 2" larger than the iMac.

    iMacs aren`t slow just 2x too expensive. And they have close to ZERO games.

  22. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1841 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 6:44 pm
    lmfao his face doesnt stop being funny XD
  23. Profile photo of thesandwich
    thesandwich Male 18-29
    150 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 6:58 pm
    It would only have been made more funny by instead of a z showing up, a y showed up instead and he had to do it again.
  24. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    January 9, 2009 at 10:18 pm
    super, go to the apple site and build a mac, it costs 28k xD
  25. Profile photo of SonicSophie
    SonicSophie Female 18-29
    354 posts
    January 10, 2009 at 1:22 am
    haha hee hee ho ho i`m getting sick of these
  26. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    January 10, 2009 at 2:05 am
    That`s a neat title for an Apple product. Too bad it turned into a joke before anyone thought of it.
    Apple MacTini
  27. Profile photo of necros
    necros Male 18-29
    453 posts
    January 10, 2009 at 4:18 am
    guesing it would cost 8grand and lagg at photoshop, in the same way every mac does :(
  28. Profile photo of bungled
    bungled Male 30-39
    271 posts
    January 10, 2009 at 6:09 am
    PC is like POP Music. Crap for the Masses. More people drive toyata`s then BMW`s that doesnt mean toyata is better.
  29. Profile photo of bungled
    bungled Male 30-39
    271 posts
    January 10, 2009 at 6:10 am
    I spelled toyota wrong `cause Im typing on a mactini.
  30. Profile photo of ne028
    ne028 Male 18-29
    889 posts
    January 10, 2009 at 7:57 am
    will ferrell did it first..
  31. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    January 10, 2009 at 8:26 am
    hahahaha. Sock it to them.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    January 10, 2009 at 8:28 am
    bungled doesn`t know whats he`s talking about.
  33. Profile photo of necros
    necros Male 18-29
    453 posts
    January 10, 2009 at 8:34 am
    "PC is like POP Music. Crap for the Masses. More people drive toyata`s then BMW`s that doesnt mean toyata is better."

    maybe you should think about reversing that analogy, would make a lot more sense seeing the advertising apple shoves in every film, (albeit false and a hell of a conn). the mass hysterical dilusion that drives the sales of macs does not equate to decent hardware,imacs generic 3rd party ram and 4 year old graphics cards also apparantly is great for design work, yea... it just so happens that as soon as you begin to work in the real world, rather than playing with vectors on pshop or giving a reflection to your video titles. you discover a whole world that knows the difference between marketing BS and decent products. (some scenes have been deleted)

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    Aconite333 Male 18-29
    31 posts
    January 10, 2009 at 9:37 am
    Still costs $1600.

    Just expensive enough for MacFags.

  35. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    January 10, 2009 at 10:28 am
    lets face it. We should start an antimac group.
  36. Profile photo of mooogandi
    mooogandi Male 13-17
    404 posts
    January 10, 2009 at 1:57 pm
    "maybe you should think about reversing that analogy, would make a lot more sense seeing the advertising apple shoves in every film, (albeit false and a hell of a conn). the mass hysterical dilusion that drives the sales of macs does not equate to decent hardware,imacs generic 3rd party ram and 4 year old graphics cards also apparantly is great for design work, yea... it just so happens that as soon as you begin to work in the real world, rather than playing with vectors on pshop or giving a reflection to your video titles. you discover a whole world that knows the difference between marketing BS and decent products. (some scenes have been deleted)"

    you tell `em Mac fags

  37. Profile photo of mooogandi
    mooogandi Male 13-17
    404 posts
    January 10, 2009 at 2:07 pm
    "mac are cool ever run vista on one
    its about the only thing that can run it without CRASHING"

    that comment was a total fail...

    must`ve been typing on a mactini

  38. Profile photo of quiknas
    quiknas Male 18-29
    451 posts
    January 10, 2009 at 4:49 pm
    that was funny, especially the *ratta-tat-tat* part for typing a comma
  39. Profile photo of Victory7
    Victory7 Male 18-29
    362 posts
    January 10, 2009 at 11:02 pm
    I`m just gonna throw an anti-Macintosh comment out there (by the way, it`s MACINTOSH you idiots, not "Mac". Why do you think the company is called Apple?) If Macintoshes are so perfect, why do you need to run Windows on it?
  40. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    January 11, 2009 at 12:56 am
    i just got a fujitsu. one of the few made in japan.

    f u macs

  41. Profile photo of shwm19
    shwm19 Male 18-29
    27 posts
    January 11, 2009 at 8:22 am
    i am a mac fan, and you if you lo0ok closely at the programing the reason it is a microsoft program on them is due to the fact they use the same base programing there fore by law they must say microsoft, and another thing, if they truly weere the same, Why does all the mac stuff not function on microsoft computers?
  42. Profile photo of gotoday
    gotoday Male 13-17
    107 posts
    January 11, 2009 at 8:48 am
    apple fails.

    nuff said.

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    SuperJesus Male 13-17
    387 posts
    January 11, 2009 at 9:01 am
    bungled
    Male, 30-39, Eastern US
    56 Posts Saturday, January 10, 2009 6:09:56 AM
    "PC is like POP Music. Crap for the Masses. More people drive toyata`s then BMW`s that doesnt mean toyata is better."

    No, PC is best for the masses. Thing is, it`s not toyota vs. BMW, it`s toyota (PC) vs 4-year-old toyota with the radio, turn signals and left front wheel taken out, and being sold for twice the price and advertised as a BMW (Mac).

  44. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    January 11, 2009 at 9:42 am
    Actually it`s more like the purely functional Range Rover Sport (PC) vs. the interesting looking Infinity FX50S (Mac).
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    necros Male 18-29
    453 posts
    January 11, 2009 at 11:01 am

  46. Profile photo of SB8
    SB8 Male 13-17
    43 posts
    January 13, 2009 at 2:11 pm
    I love late night BBC. Rude, Crude, & out of this world, (except for Japanese Gameshows).

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